Before you actually don't read this, you should read it or at least look at my pics for my story, Life Changes. That's why your here, right? To message me something about the story? Just check out the pics. They are under my Volturi comments. Does that make it easier?

Hi my name is Leana and if I say anymore, I'll have to kill you.

I have brown eyes and hair(like Bella) and accidently hurt myself multiple times each day,lolz. I am very sarcastic, ya, like I'm the only one! I'm also in love with Edward, maybe I can take Bella's place.-hopeful gaze-...

ROBERT PATTINSON IS GOING TO PLAY EDWARD!!

KIRSTEN STEWERT IS GOING TO PLAY BELLA!!

Ashley Greene is going to play ALICE!!
Jackson Rathbone is going to play JASPER!!
Elizabeth Reaser is going to play ESME!!
Peter Facinelli is going to play CARLISLE!!
Kellan Lutz is going to play EMMETT!!
Nikki Reed is going to play ROSALIE!!
Solomon Trimble is going to play SAM!!
Taylor Lautner is going to play JACOB!!
Gil Birmingham is going to play BILLY!!
Rachelle Lefevre is going to play VICTORIA!!
Cam Cigandet is going to play JAMES!!
Edi Gathegi is going to be LAURENT!!
Sarah Clarke is going to be RENEE!!
Billy Burke is going to be CHARLIE!!
Matt Bushnell is going to play PHIL!
Michael Welch is going to play MIKE!!
Justin Chon is going to play ERIC!!
Anna Kendrick is going to play JESSICA!!
Christian Serratos is going to play ANGELA!!
Gregory Tyree Boyce is going to play TYLER!!

Twilight Movie Cullen Family

My asfaawbffe is greenlibragirl (Molly) and she is a really good author so you should check her out if you trust my judgement. You should also check out my favorite's list, it's long, but good!

My favorite books of all time are:

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse(duh!), Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen (I love Nawat!!) , The Song of the Lioness Series, and The Harry Potter Series and Blood and Chocolate.Other favorites include: The Clique novels, the Dating Game series, Series of Unfortunate Events, Jane Eyre, Summer Boys novels and countless others.

My favorite movies are:

The Harry Potter movies, Date Movie, Juno, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry, Van Helsing, Underworld 1&2 (I LOVE MICHEAL!!), National Treasure, Shallow Hal, The Scary Movies, Final Destination 1,2 &3, Flightplan, The Lake House, The Holiday, Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers, Pirates of the Carribean 1,2,and 3, Transformers, Shrek 1,2,and 3, War of the Worlds, Enchanted (hey, it was funny!), Fifth Element, and as I said before, countless others.

I LOVE THE VOLTURI!! Here's my comments about them:

Aro-Is addicted to Happy Pills...I gotta get me some of those...

Marcus-Really depressed

Caius-Got a 10-foot stick up his ass!

Heidi-Slut!!

Jane-A person who loves to tortue people as a game...If any vampire is going to Hell, it's her!Don't tell her I said that...

Alec-So cute!

Demetri-Gorgeous!

Felix-All brawn, no brains

I got this idea from TopazTears1527!

You have to watch this: http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4 and http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-Huwlg2kY&feature=related also watch this http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOglKPD7tv0

Here are some pictures for my story, Life Changes:

Rose's House

Ivory

Kari

Nicole w/o the Bunny Ears

Rose

Max w/o the Glasses

Trevor

Iz

Iz's Room

Sitting Room

Rose and Trevor's Room

Kari's Room

Nicole's Room

Ivory's Room

Max's Room

Rick, the blonde in the background

Iz's Car

Rosalie's Car

Edward's Car

You know you live in 2008 when:

1) You accidently enter your password into the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3) The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You actually scrolled back up to chaeck if there was a number 5.

11) And now your laughing at your own stupidity.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

One for the Girls!!

1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

4) What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A rumor. (Or my Edward!)

Here are some funny sayings: http//sillyquotes.htm , here are others:

1) "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"~Jack Sparrow(Pirate's of the Carribean-Dead Man's Chest)

2) If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, if you can't join 'em, bribe 'em, if you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em! (Angelz On Edge)

3) "...and I did that without a single drop of rum!" (Pirate's of the Carribean-At World's End)

4) Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

5) "We watched zombies eat people. It was great."~Bella Swan

6) When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemies.~Happy Bunny

7) There is no "I" in 'team', but there's a "me"!~Happy Bunny

8) There world does not revolve around me, it's the whole stupid universe.~Happy Bunny

9) So you want to know your future?Well, your going to get all fat and wrinkly and tell storys about how much harder life was when you were growing up. Oh, you wanted to know what happens between now and then...~Happy Bunny

10) "Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."~Jack Sparrow talking to Barbossa

11) "Kill 'im. He is not our man!"~Barbossa

12) Trim the sails.~Barbossa Trim the sails.~Jack Track windwood brace.~Barbossa Track windwood brace.~Jack Hold up in that line.~Barbossa Hold up in that line.~Jack What arr ye doin'?~Barbossa What are you doing?~Jack What arrrrrr ye doin'?~Barbossa What are you doing?~Jack What arrrrrr ye doin'?~Barbossa What are you doing?~Jack Captain gives orders on the ship.~Jack Captain is giving orders.~Barbossa My ship, makes me captain.~Jack There my charts.~Barbossa That makes you...chartman!~Jack Stow it!The both of you!That's an order!Understand?~Bald Guy Sorry.Just thought with the cap'in doubts, I'd put my name in for consideration.Sorry.~Bald Guy I'd vote for ya.~Guy with the missing eye

13) A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting on the bench next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"

14) A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

15) A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"

16) A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and say, "Run, bitch, run!"

17) A good friend tells you she knows how you feel, but a best friend just sits down and cries.

18) A good friend sits on the edge of the pool with you in 'that time of the month', but a best friend gives you a tampon and pushes you in.

19) A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something's wrong.

20) She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

21) A good friend will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough, but a best friend will look at you trippin' over your own two feet and say, "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste that kinda shit."

22) "Yush, you make my heart go pitter-patter and my butterflies in my stomach go 'Wee!'~Bella in lanna-misssunshine's story, 'Notes with Alice, Bella and the Cullens'

23) The reason new-born baby's cry is because they realized they just came into a world with Emmet in it~Alice in lanna-misssunshine's 'Notes with Alice,Bella and the Cullens'

24) Awww, come on. You can't say something like 'He's hiding in my closet' and NOT expect me to poke fun at his sexuality!~Edward in lanna-misssunshine's 'Notes with Alice, Bella and the Cullens'

25) BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: When you hurt, I hurt. When you cry, I cry. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and save your retarded ass.

26) The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them.~William Clayton

27) Everything in here is edible. Even me. But that, dear children, is called cannibilism and is frowned upon in most societies.~Willy Wonka

28) Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

29) When people don't laugh at our jokes, we don't think of it as a 'You had to be there' type of thing, but a 'You have to be mentally retarded like us' type of thing.

Things to keep you thinking:

Apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese and there are five people in my family, so one of them must be chinese. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Cha-Chu.But I think it's Collin.

1 in 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

There is nothing wrong with argueing with yourself. It's when you argue and you LOSE, that's when it gets wierd.

If the sky's the limit, than what is space? Over the limit?

Are children who acted in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them?

If you blow in a dog's face, he'll get mad at you. But if you take him for a car ride, first thing he'll do is stick his head out the window!!

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3!!

Whoever said nothing's impossible apparently never tried slamming a revolving door!

Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: people who can count and those that can't.

If olive oil comes from olives then where does baby oil come from?

If quitter's never win and winner's never quit, than how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead'?

Whose cruel idea was it to have the word 'lisp' an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

When did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself.

'Percussive Maintenance-the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it working again.

Like a midget at a urinal, we all have to stay on our toes.

Never raise your hand to your kids, it leaves your groin unprotected.

Isn't it odd that everyone always assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to shake things up a bit.

If a fork was made of gold would it still be called 'silverware'?

Can you made a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say 'Pardon my English'?

Aren't the 'good things come to people who wait' just the leftovers from the people who got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

'Cute as a Button', is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes, do you get your money back?(Granted you live)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather on his hat macoroni?

Who was the first person to say to a cow,"I think I'll squeeze these dangly thing and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say,"You see that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on arms get split ends?

If an atheist goes to court, do they make him swear on the bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped space but it is okay to use a handicapped toliet?

In that song 'She'll be comin' round the mountain', who is she?

How come we say "It's colder than hell outside", when isn't it always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that when something says 'Do Not Eat' is becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Micky Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on letters taste like chocolate?

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Why are cable commercials on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want people without cable to buy it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in 'Mother in Law' it comes out as 'Woman Hitler'?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and Rock can crush Scissors, but there is no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock and make it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scrissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a Rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your Paper would protect you ahole!"

If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?

Parents spend the first half of their child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the second half telling them to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs extintion wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear!

Got the idea from Angelz on Edge! And from lanna-misssunshine! And Lobaa!

This poem made me cry, you should read this:

mommy...johnny brought a gun to school and told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great huge crack.

mommy i was a good girl, i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!

when i went to school that day, i never said good-bye,

i'm sorry that i had to go and mommy please don't cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

and all because johnny got the gun from his brother.

mommy, please tell daddy that i love him very much, and tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasn't just a crush.

and tell my sister that she is the only one now and tell my dear sweet grandmother i'll be waiting for her now.

and tell my wonderful friends that they're always the best.

mommy, i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.

mommy tell my teachers that i won't show up for class, and never forget this and never let this pass.

mommy, why'd it have to be me? Though no one deserves this.

but mommy, it's not fair, i left without a kiss.

and mommy, tell the doctors i know they really did try, i even saw a doctor trying not to cry.

mommy, i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mommy know i'm in heaven with the rest.

when i heard that great big crack, i ran as fast i could, please belive me if you would.

i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.

i guess i'm not going with daddy on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married, i wanted to have kids.

i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

but mommy, i must go now, the time is getting late.

mommy, tell my Zack i'm sorry to cancel the date.

i love you mommy, i always have, i know you know it's true.

and mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you."

that always makes me sad...

in memory of the virginia tech students who were lost:

please if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

if you pass this on, maybe people will cry,

just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say 'goodbye'

now you have 2 choices,

1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'

2) don't send this and you have just shown truly how cold-hearted you really are...

copy and paste!

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stand there and yell 'Bang!' I don't think you're going to kill many people.

Here is another poem:

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to sahre fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Send this to people you'll never forget. Copy and Paste.

Here is another great poem:

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Draw their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for the referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Got this poem from lanna-misssunshine

If you think this poem is sad, RE-POST so we can spread awareness about child-abuse.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three.

My eyes are swollen, And I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad.

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up, All the day long.

When I awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark, My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get, Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car!

My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse, My name he calls.

I press myself, Against the hard wall.

I try and hide, From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now, I start to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault, He's suffering at work.

He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more.

I finally get free, And I run for the door.

He's already locked it, And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's much too late.

His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, Again and again.

Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops, And he heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!

Yay Bunny!! ( \/ )
Yay Bunny!! (='.'=)
Yay Bunny!!(")_(")

If you have considered nameing your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile(I comtemplate this every other day! Edward, Bella, Alice, and Jasper are my favorites!)

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this

If your second favorite of the Cullen males is Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly you don't wanna heal, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile(I run into them every day. They plot against me and move when I am about to walk through the doorway. They just hate me. :(

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile(I once fell out of my chair forwards, don't ask how.)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

SEAMCJWH is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Jasper Whitlock Hale

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile.

If you think your cat/animal is a vampire and plead with it to bite you, copy this onto your profile.(My cat IS a vampire, but whenever I ask to be bitten, she just goes "Meow." It is very frustrating.)

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

If you've read Twilight over 4 times, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity