Said Harry

"My what a beautiful day it is today! Said Harry," said Harry.

"Why did you just say 'said Harry'?" asked Ron.

"Asked Ron."

"Stop it Harry!"

"Shouted Ron."

"Gerr!"

"Hermione walked in," said Harry.

"Hello Harry!"

"Said Hermione."

"Why are you narrating?" asked Hermione.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, said Harry," said Harry.

"Stop it Harry!"

"Shouted Hermione."

"Hermione screamed," said Harry, "…and ran out of the room."

"Hi Harry!"

"Said Dumbledore as he walked in."

"Why are you talking all funny?"

"Asked Dumbledore."

"Is this some kind of sick joke?" asked Dumbledore. "Because I don't take jokes very well!"

"Said Dumbledore."

"That's it! Fifty points from Gryffindor!"

"Ha ha ha!"

"Said Voldemort as he came to try to kill Harry," said Harry.

"Why are you narrating me?" asked Voldemort.

"He's been doing it all morning," said Ron.

"Said Ron."

"See?"

"That is annoying," said Voldemort.

"Said Voldemort."

"Stop it!"

"Honestly Voldemort, said Harry, I have no idea what you're talking about," said Harry.

"Now listen here you half witted muggle lover," shouted Voldemort, "I came here to kill you but I now see that you're such a spoiled brat that you pose no threat to me at all!"

"Shouted Voldemort until he was blue in the face."

"AHH!"

"Screamed Voldemort who then got down on his knees," said Harry.

"Please Harry," begged Voldemort, "just stop narrating. If you do I'll turn myself in at Azkaban. I'll even try to fix all the damage that I've done over the years. Just PLEASE stop narrating!"

"As Harry watched Voldemort beg, he couldn't help but laugh at the sight of his parent's killer reduced to something so low, said Harry… …Voldemort screamed."

"That's IT!" shouted Voldemort. "I tried being nice and this is the thanks I get?! From Now on I'm not only going to still try to kill you, but I'm also going to be even more mean and terrible to muggles than I've ever been before!"

"Said Voldemort as he ran away."

"You just don't know when to stop, do you?"

"Asked Dumbledore angrily."

"I'm giving you detention for the rest of your life!"

"Shouted Dumble- Oh dang!"

The End