Summary: SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No. Inspired by the book 1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad.


Authors' Note/Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything in it. Trust me the show would be a lot different if I did. I will be doing all 1001 things from the mentioned book. Maybe I'll skip a few if I can't find a way too relate it to the Naruto characters or what not. Most of these will be drabbles

Being a dad means becoming heroic

Sasuke knew he wasn't the most heroic person around. He was heroic in the way he was strong and brave but if he was a character in a novel he would be an anti-hero. Maybe even a villain for all the shit he done in the past. But he redeemed himself but not without paying the price and now at twenty-three was the father of a bouncing baby girl. A bouncing baby girl who just came home from the hospital two days ago.

He couldn't stop looking at her in that little blue crib of hers. She seemed so tiny so fragile. Naruto was sleeping in their master bedroom, still tired from childbirth. Sasuke left his newborn daughter for a moment to check up on Naruto.

Naruto was lying on the bed looking smaller than ever as the orange blankets engulfed him. Sasuke complained that the orange blankets didn't fit in with the rest of the Uchiha compound but Naruto argued because he had gotten lost in the Uchiha compound twice it was orange blankets or he was telling Granny Tsunade that Sasuke was treating him well. Sasuke shut up for two reasons arguing with a five month pregnant Naruto is suicidal and Tsunade personally told him "' Hurt Naruto and I'll hurt you.'". He never heard so much murder in the ex-Hokage's voice.

Smiling at his uke's sleeping form he left quietly and went back to his daughter's bedroom. She was just waking up and Sasuke picked her up and rocked her to not wake Naruto. He looked at his daughter's onyx eyes that matched his own. "'A Sasuke clone.''" is what Naruto called her. Sweet little Kyoko that was pure of the world's troubles and that's how Sasuke wanted her to stay.


Even if that meant fighting off any boy or girl that came close to dating his baby girl.

Authors' Note Part 2!: In case you're wondering the order of these drabbles will be

Sasuke

Gaara

Shikamaru

Kakashi

Also if you're wondering Sasuke and Naruto have five children. They will be appearing in the order they were born oldest to youngest. Here they are in order of oldest to youngest with their gender next to them.

Kyoko-girl

Daisuke-boy

Kushina-girl

Rai-boy

Fugaku-boy

Next up!:Gaara and discovering the being a ninja doesn't always =man.