Hello Person who is bored enough to be reading this,

My name is Amy and I'm from NSW, Australia.

I love reading, writing, movies, finding quotes on the internet and watching old TV shows. My favorite authors are J.K Rowling, Matthew Reily, Dan Brown, Diane Wayne Jones, Terry Prachett and Nora Roberts.

I am currently extremely obsessed with Doctor Who and desperately need to get a life outside of work, uni, and reading fanfiction.

I just don't know where to get one.

I can also usually be found on Live Journal. Hope to see you around.

Anyway, happy reading.

Quotes:

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." -- Norm Papernick

"l was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people in to believing l had" Someone other then me

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T."

Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy. -- Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin Don:

Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative. W. C.: It's almost impossible. - - W. C. Fields, from "The Further Adventures of Larson E. Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"

“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.” Jack Handey

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything." Ivana Trump.

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."- Harry Potter, Prisoner of Azkaban

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and that I coulod say, "I used everything you gave me." -Erma Louise Bombeck

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.-- Ernest Hemingway, (1899-1961), U.S. novelist

Why be disagreeable, when with a little effort you can be impossible?--Douglas Woodruff

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.-- Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip

"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought." John Kenneth Galbraith

"A friend is someone who, out of love or loyalty, chooses to understand behavior in another human being that is incomprehensible, indefensible and maddening." Herman Raucher, There Should Have Been Castles

"When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this will help things turn out for the best." Monty Python, "Life of Brian"

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." Jane Austen

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained." Mark Twain

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." -Doug Larson

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.--English proverb

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.--A. A. Milne (1882--1956), British author

People are basically honest. And they're even more honest when you watch them. Alan C. "Ace" Greenberg

All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others. Cyril Connolly (1903-74), British critic. Enemies of Promise, ch. 16 (1938).

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible -- and achieve it, generation after generation. --Pearl S. Buck

Don't tell me it's impossible until after I've already done it! --Tina Joy Pitt

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered. G. K. Chesterton

Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental. Sleepless in Seattle

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Jean Kerr

The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind. Failure makes people cruel and bitter. W. Somerset Maugham

The most horrifying phrase in the American language is: "I am from the Government and I am going to Help You.

"I think like a human being! Men don't think any differently than women do. They just make more noise about being able to." -Alanna

"A SHRUBBERY!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail