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 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. I'm not sure what to say here, but this account is going to be abandoned for the rest of the forseeable future. For your convenience (and mine, as I'm not eager to upload the same author's note to every single story), I'll copy and paste the goodbye that I have for my Notes Galore readers (seeing as it's the same story for the rest of them). Oh, wow. I don’t even think I know what to say here...well, several things. First, I’m sorry. It’s been two, three years...and wow. Things have changed. I stopped updating because I fell out of love with Twilight. I haven’t done anything Twi-related in years. My group of friends has changed dramatically, as has my sense of humour. I haven’t spoken to Bre in three years, Chicken Wing in two. Reading back on some of these stories...I cringe at how stupid I was. However, beyond all of that, I am happy that I brought smiles and joy to some readers for a long time. That, I’m not ashamed of. I dislike many of my author’s notes. It’s clear I was quite immature. My spelling and proofreading abilities certainly weren’t stellar. Nevertheless, that’s not really what’s important, is it? So I guess I can say thank you for giving me this experience. This story, this website...it’s what pushed me to begin writing. Today, I’m a published author, have won several awards for playwrighting/English, and am devoted to writing my own fiction. Writing is what I’m known for. English is my life. I can’t go a day without writing. It’s everything to me. Fanfiction has a special place in my heart because of that. And to my critics, I’d like to say that yes, this story was mindless. But that’s what childhood is, isn’t it? It was mindless, terrible, and silly. And that silliness, that “hyper” immaturity, makes the world a little brighter, in my opinion. When the world is full of illness, death, wars and blood...I don’t think that the worst thing in the world is to laugh just for the sake of laughing. Not because something is witty or what have you, but just because it’s meant to be silly. Of course, that’s where opinions differ, obviously. I just encourage you to remember that this was literally the first piece of writing I attempted. Big Brother Cullen Style was the first attempt at a story. I was what, twelve? Maybe thirteen for the more recent ones? We all have embarrassing chapters of our history. This happens to be mine. We all begin as amateurs. I still am one, by all accounts. We can’t all hit the ground running. That being said, I thank you so much, all of you. The reviewers who have read through from 1 to 120. And now, this Author’s Note goodbye, three years later. Honestly, without that support I wouldn’t be where I am today. You guys shaped me as a person, in good ways and in bad. The criticism taught me to question myself. And upon rereading all of this, I see that I was a total and complete bitch about it. I probably still am, and I’ll look back on this three years from now and hang my head in shame. But the praise I received, the support, the love and appreciation...that means everything to me. No matter how many people tell me how stupid I was, no matter the mistakes and the idiocy...I like to believe I made people happy. And I think that’s worth a lot more than writing something philosophical about which you can all nod and pretend to care about. Yeah, it was silly. Embarrassing, even. But, I digress. All I’d like to say is thank you. You don’t even know how much this has changed me. My life in grade nine, right at the end of these notes, was hell. I guess I changed because of it, a lot. Writing became my crutch. It held me up when I was weak. It saved me countless times. Instead of bottling up everything that was happening, I wrote it out. And that’s what saved me. I know that’s corny, and you can feel free to just blow it off. But I couldn’t reread those notes and not finish it off, you know? I couldn’t leave it at that. I have to say goodbye once and for all. So thank you everyone. Everyone I yelled at, I’m so sorry, I was a twelve year old with an attitude. Every critic, you’re totally right. I completely agree with you. This was terrible. But you know what? I don’t care. Everyone who reviewed, thank you SO much...beyond any words. Any silent readers I had, thank you to you too! Thank you everyone. I can’t really think of a way to end this properly, the final goodbye to such an important section of my life...so I guess that all I can say is... Bagels ! Ahaha, I love you guys. Goodbye! I'm not going to delete the stuff I have up. You can look at it, if you enjoy that sort of thing. I've moved on with my life, with my writing. So...thanks :) | |||||||
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Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19831 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 3,827 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
An Unfamiliar Degree by Your-Protector reviews
Ruby Sullivan seems to be losing her mind. Her family is driving her crazy, that is. And winter break in an isolated cottage in the Northeast isn't going to help. When her brother Charlie sees something in the forest Ruby can't, she embarks on an adventure to recover the childhood she never had, and find love that was never meant to be hers. Jack FrostxOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,404 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
Crooked Teeth by Silver Standard Society reviews
Through usual mishap, Kagome's been separated from the group. Through unusual circumstance, Sesshomaru has decided to return her. Unless, you know, he kills her first. A long story told in short snippets. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 420 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Glass Castle by xbreathlessx reviews
For the sake of peace, two countries arrange a marriage. Of course, nothing is as easy as it seems. PotO, AU and of course E/C, but no Raoul bashing. Rating may or may not change.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Christine, Erik
Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
It's NOT BELLA! by edWaRd'sGiRL0630 reviews
What would you do if one day you woke up and were suddenly Bella Swan? That's exactly what happens to Sarah, a huge Twilight fangirl...what will she do when she meets the supposed love of her life? Would you tell him he's a fictional character?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,437 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
BLACKOUT by bmw72792 reviews
What would happen if Forks had a major blackout? What crazy things will the Cullen's do? Read and find out! they're vampires....same couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Emmett's mission by GoldenEyesRock reviews
Why is Emmett going to Baxter's Plastic Surgery? If you read my AIM story, you should know... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
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Big Brother Cullen Style! reviews
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Notes Galore! reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day FAQ! reviews
Confused about the quotes of the day! Well, I'm here to un confuse you. Or confuse you more... Well, crazy and random answers to all your BD Qoutes of the day wonderings! Full explination inside.-IS BACK AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME TO D:-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Colors Arise reviews
Bella becomes pregnant following an event with Edward on her birthday.What happens when she leaves them in another coven's care and goes to find her lost love? Will they forgive her?And why is Aro showing up on their doorstep? R&R! *For BFFE Breanna!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Vampire Boot Camp reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Shattered Glass reviews
My breaking dawn. What would happen if Charlie discovered Bella's secret? What if Bella had a sister nobody knew about?Please R&R! Previously named Shattered
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Forks and Spoons and In Between reviews
Yes I know it's overdone but too bad. What happens when my friends and I win a game show, and go to Forks? When fiction becomes reality? When the vampire realm depends on two perverted tweens? Crap, vampires are doomed if it's up to us...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2008
Get your head in the hunt! reviews
Okay, gonna try my hand at a songfic. Way back in Twilight when Edward doesn't want to admit he's in love. Can he get his head in the game, or is his heart too far into the song of his la tua canatae?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Jasper and the Ed reviews
Ever seen Pinky and the Brain? Well, do we really know what Jasper and Ed are up to when Bella falls asleep? I think it's time to take a closer look at their midnight activities...and see if they can really take over the world! Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
AIM with the Cullens! reviews
The Cullens and Bella get AIM! Oh the thrills we shall have! OOC, and funny. To me, at least! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
