An Escaped Rabbithide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock. My pen name was formerly es99se. It is now An Escaped Rabbit, though you probably know that, seeing as you're reading this page. Attention, Sherlock writers! Here's a challenge- write a story (anything from a drabble to a hundred-chapter story) in which Anthea turns out to be Mary Morstan.(If you can somehow make it non-AU, I'll be extremely impressed, but it's not important.) You can make it a minor side point or the focus of the piece, whatever you want. Send it to me or Jack63kids so we can put it in our community, Her Real Name Is Mary. Have fun! I'm currently plotting an AU Sherlock piece | |||||||
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Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 191,834 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,183 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,489 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 12/18/2016
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Goldstein by Laazov reviews
What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,431 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Anthony G.
Enchanted Parchment by Professor SS19 reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 12,145 - Follows: 11,996 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 7,578 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 4,152 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
100 Themes about Nico and Hades by Lemariz reviews
Hades is a powerful god and Nico di Angelo is only a troubled boy, but deep down, they're not that different at all. One hundred short stories about the father-son relationship between Hades and Nico. All unrelated. Chapter 21. Vacation
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hades, Nico A.
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,891 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 5,489 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 414 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
April Fools by mattsloved1 reviews
The words, "will you marry me?" floated on the air breaking the comfortable silence that had ruled the flat for over an hour.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pranked! by elbafo reviews
Sherlock embraces the one day of the year where anything goes. A 221B in 'celebration' of April Fool's Day. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week of Love by Mycroft-mione reviews
For seven days, Harry learns the pain and laughter that accompany undying love. The problem is, he's not entirely sure how this love came to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Bloody Inheritance by Mycroft-mione reviews
Blood covered the walls, turning Harry's bedroom at Number 4 Privet Drive into a pretty terrifying sight. Written for the Quidditch League (Wigtown Wanderers practice round). WARNING: Way too many uses of the word "blood."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Harry P.
To Be or Not to Be by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock doesn't want the honor someone special wants to give him. Will John come up with a solution that leaves everyone happy? A humorous 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Controversy by Clell65619 reviews
Harry returns from a personal 5 year crusade to find that something very important in his life has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Among the Leaves So Green by CaffieneKitty reviews
More subtle methods of surveillance exist, but none are quite as festive as carolling.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
An Innocent Man by Fang's Fawn reviews
"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,063 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hermione Granger's Guide To Gender Flip Fanfiction by Hyaroo reviews
Hermione gives a lecture on "gender flip fanfiction"; i.e. fanfiction depicting an AU where one or more characters has been born the opposite sex. Of course, when the ones attending the lecture are Harry and Ron... or should that perhaps be "Holly" and "Ronnie"?... it might get a little difficult to stay on track. A very meta story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Unforeseen Distractions by CaffieneKitty reviews
John would have been fine if he hadn't been attacked by the gnome. But that's getting ahead of the matter.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Is In The Air (I Think I'll Stay Inside) by JustlikeWater reviews
Dean can admit that he isn't the most 'emotionally fluent' person, and he's well aware that things are a little complicated with Cas, but at this point in his life, he's content to cram it all away and ignore it. However, after pissing off the Goddess of Love herself, Dean gets a push in the 'right direction' and life as he knows it changes in the most unexpected, wonderful ways.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,741 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W.
What Happens in the Morgue by whenithitsthefan reviews
"Ugh...Liv...who did you eat THIS time?" Clive walks in on a very strange scene in the morgue. Oneshot.
iZombie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Liv M., Clive B., Ravi C.
To Him Who Waits by Old Ping Hai reviews
AU. Sherlock has been sitting by himself at a table for two for a very long time...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Stairs by eldell reviews
What's wrong, John?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - John W. - Complete
Mini Mysteries: 221b Series by Ennui Enigma reviews
An experiment in writing 221B formatted, mini-mysteries. Inspiration by an eclectic perusal of real and not-so-real crime cases. No guarantee on the quality of these whodunits. Solution in subsequent chapter. (Ok to post spoilers or possible solutions in review).
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' by VivyPotter reviews
These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Consequences by CaffieneKitty reviews
John won't save Sherlock. Not this time. Not from a complete and deliberate failure of chemistry experiment safety, the scientific method, and common sense.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2015 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Spartangal22 reviews
Greg likes Sherlock. Most of the time. He didn't the first time they met, though, or the second, and he really doesn't tonight.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
A Close Second by JessJesstheBest reviews
In Castiel's high school, there's a tradition of athletes leaving their uniform on student's desks. It's kind of a big deal. Castiel is NOT interested. So what happens when he find a wrestler's jacket on his desk one morning? Total schmoop, I am trash and I love high school aus. Based off of a YA novel I read once.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Wrapped In Blue by Ennui Enigma reviews
A salute to ACD's Adventure of the Three Garridebs. Written from the POV of an inanimate object. Prompt from I'm Nova.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2015
Never Mind, Lexa by Jude81 reviews
Clarke decides to use pick-up lines to tell Lexa how she feels. And Lexa is...well, she's Lexa. Part 1 of the Clexa Pick-Up Line series. This is not beta'd. I don't own the characters.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [Clarke G., Lexa] Octavia B., Raven R. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Angel Kisses by JustlikeWater reviews
Apparently, Cas can now only heal with kisses. Sam smells something fishy, of course, but there's no way he's getting involved; the UST between Cas and Dean could probably fuel at least ten monster trucks—provided monster trucks ran on weird, sexually-frustrated, interspecies relationships—and it's about time one of them finally did something about it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Of Notecards and Bad Pickup Lines by weasleychick32 reviews
He drops the notecards and they flutter down onto the concrete and over Dean's boots. "Fuck," the guy says, arms heavy at his sides now and eyes squeezed shut tight with his face upturned to the sky. "Oh God, fuck. I'm so sorry. You're- you're just so pretty. I'm sorry." "Did you just call me pretty?" Dean asks. Based on a Tumblr post
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Gabriel - Complete
Destiel Ships Sabriel by emmathewriterrowene reviews
Normally, it's Sam and Gabe getting Dean and Cas together. This time, Dean and Cas are the ones trying to set up Sam and Gabe. And they are BAD at it. Sabriel. Also on Ao3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2015
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Oh Mary by mrspencil reviews
A variety of views of Mary Morstan and the events of the third series. Wishing MapleleafCameo a very happy birthday:-)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014
One-Eighth Of A Chance by Hyaroo reviews
Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/20/2015
False Impressions by im-an-idjit reviews
Dean hits it off with Castiel after helping him out with his broken-down car. The catch? Castiel's already seeing someone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
A Day at Work by Booksareboss reviews
What happens when Ravi and Liv get bored at work? Read to find out! One-Shot.
iZombie - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Liv M. - Complete
The Snape Chronicles by notwolf reviews
The Harry Potter stories as seen from another perspective-Snape's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,093 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sam Winchester: Assisting Love-Struck Dumbasses Since 2009 by PrepareToBeMildlyEntertained reviews
"I'm in love with Dean." Sam sits frozen in place. His brain isn't working properly and Castiel is just staring at him that way he does, which bothers everyone but Dean. Angel-of-the-Lord Castiel has just declared that he's in love with Sam's brother and there is no appropriate way to respond to an announcement like that.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
For The Tumblr Prompt by gurlzluvindabooks89 reviews
This is from the tumblr prompt if you know it, though it reads fine if you don't. Basically a lot of angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Complete
Beekeeping by chai4anne reviews
Sherlock's thoughts on beekeeping.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Terry Pratchett Meets Death by Page-Mistress reviews
When he dies, Terry Pratchett meets someone he didn't expect. Dedicated to all who mourn his loss. Written in a few hours of the author herself learning.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Binky, Death - Complete
Basic Training by chai4anne reviews
Summary: A death at a boys' school leads to conflict and revelations among Lestrade's team, Sherlock, and John. Set between "The Hounds of Baskerville" and "The Reichenbach Fall." No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
A Slice of Agate by Mycroft-mione reviews
Romione prompt fills for the Stratified Agate Competition on the HPFC forum. Completed: Level One 75%, Level Two 75%.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Today You Are You by ghostystarr reviews
"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" Or, when Nico finds that he has nothing more to wish for. Solangelo. ((Happy Birthday, Nico!))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades, Hazel L. - Complete
The Goldfish Bowl by Jennistar1 reviews
When Sherlock is seven, their parents decide that both Sherlock and Mycroft need to meet other children. Sherlock gets a pleasant surprise. Mycroft...doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4666 - Favs: 12,358 - Follows: 12,437 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Questionnaire by Arty Diane reviews
"I have a list of hypothetical situations here. I will read them and I want you to tell me how you would react in those situations." John looked uncertain for a moment, then he sighed in resignation, "Fine, ask away." When Sherlock manages to drag his friends into his social experiment, insanity ensues. Inspired by the AU stories in the Sherlock fandom! Next up: The Drugs Squad!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Confusing Initials by Arty Diane reviews
For My dear friend, Ennui Enigma's birthday! John doesn't seem to be able to get a break. As if the problem with his blog wasn't enough, he now has to deal with the confusion of who is writing what at the comments section of today's post. Why does everyone have to use their initials?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Lovely Witches by castielsweetness reviews
Dean and Castiel get cursed by a witch to constantly desire each other, and not that Sam's not happy about them finally resolving all that sexual tension, he'd just wish they'd do it behind closed doors. Just saying.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Our Dear Brother by Ballykissangel reviews
A little AU 221B on the theory of the other brother. Adrian comes for a visit, Mycroft is surprised, and Anthea is called Lola and has to share her sanitizing hand wipes.
Crossover - Monk & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Adrian M., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
The Devil's Heart by owlcroft reviews
A man like Sherlock Holmes is considered a hero by some and a right bastard by others. But he also proves the adage that one can tell at least as much about a man from his detractors as one can from his friends. Here, Sherlock solves two crimes and one mystery, and inadvertently reveals a little about his enemies, a little about his friends, and quite a bit about himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2014
They Came Together by emmathewriterrowene reviews
The one where everything is a romantic comedy cliche, the universe seems to be pushing Dean and Cas together, Gabriel is a dick, and Dean is that self-aware Disney character that always questions why everyone is singing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Heir by Na'hiel reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,166 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Birthday Blues by JustlikeWater reviews
In which Dean turns 30 and a premature midlife crisis ensues. Dean/Castiel. Romance/fluff/humor
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W.
The Blood of Olympus: An Epilogue by moonshroom420 reviews
Leo Valdez had prepared himself for lots of things. A salmon was not one of them. - With no epilogue of it's own, I decided to write one for BoO. Obviously, spoilers. Don't read if you haven't read BoO. Major spoilers. One-shot. T because of violent appearance of salmons.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Calypso, Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
This Lovebug Again by emmathewriterrowene reviews
Cas notices how his body reacts around dean- his pulse quickening, his shortness of breath, the butterflies in his stomach- but doesn't know it's because he's in love, so he goes to poor Sam for medical advice, who has to explain to the ex-angel the real cause of Castiel's symptoms.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Paint It Black by nani'anela reviews
Dean finds his car missing, and a leather-jacket-donning human sleeping in her parking space. A sharp-jawed, scruffy, low-voiced DUDE. And Baby's meant to be a CHICK, right? Baby struggles to learn how to be human, and not embarrass his boys in public with phrases like 'inside me.' Destiel. *UPDATE* A few chapters have been revised, plus new content! COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,300 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Impala - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Cow Bell by moonshroom420 reviews
'Jason wished he could put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck to remind him the guy was there.' - The House of Hades. In which Jason, Percy and Leo indeed put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck, and find out what a bad idea it is. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Nico A., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
and get him to swap our places by earlyable reviews
Voldemort and Moriarty swap places! Shock! HORROR!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3906 - Favs: 11,333 - Follows: 12,497 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Dear Muggle: Letters from Hogwarts Students by Hyaroo reviews
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 8,810 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 3,773 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Boys Will Be Boys by im-an-idjit reviews
Since the age of ten, Dean Winchester has been the bane of Castiel's existence.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,083 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W.
Milking It For All It's Worth by Old Ping Hai reviews
Sherlock stops by the store to pick up a bottle of milk and goes home with something unexpected.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Owner's Manual to SHERLOCK by aquagirl520 reviews
"Congratulations on your purchase of the new SHERLOCK units proudly presented by BBC Inc." Result of becoming 'Sherlocked' and starving for season 3. Hints at Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Closet by LadyLini reviews
In which Castiel takes Sam's joke just a bit too literally. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide to Selecting Your First Pet by AkitaFallow reviews
Gladstone was not a dog. Nor a cat, or a fish, or any other conventional pet. Honestly, John still wasn't sure what sort of creature Gladstone really was, but he certainly remembered thinking he'd had a bit too much to drink when he came home to find it lying on the sitting room carpet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What Actually Happened by Kweeshino reviews
Who called Moriarty in A Scandal in Belgravia? Based off a picture I found that's pretty funny. This story is.. pretty short.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
How Goldfish can lead to War by detectivejigsaw reviews
Sherlock gets Mycroft a goldfish for his birthday; Mycroft is amused, and retaliates. Things escalate from there. Kind of AU, because it's after their conversation in TEH, but John is living at Baker Street. If you want, you can see it as when he's avoiding Mary after learning she was an assassin. Warning: here there be fluffiness, at least towards the end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Under Your Spell by Kicon reviews
Sequel to Work Your Magic. Various moments of Dean and Cas as they fall even more in love and are blockheaded idiots. AU filled with so much fluff you're going to get cavities. Mizu's 30 Day OTP Challenge
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Kiss by castielsweetness reviews
High school AU in which Dean is definitely not into guys, and Castiel goes along with it because he can't stop himself. "We're friends right?" "Yes?" "Friends can hug, can't they?" "Well, I suppose they can." "That means they can kiss, too." "Kiss?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
If You Can't Beat 'Em by Princess Alyra reviews
Dean and Sam go to another Supernatural convention because of important hunter reasons. Sam discovers the Destiel panel and is enjoying himself just a little too much. Dean mostly wants to commit mass homicide.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Work Your Magic by Kicon reviews
Castiel Novak is a genius wedding dress consultant sought by brides from all over the country. He's gay. Dean Winchester is the CEO of Motor Mojo, a chain of auto repair shops. He's bi. While on a job, Cas meets Jo Harvelle, a bride-to-be struggling to choose a dress, and her best friend Dean. Sparks fly between the men, but there's one problem: Cas thinks Dean is Jo's fiancé. AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Jo H. - Complete
What Makes a Brother by detectivejigsaw reviews
John finally figures out a way to convince people he and Sherlock aren't a couple. Sherlock learns an interesting truth at the same time. I'm not sure how to make this longer, so I'm calling it complete. If you have suggestions, I'd love to hear them. I don't own, etc.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bug in the Electrical System by mapplepie reviews
When Sherlock was seven, he developed an aversion to public transportation, which may or may not have been due to the 600 foot worm that tried to eat him on a trip in New York.
Crossover - Men In Black & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Agent J, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Watson's Guide to Raising a Child (AKA Sherlock) by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Seven steps to raising a child... or, at least, raising Sherlock. John/Mary/Sherlock platonic fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
Flesh Memory by kanukoris reviews
Hannibal/Sherlock crossover. Hannibal Lecter and Sherlock Holmes are two brilliant minds that can't help but be intrigued by one another. Are they friend or foe? They circle around each other carefully, entering into a deadly contest of wills. [dark cat and mouse game]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mary M. - Complete
Your Wish is - WHAT? by la femme libre reviews
After defeating Kronos, Percy declines the offer to become a god. However, no one ever said anything about taking over the world. In approximately one week, Percy manages to tame some kangaroos, get himself roped into making England less foggy, and convinces Athena to sing backup at a concert in LA. Hey, anything for the emperor, eh? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D. - Complete
Moose Musings by Ennui Enigma reviews
Sherlock and John explore the theoretical physics of moose-induced decapitation on their way to search for a large black wolf and its companion hawk. Nod to another fan fiction story by mapleleafcameo, "malediction".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Is Going To Be Fun by Erenem reviews
What is if someone else was also there that night at the pool? Someone we thought we all knew?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Mary M. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 282 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Algebra for Detectives by gauchadeutsche reviews
While Sherlock is recovering at the hospital (the second time), desperate for distractions, he receives a call from a new friend that keeps him useful and occupied. It's everyone's favorite curly-haired, crime-solving ringbearer, Archie! May be read as part of the Chair series or as a standalone fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Archie - Complete
Protectress, Protector by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
For the Fat Lady, it's not a stretch to believe that Sirius Black is innocent, but she still doesn't let him into her tower. She has hundreds of Gryffindors to protect; he a single Potter. Peter Pettigrew, however, is neither of their charge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sirius B., The Fat Lady - Complete
The Experiments of Tom Marvolo Riddle by YT12J reviews
Tom Riddle always experimented a lot, but his time travel experiment got out of hand when he was transported to Privet Drive, at the time that Harry Potter lives there. When they go to Hogwarts together, Tom's unknown presence has a lot of effects. But can they put aside their differences and actually become friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,030 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fish and Chips Friday by Sarah1281 reviews
While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Eggwarming: A Study in Smaug by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
John Watson has the privilege of witnessing many strange things during life at Baker Street. From eyeballs in the microwave to hunting for bombs in underground train stations, nothing is normal. But nothing quite prepares him to come home to find Sherlock has stolen evidence from the police again and taken all his jumpers for a nest, trying to hatch what just may be a dragon egg.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
A Gentle Nudge by Nienna Telrunya reviews
After "His Last Vow," Sherlock and Mycroft have a chat.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Masquerades by Ennui Enigma reviews
"Dr. John Watson" - or so the name badge claimed. He wasn't so sure if he deserved the title.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - John W. - Complete
Mary's First Kidnapping by fanfictionlover101 reviews
In which Mary is kidnapped, given a choice, and declines it after a peaceful date with John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Great Minds (Terrible Yes, but Great) Think Alike by I. H. Scribe reviews
Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Fred W., George W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Woman that Changed Things by I. H. Scribe reviews
In an attempt to warn his family, and hopefully prevent several deaths, Harry Potter uses a ritual to send his biography back in time to his mother. Only he messes up, and Petunia ends up with them instead. (Not a Read-the-Books-Together type story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Sirius B., Minerva M., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Parentage by Itty Bitty Albatross reviews
A quick look at the godly parents of some Sherlock characters, and the traits they passed on.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Five Times John was Kidnapped by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
After Sherlock returns John finds himself being kidnapped far too regularly for his liking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anderson - Complete
Certainties by Nomad1 reviews
Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Vetinari, Death - Complete
Vindictive Heritage by chappysmom reviews
A one-shot in the Heritage Series: What if John's father, having kicked him out when he was 18, is now the Earl and feeling ... vindictive?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Of Socks and String Theory by Ennui Enigma reviews
Quantum physics at its worst... oh, and, an alligator
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Reverse by Roxanne15927 reviews
What if it was John Watson on the roof of St. Bart's? Oneshot, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Variations in Purchasing Criteria by CaffieneKitty reviews
John and Sherlock buy a microwave.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Are You Jealous, Dean? by Fellinlovetoday reviews
"I distinctly remember saying 'get your ass to the bunker' not 'get some ass on your way to the bunker!" In which Dean is jealous.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Small Grey Stone by Paimpont reviews
At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
The Colour of Light Part IV: Interlude by oleanderhoney reviews
He pictures the spidering fissures of eggshell just before it implodes, jettisoning not yolk, but blood and brain matter in its wake.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Obliviation by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets in over his head while investigating his two new, not-sibling neighbors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Juxtapostion by mangoism reviews
Death has a sense of humor. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Nagini - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 270 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Assistants Keep the Best Secrets by therunawaypen
Everyone knew Irene Adler had her share of secrets. And Kate knew how to keep secrets and keep herself out of trouble. After all, that's what assistants do. Anthea can sympathize.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Anthea, Kate - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 4,687 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
You remind me of someone by Arty Diane reviews
A conversation between John and Sherlock. Sherlock does not like John's mustache, so he uses every means possible to persuade John to shave it. But John wouldn't be swayed that easily. Who would win this battle of wits? And what does Lestrade have to do with this?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Why Sherlock keeps taking John's laptop? by Arty Diane reviews
John and Sherlock have a conversation in order to find an answer to the above question!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
So Let's Go Where We're Happy by rabbit keys reviews
The Mirror of Erised - - - - "I show not your face, but your heart's desire." - - - - A strange mirror is in an antique shop. Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and DI Greg Lestrade happen to be visiting that shop to question the owner and end up standing in front of it. Then, years later, John comes back. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Albus D., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Writer's Block by chappysmom reviews
For more than three decades, John Watson and the written word had been the best and closest of friends. Even when he hadn't been writing himself, he had immersed himself in works by other people—anyone from Marcus Aurelius, to Dickens, to Jasper Fforde. And then, he'd been shot. How a bullet through his shoulder had left him bereft of words, he didn't know. (4 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Continuing Heritage by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock looked at his friend, noting the white at the lips, the lines of strain in the forehead, as his fingers curled around the boy's shoulder. Then, before he could help himself, he asked, "He's not your nephew, is he?" Heritage Series #4. (11-chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,275 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by johnsarmylady reviews
It's eighteen months after the fall, and at a crime scene Anderson opens his mouth and astonishes his colleagues. A 221B with a sense of humour - rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson - Complete
The Drug Squad, Metropolitan by mrspencil reviews
A fic to mark the birthday of Arty Diane:-) Inspired by her own work regarding the over enthusiastic and single-minded drug squad. "Recreational" has several meanings...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Anderson, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Princess Alyra reviews
A shortage of beds and a former angel with a bad back lead to an interesting night for Dean Winchester. Despite his protests to the contrary, it's actually not so bad. Pre-slash, Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stolen Melody by orphanedaccount1234 reviews
A serial killer is on the rise, selected talented victims and destroying those talents. He then watches in the wings as they take their own life. Sherlock must, obviously, investigate a killer with such an interesting method. But then he finds himself in over his head, and our killer must ask himself a question. How best to destroy a violinist?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ghosts by sherlady reviews
John Watson is dead, gone from the world of the living for good-at least, he thought. Trapped in a paranormal web, he finds himself inexplicably tangled up in the life of the consulting detective yet again, drawn to Sherlock even in the afterlife. But who knew being dead could make a man feel so alive. (Discontinued fic.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Dinner by a-hint-of-garlic reviews
Wherein Jim gets an invitation for dinner, Hannibal thinks he is the only one who gets the joke and Sebastian actually knows which one is the salad fork.
Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2013 - J. Moriarty, Hannibal L. - Complete
A Slytherin's Guide to Hugging Professor Snape by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A short guide for his Slytherins. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
The Easy Choice by Emerald Ashes reviews
You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Family Thing by Emerald Ashes reviews
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Until the End by Roxanne15927 reviews
Sherlock and John have lived long and happy lives. Both elderly and in a nursing home, they will stay together until the very end. Friendship, brotherly love, not slash! Read, review, favorite, share!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tainted by R.L.Peverell reviews
EWE. The war is over, but Voldemort isn't as dead as everyone believes. Harry returns to Hogwarts, expecting a normal school year, but a sixteen-year-old Tom Riddle has other ideas. It seems sometimes the line between good and evil is very blurry and fascination and hate can easily coexist. Features: powerful!Harry, Dark Arts, Slytherin schemes, and very twisted love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,173 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Painted Veil by R.L.Peverell reviews
AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 215 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rethink by Yamon reviews
Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Ransom of the Red Pirate by chappysmom reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 1,405 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Sidekick by chappysmom reviews
After a rough day, John is feeling a bit sorry for himself, but he gets cheered up by an unexpected source. Maybe being a sidekick really isn't that bad! (One chapter one-shot.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/20/2013 - John W. - Complete
The Number You Have Reached by CaffieneKitty reviews
Inspired by a passing comment about a specific type of phone call. Conversation-format.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Snowballs! by Arty Diane reviews
It all began with John and Sherlock chasing their quarry in a snow covered country side. The chase led to interesting results. The duo decide to prank some of the people they know for Christmas. First stop: Mycroft!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Selection by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(1/7) At Madam Malkin's, Harry Potter introduces himself to Draco Malfoy. Draco offers to help Harry navigate the bizarre, new wizarding world, and Harry accepts. While Harry finds magic to be strange and amazing, there is no class to teach Harry about the complexities of friendship and social life in Slytherin... AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Spiders or Snakes? by ResidentBunburyist reviews
Heads in the fridge were not John's breaking point. Corrosive chemicals on his possessions, he could tolerate. But the tarantula is too much. So John the eternally unfettered is afraid of spiders? Interesting... (Of course, don't ask Sherlock to take the case with the asp in the ducts. Snakes, why did it have to be... oh, never mind, he doesn't get the reference anyway.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Secret Santa by chappysmom reviews
John finally has the opportunity to get everyone the perfect gift, but has to do it anonymously ... what's a friend to do? (Technically part of the Mistaken Identities universe, but you don't need to have read them for this to make sense. Come in and have some eggnog! Just watch out ... it's sweet in here.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W. - Complete
Fired Up: Don't Mess with the Watsons by chappysmom reviews
Companion piece to to "Calling in Favors," this tells about Harry's boss's very, very, VERY bad day after she fires Harry after a kidnapping ... because you DON'T mess with the Watsons! (Funny, fluffy, and complete.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Trick-Or-Treat by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
While working on a case overseas, John attempts to observe local customs and Sherlock is not particularly impressed. (A Halloween fic.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 294 - Published: 11/2/2012
Both Sides Now by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock didn't meet until Sherlock was 7, Mycroft lived with his abusive father. Sherlock doesn't learn of the abuse until years later.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,598 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just His Kind of Day by MianaRazta reviews
"You two are certainly not helping fangirling over some futile celebrity." Sherlock said with a cold smile. "Oi!" Lestrade called, not really taking offense in it. "Fangirling? Last I checked I was not a girl." "You were surely acting like one, Detective Inspector." "Oh shut up, Sherlock! It's fucking John Watson, what do you expect?" (It's corrected and beta'ed now.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reaching Through, Reaching For by Hekateras reviews
Reading zoo exhibit plaques has never been so important.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again by nicnac918 reviews
Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Little Leverage by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/26/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Study in Sherlock by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock's thoughts and feelings during A Study in Pink. What DID he think of John, and why was he being so NICE?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Study in Lestrade by chappysmom reviews
The events of Study in Pink from Greg Lestrade's point-of-view. What kind of doctor DOES he think John Watson is, anyway?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Melt in Your Heart by snowin' you reviews
Dean bought Castiel all sorts of M&M's chocolate with some mischievous intentions that didn't turn out as expected. Mindless fluff. One-shot. Slash. Established Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Study in Mycroft by chappysmom reviews
A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
A Little Help from My Enemies by chappysmom reviews
Later, John couldn't believe he hadn't seen it coming. But sometimes, help comes from the most unexpected source-though returning the favor can be harder than you think. 2 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 396 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Everlasting Ink by Cliodhna reviews
The sign outside the Potters' cottage in Godric's Hollow sees its share of visitors over the years. A collection of drabbles about the people who signed their names, and the ones who couldn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Heroes and Dark Lords by krm3DeeDee reviews
This is a drabble that follows three pairs of heroes and dark lords and the three different relationships between each other. Slightly slashy. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Please just stay by geekery-pokery reviews
Sherlock notices a change in John after the two of them survive a shooting and tries to figure out what's wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
A Bit of Everything by KCS reviews
My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Why Me? by Stixer111 reviews
Everybody wants to ruin Dr. John Watson's life. Two bored Holmes brothers, a box full of embarrassing photos, and a VERY interested Scotland Yard can only mean trouble for the good doctor. An omegle story told through texts. rated for cursing. mild crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Marshmallows and Treasure by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock is ill - grudgingly . Mycroft reads him his favourite book - cheerfully. Brotherly love!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Probably your best one by geekery-pokery reviews
Sherlock AU: John lives in a flat with a little-known artist named Sherlock Holmes. Short little oneshot, a bit fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guilty By Association by Fool Who Follows reviews
Apparently, it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent. After the Fall, suspicion falls on those closest to the disgraced Detective…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 285 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Interesting Puzzle by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mycroft Holmes has had a very bad day. And now it's up to Sherlock and John to make sure he lives to see a new one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Pink Kryptonite by nicnac918 reviews
Being gay is not a choice. At least, not unless you're Superman.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Chances by thecouchcarrot reviews
2-part Dean/Cas AU: Dean is a university student, and Cas is a grad student teaching a course. Dean makes an unfavorable impression like always, and the two meet again over a decade later. By POPULAR DEMAND, now featuring PART 3, and actually working!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
End Game by Riddle Master 101 reviews
"A man strides purposefully out of the smoke and gloom that have filled the London night, an umbrella swinging from his hand like an odd walking stick." He's the most dangerous man you'll ever meet, and now Moriarty has just tried to kill his little brother.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Inside The Black by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
Carl Powers laughed at Jim plenty of times before, but it wasn't until he did something horrible to Seb that Jim decided it was time to kill him. Mentions of child abuse. Phobias. Bullying.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Reichenbach by ObookNorth reviews
Sherlock discovers that his closest friend A is good friends with an old fashioned motor car and B knows how he can survive the pavement outside of St. Bart's. Based on the GIF Gatiss claimed is the solution to the Reichenbach mystery.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Arthur D., Sherlock H.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Careful What You Ask For by inkvoices reviews
At the beginning of Hounds of the Baskervilles Sherlock gets a lot of requests. Aziraphale and Crowley ask if he can help them find the Antichrist.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Password by Sylvr reviews
John finally finds a way to keep Sherlock off his laptop. A 221b.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Graveside Revelations by Sarah1281 reviews
After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Are You Sitting Comfortably? by Garmonbozia reviews
The Storyteller hadn't bloody finished yet, so just sit down, shut up and listen to the ending. Alright, kids? - Oneshot Featuring, btw, the 'clue' Moffat seems to think we all missed. We're not that thick, folks, now, are we?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
A Guilty Man by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Road Hazards by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 7,377 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Small Steps To Belonging by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock's leaving leads to changes John could not have foreseen- an unexpected flatmate, and an equally unexpected sense of belonging.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Of Head Boys and Ties by Jennistar1 reviews
Mycroft never became Head Boy. This is why. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Ridiculous by Heart Torn Out reviews
Lestrade knocks on Mycroft's door, but it isn't Mycroft who answers. Kid!fic in which there is plenty of Mystrade Mycroft/Lestrade and, well, a kid. It's like when lover meets child or when boyfriend meets child. Or when D.I. meets teen-Holmes. Try it!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Write or Die, Moriarty Mode by CaffieneKitty reviews
One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Candied Yams And Thanksgiving Spirit by saysesydo reviews
Mycroft forces Sherlock to come to his thanksgiving feast, Sherlock forces John to come with him. Can Sherlock and John manage a normal family meal?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nor The Years Condemn by ImpishTubist reviews
Greg Lestrade rescued a brilliant drug addict from certain death five years ago. Their lives have been intertwined ever since. A series of vignettes that span the five years leading up to "A Study in Pink."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Birthdays by Morgan Stuart reviews
Some birthdays are welcome. Others are not.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by Professor SS19 reviews
Albus and Voldemort meet for dinner on Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
The Little Things by Armontentia reviews
Our favourite and not-so-favourite characters discover Facebook - grab the popcorn! :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort, Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Little Night Reading: Five Vignettes by Morgan Stuart reviews
We are what we read, aren't we?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Fatherly Concern by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
Sherlock and Mycroft's father comes to London unknown to his sons. The results are... unexpected.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Psychopaths with Hats by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 4,257 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Music of the Night by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Prompt: Jim serenades Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Master of Death by Tiro reviews
Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 352 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 356 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harrytionary by mapplepie reviews
If you have fame, use it. And if you want to write a Harry-tionary, why not? It's not like Hermione's lecturing can stop you. How else will people learn words like 'Dumble-licious?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
A New Perspective by fringeperson reviews
oneshot drabble that I don't own. Arthur contemplates the letters he gets from his sons and only daughter after their sortings. It has forced him to reconsider the way he looks at some things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Arthur W. - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 674 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
The Seldom Seen Kid by Fool Who Follows reviews
Sherlock makes a choice; and makes John Watson the most important man in that pool. They won't see each other again for three long years. SH/JW.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,105 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Erised by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
In the seventh book Harry thinks he knows what Dumbledore really had seen in the mirror. But what if Dumbledore had told the truth? What is the reason socks haunt Dumbledore in the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Luck: You're Going To Need It by charlieinsocks reviews
Because, well, being married to a Malfoy? You'll need all the luck you can get. Albus/Scorpius. For the Pieces of a Wedding Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
They're Gonna Be All Right by ImpishTubist reviews
John tries to figure out just what exactly Sherlock and Lestrade are to one another and learns that not everything can be so neatly defined. A series of moments.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dead Men Don't Drive Station Wagons by Darkly Ironic reviews
There are some things that are beyond the call of friendship. Moist knows this because he's done most of them. Moist reflects on his friendship with Dr. Horrible. Mentions of Billy/Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Moist, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 305 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Immortality by Yamon reviews
What if Tom Riddle had discovered an other way to reach immortality? Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Study in Batesian Mimicry by Twist reviews
"Vetinari, for the second time in his life, looked at what some might have called his reflection. He wouldn't call it that, if only because normally his actual reflection breathed along with him." One-shot, because I miss Charlie.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Vetinari - Complete
It's All Good Fun, Love by LadySloth reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale's punishment can't be decided. So through a mathematical formula and sheer dumb luck, they get a second chance as two humans; John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Bad words, slight crack. Oneshot.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Aziraphale, John W. - Complete
The People He's Killed by nicnac918 reviews
"Harry Potter doesn't know any more how many people he's killed." An introspective piece if Harry was a little less well adjusted than he let on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3099 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Listful Summer by knuckz reviews
It's the summer after fifth year, and Harry decides that he's had enough, that he's going to break away and become his own man. Now if only he could get that damn list right. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What We Have is What We Make of It by Mede reviews
The Killing Curse didn't leave Harry unaffected that night. Ten years later at Hogwarts saw a fledgling Gryffindor make a friend, and a savior who needed saving find a future... and the world changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,824 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Brother Mine by Nova-chan reviews
The first time Mycroft met Sherlock. Now beta'd! Thank you Aqua-lily6!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
My Only Child, Woe of an Overprotective Father by frosty wonder ice reviews
Humor!Ficlet. Draco wants Scorpius to stay innocent forever and does not at all appreciate the threat that that wretched Albus Potter poses, so maybe it's time they had a chat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2011 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] Draco M. - Complete
Mobile Phones, Rubble and Shock by prettybirdy979 reviews
In the aftermath of the explosion, Lestrade must work to keep Sherlock Holmes alive and make sense of his communications... with only a mobile phone and Sherlock buried under the rubble of the pool.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Adventure in Knitwear by CaffieneKitty reviews
It's the thought that counts. GEN fluff, very short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Idiot Leaders and How To Get Revenge On Them by Account Paused reviews
The many ways to annoy those in power, and get away with it. Crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saviour by Pennin Ink reviews
People credit John Watson with saving Sherlock from himself. People are often wrong. Before John, someone else saved Sherlock, and she keeps saving him. Even now. A glimpse into the Sherlock only Mrs. Hudson gets to see. One Shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Destructo Totalum by Alexannah reviews
-One Shot- The war is over, and Voldemort is dead. But Albus Dumbledore has a feeling that something is not quite right ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Illadvised Skeletal Exchange Programme by meridian-rose reviews
Nightmare Before Christmas/Hogfather crossover. Death has apparently temporarily exchanged places with his pen pal, Jack Skellington. Susan is, understandably, Not Impressed though the Death of Rats finds the whole thing hilarious
Crossover - Discworld & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Susan Sto Helit, Jack S. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
New Year's Eve at 221B by katkin reviews
"Right, so...what is party food, John? I'm thinking noodles." "What? No, not noodles. First of all, it needs to be things that people can eat off paper plates with their fingers, and secondly no, we're not having a party!"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
MI6 Surveillance: Operation Baker Street by DreamingALife reviews
An unfortunate MI6 employee gets himself into trouble. Mycroft gives him a cruel and unusual punishment.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Clostridium Botulinum by Fool Who Follows reviews
Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas At 221B by katkin reviews
Sherlock and John decided to boycott their families and spend Christmas together resulting in theft, a drinking game, reminiscing, oh and don't forget the spider plant! Merry Christmas everyone! xx
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 388 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Risk by thelittlebluepencil reviews
A 221B drabble. What Sherlock is up to at 4 am.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friends in Embarrassing Places by Catslynw reviews
One-shot. Set after "The Blind Banker." John goes to court to face the music… and the ASBO. Lestrade and company get involved despite John's best efforts to keep things quiet. Gen. Friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2010 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Little Monster by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
How Mycroft felt about Sherlock when they were children. Disclaimer: Standard. Also, I don't have children and I don't know many children, so I apologize if Sherlock doesn't sound age appropriate. Based on a picture-links over at my LJ
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Left Unspoken by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock is dying; Mycroft is with him. Written for a prompt, one shot, post-TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 208 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 5,065 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat That Made John's Life more Miserable by thelittlebluepencil reviews
From a prompt on sherlockbbc-fic livejournal: John and Sherlock get stuck with a cat, affectionately called Greebo.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wallpaper by SherlockianGirl reviews
The true explanation as to why Mrs. Hudson has such strange wallpaper. Written for a crackfic prompt at LJ's sherlockbbc comm.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H. - Complete
In A Relationship by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Calculate by Susie.Donym reviews
A little drabble on a touchy subject with one of my friends. I wrote this in about twenty minutes and thought it was just something that would happen. :
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Decision: Century of the Anchovy by Bluer Sky reviews
When a mysterious campaign circulates to elect Vimes to the Patricianship, an old city law forces his hand. It soon promises to be the election of the century...originally written two ! years ago for Election '08.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 329 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Realisation by Susie.Donym reviews
It takes her a while but Sally finally makes a huge realisation. Could be seen as pre-slash if you have your permanent slash-goggles on. *cough*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Password by DreamingALife reviews
Sherlock is stuck, and the key to the puzzle lies with...emotions. Oh dear.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A study in swallowing by Nova-chan reviews
Yeah, I know that sounds dirty. This is a story inspired by an LJ prompt: how to get Sherlock to take a pill.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mischief by DreamingALife reviews
John brings a friend home. Sherlock is not amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chinese Tea by DreamingALife reviews
Soo Lin was gone, and Andy was finally beginning to understand her.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 554 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Newer Every Day by CaffieneKitty reviews
John turned his phone on, which immediately chimed with voice-mail from Harry; no doubt the traditional five-after-midnight caterwauling. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Pox on Both Your Houses! by Nova-chan reviews
Prompt from livejournal. The prompter wanted a sick five-year-old Sherlock being taken care of by brother Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Waking Up by thecouchcarrot reviews
One-shot Dean/Cas. "When he blinked, he was lying on the floor of Bobby's spare room, cold and half-naked and utterly disoriented. He glared fiercely at the stupid goddamn angel that was responsible for robbing him of his warm bed. 'Cas,' he growled.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sherlock Goes Shopping by Apple Senorita reviews
One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Improbably Horrible One by CaffieneKitty reviews
SPOILERS. For an up-and-coming villain, trying to acquire a nemesis is a massive pain. Crossover between Dr.Horrible and the BBC's online material for Sherlock. GEN
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 390 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which Sherlock Tries and Is Rejected by Jennistar1 reviews
BB spoilers. Sherlock tries his own hand at dating...BBC kinkmeme fill!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Voldiemort by LAB Rats reviews
Harry made a list. 101 ways to kill Voldemort. Wanna see?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 5,656 - Follows: 5,906 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Daughter's Plight by Hyaroo reviews
Accompanied by Ron, Hermione travels to Australia to find her parents and restore their memories, though she is plagued by guilt from her actions. Will her parents forgive her for messing with their minds? Will she ever forgive herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Harry Snape by knuckz reviews
Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9666 - Favs: 26,141 - Follows: 10,513 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Wait Wait Wait by thecouchcarrot reviews
Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Was Once A Treehouse by CaffieneKitty reviews
There are many things humans don't know about angels. CRACK. GEN. Spoilers for 5.21 and 5.22. Contains llamas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All That Remains by Darkly Ironic reviews
When Dr. Horrible brought Penny back from the dead, he knew there would be a price. He didn't realize she'd be the one to claim it. Warnings: Dark. Character death.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 525 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
I bid him! by elfinmyth reviews
Captured by the Order, the Dark Lord awaits his execution. His lover isn't planning to let it happen though, and finds a loophole in the plan. HPLV, warning: slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 726 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 1,251 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 1,162 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15085 - Favs: 23,939 - Follows: 9,770 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Come In Again by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sacrificing minions - is there any problem it can't solve? Dialog-format-story. SPOILERS FOR 5.10. Massive crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lucifer - Complete
No Fortress Is So Strong by Prairie City reviews
In 1981, the two Potter sons had their fates switched, and Nicolas Potter became a famous face. But there are those who know the truth, that the real Chosen One was the younger child. The Slytherin. Now, two brothers share a destiny. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,716 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Carjacking by CaffieneKitty reviews
Some cars have better anti-theft systems than others. Gen, Wee!chesters, Outsider POV. Rated T for language. (Winner of the February 2016 Flash Fiction/Preseries Award from Supernatural Monthly Fanfiction Awards)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Cold by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Dr. Horrible attends Penny's funeral. One-Shot.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Crossword by Twist reviews
Who needs more than a few throwaway lines to establish a romance? The Patrician confronts the crossword maven Grace Speaker and things evolve, eventually. Journalists, none too unobservant, take notice of things like that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Time Laughs At Us All by Batsutousai reviews
Time-turners and age potions shouldn't be mixed, Harry accidently finds out. His luck holds steady, though, and he finds both love and pain in the strangest of times. HPAD, slash, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Albus D., Harry P.] Aberforth D. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 8,914 - Follows: 2,242 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 653 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Murder by Publicity by Seraphina2 reviews
Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
The Real Villain by Seraphina2 reviews
AU. Dr. Horrible's death unveils the true villain of the Blog. Edit: Letter rewritten.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Captain Hammer - Complete
Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Tyrant, remember? by Mirliton reviews
Sometimes, a badge is useful... Drabbles about Vetinari
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Vetinari
Anything But Ordinary by CaffieneKitty reviews
Something weird happens. A lot. GEN, Wee!Chesters and John crackfic, guest appearance by Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Police Protection by Gothgirlreid reviews
“Oh well. I suppose we should send a detail around to give Mr. Lipwig Police Protection.” Angua sighed. Title may change, but nothing else wil. Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
Identity by Brackets reviews
A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 7,290 - Follows: 1,598 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare by picascribit reviews
2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know. Written 2009, edited 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Black Death by Tiro reviews
Everyone thought that the Boy-Who-Lived was dead. They were wrong. Light-bashing, heavily so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 532 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 509 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus by Minnionette reviews
100 word drabble one-shot of Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott challenging the school motto.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hero Material by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. What if Harry had been the one to grow up with Vernon’s ideals while Dudley dreamed of magic? Very dark. But surprisingly, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Captive Audience by Meltha reviews
Severus and Lily, after the fact, so to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Doctor Horrible and the Embiggening Ray by CaffieneKitty reviews
Every story has a beginning... Even the story of a chair. Set a few years before the events in Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Union by lunakatrina reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
There's no happy ending, so they say by postal reviews
Dr. Horrible : Five times Billy saves Penny, and one time he doesn't. billy/penny
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
Your Heroes Left Unsung by CaffieneKitty reviews
So Sam and Dean walk into a bar...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 450 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 1,465 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 353 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 6,028 - Follows: 1,761 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth Behind Evil by Tiro reviews
There was one person important to the Dark Lord in the past. His name was Alexander Viator. But who was he, if not our own Harry Potter? Time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
This One Time On The Train To Scotland by Monopoly reviews
One shot. A rather different Harry and Ron meet on the train. Shenanigans ensue. Isn't really finished, but isn't going to get worked on. If anybody would like to use the idea, drop me a line.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Not What You Expected? by Legendary Legacy reviews
You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 967 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 8,768 - Follows: 1,358 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 1,071 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Albus, Severus and Tom by Red The Animator reviews
After the strange disappearance of Dumbledore, Snape and Voldemort, three new eleven year olds who can’t remember who they are arrive at Hogwarts. Coincidence? Probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Sometimes a Room is Just a Room by CaffieneKitty reviews
The Winchesters have always gotten the weird hotel rooms. Kidfic, Johncentric.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A little assistance, please? by SSC reviews
A Harry Potter x Discworld Crossover. Harry ends up in Ankh-Morpork thanks to the Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
There's Something Rotten In Denmark by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. The signs had been there all along, and Harry felt a fool for not seeing it sooner. It was all too fishy. It always had been. Title yanked directly from Hamlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Said Harry by Red The Animator reviews
Oneshot. One day Harry decided to narrate everyone's life. How long will it take for everyone to go crazy? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Normal Occurance by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Oh, wow, a Halloween Costume Ball. It's the perfect opportunity for Harry to be a normal guy for a night. So why doesn't he want to go? Set in, I dunno, 6th year. Compliant with canon, as far as I can tell. Disclaimer: HP ain't mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
And Let My Words Be Few by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. A silly bit of fluff that disregards all the books. Snape and Lily never had a fallingout, therefore Snape finds himself the guardian of a bouncing baby boy. Too bad the rest of wizarding England doesn't agree with the decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Secret Obsession by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
Harry . . . likes to eat people in his spare time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 264 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 542 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 733 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screams Part One by cloneserpents reviews
After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 276 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Romantical Events of Christmas Eve by Miss Whiskers reviews
It is Christmas Eve, and a blistering argument between Ron and Hermione about the existence of Santa Claus wakes up a few Gryffindors. A few Gryffindors armed with popcorn and commentary. A little mushy, but not horribly so. DeanGinny, with a little RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Dean T., Ginny W. - Complete
He's Always Known by Tsurai Shi reviews
When Harry died, he wanted to come back as a raven. That's something he'd decided whan he was very young. Dark [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Charge the Contempt to My Credit Card Please by Miss Whiskers reviews
It had started as a joke, of course that was how all great ideas started, after all. It was odd, though, that the events that would shake up the Wizarding World was a plan put together by a nerd, a little sister, a chess master, a ditzy girl...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Billywigs by evansentranced reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 636 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Conspiracy by Hazel Maraa reviews
“Tom! Hello! Do come in. Right on time, as always!” Albus said happily. Lord Voldemort rolled his evil eyes. No pairings. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Why Sam is Taller than Dean by CaffieneKitty reviews
Little Dean and Baby Sammy fluffiness, John's POV. Oneshot, complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2006 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6597 - Favs: 5,705 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Grey by opalish reviews
Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Change in History by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
AU. Harry, neglected by his parents, runs away in the night. Who should find him, but Voldemort and his trusted familiar? Awakening in a strange place with the most feared Dark Wizard around, what becomes of our Harry? Read and find out! Nonslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11303 - Favs: 21,245 - Follows: 7,252 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 456 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 332 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 251 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Seamstresses Have Long Memories by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Oneshot, set in both Night Watch and Jingo. Havelock Vetinari and Rosemary Palm have a history. And Rosie's not likely to forget.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Murder at the Burrow by Ruskbyte reviews
The game is afoot! Murder most foul is the topic of conversation this day at the Burrow. So many things need to be decided... how... where... when... and most important of all... who...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., George W.
Harry Potter and the Day of OOC by phantomduck reviews
Harry awakes on the first weekend of the 6th year to find everyone acting strangely, luckily Ron is on hand to point out just what is going on. Note: This is a oneshot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Little Miss and Andrew Martin by Enno Vy reviews
Isaac Asimov briefly mentions in The Robots of Dawn a children's tale of Little Miss and Andrew Martin, the robot who becomes a human. This is my interpretation of that tale.
I, Robot - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry Potter recieves the shock of the lifetime from Albus Dumbledore one day, sending him off the deep end. Oneshot, Dark!Harry, Kitchenware!Harry, Insane!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4148 - Favs: 8,479 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Cosmic Games by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
X-over with Harry Potter Crowley and Aziraphale play a game that has far-reaching effects in the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Guilt Is Always There by Aspiring Shieldmaiden reviews
Why does Petunia really hate Lily, and why did she never try to get to know her, even though she wanted to? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
To Be a Death Eater, You Must by Jedi Cosmos reviews
Death Eater Principle Number 5: Do not displease the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4036 - Favs: 8,521 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Interlude by Enno Vy reviews
What if the characters had lives of their own outside the books? Set after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Warning: Smoking May Seriously Damage Your Health by Lunar1 reviews
Inspired by a throw-away line in Night Watch, Vimes gets sick. I'm not telling you anymore because it'll give it away. Just read and weep!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
A Brief History of Vimes by Lunar1 reviews
Vimes's cigar case has gained a rather unusual power after the events of Night Watch. The result? Vimes travels in time to meet some of his ancestors, notably Old Stoneface. Please read and review as it's my first Discworld fic and I LOVE feedback!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 349 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Happy Birthday, Vovo reviews
On June 11, 1776, the Continental Congress established a committee to draft a declaration of independence. On June 11 several centuries later, vovo611 was born. It was not June 11, however, when the Hogwarts students decided to revolt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Lord of the Flights reviews
Has Voldemort finally gone truly mad? Severus Snape certainly thinks so, and with good reason. After all, flying without a broom? That's impossible! A twoshot inspired by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but no knowledge of Hitchhiker's is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Stupid reviews
"I used to think I was an idiot." -The Empty Hearse. Maybe the past tense isn't so appropriate, and what does Mycroft think about all of this? Two drabbles exploring two brothers.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Alphabet For Dummies reviews
"Does Mycroft know you're reading Reaper Man while kidnapping me?" In which John is kidnapped, John is kidnapped again, and John is kidnapped many more times. Or, how John learned Anthea's name.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Anthea, John W. - Complete
A New Life reviews
Everyone knows that there is no hope for victims of the dementor's kiss. They are only an empty shell with nothing inside. Right? Abandoned and up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
