Name (Aeli) Not actually my name

Age (21)

Location: Oregon

Note: I'm SO sorry!! I've been so busy with life that I haven't even thought about these stories in ever. Every time it crosses my mind I don't feel motivated to write. So much has happen in the last 2 years that I considered these stories a lost cause. Then suddenly I go this drive to get back into Naruto. Thank you Everyone who has Fav/followed and reviewed the stories. If you have any questions or anything feel free to pm me or even E-mail me at dunaruto26 @gmail .com ... I will hopefully be working on these stories again. Love all of you - Aeli

P.s I have a new chapter for My Journey to become Hokage finished and have part of Naru's School story chapter done. After that it will be Naru's school story and then a New story Called "You Want me to What?!" Itachi X Naruto, Yaoi, Rated T. This won't be posted for a while until I have gotten some good progress on my other two stories.

About Me: I live in Oregon.

I hate being lied too!

I LOVE ANIMALS!

I love to write!

I also love getting reviews from everyone who reads my story.

If you have any questions about the story I would love to answer them so feel free to shoot me a message. Also you could send a message telling me to hurry my butt up and upload the next chapter. (Really it will motivate me to hurry up! : ) If you have suggestions feel free also to tell me about them or just errors that I have made and I'll go in and fix them.

I'm Also looking for someone who is willing and wants to beta my stories for me. I really suck at grammar it's not the grammar itself but rather where I should put commas or colons, periods. You get the idea right? I hope you do! XD, LOL

ANYWAY --

I love to watch Naruto,The Ouran Highschool Host club, Full Metal Alchemest Brotherhood, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Durarara, Kekkashi, InuYasha, Spice and Wolf, Inuyasha, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Ookami-San, Special A, Gakuen Alice, Skip Beat, Black Butler, Sword Art Online, Psycho Pass,

I've read most of these animes that I have listed,but some I haven't.

What I like to read of manga books are similar to the animes I've listed right Now I'm reading Library wars, it's a really good manga series.

My favorite Characters from Naruto are: Kakashi, Naruto, tsunade, Jirayia, Sakura, and many others those are my main favorite.

Favorite Gakuen Alice Characters: Natsume, Mikan, Hotaru, Ruka, Narumi, Andu (Don't Know how to spell his Name), Jinno, Misaki sensei.

-- certain boy's should be locked up for 2yrs

You can also find me on Quizilla under Sakurafan97368, to read my chat rooms. any way on with it

Hobbies: Well you know I love to write. I love to hang with My friends because they are my peeps. Annoying the heck out of my Brother and Sister in-law. I love to play sports like Fast pitch Softball, Basketball, and Volleyball for fun. The thing I Loved doing the most when I was little was climb trees and I still like climbing them, but not as often now because I had knee surgery just 3 yrs ago. Anyway I like pestering my dog when ever I'm out side. I like hiking in the woods, bike riding with my dog. Ect.

What do I the most when I'm not in school: I'm either on the computer playing or outside on a beautiful day. Or I'm with friends doing awesome stuff.

That's all I have to tell really.

anyway Love Fanfiction

Peace out : )

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Pick-up line Regections

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: I like it the way it is, with the n next to the o

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Girl & Boy

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Falling

"Did you just fall?

"No. I attacked the floor"

"Backwards?"

"I'm freaking talented!"

Do you remember these "words of wisdom" from mom?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, ! that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"