Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.

Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?

For literal-minded Janine, discovering that she's a witch is a huge eye-opener. It's also the light that keeps her going during her darkest moments.

Suddenly promoted from grunt labor to a new project of R.A.W., the Wellfields are asked to sacrifice all they have left- their past, their identity, and their daughter- to promote a book as helpful to parenting as gasoline is to fire-fighting... a guide to ruin. Faced with slander and unthinking mobs, Calvin and his allies must fight once again for both the truth... and survival.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

(2/7) The Heir of Slytherin stalks the halls of Hogwarts, and suspicions have turned toward Harry Potter. Harry is certain that he is not the Heir. He'd remember if he were petrifying students... right? But why is Harry's best friend, Draco Malfoy, so excited to discover that he can talk to snakes? A/U, Slytherin!Harry. Sequel to HP and the Slytherin Selection.

As the dust of the summer's incidents finally begins to settle, Calvin seeks therapy by helping Susie with her charity project. However, to some, the most noble of acts somehow get interpreted as false, hypocritical, rebellious... even criminal.

Meet Tom Riddle from the Harry Botter books. He's about to kill a mudblood in a girls bathroom to make his first horcrux. This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend!

What goes around comes around. A victim of her own poor decisions, Violet is paid a visit by the one person she consistently deemed a failure. Grim, and harsh. If the idea of karmic justice offends you, don't read. Rated M for language and situations.

"Harry had only seen his uncle cry once. Just once." When the family dog goes missing, the circumstances of her homecoming make the summer one that Harry and the Dursleys will never forget. A family tragicomedy in four chapters.

Pupils of Hogwarts decide they can't stand for having a delusional liar in their midst anymore, and take to doing whatever possible to get him out. Can a grumpy potions master offer some comfort? Slightly AU

I remember reading Eclipse and being enraged with Jacob for forcing himself on Bella and then laughing about it later with Charlie. Here's what Bella should have done when the men in her life didn't understand how serious assault even 'just a kiss' is.

AU What difference does one moment make? One glance, motion, or hesitation? Turns out, quite a significant one. Different friends, a different House… and perhaps a different destiny. This story shows how everything can change at the drop of, well, a pin

While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship

After narrowly avoiding summer school in a heavy-handed boot camp, Calvin begins to research this supposed place of reform... only to find a conspiracy devoted to barbaric ideology. Dark, and ranty against abusive boot camps and abusive adults.

This is a collection of one-shots about Harry Potter, cousin to Dudley Dursley and of course a Sassy Gay Friend.

This is Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series. She is about to marry Ronald Weasley...this fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend. HP/HG. Inspired by Sassy Gay Friend and Potter Puppet Pals.

Raw, a monkey, falls in love with Tyler. Everything he thinks and does revolves around his God. Will Tyler return the favor? Rated T for language and sexual content. READ AND REVIEW!

Ryan hates the cameras sometimes. He had taken to doing the most boring things possible, so that the film crew would leave him alone" MichaelRyan.

In six thousand years, Aziraphale has never eaten an apple. AC

The biblical story of Abraham being told to sacrifice his son in the land of Moriah, but with a bit of a GO twist. T for mild language. Um. I'm bad at summaries, aren't I? Reviews are nice!

Feeling misunderstood, tenyearold Anakin tells the story of his name from his own point of view. Oneshot.

Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.

Before the apple, before the storm, before the humans were forced out of Eden, a demon and an angel discovered together that Paradise comes in many forms, even for them. /Prequel to One Moment.\\