Jack: WOW!! THATWASTHEBESTVACATIONWEEVERHADBECAUSEACAREXPLODEDANDISAWITHAPPENAND-
Lenny: Jack! Slow down, no one can understand you!
Jack: Okay, ahem...That was the best vacation we ever had because a car exploded and I saw it happen!!
Zim: I saw it too and guess what people? For once, Jack DIDN'T blow the car up!!
Jack: The police thought I did blow it up though cuz I was in the wrong place at the wrong time but-
Lenny: You can tell your amazing story later Jack. Right now you have to finish all these questions that have been waiting for us for a VERY long time!
Jack: Oh yeah! You poor people!!! Here, we'll start off with Applesauce.Flavored.Resisty:
Woo! Dib forgives me! I feel so happy now. ANYways...
Purple:
I have a purple ribbon that I wear in my hair sometimes cause
it
reminds me of you. xD It really does. Okay, so do Irkens drink
soda? If so,
what kind?
Red: Random question: Do you like Spider-Man?
Lenny: You poor thing. I would help you, but I'm
currently stuck to this
chair. And I'm eating cookies.
Zim: Your eyes are pretty. Can I help you take over the Earth?
Dib:
-whispering- Don't worry, I won't really help him. I'ma help
you
instead, 'kay? But sh, it's a secret.
Lard Nar: I feel
sorry for you. Will you start a new Resistance and call it
Pirate
Monkeys? And if you do, can I join?
Applesauce is signing off,
for now. I think these cookies need some milk to
go along with
'em. -runs away-
Purple: A ribbon reminds you of me? Uh, oookay...of course we drink soda!! It's special Irken soda.
Red: Spider-who?
Lenny: So you would rather watch and enjoy my suffering instead of helping me?! -sighs- That's basically my life anyway...
Zim: eh, my eyes are just normal colored. Tak has pretty eyes.
Tak: Hitting on me won't save you from your death that one day I will make happen!
Zim: I'm not hitting on you! You just have pretty eyes!! And yes, you can help take over Earth. Anything that makes my army grow!
Dib: -whispers back- Helping me won't do anything. Zim has an unstoppable army of cyborg-demons, mutated pinapples, omachaos, penguins, and some fangirls. And believe me, it's the fangirls that I'm scared of! They're crazy!!
Lard Narr: You can join the Resisty if you please but I will not be renaming any new resistance the 'Pirate Monkeys'. I've kind of grown attached to the name 'Resisty'.
Jack: But that's a stupid name.
Lard Narr: Grrr, shut up!!!
Jack: Bring me back some cookies next time!! Okay, next questions are from Invader Nyx and RPOP:
I
can ask you guys QUESTIONS?? COOL!! ok, lets see:
Dib: Why do you
obsess with aliens so much? The human race just seems to WANT
to
be destroyed, like you told Mr. Dwicky before he got carried away
by
Plookisians. I think your alien fixation is called an
'unhealthy obsession',
which is exactly what my therapist said my,
um...'thing' for ZIM is!! YAY!
Purple: Do you know that you are
cute, even though you LIED TO ZIM?
Red: WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??
YOU DESERVE TO DIE!! DIE, YOU TALL CREEPY
PERSON!! you should do
that on your own accord, or i will send Nny after you!!
I bet i
could make him do it if i bribe him with a couple brain freezies
and
some new knives...
Tak: how come you didn't blast down that
door on Devastis? I mean, when you
tried to take over Earth, you
blasted away most of Zim's base with your PAK!
Are you just too
dumb to deal with pressure? tsk, tsk, tsk...that's a major
flaw in
an Irken Elite, AND in Invaders!!
Gaz: Will you pour a bucket of
water on Red's head? 'Cause i hear it gives
Irkens violent
allergic reactions!! I'll give you a flamethrower...!
Zim: WHY ARE
YOU SO COOL? You, my friend, have yourself a rabid, raving
fangirl!!
I'd say more, but this thing is getting real long, real fast.
Gir:
Please torture-er, i mean, PLAY with Red for me, OK? I'll give you
500
tacos and a new piggy!!
AND THAT IS IT FOR NOW!! But be
warned...I WILL BE BACK! OH YEAH!! Didja
notice my name? I have a
very unhealthy obbsession with you guys! And notice i
didn't
insult Dib, even once?? It's impsossible to insult him, he is
so
cool...!
Dib: Aliens, ghosts, bigfoot, anything unsolved amazes me. The world just has so many mysteries to it, I want to discover them all!! It's not an unhealthy obsession, it's just...a hobby.
Purple: Another fan for me!! And Red started the lying!! I just played along!
Red: Oh come on! You were so in on it to!! And I'M the smart one!!! If anyone deserves to die, it's Skoodge!! He's so short-
Purple: And ugly!
Tak: Believe me, I tried to blow the door down, but the metal was too strong. And for calling me dumb, your now added to my kill list -adds Invader Nyx and RPOP to kill list-
Lenny: Y' know, sooner or later everybody is gonna be on your kill list.
Tak: Well, maybe if people would stop asking/telling me stupid things, they wouldn't be on the list!
Jack:...We can't help it...
Tak: -rolls eyes...orbs...whatever-
Gaz: I would like to throw water on him but, I'm in the middle of this level right now. Wait til I'm done. -continues playing Gameslave 2-
Jack: Can I have your flamethrower?
Gaz:...Sure.
Everybody: GAZ!!!! WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY???!!!!??
Gaz: No, I like to see him melt everything.
Jack: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! WITH THE POWER OF FIRE, ME, ZIM, AND ALL OF HIS FANS SHALL RULE THIS PLANET AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Zim: Well, not burn it all to the ground. We need to keep all the big buildings for the dance clubs.
Jack:...Fine. WE'LL BURN ALL THE SMALL BUILDINGS TO THE GROUND!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dib: Wait!! Your taking over NOW?!?! We're in the middle of the question and answer fic!!
Lenny: Yeah well, Jack had decided to end this fic by taking over the world with Zim. I mean, all great fics have to end some time...even if it means the destruction of the planet.
Zim: Into a Dance planet though. Jack, go out and-
Jack: BURN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!!
Zim: Small buildings Jack! Remember, small buildings!
Jack: Whatever. As long as somethings BURNS!!!!! -goes outside and begins the first stage of world domination...burning everything-
Lenny: Now, I know a lot of questions haven't been answered...but don't hate us just yet. If you all remember a few chapters back, someone had kinda demanded that we play spin the bottle. Well, there's gonna be a fic called 'Spin the bottle of DOOM!' coming soon. Read that fic, and you'll be able to send in more questions...although with a slight twist. Stay tuned!!
Zim: And with that all said and done, my army of fangirls, pineapples, penguins, cyborg-demons, and anything else I'm missing, will now take over this FILTHY PLANET, AND TURN IT INTO THE GREATEST DANCE PLANET THERE EVER WAS!!!!! FOLLOW ME SOLDIERS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! -everyone follows Zim-
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -runs in circles screaming something about not being a good dancer and not wanting to be imprisoned at the same time-
Purple: Um, I think Zim will actually take over the planet. What should we do?
Red:...Uh...Oh,what the heck. Let's just give him the planet and see if he really does turn it into the greatest dance planet ever.
Purple: Yay!! I want to dance!!!
Gir: DANCE!! -starts breakdancing again-
Lenny: Well, -sniff- this is the end.
Dib: I KNOW! IT'S THE END FOR ALL HUMANITY!!!!
Lenny: Not that end!!! It's the end of this fic!!! If Jack was here, he'd say what a experience it was for...most...of you people to get your questions answered.
Jack: -falls through the roof after it collapses- Haha, world domination is awesome!!!! It was a pleasure for me to have the cast all here and for you all to support my fic and send in your questions. You can send more questions to my other fic mentioned above. Hey, who knows? Maybe it will be just as long and as funny as this fic was!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish burning down the United states. After that, I think I'll work on Europe next. Oh well...FIRE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! -goes back to burning everything that gets in the way of the fire-
Lenny: I think a small epilouge will be added later, just for everybody to see what became of Earth (beside getting turned into a dance planet). But with that, Farewell people!!!!!
Everyone: BYE!!!!!!
Jack and Zim from outside: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!
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THE END!
But that's not all! Watch for 'Spin the bottle of DOOM!' coming soon!! (I've been watching too many infomercials)
-RulerofFire