Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
This is Ally and Marie we are twins in the spirit. We are best friends and we love Twilight and House of Night Ally is 5.1 1/2 feet tall and she is a book worm has brown hair and green eyes has awesome glasses and a wicked mac book air.
Marie is 5 feet tall she is also a book worm has short black hair and almost black eyes i have a sony Vaio with Vista ( I know it sucks !!)
I am "POPULAR", so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST be a weird uh that's a good thing for everyone!
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues and we will one day take over the world look whos laughing now!!
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual no i give you entetainment and will one day be making millions in one show
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy hey i could kick the guys butts any day BRING IT!!
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth really that the best you can cone up with?
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive Look at the one above
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash Texas ain't white trash!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better no i have confidence and is not afraid to be proved wrong!
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant no i make the world a better place so there is one less fake out there!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I can't live with out my meat!
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie what's wrong with saving trees?
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up GOOD THING!!
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch YHA says the wich who wants to help you!
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention hey at least i don't have to be stuck up!!
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I would be tha nicest person you met well not really but close enough!
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic I just havent found him yet or anyone that i could see myself with
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz one of the smarties kid in the class here!
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec i'm smarter than you
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all as siad above never dated once not even a kiss yet!!
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare (not on welfare here)
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I speack what I think and I'm not crazy for that reason!!
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries Uh like thin-ish over here!
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports Nope only vollyball and running, pluse i could talkel a human emmett!
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time well not like a cat...
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something giving them what?
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk i'm just that type of persone and only because people know that I would rule the world if I could
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious eh not really just get bad headaches and have to be left alone
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I have a LOT of friends, pick any tabel i vould fit in fine!
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life No, wait okay i'll give you that one
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb. look at the other one and straight A's in AP classes you do the math, and yes the letters you see are veriabels in that problem NOT part of the alphabet!
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced. Really...
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner. Didn't I say I had a lt fo friends??
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose. NO WAY you just told me when I was reading so I didn't hear you!!
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid. SO I may not think before i say sometimes...
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball. uh i can make some shots at b-ball but can't play vollyball for my life
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The 6 Mediators from the 6 Continents of the World Outfits:
Bella Chapter 1: http:///bellas_school_outfit_ch/set?id=9780897
Bridget Chapter 5: http:///bridgets_outfit_ch/set?id=9794561
Bailey Chapter 5: http:///baileys_outfit_ch/set?id=9781112
Brittney Chapter 5: http:///brittneys_outfit_ch/set?id=9783877
Brinkley Chapter 5: http:///cgi/set?id=9784569
Brina Chapter 5: http:///brinas_outfit_ch/set?id=9812435
Bella Chapter 6: http:///bellas_outfit_ch/set?id=9815225
Bella Chapter 8: http:///bellas_outfit_ch/set?id=9841834
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah
A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
Pick Up-line and shut downs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing