![]() Author has written 10 stories for Five Nights at Freddy´s, Gravity Falls, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Hi. My name is Derpy Seahorse Genes! I am a seahorse who spreads its derpy genes to whoever touches me. So don't touch me. You can call me Derpy Seahorse Genes. But Derpy or Gene is acceptable too. That's all I really have to say. I suck at writing profile reviews. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, AkariWarriorofSoul, LaurenJr,CareBear0309, The Whisperer of Death Phoenixthefirebird, LorreVarguhl, Autobotlover465, ChaseIsMyRescueBot, AVFireBlade9472, Cocoa the Wolf, Derpy Seahorse Genes 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP"!! 91% of girls would be dead if 1D decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% that would be cracking up! Repeat Written by: Derpy Seahorse Genes Why do I care, why do I try To tell the truth from a single lie? They always hurt me with what they say And push me around to get their way Why whenever I cry A wet, clear substance drops from my eye? But this time it's red It stains my sheets when I'm in bed Punch me, bruise me, tie me up I'll never drink from your devil cup The clock then ticks and begins to chime Have you decided to change this time? But no, you didn't, you watched me fall And didn't help when I called at all So now I drown with my sorrow in this well Please, save me, from my personal hell I open my eyes and look at you Why didn't you say you were falling too? Then I smile, and laugh at your idiotic grin Maybe we don't have to do this again Once the Worst Written by: Derpy Seahorse Gene's I can forgive But never forget Repent my wrongdoings And forever be deep in sin Have good intentions Yet have bad influences Save others from death Then kill myself from life The bad things from the past Make me who I am today I may not like it but even so I wouldn't want it any other way Because the past is in the past And the future is looking bright Yet I'm forever stuck in the present So I have to make the most of it You never know when it'll go downhill Or when it'll go back up But you have to remember nothing ever last And everything always ends Don't worry, the worst will go away And the best will come someday So keep fighting for the gold, The glory, and the fame Because the best of us out there Were once the worst right here f you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile What FNAF has taught us: Violence is the least of your troubles Animatronics can move by themselves Everybody loves pirates Cupcakes are evil Never trust someone with a knife Purple is the worst of all colors You can turn the smallest of things into the biggest mysteries Don't mess with bears Don't waste electricity Anything carrying a balloon is not to be trusted Don't get a job as a night guard. Ever. Make 'winding a music box frequently' part of your everyday routine Happy endings are completely unrealistic You can't always save them Punching codes into walls allows you to play 8-bit video games Never buy plush toys Always follow the dress code Puppets can think Chuck E. Cheese's is a place you should avoid Foxes love attention Most of the time, you're wrong about things Paper plates can be stolen Just because something is labeled 'kid-friendly', it doesn't mean that it's safe Horror attractions have the worst vent systems Don't tamper or mess with anything that's already messed up 'The Joy of Creation' is not as good as it sounds Never follow purple bears Never ignore even the smallest of clues Doors are taken for granted By ?~
Though some Creepypastas may be scary, They're like us in a big way. Add this to your Profile if... You would become a proxy You wouldn't run away from Slenderman You'd give Red a warm hug with no regret If you would tell Jeff he's beautiful If you would cheer up Sally when she's crying If you love Cheesecake! If you would play video games with Ben If you love Toby's Tics and Twitches If you would be Jane's friend If you would Dance with EJ, Laugh with LJ, or Smile with Smile Dog Re-post if Creepypasta saved your life with their sheer awesomeness! Because even though people think they're Insane freaks, we KNOW that they're more than that. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. BOLD the ones you are. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I like FANTASY, so I MUST have no grasp on reality I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS , so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be jealous of all other kids. Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house. Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!” Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick. Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog. Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you. Friends ask you to write down your number for them. Best friends have you on speed dial. Friends have to be told not to tell anyone. Best friends already know not to tell. Friends will help you when you’re lost. Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass. Friends will go with you to a concert. Best friends will help you kidnap the band. Friends will hide you from the cops. Best friends are probably the reason they are after you. Friends will bail you out of prison. Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!" Friends will find you your Prince Charming. Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you. Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…” Friends will help you learn how to drive. Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance. Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it. Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours. Friends will leave when they feel insulted. Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong. Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying. Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry. Friends will offer you a soda. Best friends will dump theirs on you. Friends will console you when your house catches on fire. Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen. Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?” Best friends will load up their shotgun before you can tell them what's wrong. Friends tell you that you look nice. Best friends will tell you that your outfit looks like puke and help you find a new one ten minutes before school starts. Friends say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. Best friends help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring. Friends roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). Best friends start rambling with you. Friends smile amusedly when you get obsessed with something. Best friends get obsessed with you. Friends say "See you later!" Best friends say "I LUUUUUUUUUHHHHHVVVV you!!! DON'T LEEEEEAVVVE!" and tackle/hugs you. Friends forgive you. Best friends hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band. Friends tell jokes with you. Best friends have countless inside jokes with you. Friends will help you move. Best friends will help you move the bodies. Friends meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you." Best friends meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you. Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. Best friends are jumping right after you. Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover. Best friends are your weekend boarders. Friends are shy around your boyfriend. Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck. Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!” Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you. Friends will be crying at your funeral. Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you. Friends will ignore this. Best friends will repost this crap! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll be black. The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU HATE RACISM!!! Updates for the following stories will be scarce and/or halted until further notice: How to be a Babysitter Fractured Reality Even The Sky Scream Sometimes Our Mind is a Cage Seeing as life is getting in the way of this account, I have been considering discontinuing How to be a Babysitter, Fractured Reality, and Even The Sky Screams Sometimes. The only story I have not considered getting rid of is Our Mind is a Cage. Further updates about this matter will be posted as I see fit. 11/24/17 As of this date, both Fractured Reality and Even The Sky Screams Sometimes are discontinued. Apologies to all those who were waiting for future updates. How to be a Babysitter is still on the table, however. I may post one more chapter explaining where I planned to go with it if it comes to that point. 12/4/17 As of this date, How to be a Babysitter is discontinued. I'm contemplating on whether or not I'll make a reboot of it in the future, but as of now there will be no more of this story. 12/21/17 So, as you may have noticed, Fractured Reality and Even The Sky Screams Sometimes have been deleted. I don't really have a reason to do so. I just did. I saved what I wrote, however. Sorry to those who wanted to read them. How to be a Babysitter is still under consideration for a reboot, and my mind has been changing on what to do with Our Mind is a Cage. Yeah. Do what you will with that information. EDIT: I have decided that I'll rewrite the entirety of Our Mind is a Cage. Hopefully I'll have it up by today. 4/6/18 First of all, Happy New Year. Second of all... I'm stopping all current stories on this. I'm even considering stopping writing all together. It's just too much to deal with. At any rate that reboot of How to be a Babysitter and Our Mind is a Cage are put on hold. Perhaps I'll even get the motivation to do so. If not then you'll never read them. Starting this was a bad idea from the beginning. I'm saying that right now. It was a stupid decision on my part, even if I've made contact with other people because of it. And that's that. The most activity this'll get for now is me reading and liking stories on here. Feel free to look. I've got a lot packed in there. 31/10/18 Oh, wow. Been a hot minute since I've last written something, huh? Anyway, I've decided to try and make a comeback. Note that I might not. When said comeback shall happen, I have no idea. I'm hoping to get a Halloween story up today, or maybe tomorrow. Depends. It'll be a slow process of course, but I'm trying. Not exactly easy balancing school along with my own personal goals. See you in some amount of time then. |