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Paranormal Mythbusting: an episodic series starring a nameless Paranormal investigator as he looks are various paranormal situations and sees if they are true (CONFIRMED) or not (BUSTED). Episodes will come once I find something interesting, so don't expect regular updates for this.

Episode 1 Paranormal Myth: 1 Scary Way to Break Up

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. A paranormal investigator read this one night and took a shower to see if this was true. He lived and determined that it was a myth and that it had been busted.

Paranormal Myth Status: BUSTED

Quotes that I like:

"Victory. . . is my destiny." - Meta Knight, Kirby series (Super Smash Brothers Brawl version)

"No time to waste, let's go!" - Auron, Final Fantasy X

Favorite Characters

Persona 4/Golden/Arena (Excluding the Protagonist)

1. Yukiko Amagi

2. Rise Kujikawa

3. Nanako Dojima

4. Saki Konishi

5. Yosuke Hanamura

6. Marie

Persona 3/FES/Portable/Persona 4 Arena (Protagonists aside)

1. Shinjiro Aragaki

2. Koromaru

3. Ken Amada

4. Fuuka Yamagishi

5. Kazushi

Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten

1. Valvatorez

2. Vulcanus?/Artina

3. Desco

4. Fuka

Code Geass

1. Nunnally Lamperouge

2. Lelouch Lamperouge

3. Marrybell mel Britannia

4. Sayoko Shinozaki

5. Kallen Kouzuki

Hated Characters

Code Geass

1. Rolo Haliburton (This piece of shit killed Shirley and wanted to kill Nunnally as well. I have not forgiven him for this and I never will.)

2. Suzaku Kururugi (Suzaku is a hypocritical idealistic asshole. I never cared for him in the slightest.)

Favored Pairings

Persona 3

Minato x Yukari (Holy shit does the game try its best to pair these two together.)

Minako x Shinjiro (Completing his link saves him, if only temporarily.)

Minato x Minako (I really like this pairing for some reason. Probably because the two never interact because shoud you pick one protagonist in Portable, the other doesn't show up.)

Code Geass

Lelouch x Nunnally (Somebody is going to flame my ass over this, but I do not care one goddamn bit. I really like how much of a siscon Lelouch is when it comes to his younger sister.)

Lelouch x Kaguya (She can be quite a hellion if the situation calls for it.)

Lelouch x Kallen (She kicks ass and is referred to as Q1.)

Hated Pairings

Code Geass

Nunnally x Rolo (Rolo's murdered Shirley and he wanted to do the same to Nunnally in the show, so the little piece of shit will not EVER be paired with her in ANY of my stories.)

Lelouch x Suzaku (It's FUCKING YAOI, which is pretty bullshit especially with what happens in canon.)

Future Story Plans

The Geass of the Wind Mage (Code Geass/Legend of Zelda cross-over)
This is currently a one-shot that I plan to update later.

A Dark Awakening (Code Geass/Rosario Vampire cross-over)
Another one-shot that will need to update later.

Code Geass: The Dark Prince (Code Geass AU)

Summary: Lelouch is sent back in time to the night before his mother is murdered after quelling the Knights of the Round. Himself and Jeremiah retain their memories so they engineer Marianne's death on their own while also ensuring that Nunnally is not caught in the crossfire. Lelouch x undecided harem (Euphemia, Marrybell, Milly, Nunnally, and Oldrin are definitely in though).

Code Geass: Damocles Effect (AU)

Summary: Lelouch is not the eldest child of Marianne, but the second son of Schneizel's mother. When he turns eight he meets Marianne at a ball and unknowingly falls for her. Harem fic.

Challenge Corner

This is where challenges will be posted. For now, there is one:

The Atriox Connection (Code Geass and Halo crossover)

General summary: The Banished land on Code Geass Earth and start causing trouble for Britannia six months before the Battle of Shinjuku occurs.

Ironclad Rules (break even one and you are out):
* Atriox is one of the main characters.
* Atriox is immune to Geass.
* The Banished cannot be decisively defeated by Britannia.

Smaller rules (If you break more than four you're out):
* Lelouch is recruited by Atriox and the Black Knights become the Human military forces of the Banished.
* Schneizel is defeated by Lelouch using one of Atriox's strategies.
* Rolo is killed trying to assassinate either Atriox or Lelouch.
* The Banished capture Cornelia at Port Yokosuka without General Katase's tanker being destroyed.
* Atriox lets Suzaku capture him as part of a successful gambit to turn the Knights of the Round against Charles.
* The Japanese Liberation Front is assimilated into The Banished.
* The Banished prove so powerful that every member of the Knights of the Round are sent to Japan, leaving the Britannian Homeland vulnerable to attack.