TV Show, Movies, And Books I am writing, along with crossovers.

Maximum Ride and Twilight 3, Twilight 1, Maximum Ride and Percy Jackson 1, Supernatural 1, Hobbit.

Copy this on your profile if any of these apply to you.

1. Someone has called you a weirdo before.

2.if you dont care what people say or think about you.

sometimes read a book until 1 or 2 in da morning.

4.If you are a fan of teen quotes.

finish a book and the next one doesnt come out for a year so you go on fanfiction and read fanfics of it.

6.If you have posters all over your room including the ceiling.

7. If you get exciting when you get 1 or 2 reviews.

8.If more of your friends are boys than girls[this only counts for girls.]

9.If you write real books that you are trying to actually get published.

10. If you sometimes go on quizfest and take random quizzes.

Death of an Innocent

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, As everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, But as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, And hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk," Mom, And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom... I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, And most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time. I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank And I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, And I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying And all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, Not to drink and drive. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom. Before I say good bye. I didn't drink and drive, So why am I the one to die?

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem,Guyanies-Hinndi-Chick1993, CherryWolf-chan, Reads-way-2-much, I-LOVE-MY-REVIEWERS, Heaven Hell Angel, MaxRideandPercyJackson4ever,

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same. oOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOo

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love(i read this and it really moved me every women and man deserves some one that loves them this way)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

I got one thing to say.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Chocolate.

I took this test to see what my personality is. It's free personality test. Here's what it said.

You’re a Seeker

A good listener with a heart of gold, your friends know they can rely on you for support and advice in good times and bad. You're kind and generous, and helping others comes naturally.

A sensitive soul with an expressive nature, you tend to be a romantic at heart. Sometimes you love nothing more than escaping into your very own dreamworld. Spontaneous new experiences can be inspiring to you, and you like exploring your creative side from time to time.

This was my my result. It describes me perfectly. I'm satisfied with it.

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

1.January... Sexy
2. February ... Hot
3. March ... Liar
4. April... Player
5. May ... Faithful
6. June ... ..Caring
7. July ... Nice
8. August ...Gorgeous
9.September ... Genius
10. October ...Charming
11. November ... Lovely
12. December...Attractive

CCC

What people think

Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold & italics fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be evil.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACE BOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.

I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.

I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed druges/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing ever to be called "music", and that rappers are wannabes who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile, And always remember. Crap can't ever be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile. (Legolas, Thranduil, Murtagh, Aragorn, Kili, The twins etc...

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE THE BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people.

i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

Im the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumb cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Ha ha u fell for it!!

Girl: Why do you like me?
Boy: Too many reasons
Girl: Give me a number
Boy: How many stars are in the night sky?
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So you see the problem

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get ran over, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, StephanieZorander, Sasukez, SilverWolfStar, Luna1025, crystalbleach208, MaxRideandPercyJackson4ever

Best quotes ever:

“Just close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” –Captain Jack Sparrow

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" –Captain Jack Sparrow

“To fight and to keep fighting until you can fight no more.” –Albus Dumbledore

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"We'll have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Once I fly away, I won't be coming back." -Me

"Friends walk in when the rest of the world walked out." -unknown

'QUIET! I'm having a Hermione moment." -Me

"Not everyone has a castle." -Me

Gimli: I can't see anythin'!

Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find a box?

Gimli:...Hahahahahhahaha

Ter Bortch: Vat power do you 'ave

Fang: You mean besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Nudge: I once ate nine snickers bars

Gazzy using Ter Bortch voice: I vill know eat nine snickers bars

Nudge: Without barfing

Gazzy using Ter Bortch voice: I vill know eat nine snickers bars without barfing

Ter Bortch: Vemember, i made you, so i vill destroy you

Gazzy using Ter Bortch voice: I vill know destroy de snickers bars!

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hot wheels as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion football caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people above the number 3-4. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink a lot. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and apply make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as a kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.

Total: 4

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

If you are crazy and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile!

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EDWARD CULLEN, THROW HIM BACK AND DEMAND AIDAN TURNER.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS? THEY'RE NOT Daemon Black.

Careful, you're bullshit is showing..." - Anonymous

A SAD Story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Dean Winchester is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Dean Winchester and pie.

you say Edward

I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

Ways to annoy Non-Tolkien fans

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

You know you're a Lord of the Rings fan when:

10. Calling everything 'my precious' or you find yourself saying 'gollum, gollum'.

9. Saying it's not missing it's just 'Fallen into the Shadow'.

8. 'Go to Mordor' becomes your substitute for Go to Hell.

7. When somebody tries to help you, you find yourself saying "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

6. You have asked anyone that had something extraordinarily beautiful "Is that elven-made?"

5. You base your decisions on which direction to take by saying "The air is not so foul down here."

4. You justify taking things from others that you want by saying "You cannot wield it!"

3. To convince someone to do something for you, you whine "You owe me your allegiance!"

2. You say "Fool of a Took!" to stupid people.

1. You enjoy walking along a lake or beach and scaring small children by grabbing them and intensely declaring "Do Not Disturb the Water!"

The first character you fell in love with: Legolas

The character you never expected to love: Gimli

The character you don’t like that everyone else does: Boromir

The character you’re most like: Arwen

The character you’d slap: Balrog, Frodo, Boromir, Denethor

Three favourite characters: Gimli, Gandalf, Legolas

Favourite pairing: Aragorn and Arwen

Favourite non-canon pairing: Galadriel/Celeborn (Because it's a little weird)

The Hobbit

The First character you fell in love with: Kili

The character you never expected to like: Thorin

the character you don't like that everyone else does: Azog and Bolg

The character you're most like: Kili then Fili

The character you'd slap: Legolas, Smaug, Alfred, the Master, Thranduil

Three Favourite characters: Kili, Bilbo, Radagast

Favourite pairing: Kili and me ;)

Favourite non-canon pairing: Kili/Tauriel

Harry Potter vs Twilight

In Harry Potter if vampires walk into the sun they die. In Twilight if vampires walk into the sun they sparkle.

In Harry Potter werewolves are awesome and actually kill people. In Twilight werewolves are pedophiles.

In Harry Potter the main character travels to a magical school in Scotland. In Twilight the main character has a 109 year old virgin watching them sleep.

In Harry Potter the villain is a bald guy with a snake called Voldemort. In Twilight the villains are posh vampires that have crazy plans and end up getting killed by Edward every time.

In Harry Potter the main character chooses the hot ginger over the emotional Chinese girl. In Twilight the main character chooses the sparkling vampire over the sexy werewolf with abs.

In Harry Potter when the man Hermione Granger loved left her she continued to search for the horcruxes so they could defeat Voldemort and save the wizarding world. In Twilight when the man Bella loved left her she went numb for months and then jumped of a cliff.

In Harry Potter Robert Patterson dies. In Twilight Robert Patterson lives

Now try and tell me with a straight face that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, impossible isn't it

Copy and paste if you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you are told "well, you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying, "you will die in seven days."

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, "JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY BASTARD!"!!!

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Things the vampire diaries taught me

1.Never go to one of the town festivals you'll end up dead.

2. It's normal to walk around without a shirt on.

3. If someone wears the same jewelry ALL the time, EVERYWHERE be suspicious.

4.The most beautiful people live in mystic falls.

5. If you want someone to do something just say 'it's for elena.'

6. Never fall in love with two brothers.

7. If you are a a child you can't live in mystic falls.

8. If two brothers own an old house and they're hot as he'll, they are vampires.

9. If you seem to be missing some memories don't blame alcohol.

10. Teachers CAN be hot.

11. If you kiss someone with pretty blue eyes prepare to act like nothing happened in the following weeks.

12. Klaus has feelings.

13. Family above all.

14. Vampires can procreate though they love to try.

15. The scariest monster doesn't kill you on your birthday.

16. Hate is not the end of a love story, it's the beginning of one.

17. You always play games with out rules.

18. Clearly vampires can cry.

19. Apparently only 'special' vampires can hear. Someone's heartbeat.

20.if the lights go off in your house, or you hear a noise there is a vampire in the house with you.

21. Vampires don't necessarily have to be smart.

22. No matter how old a vampire is their sexiness just never fades.

23. If your vampire is very hot, don't bleed in front of him. He may be a vampire.

24. Clearly vampires can't be ugly.

don't arm yourself after war has been declared. You build your army so big no one ever dares pick a fight.

26. Don't invite very hot guy in your house.

27. Guys can have their monthly period.

28. Vampires don't sparkle.

29. CW loves hiatus.

30. You can't ever turn your emotions off unless your compelled.

What supernatural taught me

1. If you appear during the first 60 seconds of the episode, you are going to die.

2.Salt can protect you from pretty much anything. Carry shit-tons around with you for maximum protection.

3. It is surprisingly easy to get a WiFi connection in bars, hotels and restaurants.

4.the answer to all your monster problems- papa winchester's diary, and if that fails...just Google it.

5.Always paint devil's trap on the ceiling. Demons are usually focused on being sarcastic that they temporarily forget to look up. Backing away slowly with an expression of pained terror as they reel out wise-crack will lore them directly under your trap.

6. Every single place in America is within a day's drive of one another.

7. The three main food groups are:
Beer
Burgers
And pie.

8. Sleeping with a knife under your pillow isn't fear its precaution.

9. When Sam says 'so get this' pay attention shit just go real.

10. Once you have lit a match. It is paramount that you stare longingly at it for at least 30 seconds. You know, just to make sure it is lit.

12.All business up front, party in the back.

13. Children are fucking creepy/dangerous and should be avoided at all cost.

14. Grief makes you do crazy things.

15. First rule of dodge ball...dodge.

16. Can Dean even get drunk anymore? It's sort of like drinking a vitamin for him. Right?

17. Every monster movie, every nightmare that you've ever had, they're all real except Godzilla, it's just a movie.

18. Crowley is the darlingiest devil you will ever meet.

19. If you have a weekend off you should build a panic room.

20. Joffrey is a dick.

21. Gone doesn't mean forgotten.

22. Anyone can be family.

23. Don't trust ugly paintings.

24. Humming metallica will calm you down.

25. Zeppelin rules is a very important phrase.

26. Lucifer means 'light bringer' look it up.

27. Do not talk about maggots when Dean is eating.

28. The only person who has screwed up more consistently than Sam has is cas.

29. Spirits will try to shut down movie if it sucks.

30. Writing. Is. Hard.

31.'I'd like to purchase an alcohol please' Is the proper way to order a drink.

32. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches can change your life.

33. If you see a ghost, don't be scare odds are it may want to kiss you.

Things teen wolf taught me

1. Lose your virginity of become a sacrifice.

2.vertigo is a dysfunction of the vestibular system of the inner ear.

3. A wolf couldn't have bit me. There have been no wolves in California for the last sixty years.

4. Scott McCall has a plan.

5. How to say no in Spanish.

6. Coach finstock Is probably doing some hard core drugs.

7. There is always a way to come back to life.

8. No one ever stays dead.

9. Sterek is the truest OTP ever.

10. I never got over the love for werewolves I had when I was 9 years old. In fact it only worsened it. I regret nothing.

11. You don't need to have special abilities to do something extraordinary.

12. If you're going threw hell. Keep going.

13. Winston Churchill said something very cool and very intelligent.

14. There is no Nobel award for mathematics.

15. When someone says it's too easy bad things happen.

16. It's okay to date a werewolf even though your family hunts and kills them.

17. It's perfectly okay to go in the woods and stalk teenagers.

18. It is completely normal to go out looking for a dead body in the middle of the night.

19. Scott's mom does all the grocery shopping.

20. Coach finstock likes to be called cupcake.

21. Kanimas can kill people to death.

22. Sarcasm is always okay, no matter the situation.

23. You do not need special powers/skills or lycanthropy To be awesome or helpful. They just help ;-)

24. Trusting no one is a self fulfilling prophecy.

25. Don't fight the police or you will get tazed.

26. Questioning if someone was time traveling May sound odd, but is a legit question in the teen wolf world.

27. Camping in mexico- the worst You could come up with for where you've been.

28. Teen wolf isn't just about wolves.

29. Jeff Davis is awesome.

30. Derek never dies.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. (TO LATE!! lol)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

iTunes Personality Quiz: Afternoon Rendesvous

1. Put your music on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. You must write that song name no matter how silly it sounds! :P

1. What is your motto?

Let It Snow - Boyz ll Men - Well, I do love snow...

2. What do your friends think of you?

She Let Herself Go - George Strait - Only when I'm really hyper or happy...ssshhh, don't tell anyone

3. What do you think of very often?

Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects - Well...I didn't know that my phone had ears...

4. What is 22?

We've Got It Goin' On - Backstreet Boys - ????????????????

5. What do you think of your very best friend?

Lonesome Polecat - Bill Lee - So perfect for my Best Friend, hehehehehehe

6. What do you think about the person you like?

I Love Christmas (Everybody's Singing) - Christmas - I don't know what to think about this.

7. What is your life story?

Free Now - Sleeping With Sirens - Well, now that I have a job...I'M FREEEEEE

8. What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Cheater, Cheater - JoeyRory - I wanna be a cheater??????????

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens - I wish...

10. What do your parents think of you?

Love Without End, Amen - George Strait - Ain't this song true

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Just Want You to Know - Backstreet Boys - I love this song...

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Party In The U.S.A - Miley Cyrus - Well...That's depressing

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

Blow - Ke$ha - Well, I do blow through books...

14. What is your biggest secret?

All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

15. What do you think of your friends?

Livin' la Vida Loca - Ricky Martin - *Rolling on the Floor in laughter* so true. A few got busted for under age drinking and screwing a guy at school.

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Bang Bang - Jessie J - Well, I really don't want to 'bang bang' until I'm married...

17. How will you die?

Eye in the Sky - Asia - Well...that's shocking.

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Meet in the Middle - Diamond Rio - I'll regret not having someone to meet in the middle with ;) ;)

19. What makes you laugh?

Baby Mine - Betty Noyes - AHAHAHAHAHAHA...wait, what?

20. What makes you cry?

The Christmas Bells - Dean Martin - But...It's not a sad song...

21. Will you ever get married?

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith - Well...Guess that means no...YES...Unless I'm gonna marry the red, white and blue...

22. What scares you the most?

Can't Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley- Well, I can't help falling in love with PIE...;)

23. Does anyone like you?

Lemon Meringue Tie - Dance Gavin Dance - I guess that's a no...

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Red Dirt Road - Brooks & Dunn - Well, I would change all these new modern roads to red dirt roads ;)

25. What hurts right now?

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday - Original Version - Boyz ll Men - Well, not really. Yesterday was a bad day.

26. What will you post this as?

Afternoon Rendezvous - Darrell McCall & Johnny Bush - BALLS! Apparently, I'm a cheater guys.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God