A/N: I came back because I was PEER PRESSURED INTO IT!

Naw, I decided to try it again before possibly handing it over to someone else to write. xD I know, I'm odd. So I'll go by her list of quotes, and then take some from the book if I actually get through them. Oh, and I am very sad that I was very wrong about the Bella getting preggers D: My friends are on team Renesme, and I don't like her because I was scoffing at the Bella-preggers-idea xD Oh, this story is continuing AS IF BD NEVER RELEASED!!! OKAY? So, they still think the preggers thing isn't possible.

Quote of the day: Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

1. What the hell could be scary to a huge vampire like Emmett?

Well that one's just obvious! Bella, the vicious, hormonal pregnant monster, grew big and such, and is about to have a bout of morning sickness all over his arm.

...that doesn't even make sense. Why would Stephenie make her giant and vomit-spewing?

Because she wanted Bella to be like HER INNER MOMMY!

Last time I checked 'mommies' don't grow giant.

SHHHH SHE DOESN'T WANT THE READERS TO KNOW THAT JOE!!!

2. Why are you such an idiot?

That was harsh, Joe. Harsh.

3. Why doesn't the Oooo have an H at the end?

It's a SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE that Emmett is missing h....h... umm, hugs. Yeah, hugs. Octopus hugs.

...octopus hugs?

Yeah. You have a problem with that?

-sigh- I guess not.

A/N: Wow, I fail at life. -waves hands- TwilightObsesser412 has permission to continue this xD As long as you link back to me, of course xD I might add chapters on to this if I'm insanly bored one day. But you can continue it how you see fit!