It is said that, at the end of the world, all that will be left it a writer, scribbling madly as the world falls down around them.

Hello! It appears that you've stumbled across my profile while journeying through some forsaken corner of the internet- here, let me give you a map- and I feel that I should have something moderately entertaining here in the hope that you'll be persuaded to read a few of my stories.

Given that I can't think of anything witty to say at the moment, have a few quotes instead!

Danny Llewellyn: You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact!
Harriet Jones: There's an act of parliament banning my autobiography.

Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. … I am definitely a madman with a box

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

It's you and me versus the world. We attack at dawn.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Again.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line -Oscar Levant

We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing

" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "

Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us...