I live in the UK, I was born 27/07/95 (Which makes me 15 if you didn't want to work it out) and am obsessed with manga, fanfiction and pets, sometimes I have no life and sometimes I have too much WHERE IS THE BALANCE?! I am also prone to asking rhetorical question but strangely wish for an answer, especially in my reviews. I guess I'm just an odd person in general.

Random fact - T.V lies most English people speak nothing like the t.v says... but I do *sigh*

Most Recommended mangas - Ouran, Akkan Baby, Skip Beat. More actiony and supernatural - D. Gray-Man, Soul Eater

I, MayContainRandomness/Alice do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Other Mangas I like

Ouran Soul Eater Hana Kimi Skip Beat Rosario + Vampire Shugo Chara (Anime only for now) Fruits Basket Plus Anima Akkan Baby (:D) D. Gray-Man Bleach Mamotte Lollipop

School Rumble

I have read some of Vampire Knight but despise Kaname so I find it hard to read

and some other random ones I forget...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Quotes of True Epicness - Unfortunately a lot of them are inside jokes... -.-;

'IT HAS BUTT WINGS!'

'It's a unicorn!' 'No it's not, it's eating people,' 'A unicorn I say!' 'It isn't! Wait... yes it is,' Conversation about Jack Frost manga book 2.

'Squished bunny! -blargh-'

-loud banging noise- 'Ow!' 'What happened' 'I walked into a door' 'but the door is open...'

'The point is I have won and you have lost, end of conversation,' - my scary English teacher.

'If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together' 'Oh yeah? If I could rarrange the alphabeth I'd put F and U together.'

'I can't find my retainer!' 'Is it down your top?' 'Haha, as if it would- never mind,'

"They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."— Arnold, Troll 2

"He's a strong boy. Stairs can't kill him. Not even the military ones." - Riza Fanfic- Parent's Responsibility by The Scared Pandapuff

Story related images

Fast as a Hearbeat - Haruhi's dress - http:///image/Ouran/love4b5/love4b5/MerryChristmasHostguyD.jpg