"Voldemort, Voldemort, Oh Voldie, Voldie, Voldie Voldemort…"

Summary: A Songfic parody of the song "Lollipop" by the Chordettes. You might have heard this song in a Dell commercial….

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and anything related to it belongs to J.K. Rowling, NOT me. The song "Lollipop" belongs to the Chordettes and their respective owners.

Three Death Eaters stand onstage in a row. Bellaxtrix Lestrange is in the middle with Wormtail to her left and Fenrir Greyback to her right. Bellatrix begins singing the melody.

Bellatrix:Voldemort, Voldemort, oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie Voldemort…

Greyback joins her but on the soprano part while Bellatrix remains on melody.

Bellatrix and Greyback: Voldemort, Voldemort, oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie Voldemort…

Wormtail joins them, but he takes the alto part while Greyback and Bellatrix hold soprano and melody parts respectively.

Bellatrix, Greyback, and Wormtail: Voldemort, Voldemort, oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort!

A pain-filled scream issues from somewhere off-stage. Greyback and Wormtail wince, but Bellatrix just grins sadistically.

Bellatrix, Greyback, and Wormtail:

Call my Dark Lord Voldemort

Tell you why,

Cause he's crueler than any guy.

And when he does that brutal "Crucio"

Hear the screams of pain and woe.

I call him…

Voldemort, Voldemort, Oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort, Voldemort, oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort, Voldemort, Oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort!

Another pain-filled scream comes from off-stage. Greyback and Wormtail exchanged worried glances as Bellatrix giggles.

Bellatrix, Greyback, and Wormtail:

Madder than Dumbles' at Hogwarts:

Mad-Eye Moody, Umbridge, or Fu-dge!

He may just be your last resorts,

But Voldemort,

Is mi-i-i-ine

Voldemort, Voldemort, Oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort, Voldemort, oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort, Voldemort, oh, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort!

The three Death Eaters bow to the audience of other Death Eaters (the Dark Lord is busy crucio-ing Burbage). None are applauding, but Draco and Snape are snickering in the back.

Okay, that one-shot was totally random, and didn't really work well. I know I skipped a verse, but OH WELL. it's over now, right?

Reviews, anyone? * grins hopefully *