I thought it was hilarious, I could definitely see this as an episode.
Favorite parts: All of it really but here are a few key ones. Your original song, Perry's irritation as well as Monogram and Carl, the pokes at the cliches and Doof doing through the stages of grief. So yeah, all of it.

This story is somehow missing Stacy, who knows

Man this was a really funny and great read. It felt like something that Dan and Swamy would've actually wrote, completely within their writing style and the comedy very on point with a Phineas and Ferb episode. Good job!

I found it
The first fanfiction I ever read
I was only a small child of 12 years old
This marks the beginning of my descent into hell

That was so much fun! Doof scenes were the best, lol!

~Becky

funny

You'd think Major Monogram would be a bit smarter then that. Like more secretive maybe? Like not possibly reveal the OWCA HQ by pressing random buttons? Jeez. Besides Perry needs a day off sometimes, poor guy doesn't even get weekends off.

I agree with everyone else this is a true Phineas and Ferb episode.

D'aaww! The ending was adorable! I enjoyed this. Thank you for the story. :)

Lol

This was so cute! Well done.

So good! I love this episode idea. The jingles were perfect. Thanks for posting. Hopefully Marsh listens...

This definitely would qualify as an episode. ...Too bad it'll probably never happen. :\ Four years later and all that.

That A/N... :o Hopefully he'll get it, this is fab.

I want to see this on TV!