Mr. Villiers
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Greetings, potential readers! I'm Mr. Villiers, but you can call me whatever comes to mind. I'm a male American, but the rest is up to your imagination. I have a deep love for reading and writing, I'm addicted to fan fiction—Harry Potter in particular—and I'm also a self-published author on Amazon.

I have a few favorite fandoms, but if I had to choose one, Harry Potter beats all the others hands down and blindfolded. For me, everything that I am stems from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, as my mother read it to me when I was a child, and that book opened my mind to all kinds of imaginings and created a deep-seated love of magic, fantasy and, especially, Harry Potter. Now, when it comes to favorite characters... That's a bit trickier. I guess it really depends on the day of the week. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, and Luna are all contenders for varying reasons, and I really can't say who wins the Most Awesomest Character award. And while I am rather flexible and open-minded when it comes to pairings and shipping, I only have one Harry Potter-related OTP, and it is most definitely Harmony. That's not to say that I believe Harry and Hermione couldn't each achieve a fulfilling relationship with other people; the two of them just make the most sense to me in particular. These and other characters' relationships may drastically vary between stories.

Now, done to business. When it comes to my style of writing, I usually tend to stick to a third-person, past-tense narrative, though I'm not adverse to first person—funnily enough, my original work on Amazon is written first person!—though I don't have any plans to write any fan fiction stories in that format. My stories usually stick to a single character's perspective, though I do occasionally like to switch characters, but only if it suits the story. And when it comes to fan fiction, I strive to stay true to the original characters as much as possible unless certain changes in personality and behavior are appropriate within the context of the story. Also, I visit the Harry Potter wiki frequently for canon facts and info, so if there are any "incorrect" details, it's almost certain that I wrote it so intentionally for the purpose of the story. And lastly, I don't publish any stories until they are completed either in whole or in part, as in Part One, Part Two, etc. Therefore, when it comes to the longer epics, it may take me quite a while to publish them, especially as I have my own original work that needs my attention first and foremost.


I have a good many ideas rattling around inside my head and in my hard drive's folders. While I doubt I'll ever put all of them to virtual paper, what follows are a few works I'm most excited about. Please keep in mind that my original work takes priority, and since I prefer to begin publishing a story when it's finished, it could be some time before they appear on this site.

A short romance that involves a quick marriage of convenience for Harry in order to inherit Sirius's estate.

An AU where Harry acquires the ability to jump between his world and a parallel one so that he can find the ingredients for a time-travel ritual that will help him save his own world from Voldemort's wrath.

A post-Deathly Hallows AU where Harry fakes his death during the Battle of Hogwarts, crafts a new identity and returns for his seventh and final year.

An AU that follows one of J.K. Rowling's early drafts of the first book, in which the Potters live on an island and Mr. Granger rescues baby Harry.

An AU in which Harry discovers a magical book that seems to accurately foretell the events of his first year at Hogwarts.

A medieval AU

A novella-length story detailing a realistic portrayal of Harry and Hermione surviving in the wild during the Horcrux hunt.

Numerous one-shots


Despite its practical uselessness, the disclaimer:

I do not claim to own the intellectual property rights, including the characters and plot, of Harry Potter and its related works, such as but not limited to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery. The stories and scenes published by me on this site do not infringe upon the intellectual property rights of those that do legally own such rights.

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Backwards by Sensational Sista reviews
College/AU. There's an unusual perspective in rowing: To move forward, you have to move backwards. As Anna joins Arendelle University's rowing team and forges an unlikely friendship with the elusive blonde Senior, she realizes her own perspective of life and love is about to be turned around. Elsanna (Rating upped for occasional Adult Themes)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 377,564 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Riders of B E R K by harrypanther reviews
Final Year student Astrid Hofferson finds a young man in an alley, seriously ill, on the run and scared. Helping him, she finds herself suddenly part of a mysterious organisation where humans and mythical dragons are working together. But others want the valuable beasts for their own... Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 329,614 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Alvin the Treacherous, Dagur
Consort of the Sun by funkytoes reviews
Berk is lost. Conquered by the barbaric and cruel Yorvani. In an attempt to save his people and their traditions, Prince Hiccup agrees to become consort of War Chief Astrid, Divine Leader of the Yorvani. Will he survive in a new culture? Or will he somehow find love and a new home? [AU. Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,259 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret
The Sting of Summer's Winter by GhostofWintersPast reviews
Power. Grace. Duty. Success. As heir to a powerful multinational conglomerate, Elsa was groomed to embody all of these qualities and more. But a lifetime spent in the pursuit of perfection couldn't prepare her for the love she would have to conceal from the one person whom she has sought to protect from all those who would threaten her happiness... Anna. Her sister.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,289 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17236 - Favs: 29,793 - Follows: 16,452 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The All New Adventures Of Hermione Granger In…The Chance Of A Lifetime by Hippothestrowl reviews
After bitter losses but more than a century of magical study and growth, the smartest witch is reborn to defang the wicked, save Harry, friends, and perhaps the world. Childhood plus Hogwarts years with villains but no Voldemort, so 8 all-new books. Action! Adventure! Angst! Puzzles! Problems! Payback! Fantasy! Friendship! Fluff! Harry/Hermione. Plus Neville. Ron. Ginny. Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 492,661 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Where the Heart Is by Xelan reviews
One summer, Harry visits Hermione's house and meets with her parents. Been done to death, in fact, I've written it a few times myself. Let's change it up a little, shall we? Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 5/27/2015
Thank Freyja by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
Now back in her own time, Astrid Hofferson uses the experiences she had during her trip through time to guide her. While her love for Hiccup continues to grow, no longer suppressed as it had been, Astrid fears that this time, things will be different. Does Hiccup feel the same for her this time? And will she catch up to the future she experienced? RTTE. Sequel to Thor Help Her.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,935 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 4,867 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 14,728 - Follows: 13,876 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 5,929 - Follows: 5,511 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Exclusive! by Kurrent reviews
How would Elsa and Anna handle being interviewed for television? One-shot mAU Elsanna story based on an idea that wouldn't leave me alone. Standalone story that is NOT connected to "Feel, Don't Conceal." This tale exists in its own little universe.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Anna, Elsa]
A Snowflake in Spring by RetiredCel reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6724 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 6,861 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Lady Black, Lord Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,409 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,323 - Follows: 13,428 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Feel, Don't Conceal by Kurrent reviews
In the aftermath of Arendelle's Eternal Winter, Elsa and Anna still have much to come to terms with, particularly their feelings for each other. Will they be forced to once again choose the kingdom over each other or forge a more risky path to the future? Elsanna. Rated M for reasons fairly obvious by the fourth chapter. Cover art is by the amazing Trixdraws from DeviantArt!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 280,107 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3745 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Roses and Lilies by P-Artsypants reviews
"Astrid, you and I both know you're much tougher than I am. You're more brave, and a better fighter…but just for a little while...could we pretend that I'm the one protecting you?" "Oh gods yes!"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,765 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5715 - Favs: 17,786 - Follows: 20,660 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Healing Hermione by LeQuin reviews
After Hermione is cursed the only way to cure her is with a risky ritual that ends up having some unexpected consequences. Now Harry and Hermione have to learn to deal with those consequences while they try to find her attacker before he can strike again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,343 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 446 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6072 - Favs: 16,456 - Follows: 13,135 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Mischief Maker's Mistletoe by LeQuin reviews
Harry and Hermione are caught in a prank by the twins at Christmas that has them looking at their relationship in a whole new way. Just a little Christmas present for all of you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 6,315 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Most Important Lie by ShayaLonnie reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Ron confronts Harry about a lie he told in the Forest of Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Polyjuice Cocktail by LeQuin reviews
One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 286 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
The Words You Say by Potato19 reviews
One shot set in a time of 'calm' at Hogwarts. Harry Potter has been reading the dictionary and his best friend, Hermione Granger, is determined to figure out the reason why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Revealing Perspectives by LeQuin reviews
Ron has a plan. Harry has a secret. Hermione finds a mission. How will their collision at the Burrow over the summer affect the way the trio see each other? Will they learn that not everyone thinks the way you expect them to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
An Elsanna Fairy Tale by Kurrent reviews
This is a different approach for me, telling a story within another story. It is most definitely an Elsanna story, though, as their love is a major theme through both levels of this story. It's a bit different, but try to stick with it and let me know what you think! This will be three chapters. Elsa/Anna, OC/OC.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Moonlit Shadows by funkytoes reviews
Astrid has a complicated history with vampires. A Hunter, she's trained from a young age to kill them. The chance to take down Hiccup Haddock, a vampire heir? She doesn't hesitate. But when faced with the task, she finds him to be entirely different from what she expected, and decides to protect him from the people who trained her to kill him. [Vampire AU Hiccstrid Modern]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,869 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Quest by funkytoes reviews
Four travelers are on a quest to the formidable North. Each for their own reasons. Will they complete their quest? Will they manage to find what they are looking for? Or will they find something else along their journey? [Fantasy AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,491 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret - Complete
The Intricacies of Magical Etiquette by MayorHaggar reviews
When Harry needs Daphne to tutor him so he won't make a fool of himself in the Wizengamot, she suggests a very unique method of compensation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 288 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11570 - Favs: 17,465 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 610 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Waking Up by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
A very confused 19 year old Astrid wakes up in the arms of her boyfriend, feeling the signs of a night of very passionate love-making in her sore body. A rush of memories floods her and she remembers being there with him at the age of 16! Overwhelmed by her love for him, Astrid decides to show Hiccup how much she cares... in a very sexy way. Sequel/Companion to Thor Help Her.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Thor Help Her by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
By the will of the gods, 16 year old Astrid gets trapped in her 19 year old body. Shocked by the changes around her, especially in Hiccup, Astrid must learn to accept the feelings she denies, or suffer "consequences". This taller, bolder Hiccup captivates her like she never thought he could, making it impossible to resist his advances... but does she even want to resist him? RTTE
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,755 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game of his Life! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Harry's first school years seem drawn into a virtual game. Free of the burden of real consequences, he replays life how it should have been - fun! But what if it's real? Lighthearted humour with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
White Oaks by funkytoes reviews
The turn of the century, Astrid moves into an old estate dating back to the Revolutionary War. At first she's uninterested in the rumors the estate is haunted by the family who built it, but when she starts experiencing things, whispers in the shadows, glimpses in mirrors, she starts to question the invalidity of these claims. [AU, ghosts and Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,293 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret - Complete
Finally 17! by 9876grpc reviews
Rose is FINALLY turning 17 and she can't wait to seduce that older wizard she's had her eye on for years...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,671 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Rose W., Harry P.] - Complete
Prank of Pranks by Hippothestrowl reviews
A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Picture Perfect by funkytoes reviews
Astrid hates her family meddling in her private life—so she picked a random guy in those placement photos in store bought picture frames, and pretended he was her boyfriend. Fast forward five years and while home for the holidays, she and her family run into said guy—and she has to convince him to play along with her years long lie. [Hiccstrid. Holidays. Modern. Fake Boyfriend AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Heather - Complete
Home for the Holidays by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Modern AU. Hiccstrid. After time abroad, Hiccup returns to Berk for the holidays and realizes that home is where your heart is.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Infernal Responsibility by P-Artsypants reviews
Being the son of the chief takes brains, courage, and a lot of patience. But at his father's the request for marriage, Hiccup decides he has had enough. When he seeks out a life of ease, he runs into more than what he bargained for.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,395 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 50 - Words: 226,224 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas - Complete
Estrangerous Liaisons by Jessica-X reviews
[EF] It's been at least eight years since the last family Christmas, which ended in a screaming match and squealing tires as someone drove away from their parents' house forever. Both Elsa and Anna threw themselves into their careers, hoping to completely forget all that nastiness. Then they come face to face again... as each other's blind date. (Modern AU; Icest warning)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Café Liégeois by 4mation-is-1derful reviews
So a blind woman walks into a coffee shop… (Elsanna)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,343 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6480 - Favs: 12,567 - Follows: 8,859 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Six Ways To Sunday by garlic reviews
Elsanna AU week. Seven alternate universes where Anna and Elsa find their way to each other. And chocolate. Mostly humor and fluff.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
What The Water Gave Me by P-Artsypants reviews
The sea is a wild and dangerous thing, something that cannot be foretold or predicted. Hiccup discovered this many years ago, in human naiveté. Yet, what was meant as a sacrifice became a new life, one like no one could comprehend. He now finds himself once more in the unknowing hands of those that sentenced him to death. He only prays things will be different this time. Merman!AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,039 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Stoick - Complete
A Real Keeper by Xelan reviews
First story to graduate from The Warren. Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35541 - Favs: 26,498 - Follows: 19,529 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snap by Foxy'sGirl reviews
He was just supposed to fix her back, and she doubted that at first. She definitely didn't expect to get dragged into the ethics of a girlish crush. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,705 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Storms Inside by GlitterAndSnow reviews
A series of unfortunate events made Elsa fall through a portal and end up in Storybrooke. Now she will need Regina's help to go back to Arendelle and Anna. But who will give the greater help, Regina to Elsa's safe return home, or Elsa to that something she definitely sees between Madame Mayor and Storybrooke's Sheriff, Emma Swan? - Much fluff and Swan Queen / Elsanna on the way.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,885 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Remus Lupin and the Restaurant that Attracts Annoying Customers by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Remus L.
The Legend of Elsa by Rinjin reviews
Medieval AU, inspired partly by the Legend of Zelda. Anna is raised by trolls, completely ignorant of the human world. By chance, she meets a young icer named Kristoff, and comes to learn about human society, where she develops an ambition for becoming a knight. Eventual Elsanna (extremely slow burn). Rated M for some violence and adult themes.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 328,488 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Interludes and Vignettes by Cloud Zen reviews
A Collection of Drabble and One-shot ideas jointly explored and composed by Cloud Zen and Pax Humana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione Granger And The Quest For Merlin's Blessing by Hippothestrowl reviews
Explores the close, loving friendship between Hermione and Harry mainly from Hermione's viewpoint. Is it enough to form a devoted life-partnership even if they're not romantically in love? Might their love be just as true? And if so, what could bring them together? The story is fluffy, sometimes sensual, but never smutty or crude, and, of course, has the touch of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,846 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Smell of Apples by Holz9364 reviews
Hermione accidentally lets slip what she smells when she smells amortentia in Potions class in 6th year. Draco Malfoy is incredibly amused and proceeds to make her as uncomfortable as possible. All the while Ron is very confused, and Harry is entirely oblivious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6438 - Favs: 12,496 - Follows: 8,425 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 8,086 - Follows: 4,886 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Tough Choices by theBringerofWar reviews
Modern AU. Elsanna. Elsa lands a job as a high school science teacher fresh out of college and signs up to coach the girl's tennis team. She expects everything to go smoothly until her first day, when she meets Anna- the self-proclaimed captain of her tennis team.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,035 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 8,906 - Follows: 2,489 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shore by ATHPluver reviews
Anna, a lonely girl who has spent her life traveling, finds herself in Arendelle Cove. She uncovers a private, unused beach where meets a mysterious creature, who goes by the name of Elsa. An unlikely friendship is sparked and Anna finds herself falling for Elsa, in spite of so many obvious differences. Elsanna, no incest. No flames, please! RT: Mild swearing and teenage hormones.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,327 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Boy in the Forest by muggledad reviews
Both incomplete, both needing the other; they find each other when needed most. Fate? Destiny? Luck? What brings them together is beyond definition aside from 'Life'. The beginning of a soul bond story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 284 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
For the First Time by ManeStella reviews
Set a few weeks after the events of Frozen. Anna and Elsa are beginning to reconnect after years of isolation from both the world and each other, but now older and supposedly wiser the girls begin to uncover feelings they perhaps should have let be. Elsa/Anna. Rated M for later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,919 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 367 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by ManeStella reviews
Elsa/Anna modern day AU. It's the eve of the first Christmas shared between the sisters in years and they spend the night having a little unsisterly fun. Just a little elsanna holiday smut.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Frozen Fractals by FrozenFractals reviews
"…Elsa," like a snowflake, the younger girl's plea drifted on a gust of icy wind, carrying just far enough for the blonde to hear the note of despair. "Please, don't let him do this!" - Leading her kingdom out of the harsh winter she created, Elsa finds warmth in her younger sister, Anna. (Incest, and very dark themes in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Just You And Me by FrozenFractals reviews
"Every evening after dinner, she'd pretend to give Elsa time to indulge in her usual habit of curling up with a book, whilst Anna herself went for a 'short walk' in the gardens" - cute one-shot about our favourite sisters.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Something Crazy by FrozenFractals reviews
"Anna…" she whined. "I'm exhausted. And you're insatiable. Please let me sleep."
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Empty Halls by FrozenFractals reviews
The queen had been even bolder within the confines of the castle, pushing her sister into dark corners and closets, hands under her skirt, nails dragging up her thigh, lips on her neck, whispering deliciously dirty things in her ear...
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Peace of Death by SymphonySamurai reviews
Post-DH. Due to a mistake by the Ministry Harry is arrested and sentenced to death. With the help of some unexpected allies, he escapes Azkaban, only to find that the peace he craves is farther away than he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 4491 - Favs: 13,455 - Follows: 5,748 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Calming The Storm by ForsakenOathKeeper reviews
Hiccup and Astrid take shelter during a dangerous storm and make love for the first time. Astrid x Hiccup. Lemon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,521 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 379 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
His Last Will & Testament by Holz9364 reviews
When Harry Potter suddenly dies in an accident at work his family and friends are left broken, but secrets he kept hidden for over 20 years are discovered at the reading of his will...Pretty much canon, but with H/HR. Warning: Character death. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Verba Cantare by blueboxbelle reviews
Snape finds himself on the wrong end of a jinx that causes him to randomly burst into song. Winner of the Tumblr Prompts Contest by hpfanfictionprompts (Prompt 214).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Density by Xelan reviews
I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Bit of Teenage Rebellion by Romantic Silence reviews
When everyone thinks you're a hero, sometimes you forget that you're only human. As Harry struggles with coming to terms with his destiny and the death of Sirius, Hermione visits for a night of fun. With no Dursleys around, Harry and Hermione decides it's time for a bit of teenage rebellion. However, before they know it, secrets unravel, and confessions are made. H/Hr. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: Revelations in the Potions Classroom by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry begins to see Hermione in a different light as a result of their first Potions lesson and the comments she makes prior to the quidditch tryouts. But things never go smoothly for Harry Potter. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 217 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Favourite Gift by TycheSong reviews
Every year, Harry and Ron compete to see who can give Hermione the best Christmas present. One of them knows what she wants more than anything else... One Shot Christmas Fluff written for StrongHermione for the Secret Santa Gift Exchange at The Maple Bookshelf. Winner of Best HP/HG Romance in the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Spring/Summer 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Homemaking Dilemma by Romantic Silence reviews
After the war, Harry Potter was expected to achieve even grander things. Against everyone's expectations, Harry decided to become a househusband.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mistletoe Plot by Xelan reviews
The twins make some great pranking supplies, but what happens when their new magic mistletoe is abused. Someone catches Hermione unaware leaving Harry all alone and unprotected. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Third Times the Charm by Xelan reviews
How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Colin's Charming Captures by Romantic Silence reviews
Colin has developed a way to make magical photographs show a person's truest feelings in that captured moment. What if he took photographs of Harry and Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Interloper by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry tells Ron his true feelings for Hermione after the locket is destroyed. His confession has Ron question his own emotions and the relationship he has to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 486 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why She Sleeps by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry contemplates over Hermione's sleeping habits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 4,623 - Follows: 1,744 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter's Angel by SymphonySamurai reviews
A sacrifice made during the final battle changes the course of the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Have Gone That Way by Romantic Silence reviews
Instead of letting Hermione go soon after they finished dancing, Harry confronts her about their relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger Has Chosen! by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry Potter or Ron Weasley? Which one would Hermione choose? Apparently, the other Gryffindors think they know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Thanks to Ron by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Ron's aversion to...something...allows Harry to step in and take advantage. This is another one-shot that might turn into a multi-chapter story down the road. I urge those of you that haven't read any of my other stories to READ THE WARNING before you continue. You might be sorry otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If I die, I'll never have by 9876grpc reviews
After Harry and Hermione vent over Ron leaving, they talk about the things they'll never have done if they were to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Luna's Triwizard Tournament Commentary by Hippothestrowl reviews
Prepare yourselves for the most exciting spectator event ever - then read this authentic Quibbler commentary transcription instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
A Great Wizard Deserves the Brightest Witch by Romantic Silence reviews
For all of her faults and strengths, Hermione was the only person he could ever unconditionally trust. It had taken all of four words for him to realize that nothing could ever be the same again between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out There, In Here by Romantic Silence reviews
Sometimes the person you're meant to be with is a lot closer than you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger Than Fanfiction by Brian64 reviews
With Dumbledore ignoring him, Snape and Umbridge tormenting him, and unwanted visions from Voldemort as well; Harry turns to the Room of Requirement for help and finds something very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
One Step in the Right Direction by Romantic Silence reviews
It takes only one decision to completely alter the course of a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 309 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Needed by Romantic Silence reviews
What if it had been Hermione that spotted the silver doe instead of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Head Boy And Girl by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a little one-shot looking at Harry and Hermione as Head Boy and Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gossip by Romantic Silence reviews
What else can you do when you're stuck in a castle for ten months out of the year and you have people like Harry and Hermione to talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Drifting by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione didn't know when it happened, but they haven't felt close in years. Now alone together, abandoned by their friend, the two of them talk once more. As Harry and Hermione begin to mend, they confront what was always there between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 304 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You're Not Ugly by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry had never thought of Hermione as anything else but beautiful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Determining by Probability by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Ron settles who gets to date Hermione by playing a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aromatic by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione has been disappearing lately. They would later return together, albeit with an odd, pleasant scent around them. It's up to Ron to figure out what exactly they're up to! With the help of other Gryffindors, Ron will unravel the mystery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
By the Fireside by Romantic Silence reviews
As Harry contemplates his behavior with Hermione over the Firebolt issue, he finds her asleep in the common room. He realizes then how much he misses her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tears of Red and Gold by Xelan reviews
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible events occurred? Find out who really benefited and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 442 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiosity Doesn't Kill the Kneazle by Romantic Silence reviews
"Have you ever thought about sex Hermione?" Harry suddenly inquired.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity by Romantic Silence reviews
With how close Harry and Hermione were to one another, it was only natural that it would shift to something more. It was just that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 340 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rhythmic Harmony by Romantic Silence reviews
Vignettes showcasing the life of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger after Hogwarts and the Second Wizarding War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 676 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 10,946 - Follows: 5,344 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
A Broken Swing by Romantic Silence reviews
No words are needed between Harry and Hermione, just each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Last Lesson by Romantic Silence reviews
As Snape lays dying in the Shrieking Shack, he parts one final words of wisdom to the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zenith by Romantic Silence reviews
As a fan walks out of the cinema, he realizes that it is all over. His dream of Harry and Hermione getting together is still nothing more than a dream. But an unexpected run-in with a stranger gives him hope that, maybe, he had been too quick to give up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Granger by MattD12027 reviews
The true story of Hermione's time at Hogwarts, in her own words. Now between First and Second Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,377 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 274 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Good News by Xelan reviews
A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 229 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 520 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Insidious Plot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's recalled from an undercover assignment, everyone in the Ministry has lost their minds, and where the hell is Harry? And why is everyone she knows busy? Full summary inside. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
First Footing A Tale of Hogmanay by apAidan reviews
The clock strikes twelve, the bells chime out, and there's a knock at the door. Who could possibly be calling at Grimmauld Place at midnight on New Year's Eve, and why won't Kreacher answer the door? H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4380 - Favs: 11,547 - Follows: 4,622 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 908 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Belong With Me by muggledad reviews
It's amazing when one's eyes open to Truth. Amazing, glorious and terrifying. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 523 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Once More With Parents! a Valentines Day Special by ladylaughalot reviews
In the Alternate Universe created in "Harry Potter and the Balm of Time" there existed a Harry who had a father to ask for advice when he was told he needed a date for the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 263 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are My Woman by Shadrac reviews
Harry can't sleep and thinks about his wife while trying to figure out the cause of his insomnia
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 309 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Did It by muggledad reviews
Alone in the attic of Black Manor during the Christmas Holidays of his Fifth Year, Harry contemplates his life. Harry/Hermione. One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unforgivable Curse by MissAnnThropic reviews
He was one of the kindest people she'd ever known, certainly the bravest, but to look at him now she wouldn't imagine a hidden hero. He was just an unloved boy, a reputation more than a person to most, and tired and lonely of being a scar and a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 190 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 518 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Before You Say 'I Do' by Shadrac reviews
Hermione picks the absolute worst time to tell Harry how she feels about him. Naturally, chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Betrayal by Shadrac reviews
A sudden flash of memory and an overheard conversation starts Harry on journey to rediscover something he lost in sixth year. What he finds could change, not only his life, but those of every one close to him as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just a Dream? by chem prof reviews
Takes place during Book 7. A series of dreams following the encounter with Nagini on Christmas Eve has Harry rethinking the way he sees and acts toward Hermione. Things change as a result. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Seventeen by Shadrac reviews
Hermione wants a boyfriend but not just any boyfriend. She's in love with her best friend but he doesn't seem to notice her. Afraid that she's not pretty enough to get any boy to love her, she hatches a crazy scheme to get his attention. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Defining Harry by ladylaughalot reviews
Hermione is studying psychology and is asked to write an essay about the person she most admires. The result is somewhat unexpected. The essay now added as chpt 2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,941 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 269 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 334 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Choices by chem prof reviews
The war’s over! Voldemort has been defeated! But now back at Hogwarts for his final year, Harry finds things aren’t quite what he’d hoped, as his best friends have found other attachments, leaving him by himself. Mostly AU after Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,483 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Pair by GreenEvans reviews
Harry and Hermione are returning from a day trip when they have car trouble and are stranded in the pouring rain near a small cabin in the woods. Due to a series of unfortunate mishaps, they are without magic and soaked to the bone with nothing but the clothes on their backs. Can they survive without their wands in the secluded cabin with only one pair of pajamas? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 217 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wizard Gone Wild by canoncansodoff reviews
Just another shameless plot device to make Harry and Hermione realize each other's feelings with the help of some bared skin...Yenta Tonks schemes when she's asked to provide the entertainment for the bachelorette party that Hermione is in charge of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,407 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Harmonian Way of Life by Seel'vor reviews
Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 283 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wheels on the Bus by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. An eight hour bus ride together when they can’t stand each other. Wonderful. SoraKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Because of Hermione Granger by Seel'vor reviews
PostOotP. Harry confesses his love to Hermione... only to be shot down. His return to Privet Drive and his depression spells the end of the World. H/Hr. Fairly Dark theme. Was a one-shot, now has a second, happy chappie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 534 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch by Lord Cynic reviews
Boring title, boring story. Deliberately vague details. Harry scanned the skies for a sign of the annoying Snitch. With a little help from a reliable source, it could be closer than he thinks... yeah, that's a messed up summary. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 456 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Couch by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry's sleeping on the couch for making Hermione mad, but nothing's that simple with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Books and Cleverness by Almost Anonymous reviews
What if J. K. Rowling's depiction of the Harry Potter world wasn't quite accurate?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 542 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Boring Day? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry spends a boring day with Hermione, but then the day turns out not to be so boring after all. Silly, pointless and fluffy. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter the Poet by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Much Information by Almost Anonymous reviews
With Hermione and Harry dating, Ron feels a bit left out and wants to spend more time with his best friends, but ends up being weirded out. Rating for language, just to be safe. Warning: contains silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 419 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 246 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Questions by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sirius B., George W. - Complete
Voldemort's New Contraption by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Harry sends Voldie a new contraption for his birthday, and it goes off in during a Death Eater meetings. Warning: Voldemort Eye Twitching and Voldemort Annoying insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 761 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Addicted by Almost Anonymous reviews
Fluffy and silly oneshot. PostOotP, HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 555 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Feelings of affection by Lord Cynic reviews
Oneshot HarryHermione. Edited for good reason. HBP doesn't exist. Excerpt: Oh Merlin, if Voldemort wasn’t out trying to kill him, whatever it was about Hermione that was affecting him so badly would do him in instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bet you can't by ladylaughalot reviews
One shot HHr. Spending the night together in a haunted house and snitch patterned boxer shorts. It's fluffy and sweet and funny and never gonna be cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soul Searching by chem prof reviews
Begins right after HBP and goes through summer. Besides searching for Horcruxes, focus is on the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They are the main characters, but it's not necessarily a romantic relationship. Some HG romance in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,036 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 7,686 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The Riddle of Jim Lillian by bobsaqqara reviews
As the New Headmistress, McGonagall recalls the events of the tragic Final Battle she stumbles across a mystery that will involve Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Kingsley, and make her question whom she can trust. AU pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 376 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Resuscitation of Agapé by Jessica-X reviews
As his 6th year at Hogwarts nears, Harry receives a pair of mysterious, conflicting owls. Evidently, Hermione is dying to tell him something, but whatever he was expecting is FAR from the disturbing truth... T:LVS, gender-bending :COMPLETE:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 311 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Old Fraud by bobsaqqara reviews
What if Sybil Trelawney had lied to Dumbledore and made up the Prophesy just so she could get a cushy job at Hogwarts? And how would this affect Harry and Voldemort during the final confrontation. Rated PG13 for harsh language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
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Secret Santa reviews
It's Christmas at the Ministry of Magic, and like every year, Harry is Hermione's Secret Santa. This year, however, Harry's afraid he might've taken things a step too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione's Hugs reviews
It's amazing what a little display of friendly affection can do after a decade of neglect. When Harry experiences his first hug in living memory, he naturally wants another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete