Chapter 3
NOOB
Bella Alice Jasper Edward
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!
What's so funny?
Pfft… nothing…
Oka
CHOCOLATE! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE!
My god Bella, what is wrong with you? You're emotions are all… strange
What is she feeling?
She's all hyper and energetic and bubbly… it's rather disturbing…
I'm sure it is. Bella you should stop eating all that chocolate, it's not healthy
Yeah, plus you'll get all bloaty like…
Oh, I see how it is! I SEE HOW IT IS! So, now I'm fat, EH!? HUH? I'M FAT!
Calm down Bella…
Spaz…
O… M… Flippidy dippidy… G! You think I'm a fat spaz huh? I'll KILL YOU ALL!
First of all, love, you aren't fat, second of all, I highly doubt that you could kill us…
Oh, so now I'm a weak fat person! So, what, you think that I can't lift my arms to sock you in the face! Because I can't life my fatitude!
Fatitude?
YES!
Oh my God Bella, you aren't fat!
You're mom!
Alright then…
Wow, this is strange…
OH so fat people are
strange EH!?
You do realize you aren't Canadian. Stop saying
eh…
DIE!
Nice…
I'm so sad now…
Why?
Because I am fat and therefore I can never be sexually active because no one will be able to find anything under all the fat!
You're funny when you're spazzing out!
I wonder what she's like when she's drunk…
NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO THAT MARY ALICE BRANDON CULLEN!
Fine! Spoil my fun why don't ch'a?
Hey, Edward? –smiles sweetly-
Yes, love?
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!
Oh my god! Bella's gone crazy!
Bella, let go of Edward's neck. You can't strangle him you know.
Fine, pouts.
Bella, I think Carlisle should look at you…
Why is that? So, he can laugh at my fatness!
No…
F-U Jim!
My name isn't Jim…
Not yet it isn't…
Huh?
EVOLUTION!
So you think that Edward's name will evolve to the name Jim?
Yuppers Jazzy-wazzy!
AWESOME!
Eugh, don't call me that…
You know what?
What?
YOU'RE FACE!
Cool…
Bella, you should calm down…
NO, YOU SHOULD!
I am
No you're not…
Alright then how abo
Oh I see how it is! IGNORE THE FAT PERSON!
Please don't steal the paper, and that's not what I was doing…
Whatever… FAT POWER!
Awesome, you sound like a powerranger…
SWE-EET!
Bella, you're making me feel drunk
Don't care Jazzy-boy
Grrr…
Grr your face!
You know what Bella…
Yes?
You should make a club for the promoting of fatitude!
Yes, we shall call it NOOB!
Why noob?
-sigh- yes, why?
It stands for "National Organization for Obese Bitches!"
Sweet
Awesome
Okay then…
Let's go eat chocolate? Or at least you can
WOOHOO!
(Alice and Bella go to the kitchen while Edward and Jasper just look at each other shrug and watch TV. You can hear Alice laughing, Bella screaming Chocolate randomly and then a large crash. When asked what that was, Bella laughs and yells 'fat power' and goes to eat more chocolate.)
Yes, I know strange. My friends and I actually came up with NOOB for the promoting of fatitude so yeah… sorry if I offend but I am fat too… BYE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!