Hello everyone who is reading this!! If I put something stupid on here just roll with it please, I'm insane. . . . lol. I'm going to tell you all a bit about myself like my hobbies, personalty, and whatever else I can think of. If you have a problem with it then suck it up!

Personalty: I can be very random, hyper and wild at times but that's just me so beware. At school I'm quiet and you would hardly hear me talk but at home I'm running around like an idiot yelling something stupid. I can't sit still for more than two minutes. The only time I'm not acted crazy is when I'm on the computer.

Hobbies: My hobbies are reading and writing since people tell me I have tons of imagination. I love playing soccer, its a good way to use my energy. I also like baseball but I don't have a favorite team. Taking walks, shopping, listening to music and hagging out with my friends, cousins, or aunts are my other hobbies. And collecting trianing cards.

Favorite Music: I love all types of music but my favorite is rock. My favorite bands are Linkin Park, Paramore, 3 Doors Down, Avenged Sevenfold, The Used, Dragonforce, and Kissing Violets. My favorite songs by them are ( in order ) Numb, Let The Flames Begin, Let Me Go, Almost Easy, Bird And The Worm, Valley Of The Damned, and Feel The Disease. My favorite music artists are Fergie, Cascada, and Michelle Branch. My favorite songs by them are London Bridge, Bad Boy and Every Time We Touch, and All You Wanted.

Favorite Movies: Spirited Away, The Nightmare Before Christmas, League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, A Haunting In Connecticut, all the Harry Potter movies, all the Lord Of The Rings movies, Lady In The Water, Across The Universe, Twilight, Caroline and The Phantom Of The Opera.

Favorite Shows: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Inuyasha, Beyblade, Total Drama Island/Action, Zoey 101, iCarly, Wizards Of Waverly Place, every Digimon series, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go, Tokyo Mew Mew, Pokemon, Prince Of Tennis, every Yu-Gi-Oh series, and Sailor Moon.

Favorite Books/Manga: Fruits Basket, Amazing Agent Luna, Nobody's Princess, Cut, Inkheart, The Secert Circle series, and Vladimir Todd series.

Likes: I like the colors are blue, green, gray, and silver. I like people who act like themselves and not someone else just to fit in. I love to sleep in and stay in bed all day. I like reading and writing fanfics and poems. I love my best friend to death even though she is a fangirl and gets on my nerves half the time. Music since its one of the only things that sill make any sense in this world. And the most important thing is ramen. (I can live off of it.)

Dislikes: I hate vegetables unless drowned in ranch and dark chocolate (its too bitter). I don't like the colors pink, orange, or yellow. I hate fan girls/boys even though I can be one at times.

I like writing oc stories but I do have favorite pairs for shows and movies. I'm going to try to write some stories for some of these pairs but I'll mostly be writing oc stories instead.

Pairs For Naruto:

NarutoxHinata, NarutoxSakura

SasukexSakura

GaaraxTemari

ShikamaruxIno, ShikamaruxTemari

NejixTenten

SaixIno, SaixSakura

KibaxHinata

ItachixSakura, ItachixIno, ItachixHinata

KakashixSakura, KakashixIno, KakashixHinata, KakashixTenten

Pairs For Pokemon:

AshxMisty

MayxDrew

DawnxPaul

BrockxQueen Lucy

Pairs For Fruits Basket:

KyoxTohru

YukixMachi

HaraxRin

HiroxKisa

Pairs For Full Metal Alchemist:

EdwardxWinry

AlphonsexWinry

MustangxRiza

ScarxLust

Pairs For Inuyasha:

InuyashaxKagome

MirokuxSango

SesshomaruxRin, SesshomaruxKikyou

NarakuxKikyou

If you do any of these in wall-mart, copy and paste it.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Weight Of The World - Evanescence

Waking Up: It Ends Tonight - All American Rejects

First Day At School: Passive- A Perfect Circle

Falling in Love: Carry Me - Papa Roach

Fight Song: It's Complicated - A Day To Remember

Breaking Up: Valentine's Day -Linkin Park

Prom night: What The Hell - Avril Lavigne

Life: Because Of Me - Seether

Mental Breakdown: Diary Of Jane - Breaking Benjamin

Driving: Ashes To Ashes - Vampires Everywhere

Flashback: What I've Done - Linkin Park

Getting back together: Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenflod

Wedding: Reject Yourself - Killswitch Engage

Birth of Child: Through The Trees - Low Shoulder

Final Battle: Bring The Noise 20XX - Public Enemy feat. Zakk Wylde

Funeral Song: The Fourth Drink Instinct - Cute Is What We Aim For

Final Credits: Until The End - Avenged Sevenfold

THE END!!

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile XD

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and pase this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug! girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take off my helmet put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper next morning)
A motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his brakes went out but he did not want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much, copy this to your page.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a door you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your emails.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this onto your...profession?

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile. GOOFY GOOBER GOOGLE ROCK!

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.

95 of teens would freak if the Jonas Brothers were on a tall building, about to jump off. If you were apart of the 5 that came to watch and brought popcorn and friends, Copy & paste

If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If someone ever stared at you strangely when you said "I want to stand in the sun instead of the shade" in the summer, copy this to your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my frickin' water!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fullmetal Alchemist is just so much frickin' better than all those other soppy mangas/animes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should stop stalking Lucky just to get his 'Lucky Charms' put this on your profile.

If your scared of Cinimon tost Crunch because there all a bunch of canibles put this on your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 percent yelling "Jump Bitch! Jump! I'm going to be late for my daily throwing darts at your ugly face ritual!" ( If she dared take more than 5 minutes, I would push her off. :P)

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

Don's piss me off today; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If you think the Co-Co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Sacrifice your innocence and cross over to the dark side. We have cookies. If you wanna sacrifice your innocence and crossover to the dark side then copy and paste

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. (My world finally makes sense again! XD)

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

" A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war? 'Cause the front and back door still shut at the same time.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When you don't include the first two.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I laugh.

We're father and son. You laugh, I laugh (if it's funny). You cry, I cry ('cause you have a bruise). You hurt, I hurt (because I'm sorry I didn't make you hurt). You jump off a bridge, I try to convince Alphonse to test the theory you survived.

We're automail mechanic and customer. You smile, I smile. You cry, I feel like crying. You hurt, I comfort you. You jump off a bridge, I'm gonna throw a damn wrench at you for commiting suicide.

If your name starts with a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h/i/j/k/l/m/n/o/p/q/r/s/t/u/v/w/x/y/z, then copy&paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off in the middle of a lecture at someone wearing Abercombie and Fitch apparel because you're thinking about this.

Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you believe in magic (-al stories and plots), copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull," copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

A best friend can look at you when you have a smile on your face and ask "What's wrong?"

Friends ask why you're crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the person who made you cry (like, er, Edward E.)

Friends will be like, "You deserve better". Best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

There was
a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you..'

One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.

He asked
her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her
boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'

This is
how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine your definition of success."

"There will be two dates on your tombstone, born and died, but all that's going to matter is the little dash in between."

"Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught."

"Run like you stole something"

“A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

An okay friend calls you in jail. A good friend visits you in jail. But only a best friend is sitting on the bench next to you saying, “Man we should’ve run faster!”

"Live life like it's an illusion."

"We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus."

"The good guys, the bad guys…and us"

"I out-witted the witty!"--"No, you just made the witty look stupid"

"I'm not laughing at you, but I'm not laughing with you ... I'm just laughing."

"A poet is someone who stands out in the rain, hoping to be struck by lighting...

A writer is someone who is describing the way the lightning flashes, pen in hand...

An artist is someone who draws the way the rain hits the pavement...

A survivor is someone who dances in the rain instead of waiting for it to stop...

One day your Life will flash before your eyes...Make sure it's worth watching."

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God. Or repost this if you don't believe in God, and you still want others to read this fantastic story, whether you believe it is true or not.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends (okay, more like devils...)

Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile

If you wish you could speak in smileys, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile.