Chapter 1: Reborn into the KHR world as... What?!
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn except for my OC, Himeko!
Warning: This story contains OCs. T for language.(Courtesy of Gokudera and Himeko)
A/N: This is my first fic so please bear with me! I know I suck.
Himeko's POV
It was a normal peaceful day for me... Wake up, eat, go to school(School sucks), come home from school, attempt to do homework, eat, bathe, read manga, watch anime, eat chocolates, eat(Yet again), watch anime again, play violent games and last but not least, sleep.
Yep, typical oktaku life. But today was special, in a way, today I get to buy a BAG FULL OF CHOCOLATES! Hey! Never underestimate the power of CHOCOLATES! I LOVE CHOCOLATES!
Okay, to you, I might be weird, but to me, I'm awesome! So suck it up bitches! I'm on my way back home with a bag of chocolates in my hands while litsening to KHR songs, KHR rocks!"Listen to the stereo~ Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!" I sang as I crossed the road with my eyes closed, yep, eyes closed.
I was so stupid to not notice a fucking big truck driving towards me until I felt the impact. Apparently the fucking driver was drunk and did not noticeme. 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!' is what my thought when I felt the impact.
'I could barely breathe now... My vision is so fucking blurry... My body can't move an inch... Fuck. I'm gonna die... I haven't even played Assassins Creed lV: Black Flag yet... Or even finish my bag of awesome chocolates... Haha... darkness going to take over me soon...' Then, darkness took over me...
I opened my eyes... Everything was so blurry... But after awhile my vision cleared and I saw a woman looking at me... and someone beside me.
'Fuck. Where am I?! I thought I was dead?! If this is heaven, then I'm screwed!' I snapped out of my thoughts when I hear the woman giggled.
"They are so adorable~ What shall I name them?"
Then I heard a man's voice.
"Hmm... The younger one shall be Kyoko..."
Then the woman said " Then the older one shall be Himeko!"
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it right there bitches! How in the chocolate's name do you know my name? And what the fuck? Why is everything so fucking big?!
"Sasagawa Kyoko and Sasagawa Himeko... I like it!" the man smiled.
Whoa there! Did you just say Sasagawa Kyoko?! As in THE Sasagawa Kyoko?! The sparkly girly girl who, by the way, is the crush of Sawada Tsunayoshi, the clumsy and cute Tuna fish?!
I was expecting some random guy to pop out of nowhere and shout 'Haha! Gottcha! Its all fake and a bunch of bull crap! Nice going for falling for it!' Which never did happen.
Damn.
"Ryohei, come in and see your little sisters" the man spoke.
"EXTREME!" a little boy came in and look at me and my 'sister'. OH MY GOSH! IS THAT THE EXTREMELY EXTREME GUY WHO TRAINS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY?! IT IS SO EXTREME! My eyes were practically sparkling.
"They are EXTREMELY adorable!" Then Ryohei pointed at me. "She looks EXTREMELY like me!" I blink my eyes.
Wut...?
Processing mode...
3...
2...
1...
Ding! Processing complete!
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! I just fucking notice I am the sister of THE Sasagawa Kyoko and THE Sasagawa Ryohei!? OH MY FUCKING CHOCOLATES! Does that fucking mean... I can touch Tuna-kun's fluffy and anti-gravity hair?! Oh my flying unicorns... This is a fucking dream come true! Haha! To all those KHR fans out there, I have a few words...
Take that bitches!
Now no one is gonna stop me from touching Tuna fish hair! *Cue evil laughs* But right now, I need to fucking calm down so that I can figure ot whats going on...
1. I died and got reborned into the world of KHR.
2. I am the sister of the Sasagawa siblings.
3. I am the twin of Sasagawa Kyoko, AKA Miss Sparkles.
4. I am a baby. A FUCKING BABY!
Damn.
I have to grow up again.
Fuck my life.
Ah well. Whatever. I don't care anymore.
As long as I get to touch Tuna's hair! But I'm so gonna train with Ryohei to train for my muscles... When I get older at least... I wanna join ma bro in the mafia in the future and no one is gonna stop me.
I'm so fucking calm in the KHR world when I'm a huge fan of KHR... Meh. Doesn't surprise me, my attitude that is.
Meeeeeh. Meeeeeeeeeh. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
Okay, sorry I'm bored. Being a baby is not fun at all. All you do is eat, sleep, stare at the walls, stare at the ceiling, stare at your parents, cry and all the usual baby stuff. Like changing diapers. That aside... I guess this is the start of my new life... In the KHR world...
Chapter End.
Omake: First words.
Himiko's POV
Today my parents are trying to get me to say my first words... Again.
They are so persistent like Ryohei! Every now and then they either carry me or 'play' to be an excuse for making me say my first word!
That's what I think at least.
I'm already fed up with my parents continuous cooing and babbling.
"Hime-chan, say Mama!" that, was my mother.
"Himeko, say Papa!" that, was my father.
"HIME! EXTREMELY SAY ONII-SAN!" Oh joy! My big brother join the game too! (Note sarcasm)
Father was holding a camera waiting to record my first words, Mother was carrying me while Onii-san is in front of me, anticipating.
"T-tu-tuna!" That was what first came to my mind.
Everyone was just shocked... to me, they were too quiet.
Then... "My Hime-chan just said her first word! She's so clever!" Mother spoke.
"I manage to catch that on camera! Now we can keep it for memories!" Father spoke.
"EXTREME! HIME-CHAN JUST SAID HER FIRST WORD!" Onii-san said.
"P-papa! Ma-mama! R-Ryo-nii!" I said as I fake giggled. And then more praises, more tears, more happiness and more shouting of 'Extreme'.
I inwardly sigh.
Why is my life so fucked up?
And why the hell is my family so extreme?!
Omake End.