Author Note:
I'm back? :) It's been about 2 years. But... nonetheless I'm back.
Don't think I haven't been writing for 2 years, I've been writing a few stories on MissLiterati.
Anyways, just a quick cute one shot inspired by a fanfic I read in the Harry Potter category.
Enjoy :D
"Polka?"
"Yes Mr. Perverted Fox?"
"Would you stop calling me that?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because it's true."
"It's not true Polka."
"Fine well stop calling me Polka."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"It's true."
"I don't wear polka dotted panties every single day."
"I know that."
"Exactly! So you are perverted."
"To you and you only, my sweet."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…What?"
"Who are you and what have you done to Natsume."
"What? I can't be endearing once a while?"
"Yeah but coming from you it's just not right."
"Thanks Polka."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Then stop with the whole 'Mr. Perverted Fox' thing!"
"So if I stopped calling you that you'll stop calling me Polka?"
"Hn."
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"No."
"I hate you."
"I hate you too Polka."
"Did you make your move yet, Natsume?
"Hn. No Ruka."
"You should."
"Why?"
"You know she has her own fanclub now right?"
"Hn."
"Guys are interested in her Natsume."
"…"
"Natsume?"
"I'm going to propose to her."
"WHAT?"
"You heard me Ruka."
"B-but you aren't even with her! Why would you propose?"
"…"
"Natsume! Don't you put that manga over your face and ignore me. Why would you propose to her? Plus you're only seventeen."
"…"
"Natsume… I know you're just pretending to sleep."
"…"
"Natsume…"
"…"
"Fine ignore your best friend."
"NATSUME HYUUGA!"
"Oh shit that's my ear Polka. No need to freaking scream."
"Oops sorry…"
"S'okay, what is it?"
"I don't understand this stupid math homework, please help me?"
"…"
"Pretty please?"
"…"
"With a cherry on top?"
"…"
"NATSUME!"
"Alright, alright just stop screaming in my ear."
"Thank you Natsume."
"So Natsume… Did you propose to her yet?"
"Oh, I see you accepted me proposing to her."
"Yeah well, I guess. Though I prefer you dating her first then proposing…"
"That's boring Ruka."
"So?"
"Polka and I aren't a typical couple."
"You guys aren't even in a relationship."
"Way to kill the mood Ruka. I always thought I was the pessimist here."
"I'm being realistic."
"Hn."
"Well when are you going to propose."
"I did."
"WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? WHAT DID SHE SAY?"
"Oh my fucking god, you're just as loud as Polka. If not louder and I never thought that was humanly possible."
"Answer me Natsume."
"…"
"Natsume!"
"I swear this is the perfect girl reaction."
"Shut up and just answer me."
"She said yes."
"When?"
"Three days ago."
"…"
"…"
"You made me look like an idiot wondering for fucking three days?"
"You never even knew I proposed."
"Yeah cause that's your freaking job as a best friend to tell me."
"Hn."
"Hn? Seriously Natsume?"
"It was funny messing with you."
"Shut up."
"Your observation skills are seriously low Ruka."
"…?"
"You didn't see the engagement ring on her finger or mine?"
"…"
"…"
"Shut up Natsume."
"Oh my god! Natsume pay attention."
"I'm paying attention Polka."
"So which colour scheme do you want the wedding to be?"
"I don't give a damn, I just want to be married to you. Can't we just teleport to Las Vegas and get married there? All we need are witnesses and a priest."
"No."
"Damn."
"Nice try though sweetie."
"Hn."
"So which one?"
"Maybe I should've just asked you out."
"…"
"Ouch. That hurts you know?"
"It's suppose to Natsume."
"You're kind of violent these past few days."
"I hate you."
"I love you too."
What'd you think?
Review please :)
Chu