Author's Note: Watch Your Own Image... deleted. Sorry guys. Honestly, I never really planned on updating it again. In replacement, and equally AU, here's a new story. If you want a sneak preview of the plotline,(more than this will offer you. It's kind of cryptic, sorry.) I highly suggest you listen to the song "Lyin' Ass Bitch" by Fishbone. It's a great ska song and influenced this story quite a bit. For the record, too, don't expect many updates, my laptop kind of died of internal bleeding, so I have to use the family desktop, of which I'm pretty sure probably has a virus, or something. And February is ridiculously busy for me. If you have any questions, comments, or things to whine about relating to me or my stories, PM me.

That whole 'best friends forever' thing failed miserably. The whole 'failing miserably' thing was worse than when Eric Yorkie swore on his great grandmother's grave that he lost his virginity to Mike Newton's college-age sister who was home from UW Seattle. Of course, nobody believed him. Regardless, this was possibly much worse than whenthat event happened. Nobody was the laughing stock of the senior class, though. The senior class, however, did have quite a bit of a predicament that threw everything way entirely off.

After Tanya, or as Emmett calls it, AT, rushed in a new era. The whole... crazy, off, sort of thing. Because angsty guitar boy and stubborn new girl weren't speaking. Or hanging out. Or playing music together. Or texting eachother during class. They just… ignored eachother.

Tanya started the equivalent of the Hiroshima bombing in Forks High. Everyone took sides immediately. You were either on Bella's, or on Edwards.

Or, in other words, "Team Indifferent bitch" or "Team egotistical asshole."

She doesn't talk about him often, or even think about him. When she does, it's only late at night when she can't sleep and feels like punching her bedroom wall out. He only mulls it over and mopes about it during the same situation, except for the fact that he's essentially clueless about how the whole thing happened the majority of the time.

Rosalie and Emmett, along with sophomore Jacob Black ended up on Team Indifferent Bitch, while Jasper and Alice took up with Team Egotistical Asshole. Okay, well, mostly Jasper. Alice couldn't deny herself the friendship she had with Bella. Plus, who wants to have a heart-to-heart with a guy every Saturday night?

Regardless of being deemed a traitor by the other patrons of Team Egotistical Asshole, and dubbed 'frenemy' by Team Indifferent Bitch, she adapted the title of Messenger. Of course, they always shoot the messenger.

Every once in awhile, she would have to deliver the special: 'Bella, the egotistical asshole wants his Cursive shirt back whenever you get the chance' and, 'Edward, the indifferent bitch wants her Billie Holiday vinyl back, please and thanks.'

The fact that they never said a word to eachother made all the difference, and quite frankly, everyone was confused as to why they weren't speaking. Or texting. Or playing together.

After awhile, everyone got used to the new AT system, but still wondered what caused the glass to tip over and something to break. Or at least, break so bad that the pieces weren't able to be put back together.