Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with snakes in the garden, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing that's happened to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. [Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, AU Retelling]

We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.

On the night that Harry repels the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something strange awakens within him. He is invited to play the Game of Death. Join Harry as he makes new companions, fights to defeat the Death Eaters, confront Voldemort, finds love, and slowly learns what it means to play a game with Death. AU starting end of PoA, Harem, Good Dumbledore, MoD and Game aspects.

A French Veela with a vendetta against Death Eaters is tasked to counter Umbridge and protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione. But a Death Eater's attack has changed Harry and Ron. Now, they're focused, driven, and as their fifth year at Hogwarts unfolds towards a climatic ending that rocks the wizarding world, Fleur is desperately trying to keep them safe from Voldemort, and themselves.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

[Rewrite of: Harry Potter and the Dragon's Breath] Shortly after Harry returned to the Dursleys' house for the summer following his third year, he received a letter from Sirius. He has now been entrusted with three years of the Marauders' hard work.

Ashe and Balthier are having conjugal relations. Basch is irate, Fran is nonplussed, and Vaan is simply curious. So is Penelo, but she has too much dignity to admit it. Ashe x Balthier (obviously) and also the not so obviously: Fran x Basch. (Vaan x Penelo is a given).

During the battle at the Department of Mysteries something unexpected happens and a knight from a place far, far away suddenly finds himself in the strange world of Harry Potter. How will Harry, as well as the rest of the wizarding world react to having a paladin thrust into their midst? Evil closes in on all sides, yet the Light still shines in the Darkness. Slight AU.

A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.

Dark times lie ahead, they said. Soon we will have to decide between what is easy and what is right, they said. Yeah, well. Nobody told him they were actually talking about that Yule Ball nightmare that now lies inescapably ahead with no clear answers in sight. How will he ever get out of this mess, and is there any way that doesn't involve dancing? (There isn't.)

Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".

(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com

Raku wakes up in the middle of the night after his birthday celebration to find Onodera, Tsugumi and Marika knocked out from the excitement. However, one person is still awake, and she's not entirely sober. This kicks off a week full of shenanigans. Sexy shenanigans. Sexnanigans, you could say. Rated M

Christmas break in Grimmauld Place during 5th year takes a small turn as Harry tried desperately to get off to sleep. However it's all but impossible with his best friend snuggled up beside him. Rated M for slight sexual content but nothing explicit. Harry X Hermione. One-Shot.

What happens when Luna sits out in the cold for too long, what happens when Harry's mind is only focused on one thing?

Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".

Harry, Hermione, and Luna enjoy some lemony goodness together. Like a whole freaking barrel full of lemons.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Harry Potter lives in a much darker world, full of sinister intent and plotting. Will he come out the hero when all he's known is pain? This story aims to rewrite the Harry Potter books from a more serious, darker perspective. There will be more violence, adult themes, etc. This is the story of Harry Potter, with real world connotations.

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Son of Suns Trilogy Part I AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught over Bespin and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart Luke's life to create a new Sith, gradually turning him against his allies, his father and his beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke/Mara, Vader, Han/Leia, Mothma, Madine. COMPLETE

She'd never thought to see him again - but there he was, striding arrogantly down the main thoroughfare. Was it a fated new beginning or merely a chance encounter? And would he recognize the child he'd known in the woman she'd become? Balthier/Penelo.

An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.

We are back, ladies and gentlemen, with more fumbles and mistakes than ever before! Call it, Part 2, or Return of the FFX bloopers. I think you get the jest. ;

A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!

At the Yule Ball Harry notices Padma being ignored by Ron and decides to offer to dance with her. She's grateful, one things leads to another and the twins decide to thank Harry personally. Lemon harry/padma/parvati

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Instead of the seven deadly sins, we have the seven lovely reasons why Harry Potter fell for Luna Lovegood.

H/Hr: Harry and Hermione discuss Harry's first kiss.

Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.

What if Parvati didn't want to go dancing with that boy from Beauxbatons, and dragged Harry onto the dance floor instead? A simple action leads them both into a much darker destiny filled with romance, danger and prophetic visions. AU, Complete.

Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.

Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY