AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.

An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.

Vampire AU. It all started when Kuroko Tetsuya, an ordinary teenage boy with a weak presence, caught the interest of one powerful vampire named Akashi Seijuurou. (AkaKuro)

By night, she dreamed of killing him, of playing her hand all at once and going out in a blaze of glory. By day, she kowtowed with just enough stiffness to show him her fantasies. In return, he forced her moves like she was just a piece on his shogi board - and she was. Kakasaku, Spoilers up to Manga 452

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

They both thought there was a ghost flitting around their house. Little did they know, the two were merely worlds apart and meant to clash one day. When she finds herself in that predicament, she must force herself to learn in order to survive. KakashixOC

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Sequel to Crimson Gold. Follows the events of season 1 through Ruby's eyes, canon compliant. Ruby/Mr. Gold ongoing romance, eventual Rumbelle and Red Cricket. There is more to Mr. Gold than Ruby hoped, and now she has a choice: leave before things get messy, or find out everything he's still hiding from her... Her Storybrooke past will be revealed - friendships/relationships.

Tenten, a long-time sleeper agent in Konoha, breaks her cover to deliver vital information back to her home village. As she tries to flee Fire Country with her precious cargo, she is pursued by the very people she has learned to like and admire. (Completed! Yay!)

"She couldn't understand why her eyes were drawn to him whenever she caught a glimpse of him. She didn't understand why she would find herself staring at him for minutes on end like a deranged psycho. She didn't understand, but by God she was going to."

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

TGIF Series. A compilation of short stories about Team Gai. Updated, incidentally, on Fridays. Stories 9 & 10: Family and fanaticism

The Fourth Ninja War is over and now Kakashi is left to piece his life back together without his dear friend.

After the 4th Shinobi war Tsunade throws a Masquerade ball where people not only dress up but henge, Sakura meets and starts to fall for someone she never expected. Saku/Ino Yuri, will eventually be mature.

Storybrooke is a boring town and the only source of entertainment seems to be gossip. But are the rumors true? Is there perhaps more behind the facade we put up for others? A humorous take on Ruby/Gold. Mostly T, leaning towards M as the story progresses.

Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Stein tries his hand at wielding Excalibur

Marie meets Stein K for language

He worked with her for years until one day he finally noticed her. Genma only thought he was asking her out for a drink but it turned into so much more. A one-shot based off my fic Opheliac. Warning: rated M for language, themes, and a graphic lemon.

Marie feels a little lost after the epic battle. Maybe Dr. Stein will help her find her way? Oneshot.

There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.

One the night of her wedding to Harry, Sansa finally discovers Littlefinger's true scheme.

She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku

Oneshot. Kakashi-sensei gets a little of what's coming to him, and from the student he least expected it from.

Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.

Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?

Everyone knew Ino was Queen of gossip. After discovering that Yamato was as prolific in gathering information as her, things truly begin to get wild and exaggerated. Has her King been found? - YamatoxIno. Yes, you read that pairing right.

Okay, who thought the son of Satan should be allowed near those summoning circles? Oh boy, here comes trouble.

Ino's got a lot on her plate these days, a new job with the ANBU Interrogation Squad, new friends, and a certain senbon-sucking jounin she can't seem to get out of her head. Genma/Ino, Raidou/Yuugao, Ibiki/Shizune, Aoba/Anko. Adult Content Warning.

In which Karin is being sarcastic, Kakashi is being odd and Sakura is just not having the best day of her life - well, not entirely. KakaSaku

Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.

Shura catches a cold from one of the Exwires, Mephisto displays his usual panache, and random topics are discussed. First AnE fic.

Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.

Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Kakashi offers Hinata a bit of advice and encouragement concerning one oblivious blond. Of course, one still has to look underneath the underneath in these situations. 1 of 4

Tenten could only hope afterwards that a marriage proposal by means of torture was the Copy Nin's twisted idea of a joke. Otherwise, it didn't look like there was anything she could do about it. Kakashi x Tenten.

"Tenten," he said, "do you know what tampons are?" He held up a box of Tampax. Gai sensei. Tenten. Little moments in the life of a growing kunoichi. Humor fic!

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.

Sakura was damning the bar she was holed in, trying to get rid of annoyances, when she was granted the perfect opportunity to get out of the damn place. And it turned out to be more than she would have expected. Hell, she sure wasn't complaining. Rated M

Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.

He had left them to a lifetime of happiness without his intervention. But when betrayal turns the tides, he is forced to seek vengeance. However, his just motives condemn the one who is innocent of the crime. Can he see her innocence before it's too late?

Even as a child, Ino always knew how to handle bullies. Oneshot.

Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:

Alternate Reality: To both Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Itachi, home is a vague memory. But a certain Hyuuga heiress is about to make them remember. KakashiHinataItachi and gradual KakaHina-rating upgraded to M for violence.

A mysterious, handsome man. Tenten. Yes, Tenten is the mysterious handsome man! Her missions are getting weirder and weirder. Kakashi x Tenten

However strange it seemed at first, it made sense when you thought about it, he supposed. But that still doesn't mean he has to like it. One-shot. Slight crack.

It was the first time Ibiki had ever lost control of the direction of an interrogation, and he knew that if he had to continue questioning her, it wouldn't be the last.

Ino joins the league of players Genma/Ino

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

Starvation, exposure, and illness are the enemy when four Fire Country ninja are stranded in the Land of Snow. Featuring Iruka, Hayate, Izumo, and Kotetsu

Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.

[ONESHOT] Ino's a flirt, and she gets more than she bargained for when she flirts with Kankuro. Ino-centric, Ino/Kankuro.

Tenzou is a young special jounin in the ANBU. He is talented, quick-witted, and a natural leader. He finds that he must to come to terms with his mixed feelings for his friend Kakashi and the inability to be free of the ANBU. Kakashi x Tenzou

Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."

In the end, Sasuke was a typical male.

Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.

Ibiki watches Iruka be rejected and wonders what he would do if Iruka ever asked him. Very mild kakairu. Slash.

The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.

Oneshot - Minato is sick and three year old Kakashi makes soup. Companion fic to "Dogs Are Better Than Toads". Kakashi/Sakumo/Minato. non-yaoi.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.

COMPLETED. A dark, modern retelling of the original tale. **SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR UPDATE (4/2019)

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

Oneshot written for HarvestMoonRacoon, for the exchange I offered. GaiShizune goodness.

Even something called an 'Eternal Rivalry' has to start somewhere! Oneshot, featuring a young Gai & Kakashi.

Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.

On her eighteenth birthday, Ino finds a box on her doorstep from a mysterious wouldbe suitor. But who is the box from, and what does it contain? [Complete]

Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...

What lurks within the catacombs of the Paris Opera? Based on Leroux's brilliant story.

UPDATED! Added content! Morbidity Contest Entry: Erik finds his dead bride; his following actions are frightening. Warning: For the sick, disturbed, & sexually twisted mind! ;

Christine chooses the grasshopper instead of the scorpion, and she shall get her reward, with a price! Morbidity Phic Contest entry. Enjoy!

COMPLETED! An EC Leroux based fiction. What if Christine did not have the resolve to approach Erik as his "living bride" when Raoul and the Persian are in the torture chamber. A huge thank you to all who read and especially to those who reviewed.

..."She was taken before her time, and Erik has always regretted that, as he bled to death, with two bullets in his torso, watching helplessly as the mob drowned her." In death, a new freedom is found, and Erik may again walk beneath the warmth of the sun

Kakashi finds someone he's been missing. Vagueish Kakashi Gaiden spoilers. Rin and Kakashi. rated mostly for the language

Christine POV. But more than anything, I wish I did not eat the Pomegranate, the sweet irresistible taste of his music. Oneshot.

What if POTO had taken place in modern times and Erik was arrested and put on trial for his crimes? How would the modern world deal with Erik's sins? How would Erik deal with imprisonment after he let Christine go?...And Christine?

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

He never told her how to unlock the door. And, a snap decision to leave ensured that they just missed each other. But he WOULD stay with her to eternity... he only wished he'd come sooner. EC semi morbid

After the cuntain falls, a nameless girl searches for the Phantom

A twist of fate: Suppose everything for Erik and Christine had actually somehow ended happily ever after...But they say fate always has a way of asserting itself. It seems Erik's dream will never be more than Christine's nightmare.

When Christine returns to give Erik a last goodbye, she doesn't realize it's to stay forever. Can her love save Erik from the depths of insanity? And how will he cope with the dark secrets he keeps from her?

A day in the life of Erik the Executioner: A life most extraordinary with the wielding of the punjab lasso.

A conversation between Nadir and Erik, set in Persia.

Robert Englund Phantom phic, were Erik is tormented by the dark dreams of the damned

*COMPLETE* A unexpected reunion jolts Christine and Erik. Fluffy but fun! This story began as PG13 but rapidly escalated into an R rating. It is not possible to accurately portray such a passionate character as Erik in muted terms.

What if...Christine was a bad little ingenue one day and Erik got REALLY pissed off? A short phic that explores the extreme side of dark and frightening aspects when our phavorite Phantom gets reeeeeeeally angry, loses his temper...and snaps!

An alternate ending vignette to The Phantom of the Opera.