Hello everyone! I guess I'm gonna work on my profile now. It's probably going to be just as shitty but... meh. Who cares?

Alright, I guess I'll do the basics -grumbles- Why I agree to do these things is beyond me. (Zim: OBEY ME, FILTHY HUMAN!) -squeaks- YES SIR! -stands at attention-

Name: Teya Yashitoda
Age: 16-18. Guess, you retard.
Hair color/Eye color: Black/Green
Likes: Gay things ;D Pretty gay things. Oh... And bi-polarness.
Dislikes: Homophobes and assholes T-T And her bi-polarness... some days.

Right now, my obsession is Invader ZIM. Its basically amazing -hearts- I ship pretty much any pairing, although ZADR is my favorite by far. I'm not big on ZATR, ZAGR, DATR, or -shudders- DAGR but I do occasionally read it, just to say I did. I'm mostly a slash person; ZADR, DADR, RAPR, TAGR, MAER, ZA777R, MADwiR, DwiAER... Can't remember anymore at the moment.

QUOTES!

"Oh shit! Is that a rhino?!" -One of my friends when they saw this car coming towards us.. And yes, in case you were wondering, it DID have a horn... ;D

"I'm gonna throw potatoes at your door!" -Teya, to her ex-boyfriend turned best friend.

"BAM!" -Rei, Teya's best friend EVER! (we've been friends for 9 years. Heck yes. =D We rock.)

"You're celebrating... your friendship anniversary? No offense, Teya, but thats the lesbian thing to do." -My dad, who rocks. =DDDD

"Why are you throwing carrots in my nice clean living room?!" -My mom when she walked in on me having fun with carrots ;D And having imaginary battles with them.

"I thought out everyone's murder plans and you, Teya, are going to die by a gumball. And Rei? Pennies. Many, MANY pennies." -my friend Vee. Who scares me. A lot ._.

"Why would you wanna live next to the ocean? Its smelly and there are weird guys with peg legs (and probably something else is wooden too -wink wink-) trying to tell you about this story with tunas." -Some random person I met online.

"Teya, no offense, 'cause I don't mean this in a bad way, but your bat-shit crazy." -Sevlow

"And, we have won numerous golden and platiumun awards for Best Food, Best Donuts, best Coffe, Best Customer Servie and..~giggles BEST STUDENT DELVERY SERVICE...More commonly know as: Me, On my bike." -Samantha (she's talking about her family's donut chain.)

"My Television is my boyfriend. I can turn it off when I want too, I can change the personalitys of it, I can dump it and buy a new one, I can mute it, watch porn on it. And best part: I turn it on! ~kinky~" -Samantha (random MSN chat)

"...Did you just poke me with a potato?"
"Yes. Yes I did."
"...May I ask why?"
"-shrugs- You looked like you were in need of some po-tay-to lovin!"
(a conversation between my 12-year-old cousin and me. He's so cooool! And I got poked with a potato -laughs-)

"So let me get this straight... You're turning your brother gay?!"
"...Maybe..."
"Oh, for f's sake, Teya, he's playing with BARBIES!"
"But... it's so cute! -sob-"
(A conversation between a friend and I -laughs- And yes, I really am turning him gay. -ninja- GRAVITATION!)

END QUOTES

CURRENT PROJECTS:

GO THE DISTANCE: AN EPIC ZADR STORY
Status: In-Progress
Comments: Well, this is my attempt at completing a lengthy and worthy story. I'm trying to eliminate all cliches but God knows a few will sneak in. Such as the Tallest abandoning Zim -grumbles- I had no other idea, though. -cries- DON'T HATE ME!
-cough- Ahem. Moving on.
I have about 29 chapters (HO' SHIT) planned out for this story, as well as an epilogue. And I also have one other major OC coming in but -le gasp- he's not an Invader! --; Seriously, you guys, there were only 45 invaders (if I remember correctly) and they're all busy somewhere else. No, this OC is gonna be reeeeal special -shifty eyes- FEAR ME.
I'm currently working on Chapter 11 and I have a neat little dream sequence for Bria based on this picture I found at the ZADR club on DeviantArt. ITS NOT MINE, the artist Rini-sama.
As promised, here is the link: http:///art/IZ-ZADR-Space-Dance-62128427 I think its a beautiful picture and captures the elegance of both Zim and Dib. Basically, I love it to microscopic pieces.

Promise Me Tomorrow Starts With You
Status: Being written as we speak
Comments: This is just a silly little one-shot that I've had in my head for a frickin' long time. It's slight ZADR (if you squint a little) so... yeah. I hope you all enjoy it when I finally get to posting it. -laughs-

Time of Dying (gift-fic for a friend :D)
Status: Almost finished
Comments: Well... this actually started as me wanting to write something angsty where someone died... But it didn't work out the way I planned. So... Yeah. ZADR. Almost done, I promise! -smiles-

Cancer (gift-fic for Yeyana Valentine)
Status: Prologue done, first chapter almost finished
Comments: This started out as some little crack!fic and... well... it turned into a gift-fic ._. So, as we speak, my little elves in my brain are thinking up a plot line and getting Zim and Dib together, as I seem to be good at doing -laughs-

Well, I think thats all for now. If I stop being so damned lazy, I might put more of my crazy ideas up here.

For now, though, Teya is gone! -poofs away-

...I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!

(Ah, Cartoon Network, what would I do without your daily dose of random insanity?)

UPDATE: Hello, all. ; Er... I know i'm going to be attacked here... but... -shields self- Gothedistanceisonhiatus. -screeches as shes attacked with flaming sporks of d00m- No, wait, listen! T_T School is almost out for the holidays and I SWEAR, before Christmas, there will be a new chapter. I PROMISE! -cries as she's attacked with flamethrowers-