Well, if you're here, you're probably looking for my stories. Those are at the bottom of the page. If you're impatient, feel free to scroll down now. Oh, I don't own the avatar and stuff.

Name: Andy (short for Andrea, people, I am a girl)

Age: Well, I act my shoe size anyway, so it doesn't matter. Teenager.

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel, glasses

Good music: Stars, The Ramones, Badly Drawn Boy, Queen, The Beatles, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Arctic Monkeys.

Good people: Lugian, Kelly, Lexie, Ash, Mel, Meyessa, other assorted people who will never see this.

Location: The suburbs

Hobbies: Breathing, eating, looking for the lost cizilization of the mole people, and sometimes I try to communicate with plants.

Random facts: No one has ever accused me of being sane, I have annoying siblings, I'm a Browncoat (Firefly fan), my friends and I sometimes call each other after the Marauders (I'm Padfoot), and when not in the fanfiction world almost all of my writing is done in the second person.

I'll pretty much read any pairing if it has a good plot, but I really like Spike/Buffy(Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Kel/Dom(Tamora Pierce), Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter), James/Lily (Harry Potter) Finny/Gene (A Separate Peace).

I Shoebox. Do you? If you know what I mean, you probably do. So yay!

If you have an actual problem with one of my fics like someone being hideously out of character or an OC being Mary Sue-ish, please tell me. I take critisism seriously, especially when it comes from other writers. I have actually switched the POV of entire oneshots around because someone who knew the character better than I did complained. But please, constructive critisim, not flames. I just laugh at those, except the one where someone threatened to kill me. That one put me a little on edge.

LUGIAN! IF YOU ARE FOR SOME REASON READING THIS, HI! OH, AND IT'S STILL ILLEGAL! HA!

Sorry about that. Don't ask.

If you want to read my best work, I suggest the A Great and Terrible Beauty oneshots. They're mostly about Felicity. People say I write her in character, but whatever. I just like the whole 'I want power and I'll screw you over to get it' thing she has going on. My other oneshots are okay too, at least since 2006. The old ones are rubbish.

Also, I'm pretty much done with fanfics. I started this account when I was eleven, which was many moons ago. I don't actually read anything unless I've already got author alerts. And unless I get a major plot bunny, I don't think I'll be doing much fanfiction writing anymore. It was a really good experience, and you're all great, but yeah. I'm pretty much done. So goodbye and stuff.

If you have read this far, you are a very hearty soul and deserve a medal of some sort. Possibly that gold plated plastic one I saw at the grocery store. Thank you for reading my profile.

Secret message to P- Thirty of them. Yes yes.