Desdemona Kakalose
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 12-20-06, id: 1185168, Profile Updated: 05-09-18
Author has written 105 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Invader Zim, Death Note, Jhonen Vasquez, Ben 10, Futurama, Star Trek: 2009, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Discworld, Phineas and Ferb, Supernatural, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gravity Falls, Hunter X Hunter, Batman, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Rick and Morty.

Hi, this is my FFNET page. I have been writing since 2008 and I have only ever taken down one fic, so if you scroll down far enough you are going to find some stuff that does not look like my current brand or style. These days I only post things on this website that belong to older fandoms, this is not my full catalogue.

The part of my tumblr dedicated to Hannapocalypse can be found here! Sauntervaguelydown dot com/tagged/hannapocalypse

desdemonakakalose.deviantart. com/ is my Deviantart account. I don't use it as much anymore.

A little about the Up In Smoke series : always with the apocalypses! I've got the whole timeline plotted out here, on tumblr (links provided) at "the masterlist". With convenient links! It takes place across roughly three years, following a gap year wherein the plot of the canon comic goes on as it would have barring Tessa Stone's breakdown. The Hannapocalypse universe is a shared universe, populated also by Vaysh. With one or two exceptions, her contributions to the cannon can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2936642/ (such as "Thinking of You", which is explicit and so exists only on her Ygall and tumblr).

I also have an A03 where I am posting more things and more regularly (including some fills for the jthm kink meme)

http:///users/DesdemonaKaylose

Featured poem!

http://www.fictionpress.info/s/2708677/1/Love_Poems

http:///1615.html?thread=1754447#t1754447

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 355,192 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Not Fair by redseeker reviews
Megatron gets Starscream off, and then needs Starscream's help to finish himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Luckiest Girl in the World -old version- by imekitty reviews
To learn more about the ghost boy, Paulina makes a wish one night to switch places with Sam. A well-meaning ghost decides to grant her that wish...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,345 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Danny F., Sam M., Paulina - Complete
Twice is Coincidence by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Once is happenstance, three times is enemy action. Kirk and Spock meet his counterpart again, and nothing is ever the same. K&S, but getting slashy...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,790 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk
I shall endure to the end! by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which Aziraphale takes great pleasure in alerting Crowley to the youth at the epicentre of a psychic disturbance in the West Midlands. Victorian England is about to be shocked by the antics of a Great Beast... much to Crowley's embarrassment.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,352 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Miners & Holes by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Megatron and Impactor made a habit of getting into small, tight places.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Megatron, Impactor - Complete
Purrfect Harmony by Eponymous Rose reviews
The Purrfect Harmony Animal Shelter's financial situation is deteriorating rapidly, but with her crew of dedicated fosters, an alarmingly invested staff, and the two mysterious new volunteers who seem more at home in a combat zone than a room full of kittens, Vanessa's going to keep fighting this battle. Whether she wants to or not.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 10/2/2015
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35537 - Favs: 26,464 - Follows: 19,506 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Roundabout by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Hurt and enraged over Lord Hater continuously not appreciating him, Commander Peepers finds himself alone in a seedy bar to drink away his troubles. It's there, however, he runs into one of the last people he wants to see... Eyesome/ Death Glare Porn.
Wander over Yonder - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Emperor Awesome - Complete
Ski trips are just a bad idea by namelessDrifter reviews
It's 12 grade, and Zim and Dib's class go on a trip to a ski resort! There is no possible way this could end badly! None! ZaDr, posted originally on AO3.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Flavor of Laughter by brytewolf reviews
He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Time and Time Again by Secret Agent G reviews
It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,819 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Peeping Tom by Angelus1889 reviews
"It doesn't count; I didn't know what it was when I did it. Stupid human." -Hiei
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Our Love Is Violence by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura go tomb raiding, and in the process their relationship - such as it is - is tested.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Backwoods Mafia King by Stomiidae reviews
He has a bottle of black nail varnish, 37 stitches, and a pocket of change to his name and they still want him. Fuck if he knows why though. Backwards thinking and backwoods politics land him in an emergency hospital room at an indecent hour.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Jimmy, Edgar V.
Elemental by Donnistar reviews
A set of four loosely connected one-shots, all themed around the four classical elements of air, fire, earth, and water. Last up: Gaz, representing water. :Finished:
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Firsts by Grave Bells reviews
BuJeet Week - Day 7 - Prompt: Firsts. - Baljeet realizes he isn't ready. - R&R. Not very graphic, but M just in case.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
When the Platypus met the Evil Scientist by LuticolousMantis reviews
"I am in love with Dr.Doofenshmirtz" Perry was shocked by the realization. Then, after ten seconds he decided being in a shock was unproductive and got over it. But what was he going to do about this? Perryshmirtz, but sort of light
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Murder by Kitty29 reviews
Canada enjoyed killing. It was just the way he relaxed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Canada
Progressive Absurdity by Mir-Layne reviews
Dib is an adult. He's got the job of his dreams and a secluded house of his own, without any human or alien to annoy him. Finding comfort alone, surrounded only by machines. But tonight, someone's coming back to get him. Etheral ZADR of a kind. Some RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,065 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Dib, Zim
Brother Knows Best by perspicaciousOncolysis reviews
Your name is Dirk 'D' Strider, and suddenly your life is taking a turn for the better. Everything went to hell when Rosco's Records was demolished by a meteor. But amidst the rubble, you found a baby. Now you've got to clean your life up, get help, figure out what to do and what not to do with a baby, and through it all rekindle relationships that changed your life for the better.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
I Wish I Was James Bond by odd-gelato reviews
Since he was a boy, Perry wanted to be like Roger Moore. Human!Perry AU.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Perry - Complete
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Towels by Blossomwitch reviews
Post series. A look at what Shiori's interactions with Hiei have been like, and what she thinks of him and his place in her son's life.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Shiori M., Hiei
The Shadow Proclamation by KatZenSPN reviews
A demon from their father's past shows up on Ellen's doorstep, claiming to want to help the Winchesters. But who is the Doctor, and what is he keeping from the brothers? Set DW mid Season 2, SPN mid Season 3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
Lifesaver by Jabraille reviews
When you owe someone your life, how do you pay up? Friendship, frippery, and the occasional time-defying laser. Set in the wake of "Atlantis".
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
If I Could Speak by Jabraille reviews
A visit to the drycleaner's leads to a strange revelation. Set briefly after "The Doonkleberry Imperative". Contains spoilers.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Torment by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Slash. On an errand for Eustace, Courage finds himself stuck with Katz.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Courage, Katz - Complete
Bloodties by MrTicklepaws reviews
Hann'Apocalypse time! Direct sequel to Desdemona's Beat Still. Women covering their faces, people losing their heads, and Doc Worth is somehow the best man for the job.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Tao of Perry by odd-gelato reviews
To say that Doofenshmirtz is feeling down would be a rather insulting understatement. Perry doesn't like it at all. Human!Perry AU.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Normal Human Teenagers by Blossomwitch reviews
Shiori's always been troubled that Shuichi never brings friends home with him. But when he does, she might wind up less than reassured. Shortfic
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
About Today by odd-gelato reviews
Sometimes Perry's job takes its toll. At least he has someone he can talk to. Human!Perry AU.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
How to Embrace a Swamp Creature by odd-gelato reviews
When Perry shows up injured on his balcony, Doofenshmirtz considers his strange relationship with the secret agent. Human!Perry AU.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Courtesan to the Queen by Lioness Rampage reviews
We were Ysvelda's Four. Her favorites. Her confidantes of the night and her consorts. It was not an easy job, nor a hard one. We merely gave her our loyalty and she, our queen, gave us everything. Is M-Rated for a reason.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010
Fate is a Dragonpuss Egg by Grave Bells reviews
Bufavulous gets saved by a beautiful archer. Excaliferb AU. Minor BuJeet. r&r
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
The Challenge: Alternate Universe by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Doofenshmirtz is a villager down on his luck when he signs up for a contest. All he has to do is make the king laugh. Easy, right? AU, slash, Perry/Doof, mature audiences only.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
The Chosen One by nightwalker3 reviews
Enma wants to start another apocalypse, Koenma wants to stop him, and Yuusuke's almost as awesome in person as he was in the stories.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Trouble-Shooter reviews
Princess Celestia has just banished her beloved sister Luna to the moon for all eternity... but eternity is a very long time, even for an immortal. Can a strange colt with a blue box help make the time pass more quickly?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Princess Celestia, Dr. Whooves
Ferb of the Future by Engineer Zero reviews
To resolve their age difference, sixteen year old Ferb time-travels to the present to be with Vanessa and learns a valuable lesson about destabilizing the time-line and jeopardizing the existence of the universe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
brb suicide by Kitteh and Neo reviews
A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your typical emo kid in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous. ZADR AU
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,223 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Zim, Dib
The Barista and the College Student by Ohappydaze reviews
"Vanessa Doofenshmirtz told him everything. She didn't know how it happened, how their friendship evolved how it did, or why she felt so completely and utterly open whenever she was around Ferb Fletcher." Fernessa, or whatever you kids call it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Jumping by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SMUTFIC! Chris contemplates his lover's feelings for him. Chris' POV. One-Shot. Established Relationship. Dan/Chris.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Dan, Chris] - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Some Like it Rough by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Perry has always gotten by on his cool and collected demeanor and his finely-tuned fighting skills. But what happens when sexual tension causes the ravenous animal within to emerge?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
In Which by Chokopoppo reviews
A number of things happen, most of them within the confines of the wild west we know and love. Catch yourself up in broken romance, sharp shooting, and an excellent hat.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edgar V., Jimmy
Night in the Lonesome October by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's postapocaverse. Title from Calabrese song. Worth has a headache, so he harasses Conrad and they have a little special moment involving pain and petticoats.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Our Shadowy Pattern by Rebecca Hb reviews
IDW: It's friendship at first word. But it's the poetry that undoes him. Megatron/Impactor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Megatron, Impactor - Complete
Smoke Signals by MrTicklepaws reviews
Here is another canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's post-apocalyptic funfest. Timeline wise, this is post-CMC and post-And Not Me. Worth, Conrad, a succubus, and a drunk, insightful Hanna. Enjoy.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Note to Self: Invest in a Sofa Bed by LOVEZINKSY reviews
The kid's just lying there on the filth-encrusted alley floor with the tomcats descending on him and his chest's all torn open like nobody's business, and Luce Worth's just glad his too-small couch will finally be big enough for somebody.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth
Found by Bainaku reviews
Princess Bubblegum makes an unexpected discovery during a shopping trip that might just open doors she thought closed to her forever. Complete!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Watch It Work by Bainaku reviews
Marceline wasn't always a problem.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Completely Crazy Idea by 8711 reviews
Perry has this idea. This crazy idea. It involves a request to his nemesis. Takes place after Across the Second Dimension.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Perry - Complete
Clarify This by Bainaku reviews
"Oh nuts, she sounds almost thoughtful. When Marceline tries to be thoughtful, people usually end up maimed."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Shake It Out by Bainaku reviews
From the start, Marceline doesn't want to like her.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Let Me Count The Ways by Acmarache reviews
Please see bio for update.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Experiment by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline tastes like dusk, like violet stormclouds and thunder and lunar eclipses and tree branch shadows scuttering over windowpanes and words, so many words never written down in books, geez no."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Fascination by Golden Snowflake reviews
And now a face has been given to the belief that has ruled Dib's very existence – a face that has validated all that he is. A Dib-centric ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Connection by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline's mouth opens, maybe to retort, maybe to laugh, maybe to tease, and the princess thinks oh, what a wonderful opportunity for field research!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Midknight At The Oasis by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
More Trouble Than it's Worth by Grave Bells reviews
Baljeet agrees to go to Junior Prom with Wendy, and Buford is inexplicably furious. BuJeet. Side-PhinBella. T for swearing, and a spot of homophobic language.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,874 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
FiM: Progress, Celestia vs Time by Miyajima reviews
A side-story to Andrew Joshua Talon's 'Progress' series, exploring Celestia's own troubles in keeping up with the times.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Pleather and Jeans by Grave Bells reviews
Buford had always liked Baljeet's pleather pants. Spank!Kink. Sort of on the border between T and M, but there isn't any lemons, so it's M unless a bunch of people think I misrated it. Bujeet. R&R
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Buford, Baljeet - Complete
Never Forget by demidae reviews
Request fic. Slight spoilers for ATSD. One-shot. Perry and Doofenshmirtz have a little chat before Dr. D has to have his memory erased. Slight Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Evil in a New Way A Follow Up by Snark-N-Moon reviews
What happened after that last incident with Heinz Doofenshmirtz's 'Kiss-inator'. Read 'Evil in a New Way' first to make more sense of this. Light slash.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
EB058 by Lex Munro reviews
Cable & Deadpool AU oneshot. Part of my Fateverse. In the EB timestream bundle, Wade Wilson became the Horseman of Pestilence. Nate/Wade. Warnings: AU, some rule 63, slash, violence, character death, brief language.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Almost Like Time Travel by Lex Munro
Cable & Deadpool one-shot. A fix-it AU where Wade ends up in the events of Messiah War without being rotten or quite as insane . Nate/Wade pairing. Warnings: AU, slash, silliness, lewd implications, mild language, talk of violence.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Fools Don't Catch Cold by Lex Munro reviews
Cable & Deadpool one-shot. Based on a prompt for Wade taking care of Nate while he's got a cold. Nate/Wade pairing. Warnings: slash, silliness, fluff.
Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Organic by Demyrie reviews
ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Prince Apprentice by Serena McKeenzo reviews
Why destroy something, when you can corrupt it? Facilier takes Naveen as an apprentice. Based on a Prompt in Disney Kink Meme
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Dr. Facilier, Prince Naveen - Complete
Lost & Found by Lex Munro reviews
Cable & Deadpool fic. Prelude to the Dreams of the Waking Man arc. More than a thousand years in the future, a wistful Wade Wilson finds a new master. Elements of past Nate/Wade and potential Stryfe/Wade. AU, PG-13 language, Messiah War spoilers, slash. Followed by Hypnic Twiches.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Comfortably Numb by Snark-N-Moon reviews
You saw what no one else could see. -Jack/Omi drabbles.-
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jack, Omi
DogEared Edges by MrTicklepaws reviews
This is a direct pre-quel to DesdemonaKakalose's amazing Creeping Messiah Complex. Go read that fic and all of her work! She is awesome and made this little fic canon to her 'verse!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Introduction to the Stars by Alvara19 reviews
Mr. Spock. That's what he had known him as when he had first met him. Just another time agent to con, he had thought. He really did not know what he was getting into at the time. Doctor/Jack Harkness Yaoi
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Perry the Preteen by Shwoo reviews
Living as a human is giving Perry more problems than he'd anticipated. He's having more and more trouble hiding his identity, he's being bullied in school, and, worst of all, Doofenshmirtz keeps trying to give him fatherly advice.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,724 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Perry - Complete
Trust by nyssa123 reviews
AU- After Cuba, Erik decides not to leave. It's all different, now- as Charles adjusts to life in a wheelchair, Erik has to atone for what he's done. In real life, nothing is ever easy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Long Gone by Little Kuriboh reviews
MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
The Uses of Opposable Thumbs by GadLovr-Bites23 reviews
Perry, as it turns out, knows a lot about kisses.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
"The children born of thee are sword and fire." Or, the God of Thunder gets suckered into Loki's latest evil scheme. Thor/Loki, mpreg.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
Shades of Me by randomfics reviews
Duck Dodgers Universe. Daffy and Bugs were best of friends, and even separated across centuries, they find ways to honor promises made together.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Evil in a New Way by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Poorly written Doofenshmirtz/Agent P comedic fluff fic. When Agent P is called in to foil Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil plan that somehow involves flowers, chocolate and cards, what will happen? The predictable.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Of All the Gin Joints by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
A noir AU. Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? The Doctor is going to find out when he tries to get Rose out from under the thumb of her controlling significant other.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Sounds He Makes by potatopeeling reviews
Superboy likes the sounds Robin makes. Written for the anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Yearbook by Louis Dupree reviews
Edd writes in Eddy's yearbook. One-sided Edd/Eddy.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Edd, Eddy
Happy Childhood Memories by Shwoo reviews
A forest-related tale of two young Doofenshmirtzes, and some emotional scarring.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
How I Met My Nemesis by Secret Agent G reviews
My version of the events leading up to that fateful day outside the photo shop and beyond. Set four years ago in Perry's past. Definitely not slash or yaoi. That's just gross. Critical reviews are welcome, but no flaming, please.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Quadratic Formulae by Lyrical Logic reviews
In which McCoy is not brave for a very long time and everyone else suffers for it. K/S, K/Mc, Mc/U, S/U, K/U/Mc/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Bad Hair Day by DemonicPelicans reviews
Jon Stewart is usually pretty good at dealing with his insecurities. However, he's still human, and sometimes all it takes is a bad hair day to throw him off. Takes place when Stephen Colbert was still a correspondent on The Daily Show. Jon/Stephen.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Mingled Sense and Nonsense by Commander reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Perry - Complete
Bloody Valentine by byebyebyeybbeybyebybeyebyebybe reviews
Johnny couldn't help but notice the beating chambers of Squee's heart. But is the boy too broken to be fixed? And could it have been Johnny who broke him in the first place? Squee's 13 in this fic Johnny/Squee Pepito/Squee implied Johnny/Edgar
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
Study Hiatus by twistedmind29 reviews
Kuwabara is vigorously studying, Hiei decides to make him take an involuntary break. YAOI SMUT OneShot Hieibara
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2011 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Lake Pontchartrain by Snape Goes Commando reviews
Hanna and Conrad are patients in an experimental psychiatric hospital in the middle of Louisiana. Things go wrong when crawfish are on the menu one night. young!Hanna/young!Conrad
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Conrad A., Hanna F. - Complete
An Unexpected Call by Angelus1889 reviews
While Kuwabara is studying away in Rome, he receives a surprise call from his lover. Many naughty things here. HieiBara enjoy!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Thats All Folks by DarkPhoenixIncarnate reviews
"Daffy always comes back, I just tell him how much I need him." -Bugs Bunny in Loony Tunes "Back in Action" BugsxDaffy That's right, I went there.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Dan Vs His Crush by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Dan/Chris. Bit of a flashback, really. Dan and Chris a couple of years ago. Dan's trying to get Chris to go out with him, but Chris is uncomfortable with being seen in a gay relationship. Dan tries to convince him the hard way, which Chris agrees to try.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Dan, Chris] - Complete
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by Dhampir72 reviews
Hanna was shamelessly in love with the man who made him cappuccinos at the bookstore café where he worked. AU Hanna/ …
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 145,400 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Kato on the Shore by Quillslinger reviews
Despite his many misgivings, Kato went back to therapy. Kato/Britt. Slash.
Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kato, Britt R./The Green Hornet - Complete
Dreams and Reality by Bun8.5 reviews
An alternate life for Squee, a changed yet still homicidal Johnny. Ten years later, Squee is still fixated on the first person who ever showed him kindness. Yes, in that way. Squee/Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Johnny C., Squee
And the Party Ends by Flash Foreward reviews
You're not really sure how time works anymore. The only thing you're sure of is Kato's not as drunk as you but he's already shirtless and he's sprawled on your bed singing in Chinese with this sloppy grin on his face like he's having the time of his life.
Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Britt R./The Green Hornet, Kato - Complete
Let you Know by currycutie4427 reviews
On a walk to school, Buford mulls over new feelings and Baljeet tries to ignore them completely. -age appropriate slash-
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Buford, Baljeet - Complete
A Tale Most Tragic, or, Why Hogwarts Lake Flooded by TuesdayNovember reviews
One slightly chilly spring day, Albus Dumbledore has an ill-fated meeting with Squiddelus, the giant squid living peacefully in the Hogwarts lake. Oneshot, Squiddledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Albus D., Giant Squid - Complete
What happens in Gimmelschtump by Maya Serena reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Double Homicide and Suicide With no Note! by glunkus reviews
"Again with that stupid crying mantra. No, no, no, stop, please, no! Did she know any other words?" Songfic to Eminem's "Kim." Set in an AU, but not formally. Have fun with that.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
In Imitation of Apples by Gogol reviews
Chekov crosses paths with a certain pair of immortals relatively early in life.
Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Aziraphale, P. Chekov - Complete
Kiss My Truthiness! by SonofStyle reviews
Stephen Colbert and Kiss vs Cthulhu. Nuff said. CRACKFIC
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
BirthdayDeathday by Your Iron Lung reviews
It's his birthday, but he doesn't care. He just wishes Veser would leave it alone, and why the hell does it matter if he's heard of a song or seen so'n'so movie before? He just wants to work, not throw a party- And no, no, Hanna go away there is no party!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Conrad A., Veser - Complete
Ressstitution by Moczo reviews
Written for the 2009 GO Exchange. In ancient times a demon wants Aziraphale dead, and Crowley saves his life only to regret it. Aziraphale isn't nearly as nice as he ought to be sometimes.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Meganopoly by Mollyscribbles reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is kidnapped by that dastardly villain, Megamind! She's used to it.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Nightmares and Dreamscapes by moon maiden of time reviews
-SportaRobbie- There is no such thing as magic...right? However, when Robbie starts noticing something strange about Sportacus and unusual things start occurring in Lazytown, that belief just might have to be changed.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,871 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sportacus, Robbie R. - Complete
Army Blues by Zuvios Gemini reviews
Gin got deployed again. How did Ed take the news? T for language.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Gin R., Ed W. III - Complete
Psychosis by dinosaysRAWRrawr reviews
Conrad spends his time doing two things: Hanging out with Luce Worth, and going to psychiatrists. Though Luce may serve as an escape from his overbearing mother's determination something is mentally wrong with him, he starts to doubt himself. Young!ConWo
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
My Captain by KCS reviews
Five reasons why the crew of the Enterprise would follow James T. Kirk to Hell and back, and one reason why he would do the same. Sixshot, nonslash. Kirk-and-Spock-centric whumpage. What's not to love?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,647 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Change by Shwoo reviews
Ten years in the future, Phineas and Ferb are in college and Perry is living with Doofenshmirtz. Perry misses Phineas and Ferb, but do Phineas and Ferb miss Perry? One shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Perry - Complete
In Which There Is Awkward Sex by afullmargin reviews
Much as the title would suggest, Nicholas and Danny actually go for it… though a bit awkwardly. Slash
Hot Fuzz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Devil's Trill by Le KING reviews
L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,254 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Light Y., L
Never Going to Fit by L174 reviews
Worth contrives a classified delivery to get Lamont into his clinic, proceeds to talk as if he's in a deliveryman porno to provoke a fight, and thereby obtains every last thing he wanted. Lamont may still be confused. Lamont/Worth. Disturbing content.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Lamont T., Dr. Worth - Complete
Touch by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
I never understood why he felt so real. jack/tyler. M for lots of smut.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Shoot the Messenger by L174 reviews
Adelaide heard her baby bat has a thing for a werewolf, and what's mommy to do but investigate the mutt, with news of Conrad's feelings on her lips but no desire to inform Toni so easily. She'd rather play. Adelaide/Toni, semi-follows Parenting Trials.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Adelaide, Toni - Complete
Complex Composition by L174 reviews
Veser can appreciate being able to open a person up like a complicated puzzle, to touch the bits that comprise them directly and to change them by simple contact. Involves gearkink and spoilerishness. Veser/Ples.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Veser, Ples T. - Complete
Any Way for Payback? by unknown20troper reviews
Norm/OLDER!Timmy. Jorgen accidentally drops Norm's lamp at Timmy's house when he takes Timmy's fairies on his 18th bday. Without Tim's fairies and memories, he doesn't recognize Norm but Norm still wants revenge. It's just that he has no clue how to getit
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Norm the Genie, Timmy
Services Rendered by L174 reviews
Lamont knew Adelaide through work. She might be dangerous and he might be scared of her but even he has to admit that she's a sexy lady. And then she comes calling at his "work" storage unit and what's a guy to do? Lamont/Adelaide.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Lamont T., Adelaide - Complete
He Likes Being Bitten by L174 reviews
Adelaide heard about a certain doctor who likes to be bitten. Conrad doesn't want to let her touch what's his, no matter how little impressed she may be. Adelaide's POV, heavy Conworth, semi-follows Parenting Trials.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Parenting Trials by L174 reviews
Adelaide will keep her spawn now that she's made it, even if she has to teach her baby bat how to drink proper food herself. Even if she has to invoke his fascination with that doctor to do it. Adelaide at Conrad, hintings of Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Adelaide, Conrad A. - Complete
Timepiece Infatuation by L174 reviews
First kisses aren't supposed to happen in bars, or because he's probably half-drunk, or because you think you have a secret weapon. And certainly don't tell him he can forget it in the morning. Sequel/Prequel to For Yet Another Time. Veser/Ples.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Veser, Ples T. - Complete
The Full Force of Time by Cezille07 reviews
Monogram gives Perry his most difficult assignment, and slowly the platypus loses faith in the people around him. Unknown to him, Doofenshmirtz is ready to lend his good old friend a hand...one final time. COMPLETE.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
The Source of Happiness by Hatsumomoji reviews
Kirk is unsettled about Spock's recent declaration, and realizes something important about his feelings. Spirk, Spork, w/e you want to call it, based on "This Side of Paradise"
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Down Low by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Luce Worth is ten years old when his fist collides with Lamont's nose for the very first time. Things just got better from there.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Living the XMen Life by InspirationandStrife reviews
Mutant trouble lands Gambit under the same roof as Rogue&everybody else.Interesting things happen when they share the same house.Will Remy make it as an X-Man or will his bad boy history ruin his chances?Naturally ROMY.M for language&lemons.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,206 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Bond by Lhflu reviews
A new look at an old theme. What is that bond between Kirk and Spock? Story 1 of 4 in a series. Slash. Re-edit 7/26/10.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Family Feud by Freedom Fighter reviews
Vanessa finds herself in a life-or-death struggle after her father becomes ruthlessly evil! Who is responsible for turning Dr. Doofenshmirtz into a truly evil villain? First story in the 'Vanessa's Moral Wars' trilogy.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Paradox by Zombiegait reviews
Eames/Arthur. Spoilers for movie. "It's no wonder you're so fond of those paradoxical stairs."
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Unstable by Charlie O reviews
Looking down at him now, Arthur couldn't tell if the Forger was joking or serious. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dracula the LGBT version by BertTheGnome reviews
A modern day rendition of Bram Stoker's novel "Dracula" featuring LGBT characters. Written as a screenplay. Begins the "movie" with introducing Mark Murray and Luke West, and an encounter at a club with a mysterious, predatory stranger.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Setbacks by anthrop reviews
Adjusting to the pros and cons of being a blood-thirsty cannibal could be going better.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Conrad A. - Complete
Maybe Someday by HeartbreakDevil reviews
Set shortly after 'Wilson' rating for langauge. First chapter can now be considered a proper summary I suppose
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,807 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Always and Forever by tinypinkmouse reviews
Sooner or later they always bring Nate back. This time will be no different. A Deadpool/Cable slash story from back in their team-up days or soon after anyway.
Deadpool - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Capsules of Energy by anthrop reviews
It is unfortunate that another, more experienced vampire hunter has followed you tonight.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zombie, Conrad A. - Complete
Objet d'Art by Vincerre reviews
Buzz collects antiques. Pre-TS3 Buzz/Woody. -Dear HockeyPuck: Congrats, you won!-
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
An Offer You Can't Refuse by Keahi08 reviews
Conrad would be ranting and raving about how irritating Veser is. But it's four AM, and he doesn't care. Light, light ConVes, sort of fluffy, more friendship-y. Conrad's point of view.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Veser, Conrad A. - Complete
Bonding for Dummies by Farfalla reviews
CHAPTER 9 IS UP! In the early days of their marriage, Kirk and Spock find their lives once again complicated by Vulcan biology. Set after TMP 1979. So obviously this is gay. Flames will be used to fuel the hot air balloon. Complete, posting in chapters
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - J. Kirk, Spock
People Are Always Asking Me If I Know Tyler Durden by nikoledarling reviews
I want Tyler. Tyler wants Marla. Marla wants me.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Just One Kiss by BoundLight reviews
After watching the creation of Eve, Crawly requests something from Aziraphale. I suppose this is technically bestiality. It's totally Crawly's fault though… Crawly/Aziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Accompaniment by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
Sometimes it takes a little 'adventuring' to find what you never knew you wanted in the first place. -- A bout of awkward straight sex leads in a possibly-unexpected direction. Multi-chap. Ples-Veser-Toni
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Toni
Observations by jAnon reviews
First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 263 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Cadillac by leoandsnake reviews
Steamy little Maverick/Iceman one-shot.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Farewell Happy Fields by persephoneia reviews
The story of Hades and Persephone. A delving into the the myth that brought winter into the world: How Persephone became Hades' queen. My own attempts to justify the ways of Hades to men and tell the story of that forbidden fruit. Hades/Persephone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hades, Persephone
Like a Little Green Wagon by Penbrydd reviews
A short exploration of Spock's introduction to E. Don't mix Vulcans and MDMA, kids.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
An Alternative Idea by sing-oldsongs reviews
Kirk is stressed. Spock helps him destress. KirkxSpock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Phineas and Ferb's awesome day by Malkshake reviews
Phineas and ferb have the best day of their lives.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
In Which Aziraphale Feels Rebellious by Jackilyn Hughes reviews
Aziraphale cheerfully pointed out a few loopholes, and Crowley choked.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Following Perry by Mortal Anonymous reviews
The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, Phineas - Complete
Every Duck Has His Day by FanWriterWV reviews
Bugs has been taken by Wyle E Coyote once again, and this time it's Daffy to the rescue!
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Wanting and the Having by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Spock helps T'Pring understand the nature of humanity and love, in a roundabout way. Kirk/Spock, T'Pring & Spock friendship
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sviksu by jAnon reviews
AU, an adaptation of Verdi's opera Aida. "There is a Vulcan by the name of S'chn T'gai Spock. His name is infamous in our history." Note: Deals extensively with the subject matter of slavery.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,640 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Night After by Samairi reviews
But why are you in my bed?" "You don't remember last night, do you Jimmy?" Wilson awakes to find House in his bed: House/Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I Knew You Wanted Me Inside You by ChaosRocket reviews
Marik and Bakura have a conversation inside Bakura's soul room before their duel with Yami Marik. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2010 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
How Not To Be Boring by fourleggedfish reviews
House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 457,967 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Postmortem by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Kirk/Spock. Mature Content. On an alien planet, Spock is condemned to death for a murder he did not commit.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
An Understanding by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Maverick's best friend is dead, and only his rival understands. Iceman/Maverick.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
So Cool Boopy by Smartalic240 reviews
Gary is confused. Does he hate the boy who created him for only himself or has it changed? What if Hate has crossed the lines to Love? Yaoi.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Gary, Timmy
Keepsakes by leoandsnake reviews
Goose is dead, Maverick is sleeping with Viper, and Iceman is jealous as hell. Maverick/Viper, Maverick/Iceman.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
Laocoon by ChiaroscuroSoup reviews
Occurs after Jim realizes what West means to use the women for and changes to show what West may have wanted with him. One-shot. Complete.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Never Let Me Down Again by PhantomDaae1981 reviews
Judas and Jesus meet and speak, an unknown number of years after the events of Jesus Christ Superstar. Jesus explains the ultimatum given to him by God, leading to Judas being damned to Hell. Inspired by the 2000 movie, starring Jerome Pradon. SLASH!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
How Do I Loathe Thee? by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Phineas and Ferb build a bungee jump ride that's as tall as the moon; Stacy forces Candace to take a REAL day off, and Doofenshmirtz seems to be coming up with more and more frivolous plots. Warning:Dooferry ahead.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry] Candace, Stacy - Complete
Voices From Within by Talk Years Ago reviews
DISCONT'D/ Squee goes to Hogwarts! Meanwhile, Squee's friend is not as sweet as she seems.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Squee
Haemophillia or: please die, or at least go away by Roach Patrol reviews
In which there is massive amounts of unresolved sexual tension and pretty much no one gets what they want-- oh, and Edgar Vargas is a vampire, which is awesome, right?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2010
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Pennies and Paperclips by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Whys Maneem so sad? I trys to be good, I trys to be smart, but computer says I can't be smart an' I won't grow no more. Maneem's real sad a lot now, did I do something wrong? Or did she get a bad Irkomm message about me?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Gir - Complete
This Rebellious Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Progression by KCS reviews
Written by request for a LiveJournal Haiti Charity fic offer: Five times Spock stopped his captain, and one time he didn't. Early fic, set pre-Where No Man Has Gone Before.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Aliens Don't Exist by Emo Fox reviews
Slight AU - Dib is crazy. Totally off his rocker. Zim was never real and Dib is trying to come to terms with it. Too bad Zim doesn't believe him when he says he isn't real. ZADR DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Dib, Zim
Gods and Kings by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Wherein Watson is terribly distracting.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Shore Leave by thekingofcosmos reviews
So, what did Captain Kirk really do during shore leave? K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rush by hollybennett123 reviews
Written for a kink meme prompt. Fumbly and fast PWP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
He Called It Romance by erbby17 reviews
A single touch can drive a nation mad with pleasure, the exception of which being France, who long ago learned the art of keeping such insanity at bay. He called it romance. And it spread like the plague... FrUK smut! Yay!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Conspire to Ignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
The Enterprise begins its travels through space with Jim Kirk as its captain, beginning a long history of accidents and crazy circumstances because, well, it's Jim. Spock's pov, established Spock/Uhura, eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Love Is by SabakuNoTenshi reviews
Two points of view. Yugi Mutou. Seto Kaiba. And what they think Love might be.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Go Down Easy by sutaretagaisce reviews
The Shadowman before he was even a man, but a child. And he too was taught that hard work and dreams would make his life better.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
By the Book by adesso reviews
Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Salted Nut Rolls by Commander reviews
It would be a daunting enough task to tutor the weird girl with the bizarre hair and bizarre fashion sense even if you had never actually met her. It was downright scary to tutor that girl and know that, at least once, she had been in love with you. A/H
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,601 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
When Spock Lost Kirk by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Spock and Kirk have become close, but will they become closer than they could have ever imagined? What will happen when their budding relationship is threatened with intergalactic terror? K/S love! Set your phasers to giggle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Safety first by Benderine reviews
After this, Leela will never sneak in Fry and Bender's apartment at 3AM...EVER AGAIN. Fry/Bender or Fender slash
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
Risk it or back out by Benderine reviews
One card game. Two friends. Lots of Nixonbucks at stake. Only Bender knows how to make Fry lose every ounce of concentration. Fender or Fry/Bender drabble.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
Introduction by Box Cutter Symphony reviews
What need is there for words when they will die soon anyway? Meet the Reaper. vague GrimxMandy
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Billy, Mandy, The Grim Reaper - Complete
They're Not Taking Vampires Seriously! by bioldrawings reviews
When your little sister drags you to a girly movie, that sucks. When the movie makes a mockery of the Paranormal by spreading ridiculous lies about vampires? That's just too much. Twilight crosses the line for Dib, and Zim gets a dumb idea.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Inevitable by kangeiko reviews
Sooner or later... Denny/Alan implied , Brad, Shirley. Not a particularly happy fic.
Boston Legal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
The Sound of Hetalia by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Hetalia plus Sound of Music equals chaos! Feliciano, the pasta and music loving aspiring nun, is sent off to care for the strict Captain Ludwig von Trapp's seven children - Elizaveta, Matthew, Feliks, Ivan, Eduard, Toris and Raivis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 182 - Published: 11/24/2009
Sanity by Emo Fox reviews
IZ/JTHM -- Johnny is remembering things. Slight ZaDr/Drabble/Dib-Johnny Theory.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Twofish by Grindylowe reviews
A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Holding Hands by jellymaster reviews
Love between a male and a female is one thing. Love between a manbot and a fembot is another. But a one-sided love that a manbot harbors for his human male companion is something else entirely Fender SLASH.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2009 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Butterfly Dreams by Rhyte reviews
Sometimes Jonathan cannot tell if he came back from Transylvania at all.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Johnathan Harker - Complete
Daterape? by toujourspret reviews
A lively literary debate becomes a question of morality
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Rudititude by Demeter1973 reviews
Dr. Lecter has a new book! He's here with Stephen Colbert to discuss - one shot satire that I hope you'll find appealing . . .
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009
What I Don't Say by Felicie Senta reviews
Raw, a monkey, falls in love with Tyler. Everything he thinks and does revolves around his God. Will Tyler return the favor? Rated T for language and sexual content. READ AND REVIEW!
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2009
Chess in Five Dimensions by Murf reviews
A quiet moment leads to something more. K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Little Things by YuugisGirl reviews
To Yugi, love was more about the little things. Unfortunately for him, however, Seto Kaiba was definitely not a “simple gestures” kind of guy. Rivalshipping. Oneshot. Contestfic
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Extraordinary People by Always a Bookworm reviews
Seto Kaiba really did hate Yuugi Mouto. Of course, Yuugi wasn't having any of that. Rivalshipping SetoxYuugi . Very short oneshot, written for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - S. Kaiba, Yūgi M. - Complete
Bedside Visit by Higuchimon reviews
Kaiba just wants to be sure that an injured Yuugi will make it to his next tournament. That's all. Nothing else.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2009 - [Yūgi M., S. Kaiba] - Complete
Outward by leoandsnake reviews
My personal take on the end of the movie. It's delightfully Charlie-free. Iceman/Maverick. Warning: Extremely porny.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Must Be This Tall To Ride by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Spending all summer in a bear suit with only your best friend and a crazy old man in a theme park for company. Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Squee, Pepito
Dusk Run by Anti-Logic reviews
The reply is an obscure grumble. Ludwig pretends to study the moon, turning his face away so Feliciano can’t tell just how off-kilter he is thrown. Words are not his strong point, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
One Little Kiss by Hikari no Tenshi2 reviews
What Judas Iscariot may have been thinking, towards the end. Hints of one-sided slash if you want to see them, I suppose.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus by Secret Weapon reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Links by cable69 reviews
Kirk/Spock. A celebration on New Vulcan turns deadly.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
a secret unkept by xooxu reviews
featuring: love--a boy--and a girl
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009
Mommy And Daddy Are Killing Each Other by FluffleNeCharka reviews
When Bibleman moves into town, Johnny ends up reluctantly helping out the over the top super hero. Will the Bible toter drive our maniac insane, or will Johnny drive Bibleman to be less than perfect, even... human? JohnnyBibleman slash, eventually.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Johnny C.
Five Kisses by Commander reviews
Shakespeare's original version of Romeo and Juliet has FIVE kisses? Helga's totally getting gypped! ...Or is she? "School Play" inspired two-shot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2009 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Portrait of Death by Box Cutter Symphony reviews
Mandy is dead and Grim is upset...in a kind of obsessive way. He never touched her. a not too pretty MandyXGrim poem
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Mandy, The Grim Reaper - Complete
Not About You by peppermint quartz reviews
Set a week after the events of Over All Things. Ichigo and Urahara find themselves drawn together, but neither is certain of the other. M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,925 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Dream With Me by ShiiLovesHim reviews
Years later after a fall out with his friend, Todd's life still hasn't reached the desired level of normalcy. Meanwhile, Pepito has shot through the ranks to the top of the high school social hierarchy. Will this lonely Prince win back his beloved pauper
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Squee, Pepito
Sleight of Hand by k123 reviews
Because Genies were bottled for a reason.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Genie - Complete
Getting Away With Murder by FluffleNeCharka reviews
When someone at X dies, the prime suspect has her own guess about who did it. But even as they follow her lead to the murderer, something's not quite right. Will anyone get the blame for this one, or will star students go free? A Grim Adventure x-over.
Fillmore - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
A Few Times Denny and Alan Did It by Lyrastar reviews
A post-finale "Five Times" type of story that, being Denny and Alan, didn't end up as five times. Slash.
Boston Legal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009
Bound by CayshaGriffin reviews
Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others. Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Murder as a Form of Art by Xrai reviews
Paint a smile here, a smile there. You see, murder is, in a way, just like art...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Progress by mistressmarionette reviews
Crowley origin story; another take on How Crowley Sauntered Vaguely Downwards.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - A. Crowley, Satan - Complete
The Wedding Planner by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Finding himself trapped into marriage with Ginny, Harry is overwhelmed by her extravagant plans for their 'big day'. Hiring Serpentine Events to co-ordinate seemed like a good idea at the time, but neither bride nor groom could have imagined what the outc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,281 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Facked up truth or dare by Artemis 85 reviews
ooo yes there will be blood, the title explains it all. Many pairings! NejixTen, GaaraxSaku, TemxShikaxIno. Contains lemons and dodgy but hilarious scenes...if you like dodgy stories and want an all nighter...your've got the right link...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Be Mine by Ordinary and Adorable reviews
A JTHM fic. Johnny is free from the s of his mind at last, and he has a defianate plan for Devi.... He needs to ask her to be something for him. And he's given her a knife... Rated T because it's JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Imaginary Friends by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Mildish fic. Raoul and Erik meet before the whole fiasco ever occurred. Let's see what happens. Imaginary friends and UST abound.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,307 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
108 Bells by Serria reviews
Light meets his ever present stalker at a New Year's festival. The bells bid farewell to the past year, but the question lingers: which will be the one to claim the new tomorrow? L/Light
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hypotenuse by The Bog Witch reviews
Gretchen discovers that triangles are the cruelest shape. Slash, het, implied threesome. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Terrifying Arguments by Incy Little Spider reviews
After her marriage Jasmine hears her husband argue with his parrot about what they will do to her. What horror they will put her through this dark, lonely night. How can she get away from him this time? Creepy Jafar/Jasmine and a bit of Jafar/Iago
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jasmine, Jafar - Complete
Slipping Down by Incy Little Spider reviews
He sometimes just went crazy. Just went psycho for a few moments...it scared him. Scared him bad. Iago/Jafar
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Iago, Jafar - Complete
If You Love Someone by Lady Arreya reviews
Takes place a few years after "What Are Little Girls Made Of." Ben and Gwen re-visit Grandpa Max’s fishing cove to reflect upon Grandpa Max and Grandma Verdona’s relationship, and their own. AU, BxG.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Hazards of DressUp by Lover of Angelus reviews
A stuffy military function. A fight. Booze. And the morning after. RoyEd. YAOI YAOI YAOI.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Eagle has Landed by reallyanonymous reviews
Stephen Colbert meets his idols. NOTE: This is the CHARACTER that he plays on his show, which we should all understand isn't really him. Guest-stars James Potter, House, and America. Has implied adult themes.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Godless by Lily and Shadow reviews
Really? Then tell me, just what are we?" He paused for a moment before answering, "We are... nothing." M&M, AT, slight OOC, possibly sensitive material. DISCONTINUED
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,400 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Matt, Mello
Dancing in the Dark by LawliPop reviews
What did he want out of life? Health, a successful marriage – what did any of that matter? Nothing in the world could be better than this. AU. LxLight. Slight LxNaomi and LightxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,764 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Light Y., L
Tuesday Means UFOs by lin.exe reviews
How did it come to this? IZJtHM crossover. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,417 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Dib, Zim
The Starcluster by Senri reviews
A collection of Zim drabbles of various genre, pairing, and rating, written for a livejournal community. Drabble 58: Fall.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 42,903 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Zim, Dib
Periculum by Vethysnia reviews
The BB Murder Cases took it's toll on Naomi Misora's mental health. An encounter with a former boss assists in allieviating the pain. LxNaomi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2008 - L, Naomi M. - Complete
ED, much? by Wolfish-Insanity reviews
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report While Jon and Stephen are having a nice night, Jon discovers he has a problem. How will Stephen respond? silly little story. Warnings: slash, sexual innuendo, but nothing explicit.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Culture Gap by Demyrie reviews
Ratchet doesn't talk about the Great Wars. He doesn't talk about old friends turned traitor or acts of violence that scar 'bots for life... and he certainly doesn't talk about it to a tiny female organic, even if she IS a friend. Ratchet-Sari bonding! TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ratchet, Sari S. - Complete
Judging Duty by Emu reviews
Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2002
The Sunlight by Reticeo reviews
That day the grim turned bright and the roles reversed... Slight Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Back to 1995 by DarkTragicAngel reviews
It’s been two years ago that L died. But Light feels no satisfaction. After realizing he wished he could have known the true person of L, Ryuk reveals another shinigami power. He can travel in space and time. Will Light take the risk? Will he meet L again
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,682 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5768 - Favs: 8,540 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Yugi's Conquests Part Four: Payback by RayeMoon reviews
YugixYamixSetoxJoey I don't own the characters, they're Kazuki Takahashi's. I also don't make money on this story, either.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
After the War by KitsuneJester reviews
Technically...defeating Aizen was supposed to be a happy ending. Well, it is...but some people or...Hollow...can get bored. IchiHichi. Summary bad…story good…I hope. UPPED RATING! FOR GOOD REASON!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Good Mothers Create the Earth by Lizzy Rebel reviews
old fairytales make frightening parallels of the real world. Katara and an old story. oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Katara - Complete
Nobility by Assimbya reviews
AU. At a party, Arthur Holmwood meets a nobleman unlike anyone he's met before.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Dracula - Complete
I Am Core by Ringbearingreasergal reviews
Robin glanced at Slade’s mask and remembered many things. Once, a long time ago on a day when he was all alone, he’d tried on that mask. It had fit perfectly. Robin was not ashamed of this. --Oneshot. Please review.--
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Speaking in Vowels by el bastardo reviews
A brutal interlude between the narrator and Tyler Durden. A slash PWP, featuring violence, blood, broken furnishings, and excessive use of movie quotes. Not for the faint of heart.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
L and his Wii by Kitty and the Marshmallow reviews
L opens his Christmas presents in the dead of the night to find he has been given a Nintendo Wii. Yaoi insues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - L, Light Y.
A Midsummer Night's Affair by CrystallicSky reviews
In which Titania is a harlot, Oberon and Puck are an item, and the authoress can't think of a good way to end the summary. SHAKESPEARE!CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Human, Not Amphibian by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
During their time on the boat, Miguel isn't sure he's alive. Tulio takes it upon himself to remedy that. Slash.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Of Geniuses and Sugar Addicts by xtechnicolordreamsx reviews
Series of funny little Death Note oneshots. CHPT.2 Raito froze couldn't think of anything else but, 'Jesus Christ, he's going to light me on fire, cut me up, douse me with water, and then light me up again'
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Light Y., L
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Spira Mirabilis by Nilah Dante reviews
Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,874 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Light Y., L
It Tastes Better When You're Insane by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
AU. Zim is the new student. Dib is the insane boy in his class who doesn't know the definition of personal space. Zim begins to wonder how Dib could have gotten the way he is and vows to turn him sane hoping Dib will quit watching him in the shower. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Zim, Dib
Forever Crumbly: A Squid's Story by ZuksGaia reviews
The days and memories of the Giant Squid: his one true love, toast, rescuing children, battling ships, and most often, oggiling. Pairings are mostly Giant Squid x Toast. Fluffy, if you would describe soggy toast as 'fluffy'. And no relation to the dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Giant Squid
Near Doctor Experience by Cartooned reviews
‘I think death has been waiting for you for a long time.’ What if she was more right then she knew? Inspired by November Prompt 27, from Time and Chips.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2007 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Tempus Fugit: Time is Fudge by Swing-21 reviews
Time flies... Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. Zim learns this the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7304 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inherit the Stars by infiniteviking reviews
On a camping trip gone wrong, Kirk demands to know what Spock sees in the sky.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - J. Kirk, Spock
Beautiful Boy by The Lydian Lady reviews
He was such a beautiful boy, pity he had to die. WARNING: One sided slash, general creepiness, possibly implied noncon.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Love is for Losers by Eddi Delaney reviews
Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,650 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Since Second Grade by halfhuman123 reviews
Since Second Grade is being continued! Jack Spicer, Age Eight, is sent into the future, only to meet up with Chase Young. Part 2 Chapt 6: What Could Be. Last Chapter. See User Profile for Sequel Info.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,022 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Evil Becomes Him by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
A slightly cracky oneshot where Chase laughs his immortal ass off and Jack pouts. Chack DUH.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Not Our Family by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
This sort of thing happens to other families. Not us. It's impossible. How could I not have seen it? What am I doing wrong? Why can't I fix it?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Candy Cane by Cykotyks reviews
I'd rather run away, crawl away, than have you perceive my slow decay... [RenjixIchigo] [YAOI, ANGST, CHARACTER DEATH] [you scared yet? xD]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
The Celebrity Trilogy by Immicolia reviews
The life of a champion who never wanted the title to begin with. Post series. Kaiba x Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2007 - S. Kaiba, Yūgi M. - Complete
Playing With Fire by ItsukaFuuryu reviews
Because we all know that Dib and Zim are pyromaniacs... Song fic Oneshot with SavageGarden's Break Me Shake Me Warning! ZADR bc it's wholesome and good for your SOUL! RAWR! heh heh, plz, R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Untitled by soda-denial reviews
Pre-slash. Johnny/Squee. Squee had never been to a sleepover before. Bonding.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Solution by Person4 reviews
Tulio has a problem, and Chel thinks she knows how to fix it. ChelTulioMiguel
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007
I Now Pronounce you Man and Enemy by Chippy teh squirrel reviews
Kakashi loves to get Iruka as pissed as possilbe. But what happened when his plan backfires? It is now a game of chicken. Who chikens out first? Pairings: Kakairu, mabye hints of others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Don't Take Advice With a Grain of Salt by soda-denial reviews
AU. Squee has a counselor. Whom he doesn't listen to at all. Slightly twisted ending.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
High Tek by Roadstergal reviews
Ace Rimmer, newly minted after Stoke Me A Clipper, comes across Tek Jansen of Alpha Squad Seven. Gratuitous crossover with Stephen Colbert's universe. Slash. No, not between the two of them!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 293 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Your Secret's Safe With Me by Brit Columbia reviews
Drake agrees to pose as JJ's boyfriend at a gay bar, but the experience is more than he bargained for.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Peach Trees by Silver Renagade reviews
This is a completely AU DAZR where Dib is a 23 year old novelist and Zim is a 14 year old bum. Then magic happens. :3 [DAZR] Everyone in this belongs to Jhonen Vasquez
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Dib, Zim
Cooties by Bitch Slap Love reviews
On Dib’s sixth birthday he gets an unexpected surprise. Slight!ZaDR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Fire and Sand by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on the GaaraNaruto relationship, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Through the storm by majin haku reviews
hakuXgaara AU. gaara and haku only know each other through naruto but that is about to change. One day they see in each other some thing they never noticed before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Gaara, Haku
time and silk by matchboxcars reviews
But love and friendship were awkward at the beginning too. Sort of a sequal to walking... mild slash
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It's Just a Question by Kokolo reviews
Just like the title implies, Zim asks a question, Dib fails to understand, and hilarious antics insue. Minor slash, humor based. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Dib, Zim
Ninja Tech by Shancho reviews
Yaoi AU: as new love blossoms terror will take hold as crazed physco is running around the school. Can love over come mental scarring Pairings:MainLeexGaara Sides NaruxSasu,KakaxIru. CAUTION! RAPE, R&R.[COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,262 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Soul Men, Soul Mates by Tara Coltrane reviews
Jake and Elwood are soul men. It is pretty obvious that they are pretty much soul mates too as they have already shared almost everything… except one thing probably. This story relates that last thing they might have not shared yet. BEWARE ADULT CONTENT !
Blues Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
The Taste of Pomegranates by Doormouse reviews
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Devil in the Sand by goddess of all things yaoi reviews
After their battle against Kimimaro, Lee and Gaara make a little mistake that will change the rest of their lives. Rated M because little kids shouldn't be reading this. yaoi, mpreg, kidnap, misconceptions, etc... GaaraXLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Subtext Much? by teh-fargs reviews
It's going to hurt a little. It always does the first time. Not what you think... OneShot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
What Was Is by LadyBird reviews
Ichigo thinks about Urahara. Companion piece to Fact Of Life. Pairing: might be read as UraharaXIchigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Fact Of Life by LadyBird reviews
Urahara thinking about Yoruichi and Ichigo and what they mean to him. And about things he will not do. No way. Pairing: Urahara/Yoruichi past, Urahara/Ichigo one sided, possibly
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Firecracker by Experimental reviews
The story of a popsicle and the twins who loved it. Rated for suggestive themes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 387 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Carrying a Legend by Denny Crane reviews
Alan is given an ultimatum. WARNING, this is a slashfic malemale but there is nothing graphic in it.
Boston Legal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Slave Labor by Moonlit Waters reviews
Goofy SqueePepito slash. With cameos by Dib and Zim.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Squee - Complete
On Electric Girls, And Worn Down Toys by Muffytaj reviews
[Jafar x Jasmine] In the royal court power games are nothing new, but Jafar finds an edge to Jasmine that is both annoying, and alluring.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
It's Funny What Fate Throws You by Usagi Youkai reviews
Sokka gets his fortune told by Aunt Wu and a series of events brings two very unlikely people together from just one night. ZukoSokka Yaoi Slash
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Sokka, Zuko
The Devils Are Here by napoleonbean reviews
House recieves an unexpected visitor. Crossover with Good Omens.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - G. House - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Sanoon reviews
Zim takes a walk down the streets, and obvserves the worst of human life. Zim's POV.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Observation by Mako3 reviews
Gaara has a lot of time on his hands so he observes someone of interest to him. A dash of GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Daggers by Regulus reviews
Complete! Things are starting to change at home for Dib and Gaz. A freak snowstorm literally traps the siblings inside. And, as we all know, that's never a good thing. A random, pointless DAGR fluff fic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,174 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
The Day That Hell Froze Over by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It's the final battle for the fate of the Earth, but things don't go quite as Dib planned. Zim seems to be having fun, though... [Rated for: ZADR implications, language, stupidity. XD]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Return of Persephone by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[oneshot, HadesPersephone] Hades dreads the coming of the Spring
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
Skirting the Shallows of Walden by Senri reviews
Most people lead lives of quiet desperation. Some of them get a little louder about it. FEMMESLASH, DeviTenna.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Devi D., Tenna - Complete
THIRTEEN by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[oneshot, dark] Wherein lies the fall of the Kids Next Door
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
ish by teakettle and scone reviews
COMPLETE 14 SLASH Times change. The KND has become the TND. Grade School Villains have been exchanged for High School Horrors. Four's relationship with One has become... complicated. The TND pulls together to survive high school. at least, surviveish
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,251 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Metaphysicalli by Elendraug reviews
Nice dream. 100 word drabble. Slash. Scriabin Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Edgar V.
TV Light by Zarla reviews
Songfic to Arrow by Cheryl Wheeler. Feverish delusions late at night. NnyEdgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Too Far by GhostHelwig reviews
Rated R for sexual situations, violence, possibly objectionable language, and NC 'sex'. Slash Edd & Eddy.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
Carne by piasora reviews
Edgar lies awake... ("Vargas" continuity.)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2003
Sympathy From The Devil by Tinque Abelle reviews
[ Pepito/Squee slash. ] Pepito and Squee begin their first year of highschool. [ Finished. ]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
The Lost Discovered by Blue Yeti reviews
After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Julius R.
Face Full of Dirt by SaphireMMTPX reviews
Slash fic. Male on Male fun time. Mmy and Nny. Jimmy comes back for a second chance.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2003
Retribution by Raina1 reviews
When a world is torn by war there are battles we fight outside ourselves and then there are those we fight within. Future fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,690 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
As the Moon Falls into the Sea by Li Kayun reviews
Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Say I'm the only Bee in Your Bonnet reviews
So it starts with a magazine clipping in a locker door and rapidly breaks free from the rails after that. Seventh grade is just as distressing as the afterschool specials made it sound. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
SUPER CITY
a super hero au in which the villain and hero communities are brought together by the attempted assassination of the one person in the city who should have been off limits. Who would do such a thing? Why? (some body horror)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Devi D., Johnny C., Edgar V.
The Servant
Recruited by the early Decepticon movement, Rung finds himself in the middle of the nascent power struggle between Megatron and his infamous first lieutenant. In war time, with civilization steadily unravelling around them all, who would dare to speak of love? We all know how this opera ends. Rung/Megatron, Rung/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,077 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2019 - Megatron
Patronus
Megatron slowly pivoted. "Rung," he said, "what a pleasure it is to see you, after so long."; OR, here's how you could bring Rung from the comics into the TF:Prime setting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2019 - Megatron, Soundwave, Rung - Complete
ICARUS
Jimmy wakes up alive and whole at 11:30 AM on Tuesday the First, and wakes up, and wakes up... (A groundhog Day Loop committed to the idea of breaking Jimmy down to his most basic components)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,376 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2019 - [Jimmy, Johnny C.] - Complete
Vile reviews
Mmy has his first taste of hell. Some guro. Onesided mmy/nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2018 - Jimmy, Señor Diablo/Mr. Satan - Complete
Devil Do reviews
Johnny has a brief, temporary visit to Hell. The devil takes a moment out of his busy schedule to read him for filth, as the kids say.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2018 - [Johnny C., Señor Diablo/Mr. Satan] - Complete
She Was Doing Good (Until the Cat Got Her)
Devi the Homicidal Maniac AU: after Tess escapes the house, she has a... difficult time of it. This October just seems to stretch on and on... and on... and Tess has been seeing things. (Tess/Devi tension)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Published: 12/7/2018 - [Devi D., Tess] - Complete
RedLightDistrict reviews
There's a man on the street corner who wants him, with a crooked predator's smile and an ashtray kiss. Funny enough, he's more than okay with that. It's got that sweet hellfire and damnation taste. Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
A Little More Comedy reviews
Consider the fanciful notion that Jimmy might have met Edgar rather than Nny, before things went all to Hell. Perhaps the world could offer us a little more comedy and a little less tragedy. Have Edgar, will AU. Slash, Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,035 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Eternity in a Pickle Jar reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
Whiskey Dark reviews
Gon gave the door one last thoughtful look, and then smiled at Hisoka. It was blinding. In a literal sense, it was wide and handsomely curved. In a metaphorical sense, it was as cruel and benevolent as the heat of the sun itself, scorching and life-giving in equal turns. (Gon and Hisoka's unusual relationship; that is, they have one. Aged up hisogon.)
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,119 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 6/16/2016 - [Gon F., Hisoka] Killua Z. - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land reviews
"The night that Gon Freecs arrived in America, he met the angel of death." A no-powers, true Earth setting; hisogon pre-slash
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [Gon F., Hisoka] Killua Z. - Complete
You're Prettier in Pieces reviews
In Devi's new house, there are rooms on top of rooms and an endless skittering deep in the concrete walls. This is her sick little planet - the rest of you have only landed on it. A Devi The Homicidal Maniac AU.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Devi D., Johnny C., Tess - Complete
Tough Love and a Seam Ripper
How can you be someone when you have no one, when you have nothing? A sequel to the Devi the Homicidal Maniac AU: where does Johnny go after the hell house swallows itself? Wherever it is, at least there's soup here. If three people all share a little of their baggage, they can carry it more easily together than alone. (slow work up to a nny/mmy/edgar ot3)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,182 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Jimmy, Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Bred to Suffer reviews
AU from Batman comics #48: Bruce does not take up the mantle of Batman again, and John Doe, of the uncannily wide smile and the acid green eyes, deals with a creeping sense of dread that something is poised to go very, very wrong. Batjokes
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] Alfred P., Damian W./Robin - Complete
God Knows You Got No Choice reviews
A "What We Do In the Shadows" AU, in which Jimmy/Edgar/Johnny are flatting together and prepping for the annual community Christmas party. Also, they are vampires. It's gay. You're welcome.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Jimmy, Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Amor Fati
Riffing off Scott Snyder's run of the comic, which envisioned a future populated by and endless legacy of Batmen/Bruce Waynes: was the joker right the first time? Is this life a cruel joke? Contains batjokes
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2017 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Waculla Mystery Waters reviews
Gon tracks down Hisoka to wish him a belated birthday. Aged up hisogon.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2017 - [Gon F., Hisoka] - Complete
Mise en Abyme
The Joker remembers when this was all already done. / a metafic about the weirdly connected nature of all Jokers, and their attachment to Batman
Batman - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2017 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Our Laughter is Your Coffin reviews
It's Hanna's turn to have a solo adventure. I'm sure this will have absolutely no long term consequences.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017
And Peace on Earth reviews
During Christmas time in York New, Gon encounters Hisoka, chews over his past, and liberates an exotic pet. For a friend who requested hisogon and Christmas.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Gon F., Hisoka] - Complete
Villains Out Shopping reviews
Ms. Joker and Mr. Quinn adventure through what passes for a grocery in Gotham's criminal underworld
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Poison Ivy - Complete
Film Noir reviews
Of all the offices in all the Tristate Area, he walks into mine. Perryshmirtz, a human noir au.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 9/30/2016 - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry] Charlene, Rodney - Complete
The Indigo Children reviews
It's all fun and games with the new baby until somebody loses a limb. Hannapocalypse.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Hanna F., Conrad A. - Complete
We Must Tend Our Garden reviews
Look, pal, If I can't ship a god with a prophet then why am I even here. Pre-epilogue. Om/Brutha
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Om, Brutha - Complete
To Those of Us with Value
This is a story about wanting to belong, and to be valued. It is also a story about psychic squad drama. Implied/there if you squint Mmy/Edgar and Mmy/Nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,723 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Edgar V., Jimmy] Devi D., Johnny C.
Perfect Human Teeth reviews
Vimes fixates on the possibility that someone has touched Vetinari and lived to keep the secret. Pre-slash, UST
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Vetinari, Sam Vimes] - Complete
Keen reviews
In truth, I think you might have gotten the wrong impression about who was really keen on who. Conworth, something of a reversal of the usual dynamic.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Conrad A., Dr. Worth] - Complete
All the Sinner Saints reviews
Jimmy and him, they're both artists, part of that elite caste of bright eyed visionaries who leave the streets red and naked and beautiful. Jimmy doesn't know what his story is, or exactly what he wants from this, but he does know one thing: some day, he'll see that fucker bleed. It'll be so romantic. Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
Blut ist Dicker als Wasser reviews
Roger doesn't understand why Heinz can't just let it go.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Roger - Complete
Threshold Strange
bartender au.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2015 - [Conrad A., Dr. Worth] Hanna F., Veser - Complete
The Twin Hypothesis reviews
"We were in the same profession," Rick told him, "for a while anyway." Stanchez.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford, Rick S. - Complete
Caliginous reviews
Hiei is pretty sure he's a solid 10, and as far as he's concerned Kuwabara should be flattered. Kuwabara, meanwhile, hasn't got the slightest idea what's going on. Blackrom/kismesis
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Hiei, K. Kuwabara] Kurama M.
Hive reviews
How about the time Worth had to be rescued like a damsel in unequivocal distress? Hannapocalypse, year three.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
All Good Things
Jimmy's major character flaw-aside from everything else about him-is that he consistently puts his faith in the wrong things. Like a demon, for example. Who even does that? Mmy/Edgar, making deals with demons.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
Just Another Day reviews
It's been a year since the collapse of the USA, and nobody's saying it's easy, but Hanna and his company have finally gotten their feet on the ground. Word comes in that there's something like the supernatural equivalent of an arsenal lying around in South Dakota. Details are fuzzy. Hunters, unfortunately, appear to be already on the scene, as Conrad is finding out the hard way.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Conrad A., Zombie - Complete
Der Erlkonig reviews
Elves only come for beautiful children.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Roger - Complete
Roadside Assistance reviews
In which a man named Edgar Vargas is stranded at the edge of town. This would be a lot less terrifying in any other town but his. Mmy/Edgar. Yes, that is the ship.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
A Traveling Travesty reviews
"We should be a family". A collection of oneshots during year four of the apocalypse. Hopefully we can maintain chronological order here.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth
The Two of You reviews
There is something frightening and fascinating in how similar you are. A collection of scenes for the ATSD AU in which everyone is human, and the whole adventure takes at least a week. We are getting into that freaky stuff.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Reassignment reviews
Perryborg considers his nature. Two memories of his time serving the emperor, before the revolution. Perryshmirtz subtext.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Days of Our Afterlives reviews
So there's this magical fruit... No. Not that kind. Post apocalyptic conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
God Bless Us Every One reviews
In which important questions are investigated such as: the necessary parameters of the common household sandwich, the nature of Algebra II, and whether blood is indeed thicker than eggnog. Post Apocalyptic Christmas.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth, OC - Complete
You Who I Called Brother reviews
Ghosts from the past turn out to be a little less ghostly than you might expect. And that's... nice. Probably. Hopefully. Apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,093 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
Must Have Been Some Kind of Mistake reviews
For the Fic War: Jimmy vs Nny; in the space of one phone call Jimmy goes from hot shit to "oh shit no are you serious". Mmy/Edgar. It is very difficult to settle on genres for this story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Jimmy, Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
A Bad Name reviews
Conrad's point of view, for the last scene or so of "Facing the Bullets" and a fair chunk of the aftermath. A reanimated corpse continues to be the sole voice of reason in this motley assortment of walking neuroses.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
Facing the Bullets reviews
In the midst of the tension that's been rising since Christmas, the boys kick up a hotbed of political, and possibly supernatural, upheaval like a bunch of kids screwing with an ant bed. And of course, ants bite. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
It Hurts Down Here on Earth, Lord reviews
Jimmy has this whole zombie apocalypse thing on lockdown. He doesn't need some librarian type drinking his booze and giving him sass all day, that's for sure. There's no way that could possibly be helpful in any scenario, definitely not. Mmy/Edgar, pre-slash.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
Gasoline and Concentrate reviews
"If this is about being a legend, Worth listen, I can make you a legend. If we go out here, nobody knows. But I know, and I can make it happen. I can make you a legend, alright? I was here from the beginning. I remember the whole goddamn thing." (A Fight Club AU)
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth
I Rebuke Thee Satan: A Christmas Story reviews
It's the most wonderful time of the year - Conrad and Worth are... sort of an item, Florida is warm, the booze is free, and everything is going to hell in a handbasket.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Saints and Spirits, Spirits and Saints reviews
"The date? It's, uh, October thirtieth… Oh, that's going to be a problem, isn't it?" A gothic tale of bargains, escapes, and close calls in the post-apocalyptic world of tomorrow. Pre-slash Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Tip Your Hand reviews
Conrad wasn't exactly having a holiday either. Kind of the opposite, actually. POV flip for "Beat Still", because there was a lot going on in Conrad's life that Worth will probably never know about.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Beat Still reviews
What is it about Conrad that makes every misfortune in a hundred mile radius come crawling after him in a massive snickering wave? Sometimes Worth worries that one day, there won't be a way to pull him out of it in one piece. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
A Skewed Sense of 'Fine' reviews
"There's no tragic holiday-related backstory in my past. Christmas was always fine growing up. It wasn't great, it wasn't horrible." An average Christmas at the Doofenshmirtz household, and by average we mean absolutely horrifyingly average.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
A New Suit reviews
Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
I Know It's Crooked reviews
Hanna's got this debilitating condition. It's called "responsibility". Ultimately, Worth blames him for this particularly frustrating annecdote. Hannapocalypse Conworth. Set just after "Smoke Signals".
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
I'm Your Problem Now reviews
Edgar was begining to wish that he'd just stayed out east for college, where at least the old neighbors hadn't stalked him around the neighborhood and attempted to steal cars to win his favor. Mmy/Edgar, preJTHM. Do the readers all remember "Pay For It"?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
The Season reviews
It's... not the best time of year to be alone. Pre-JTHM Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
And Not Me reviews
I'm jealous of your cigarette... Hannapocalypse Universe; a oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Up in Smoke reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
A Sketch in Octarine reviews
Hanna Falk Cross has one particularly mysterious aquaintance, the kind who shows up in your room just when you're finally feeling safe, and he doesn't seem to want to take no for an answer. Well, it's not as if many people say yes to him.
Crossover - Discworld & Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Death, Hanna F. - Complete
Unclouded reviews
Once upon a time, Edgar Vargas had friends and family. Now he doesn't. Sometimes you can trade your pain for clarity- sometimes you get both. Pre-JTHM
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edgar V. - Complete
Just Crazy Enough reviews
Bondaries between love and hate are notoriously thin. You can't really blame her if sometimes they get a little confused. Nny/Devi
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Here's the Kicker reviews
There's a lot of things Conrad doesn't understand. Why there's a tap-dance number in the musical horror "Watch Out for that Ax", for one. But most of all, he doesn't understand Doc Worth, or where he picked up the whole antihero thing. Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Verd'ika reviews
It starts... somewhere. Maybe it starts with zombies. Maybe it starts with a rescue mission. Maybe it starts somewhere outside of what scientists and historians can quantify. But it is universal, wild, and unabashedly stupid. My best enemy. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2010 - [Dib, Zim] - Complete
The Change reviews
He always thought the world needed a reset button, he just didn't know what that really entailed. When the world collapses, when the tides change, sometimes shifts in power are ineffable. An apocalypse complete with cannibalism and a peculiar love story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,448 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
For Nothing Left to Lose reviews
."Freedom," she said, as if the word was the name of an ancient God. And Kirk knew what he had sacrificed for freedom, and what he had given up for freedom, and the black eyes that promised the end to it-and still couldn't explain what it was. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sick reviews
One of the greatest ironies of life is that you never really know what kind of disturbing things the man sitting beside you might be thinking. And you think you can trust him, you poor fool. Jimmy/Edgar, very much mature.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Voice in Violins reviews
"Ah, children, be afraid to go to bed prayerless," he said, "lest the devil lie with you". And his voice was the hum of a violin, his lips the taste of piano. Edgar was, as always, powerless in the end. Scriabin/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edgar V. - Complete
Two to Tango reviews
God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Phantasmaphilia reviews
."Oh, Edgar. Poor, dear, down-trodden Edgar. You lack perspective, my dear. Let's get lost in thought--I will be your tour guide." Vargas style almost-slash, AU. Scriabin makes an oddly good Cheshire cat.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edgar V. - Complete
Eyes Meet Across the Galaxies reviews
If you look into the eyes of a stranger for too long, you begin to see yourself. If you are enemies for long enough, you'll find that you are friends. If you fight someone for such a time, you begin to see their soul. And where there is one is two. ZAD?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Somethings reviews
I do not know if we are toys to our Gods, but I do know that we are Gods to our toys. And for the sake of such devotion, many horrors could be committed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Squee, Shmee - Complete
Glass Eyes reviews
Tell us, Devi. What's it like dating a serial killer?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Pay for It reviews
Before Johnny C came along and screwed everyone over, Jimmy had just been weird. Really weird, if you asked his neighbors. -slashy-
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Angels on the Moon reviews
It seems like everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. One after another. It's not hopeless, though, and his dreams are filled with spectacular visions- visions of angels on the moon. Do soldiers ever come home? ZADR, ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Spirals reviews
They turn in ever tightening circles, around and around and around... until suddenly, they reach the end. And like a spiral, they will cycle though over and over until the truth comes out. GATR Gaz and Tak romance
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Tak, Gaz - Complete
Bullet With Butterfly Wings reviews
Two possible endings, two worlds apart. A single bullet, tilted centimeters too far. A boy destined for greatness, and a man destined for the shadows. The beat of a butterfly's wing. How easily do the fates tangle their thread? AU, LxLight, discontinued.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Light Y., L
On the River Styx reviews
I think I've spent too long studying mythology. I'm starting to see us as if we were tragic figures in a Greek play. As if there were an 'us' at all. Himeros, Anteros. Love and Hate. One day, I'll explain it to you. I swear on the river Styx. oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
How To Fall in Love reviews
One cold, still night, two boys lay on the hood of a car, like so many nights before. The moon hanging overhead casts shadows all around them, and they find themselves wondering, in different ways, how exactly one falls in love. Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Logical reviews
It all made sense, if you looked at it the right way. He should have seen it coming, but then again, who could have? All he knew was that somewhere between those agonizing shades of gray, he'd found black. Too late, though. Too late. ..oneshot..
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Bironic reviews
He always did have a way with words... maybe that can win her back? It's worth a shot, isn't it? .letters in verse. Nny/Devi, Death and The Lady. Warning, angry limeriks ahead.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Eight Days a Week reviews
It's a beautiful day! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and Kevin is... singing? But all things considered, this might be the perfect oportunity for Ben Tennyson to learn a little something about his mysterious teammate. Smacks of Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
A Place reviews
Even a strong person has weak moments... and when no one's there to hear you, it's not so hard to admit. You can't save everyone, but maybe, just maybe, you can be saved. .mild Bevin oneshot, Kevin-centric, a dash of sad and sweet.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Nobody's Watching reviews
Who are you when no one is watching? What are you when when the cameras turn away? .one shot. very minor hints of LxLight. One chapter for L, and one for Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tick for Tack reviews
Wanna know the REAL story? Hear it straight from the Irken's mouth: Reincarnation, cloning, alien romance! We got it all, ya dig? ZADR, mild. Dib trades information with Zim. And, there's a little thing called Johnny the Homicidal Maniac...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Zim, Dib, Johnny C. - Complete
Scylla and Charybdis reviews
A rock and a hard place. Ben is Charybdis -a whirlpool sucking him down to a watery grave; Gwen is Scylla -a many headed serpent, with one friendly face and six hungry ones. There's no way to tell which is safer, and there's no way out. Bevin, oneshot
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
I Trust You reviews
One too many rejections, Fry. You don't need her. Trust me, Bender knows. Just trust me... Never argue. Bender/Fry oneshot
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
The Trials of Temptation reviews
Kevin contemplates his new life, and the uncomfortable situation it's put him into... "Is it any wonder?" .one shot. Let's have some fun with bisexuality.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Save Him If I Could reviews
A Vargas spin-off. He'd been tricked, obviously--the System is capricious, and Scriabin was in its way. Edgar made his decision, and he can't stop him, can't save him. You never get it till it's too late. Inspired by JCS, Judas' death. human!Scri
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
The Monkey's Folly reviews
One more petty argument, and L's ready to try a new method. In the style of old Jesus and Aesop themselves, a fable can save the day. Maybe. NearxMello. sarcasm and so on. oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
La Petite Mort reviews
Before the sun itself, the final showdown wreaks its bloody love. I can't live with you and I won't live without you, so join me in Hell, my dear. But permit me... one final request? ZADR .The little death.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Angel Born In Hell reviews
A new Wu is revealed, and it puts Kimiko in an unexpected position. Not like she cared or anything, but who is jack, really? How did he become who he is? jackxkimiko, flashback centric, some pretty dark areas... OLD
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,121 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Jack, Kimiko - Complete
Dive reviews
GAGR. No man alive can move Gaz's icy heart, but one android has just what it takes. 300 words
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
The Irken Lament reviews
There's no controlling things you take for granted, and in the end, all we can do is remember... your last hope, my last barrier, all our battles and dreams... all interred with the corpse. It is the living who have lost. ZADR if you look for it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Zim, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Just a Purpose reviews
Created to explore the 'purpose' of each charactor. Written with gaara, sasuke, neji, sakura, Kabuto and Haku. one shots, pretty good poetry if i do say so myself , charactor death obviously, and one yaoi alert--but it's Haku. Who's surprised?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Kabuto Y., Neji H. - Complete
Universal Weakness reviews
When you rule that love is weakness, you can't afford to look weak... The sweet taste of hypocrisy. 100 words. RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
Hatred Incarnate reviews
I am Balance, I am Hate... I can never show my Emotions, never tell you... But this is who we are. Short DAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Pain reviews
old stuff: Dib and Tak story. Tak makes it back for her ship, but she's different... she's missing something. Want a bit of insight into the minds of our favorite characters? oneshot semiimplied romance dark, hints at selfabuse, songfic reloaded
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Being Numb reviews
He'd always known that Real Science was bad. He just hadn't realized exactly how horrible it could be. Or what it could do to him. -oneshot. OLD
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
standardised testing of DOOM reviews
this is a story about what could happen if you put zim through standardized testing. funny in a round about sort of way. oneshot zadf friendship not really romance written a while back
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
poetry pains, a Dib story reviews
when your eighth grade lannguage arts teach gets really angry with the class, who has to suffer? Dib does, thats who. what can one poem say about a person and how they've changed? oneshot, a poem centric zadr fluffish age proggresion story
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zuko's letter reviews
A while back, Zuko stayed in an earth nation town. In the end he liberated the people from a group of thugs, while allowing its citizens to find out who he really was. The ending didn't feel right so this is my finnish.one shot letter form. duh,no romance
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Zuko, Lee - Complete