Overlord Rousdowerhide bio
 Author has written 31 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Sherlock, Thor, Batman, Kuroshitsuji, Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス, Star Wars, and Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪. The world will be mine. The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later - Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Books, movies, TV shows, video games, the whole shebang. on the side I am an equestrian and a fencer and also your awesome world leader but don't worry about that (I'm still alive... kinda) Briefly, you can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G.K. Chesterton Bow before me mortal scum. |
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Human Shaped Constellation by jngsjngs reviews
There were those who were born great, and there were those who were born. Empirically speaking, though, weren't we all made of star stuff?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,535 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [OC, Shouto T.] Izuku M., Katsuki B.
Gorthauro Estel by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
What if Sauron had not fled? In which Sauron takes Eonwe's advice and returns to Valinor to face judgment for his deeds.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,952 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sauron, OC] Aulë, Eönwë
How Do You Court A Man? by Penrose Quinn reviews
"This was the end, I know. Though it would not be as tragic if not for her contribution. In other words, she would be the end of me." / Simply, he and she—inappropriately, under a complicated convoluted circumstance—share a flat. Simple, if only they didn't get along like oil and water. [Based on what happened to the Viscount after the Campania]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,786 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/27/2019 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Aleister C., OC]
A Shadow of Hope by TheTudorRoseQueen reviews
AU. Bard has a niece who often looked for solace with him and his family to escape an abusive father. Within a few turns of events, Ylva finds herself at the footsteps of the great Elven kingdom in Mirkwood and of Thranduil himself. There is a shadow of a spark that grows between the elf king and human. Will Thranduil and Ylva allow it to ignite or keep it hidden? [COMING BACK]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil, OC
To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 607,746 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
Blame It On The Falling Sky by DeLacus reviews
(Previously titled 'Draconic Supremacy'). Five years prior the War of Wrath, a modern girl wakes as a young dragon. Ancalagon the Black becomes her father. Smaug, an annoying jerk of a dragon, is the subject of both her hate and love. Mairon is complicated and Scatha is insane. "The peaceful times are what makes us blind." SmaugXOC. T/M rating. AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,617 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Smaug, OC] Elrond, The Necromancer/Sauron
Tales of Light and Ash by Cyrulan reviews
The hearts of Men are so easily corrupted. A single temptation is the gateway to ruin. The hearts of Men are so easily healed. A single kindness is the gateway to love. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,581 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Thranduil, OC]
The Hematic by Ohtze reviews
It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,300 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Glorfindel, OC] Sauron
One Hundred Middle-earth Snapshots by Ellethiriel reviews
A collection of one hundred Middle-earth drabbles. From Men to Dwarves, Hobbits to Elves, they'll be about anything and everything in LotR, The Hobbit, or the Silmarillion. (Mainly the Silmarillion.) Based on NirCele's prompts - see her profile if you want to join the challenge. Might go up to T eventually for possible violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Elf, Human
Wanderlust by Raider-K reviews
Legolas. Bookish, quiet, repressed. The perfect son and prince. But all that changes when Legolas decides to rebel... Pre-LotR/Hobbit. Legolas/OC. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,806 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Shot in the Dark by thebloodjet reviews
A short narrative regarding Sherlock Holmes's encounter with a drunken spitfire who mistakes 221 Baker Street as her own flat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Galion the Elven King by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE Galion is tired of being a slave to Thranduil so when he has a mishap that lands him in bed for eight weeks he uses that as an opportunity to pay back the Elvenking.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Galion - Complete
The Pilfered Vixen by Unquestionably Unhinged reviews
"I should get myself a live-in one. That would be so funny." Of course, after he attains one, he'll wish he'd never set eyes on her, because hell hath no fury like- well, you know. Moriarty/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,486 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 3/22/2013 - J. Moriarty, OC
Let the Night Rise and Fall by Midnight4595 reviews
After being abandoned by his own allies, Ulquiorra is saved and cared for by a human girl who begins to remind him of his forgotten humanity. A new life begins to open up to the former 4th Espada- one with the possibility of happiness. Ulquiorra x OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,586 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Ulquiorra, OC - Complete
Life of Lindir by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Current: Lindir intends to get rid of his enemies with the best weapon imaginable: blackmail! But when the tables are turned, what will the minstrel to do save his skin? Life of Lindir: A collection of Lindir stories. Currently contains Four parts. Written because the lesser Elves deserve more love!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Lindir
Glorfindel's School for Gifted Elflings by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Ok, so the picture has nothing to do with the story. I just googled 'Elf School' and that's what came up. Ahem... Glorfindel is coerced into teaching Rivendell Elementary. Inevitably, chaos ensues. It so happens that the twins don't like Glorfindel... Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan
For You Alone by Alethnya reviews
3 years, 2 months and 9 days ago, Sherlock Holmes told Molly Hooper that he loved her. 3 years, 2 months and 5 days ago, Molly Hooper boarded a plane and never looked back. Now, back in London, she finds herself face to face with her past…and it's everything she's ever feared it would be. Because she doesn't count. At least, not anymore. A Persuasion-ish AU, post-HLV.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,211 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Colder Than Ice by darkmask133 reviews
It was the first time someone had looked on Khan without fear. Rather curiosity. But we all know what curiosity did to the cat. Jim Kirk, to teach one of his Lieutenants-Reyne Winters- a lesson, decides a new tactic to get information from Khan. But no one predicted the results. Later Khan/OC. Rated M for Later.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,951 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/12/2013 - John Harrison/Khan - Complete
100 Tolkien Drabbles by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
I have joined the 100 drabble challenge! These will all take place in Middle-Earth. They may be from The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, or the Silmarillion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015
Genesis by Wunderkind4006 reviews
In the aftermath of the destruction of Dol Guldur, an unspeakable tragedy and crime is discovered - Elves, tortured and twisted by servants of Sauron. One brave survivor seeks a fresh start in Legolas' new Ithilien, but does she have the strength to survive this strange new world alone...or do we all need someone to lean on? LegolasXOC post LotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil, OC
Batception by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Ra's Al Ghul is just fed up with Bruce Wayne. He has to think of a way to kill him off; but nothing seems to work! Will he ever succeed in ridding Gotham of its Dark Knight? Rated only for morbidity.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane, Ra's al Ghul, Bane - Complete
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,769 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Is it in You? by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Loki returns to Asgard in chains, disgraced and disowned, appearing to have little remorse for his actions. Sigyn, a woman he claimed to cherish above all others, has questions? Did he really care for her, or was she just part of his games? Her life and honor is now ruined by her affiliation to the traitor, but can she really see him as a traitor, can she really forsake him?Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Thor, Loki, Frigga, OC
Jar Jar in Middle-Earth by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Jar Jar Binks falls into Middle-Earth and meets various people there...
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Jar Jar B., Elrond, Gollum, Erestor - Complete
The Lord of the Braces by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings. In which all dentists are evil. If you are a dentist you might not like this. Dentists will be insulted. And probably die. FOTR IS FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Peregrin T.
Do It for Frodo by The Enchanted Stream reviews
The LOTR fandom is at risk from a far greater evil than Sauron... bullying. What would Frodo say? Can everyone's favorite hobbit help save our fandom from evil Flamers and Snarky C2 managers? #NoBullying #DoItForFrodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Sin Eater by Cuckoo on a String reviews
He can't remember. She can't forget. Sometimes picture perfect doesn't mean it's a perfect picture. Nick Fury's secret Compendium is in jeopardy after the events of TWS, and when the sky is falling, the ugly stuff hits the fan. AoS cameos. Rated for language and violence.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,136 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Nick Fury - Complete
After All These Long Years by PrismUnicornRainbows reviews
It's been so long, yet it still feels like only yesterday...So why does it hurt so much? After the Battle of the Five Armies, and the nightmares are still there... Post BOTFA
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Survival of the Fellowship by rogue planet 13 reviews
Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
My Favourite Things by ASiriusAuthor reviews
Sherlockian nonsense put to Sound of Music's My Favorite Things tune. Complete and utter nonsense.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
161 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do On A Journey by 101olive4u reviews
While visiting the town of Bree, Thorin sets a long list of rules for his nephews on what they are not allowed to do. Fili and Kili, being Fili and Kili, make it their job to break all those rules. Of course. WARNING: Futuristic girls, unicorns, Rhosgobel Rabbits, cronuts, and many failed attempts at getting out of trouble are included. Beware!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,302 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Life of Legolas by Sixty-four K reviews
The life of an elvish prince can be trying... but it can also be great deal of fun. With pranks to play one day and heroic adventures to go on the next, with social issues abounding in-between, Legolas never has a dull moment(or a moment's rest)! Current: Arc Two- Dwarf War
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Legolas, Lindir, Thranduil
Too Little, Too Late by Alethnya reviews
She always saves him. Every time. Always. The tragedy is that it took him too long to realize it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper]
That was Unexpected by dogsrock101 reviews
Alex, short tempered and hot-headed, is forced to attend Hogwarts. There, she meets a group of boys: the Marauders. Remus is kind and sweet; the opposite of her. They're bound to hate each other, right? But you know the old saying...opposites attract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,230 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled by Alethnya reviews
Lt. Rebecca Duval is a seasoned Section 31 operative. The job is her life and she lives it with single-minded dedication; orders are followed to the letter and without question. When she's assigned to act as handler to Commander John Harrison, everything changes. He's ruthless, he's calculating...and now, he's her responsibility. Khan/OFC. Now fully earning the M rating.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 255,478 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 9/17/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
The CumberConference: 2015 by ASiriusAuthor reviews
THIS IS A CROSSOVER. The only reason it isn't classified one is... Well, none of the non-Sherlock characters have enough of a role to justify it. And this is a collection of all the noteworthy characters played by Benedict Cumberbatch for his birthday. Happy 39th to our beloved actor.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Knew You Were Trouble by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Previously titles Tauriel's Troubles. Different Middle Earth characters and what really went through their minds during the different stories. Now includes Elrond's Troubles! Please read and review!
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
How to Train Your Nazgul by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Frodo needs to make his mark. How can he prove to Gandalf that he is more than he seems?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Frodo B., Peregrin T., Legolas, Nazgul
Melkor's Restaurant by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Melkor's Restaurant serves food fit for the halls of Mandos! Only fresh ingredients used. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Open 24/7 every day of the week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Legolas Speaks by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Lindir prepares a present for his cousin Feren, only to be interrupted by the obnoxious Legolas. What will the minstrel do when he suddenly finds all his friends after him and his once-nemesis? Rated for weirdness and slightly wacky content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Legolas, Galadriel, Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
Thranduil Practices a Speech by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
In this fabulous one-shot, the Elvenking practices what he's going to say to his arch-enemy, Thorin Oakenshield. But things keep going wrong.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
What King? by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A certain elf hatches a plot to take the throne of Gondor, enlisting the help of a certain other elf. It is his mission to keep Aragorn, son of Arathorn, from getting married at all costs. Rated for wishful hoping for Aragorn's death and overwhelming fabulousness exuding from an Elvenking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Covert Occupations by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
In which Elrond is tired of Lindir's music and Lindir is tired of Elrond's temper. He travels to Mirkwood to become Official Rock Star to the Elvenking, but is that really the fate that awaits him there? Written because that's the choice that's winning on my poll right now. Note: Are you tired of my cheesy photoshops yet?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Elrond, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
Madame Goldberry by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Galadriel should have guessed that getting Goldberry a vacation home in Lothlorien was a bad idea. And now Haldir, Rumil, and Orophin must share her suffering. Cowritten with Lily Lindsey-Aubery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Galadriel, Haldir, Rúmil - Complete
Middle Earth: Its Mental Condition by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The characters in LOTR might be more mentally handicapped than we think. Diagnoses of all our favourite LOTR characters' mental problems. Bonus! Contains cures. (Some parts only make sense if you've seen the extended editions of the films) (And yes, that picture is a little disturbing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014
Sigrid by adelheid23 reviews
"Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman, you claim to be my humble subject, yet you will not sit in my dungeons?" Thranduil/Sigrid.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,862 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Elvenking Thranduil, Sigrid
Snow Day in Imladris by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
I'm just a little worried that this story will get reported for having such a traumatizing cover picture. It snows in Imladris and everyone goes wild. Rated for intense randomness and insanity. Very AU. No OCs. Etc. Etc. Etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Elrond, Haldir, Glorfindel, Lindir - Complete
Ned the Pie-Making ElvenKing of Mirkwood by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Oh Digby, we're not in the Pie Hole anymore. My rather ridiculous fic on Ned's reaction of waking up in Mirkwood...only to discover he is in fact the ElvenKing. Just for giggles. I couldn't help myself XD
Crossover - Pushing Daisies & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2015
With Open Arms by ASiriusAuthor reviews
A tribute to Leonard Nimoy in the Star Trek universe. K, but mentions of character death.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2015 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cumber What? by ASiriusAuthor reviews
Sherlock finds an... Interesting video on YouTube. Sesame Street is involved. Ought The World's Only Consulting Detective like Sesame Street? I should think not.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anniversary by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
No pairings or slash. This is just a very fluffy Lindir fluff to celebrate my 1 year anniversary on fan fiction (1 day early)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Lindir - Complete
Dark Lord Appreciation Day by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Valentine's Day Special a day early because tomorrow I won't be on. :) Sauron feels angsty because no one loves him. It's up to his faithful minions to prove that some people actually do. But do they really? dun dun dun...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, Orc - Complete
Best Wishes, Lady Galadriel! by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When Galadriel hires Orophin as wedding coordinator, things start to get out of hand. But what can you expect when Orophin never has a clue as to what's going on? Valentine's Day special.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Galadriel, Haldir, Celebrian, Rúmil
Loki's Diet by rogue planet 13 reviews
Loki concocts an evil plot to make all of New York City go on a diet and become thin while Nick Fury concocts an equally evil plot to make everyone fat by means of a powerful cheesecake. Who will triumph? skinny!Loki or fat!Fury? Total randomness. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Vacation Planner Dragons by ASiriusAuthor reviews
Why was Smaug looking at vacation homes before 'Musings of a Dragon? Now we know! This can stand alone, but I would highly recommend reading 'Musings of a Dragon' afterwards. WARNINGS: This crossover has many more than the listed franchises- I went from Hunger Games to Peter Pan. Not beta'd- please forgive misspells. Rated K because I always seem to rate higher than required.
Crossover - Hobbit & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Smaug - Complete
Clash of the Fandoms by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A fangirl is dragged into her fandoms, only to find that her heroes all want to kill her. *distant buzzing voices saying 'exterminate'* Will she escape? Will she stay true to her fandoms? Or will she... oh forget it. Fandoms include: LotR, Doctor Who, Thor/Avengers, Sherlock, PotC, and the Hobbit. Not your typical 'girl falls into middle earth/pirate ship/tardis' story.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thor, Loki - Complete
A Reasonable Defence by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Faramir, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Avengers of Middle Earth by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
What if it were the Avengers who went to destroy the One Ring? Rated K plus for maybe some disturbing scenes. Please R&R!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
If you're angry and you know it by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Feanor parody of If you're happy and you know it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Fëanor, Fingolfin
Fellowship of the Cosplayers by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Things could have been much worse for the Fellowship. This proves it. Rated K plus because it is too silly for normal people to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Old MacFeanor had Three Jewels by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A sadistic parody of Old MacDonald had a Farm.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Fëanor, Fingolfin, Teleri - Complete
Slay! Goes Feanor by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Pop! Goes the Weasel.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Fëanor, Teleri
Slay, slay, slay the Kin by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A parody of Row, row, row, your boat.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Fëanor - Complete
Musings of a Dragon by ASiriusAuthor reviews
What does Smaug do in his spare time? Surf the web for vacation houses, of course! REWORKED because I'm weird that way.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Smaug - Complete
Needlepoint by ASiriusAuthor reviews
Khan reflects on the events of STID
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Christmas on Baker Street by rogue planet 13 reviews
Eleventh story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. Sherlock and John go shopping...Mrs. Hudson throws a Christmas party...Mycroft gets poisoned...all the usual holiday stuff. Don't worry; no death in this story. No slash, either.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
The Darth Mall by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Day Nine of the FFCC. Darth Vader goes to the mall on Dark Side Friday in quest of the perfect gift.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Saving Icarus by kohakumiyu reviews
This story tells the old tale of a girl who thought she would never fall in love and could never be loved. In the end, she was only half right. She fell in love, but still couldn't be loved, because the golden elf-lord loved another. Right?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,491 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Glorfindel
The Iron Hills Mall by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 1. Thranduil, Legolas, and Tauriel go Christmas shopping... at the same time... at the same mall. Of course, unexpected encounters are prolific.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Elrond, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
Attack of the Vegetables by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Before the Battle at the Black Gate...told a little differently.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Aragorn
Unbound by SinfulFox reviews
Undercover FBI agent Isabelle Spicer has been clawing her way up Falcone's ranks for months when he sends her to join Fish Mooney's crew and keep tabs on their activities. But when she starts to develop an unexpected and uncanny relationship with one of her lackeys, things quickly get complicated; with more and more roles to juggle, she may drop the wrong ball. [OC x Oswald]
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, OC] Fish Mooney, J. Gordon
Ghost of a Girl by Alethnya reviews
Death, as it turns out, wasn't quite as final as Molly had always believed. A Halloween inspired Sherlolly fic with some peripheral Warstan.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [Mary M., John W.] - Complete
Hobbit Musical by rogue planet 13 reviews
Bilbo Baggins's brilliant plan to produce a musical version of his adventures fails in the planning stage because nobody can decide on the style of music to use. Hobbit cast.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Thorin, Galadriel, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
A Royal Pain by sunkyuchuu reviews
AU set way way way before the events of the Hobbit. Featuring a marriage between a grumpy village girl named Ninaereul and a conceited prince named Thranduil. They fight constantly and bicker endlessly, but can the two grow to love each other for the sake of the kingdom? Hmm I wonder... read on and find out!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Elvenking Thranduil, OC
Sins of the Lion by Celestial Alignment reviews
Before the USS Enterprise can commence its 5-year mission, it has one last task assigned to it: Deliver the cryo-tubes of Khan and his crew to a research facility. What Kirk and his crew don't expect is the flame from Khan's past named Marla McGivers. Sequel to fic "The Wrathful and the Sullen" and the film Star Trek Into Darkness. Part 2 in "The Prince" series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,899 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Carol Marcus - Complete
Revenge of the Jedi by rogue planet 13 reviews
"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." "I don't know, I can imagine a lot." "You'll get it." A dark and almost-forgotten secret from Anakin's past makes effective blackmail material.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Equilibrium by MickeyMonroe reviews
She was just trying to drop the army when Starfleet commissioned her skills aboard the 2 year journey meant for the Augments' relocation. Logically, the trip should go down without a hitch, but darkness never did care how things were Supposed to go.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [John Harrison/Khan, OC] J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Mixture by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Woohoo! Randomness! My favourite! These are my short one-shots written off of ideas from McJunker's 'Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics'. Sounds great, right? :P Please read and review! Oh, almost forgot: rated for disturbing endings to some of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Seven Eyes of Sauron by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
An innocent dinner party becomes the launching of an epic mission, when Gandalf uncovers Aragorn's deep, dark secret. The former Fellowship of the Ring, short one member, becomes a criminal organization, intent on stealing from some of the most influential people in Middle Earth. Rated T for mild violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Peregrin T., Gimli
Why Balrogs Can't Fly by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The truth about Balrogs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
Circuit Ghost by Cuckoo on a String reviews
Khan is a master chess player, but not all pieces follow the rules. Every machine has its ghosts, and Section 31 is no different. Only its ghost drinks coffee and prefers to terrorize technologically challenged ensigns. 'John Harrison' was not prepared for this. Liberal doses of humor over a fairly angsty plotline. Takes place in the year before Into Darkness. Some OCs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,707 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Admiral Marcus - Complete
A Half-Elven Mishap by rogue planet 13 reviews
It isn't easy being only half-elven. Lord Elrond gets into a scrape involving two mischievous sons, an ambitious lieutenant, and some unwanted facial hair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Elrond, Elrohir, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
City by the Sea of Woe by April Feldspar reviews
Mirror Universe of Star Trek Into Darkness. When Admiral Marcus is assassinated, Carol Marcus becomes a slave and ends up being owned by the very man who brought about her father's downfall: Khan. But the 20th century augment tyrant proves to be more humane than the people of the nightmarish Terran Empire.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - John Harrison/Khan, Carol Marcus - Complete
A Resort for Random Elves by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Galadriel, Elrond, and Gildor simultaneously decide that blonde elves who never do anything important need to take holidays. But when Haldir, Glorfindel, and Gildor himself all go to the Resort for Random Elves, they find it one of the most strenuous experiences of their lives. It seems nutcases don't get along well together. Until Haldir develops a clever plan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Galadriel, Haldir, Glorfindel - Complete
The Dead Pool by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Legolas and Thranduil, led by Gollum, go on an epic (or not so epic) quest to throw coins into the dead marshes. But the outcome of their mission isn't exactly what any of them expect. Rated T for scary, disturbing mental images but no more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Legolas, Gollum, Thranduil - Complete
Faramir's Forum by rogue planet 13 reviews
Faramir starts a forum for abused and misunderstood younger siblings, but some of the members get a little carried away...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elrohir - Complete
Of Darkness Still by MorbidDramaMaker reviews
A young anthropologist finds her in the midst of tragedy when on a brief mission with the USS Union the Botany Bay is discovered. Given charge of a furious Khan, she is forced to watch as Starfleet exploits the situation with the aims of war as the world around her begins to burn. Khan/OC.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,646 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [John Harrison/Khan, OC] J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Witch King of Angmar by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The Witch King tells the story of the battle of Pellenor Fields like it really happened.Or maybe how it didn't. Never trust a Nazgul! One shot. Contains some very mild gore...if I should rate it T let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Line in the Blood by April Feldspar reviews
Set in the AU universe of The Arrangement series as a direct sequel to Seeds of an Empire. When former admiral Marcus refuses to disclose his clandestine dealings as Head of Starfleet to anyone but his daughter, Carol has to return to Earth to confront her past and her father, while keeping a secret of her own.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,814 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [John Harrison/Khan, Carol Marcus] L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Mission: Suicide by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Denethor, steward of Gondor, is weary of life. Unfortunately (or fortunately) his frequent attempts at suicide have all ended in failure. Rated T for violence and menace, but nothing more. This short story is funnier if you've seen the films. And yes, it is humorous, even though it starts out seeming sad. ;( Labelled complete, but I might make a few tweaks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor - Complete
The Escalator of Orthanc by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
Why I like you by bedb reviews
humor..if all the characters came together to discuss why they liked each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - J. Kirk, Nero, John Harrison/Khan, Admiral Marcus
Interred in the Bone by April Feldspar reviews
Post-Star Trek Into Darkness. Carol Marcus' personal investigation into the cover-up following the Vengeance's crash into San Francisco leads her back into difficult position of rescuing the man who killed her father, she has to deal with both the darkness at the heart of Starfleet and the unexpected light in the augment's heart.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Carol Marcus - Complete
The Choice by Wunderkind4006 reviews
When Miss Levi 'Lee,' Hunter (yes miss, she is a strong independent female), goes for a run on her beach, she gets more than she bargained for when she stumbles on a man washed up by the tide. A man going by the name of Elladan, who desperately seeks her help. Captivated by the mysterious stranger, Levi finds herself letting him into her home, and maybe even her heart? Fluffy AU :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Elrohir, Human, OC, Elladan
Blindsided by LadyHorror92 reviews
"I doubt Dale will ever see a day as lovely as this one again. Enjoy it while it lasts, Amara." It wasn't coincidence that the day after Amara met that stranger the Dragon came but let her live. As she and Smaug learn the truth of their odd connection, she learns that her sudden blindness as a child was no accident, and that something far more binding has brought them together.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Smaug, OC]
Lily by redroses100 reviews
Things turn out a bit differently for the Enterprise and her crew when a girl from the past starts talking to Khan while he's aboard. For some reason, he likes Lily, and for some reason, she likes him. But it might just end up being the death of her. AU AU AU AU AU need i say it again? AU
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
To Keep a Heart Human by April Feldspar reviews
Set in The Arrangement universe, after Carol Marcus resigned her commission aboard the Enterprise to join Khan on the augment colony of Ceti Alpha V. Once there, she struggles to find a new place for herself within the superhuman society and rekindle her complicated relationship with Khan. Meanwhile, elsewhere a new connection between a human and an augment blossoms.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Carol Marcus, John Harrison/Khan] C. Pike - Complete
The Last Hope by Laur514 reviews
She is the only hope, the last hope that they survive its journey. Miniel, daughter of Thranduil is engaged to Elladan, son of Lord Elrond but when she joins the Fellowship she begins getting feelings for Aragorn. She is not supposed to like a human especially since she is already engaged but she can't seem to get him out of her mind, but what happens when Thranduil finds out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
A Psychologically Beneficial Dance in the Rain: A Sherlolly Fanfic by wibblywobblytimeywimey45 reviews
When Molly is having a bad day, she needs to cheer herself up. And giving Sherlock Holmes dance lessons outside the parking lot of St. Bart's in the pouring rain was the closest thing she could find.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W.
To Give Up a Human Heart by April Feldspar reviews
It has been a year since Carol Marcus left the Augment colony to return to Starfleet service. Yet despite finding a new home aboard the USS Enterprise, she finds she cannot quite close the book on this chapter in her life and much less forget the superhuman prince. Sequel to The Arrangement and Cordelia's Dower.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Carol Marcus, John Harrison/Khan] J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cordelia's Dower by April Feldspar reviews
Over two years after Carol Marcus left Starfleet to live on the Augment colony as part of the weapons deal between her father and Khan, the admiral decides to intervene and strike against the superhuman leader, putting his daughter's loyalties to the test and inadvertently drawing the Enterprise into the mix. Sequel to The Arrangement.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,617 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [John Harrison/Khan, Carol Marcus] J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Arrangement by April Feldspar reviews
What if Khan's ship had been found by Kirk's Enterprise like on the TOS episode Space Seed instead of by Admiral Marcus and the Federation had already been at war the Klingons? With Starfleet Command desperate to get Khan's help with building new weapons, the Augment requests a guarantee of the Federation's good will in the form of Admiral Marcus' daughter.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Carol Marcus - Complete
Thunder & Lightning by Lady Bluejay reviews
Asked to befriend Rohan's famous White Lady, Lothíriel has serious doubts as to whether a shield-maiden and a princess will get on. But she was not expecting any difficulty in being civil to the lady's brother and sparks fly from their first meeting. Worse than that however, she is led into a situation that threatens her very life. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,957 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Great Realisations by Fayth3 reviews
It was one of life's great ironies that the day Molly decided to get over him and on with her life was the day Sherlock Holmes realised that he actually had feelings for her and it was high time he did something about them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,039 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Owner's Guide to Bane by Mela Sunstrong reviews
If you've ever been interested in adopting your very own Bane into your household, this comprehensive guide will answer all your questions!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Bane
Star Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
With her relationship with George on the rocks, doom and disaster haunting her dreams, and not to mention those Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests looming in the near future, it's no surprise a memorable year is in store for Winnie and the twins. Part II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,098 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
The True Confessions of Elizabeth Reynolds by SailingAwaySoftly reviews
If only life were so easy, but sixth year Elizabeth Reynolds knows it is not. Her life at Hogwarts is far from normal, especially now that she's galavanting around with the Marauders. But she always tries to look on the bright side. Eventual LupinOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,162 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Crossed Hearts by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
When Winnie McKinnon's mother, Marlene, was killed during the 1st Wizarding War, the Weasleys took her in as one of their own. Fred and George were her best mates, but one had the potential to be much more. Part I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,339 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - George W., Oliver W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
And The Earth Will Shake by rrreeves reviews
OCxSeph, all in our universe, on Earth. (THIS STORY WILL BE REVISITED, so don't be too disappointed if you read it and find it to be sub-par.) An enraged Sephiroth escapes Shinra's headquarters and doesn't stop before he ends up in a forest, about to bleed to death. There, a girl stumbles upon him who thinks he's a crazy costume player. Only in the beginning, though.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,192 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Sephiroth - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Owner's Guide to the Joker by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Have you ever wanted to have your very own Joker? This informative manual will teach you everything you need to know to keep your Joker in top diabolical condition.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Like That by libraryloser reviews
Lucy meets four guys at Hogwarts and they hit it off. Who could ask for better friends than the Marauders? But she doesn't like any of them... like that. Honest! What, you don't believe her? You probably shouldn't. A Marauder/OC, but I won't spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,503 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
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Isle Unto Thyself reviews
Wake up face first in a cliff? Check. No memories? Check. A group of weirdos who travel around on a giant pig? Check. Lea figured she might as well hop on for the ride and cross her fingers that she'll find out what she is along the way.
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2019
Eleutheromania reviews
"Freedom is never given; it is won." She had to learn that the hard way. And now? Now she only hopes that her past can stay exactly where she left it. Chuuya/OC
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 10/22/2016 - O. Dazai, R. Akutagawa, Chuuya N., OC
Hope it Gives You Hell reviews
'Roses are red, violets are blue... if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.' A Bounty Hunter with a weird name who's sometimes disinclined to the actual 'hunting' part of her job title, and an emotionally unstable 'Sith Lord' who's sometimes as intimidating as he's made out to be and other times prone to severe temper tantrums... what more could you ask for? (Kylo Ren/OC)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC]
No Deducing Allowed reviews
Lizzy has moved to London. We all know where... 221C. Completely oblivious to what she was walking into, she meets everybody's favorite Consulting Detective. Finding herself dragged into a wild world of mystery and mayhem, Lizzy never thought she would do anything as ridiculous as falling for the detective. And then there's the stalker... Pre Reichenbach Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
The Fandom Games reviews
A dramatized take on a Hunger Games simulator! I took it, and it was too awesome, too INSANE, not to become a story! I AM NOT SORRY. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INSANITY RECEIVED! Crossed over with DC, Marvel, Sherlock, real life, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Pushing Daisies. Assisted by Wunderkind4006! Rated T for violence (yeah, I know, but it needs to be done... seriously O o)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of Fabulousness reviews
"Nine companions... You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" "No." "Excuse me?" "I think we should call ourselves... The Fellowship of Fabulousness! And for Eru's sake Elrond... this dwarf has to go!" Elrond massaged his temples and leveled a glare towards the wine loving Elvenking. "If you don't like the dwarf, then you shouldn't have volunteered, Thranduil."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Thranduil
If Only for a Moment reviews
Helen has been running for a long time, running from her past, her present, and her future. Her second greatest wish is that her life could be brighter, that she could love, and be loved, if only for a moment. And her greatest wish? That she had never been born.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Sebastian M., Undertaker, OC
100 Drabble Challenge reviews
I have joined in the fun! In true Rousdower style, this will feature elves galore, hilarity, no-so-funny angst, and general weirdness! This will probably be good to read if you're really bored LOL (or if you like my writing... *hint hint*) There may be random non-LotR stuff, that is yet to be determined. This description and title is subject to change. K plus to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Gotham, not a person was stirring, not even… oh nevermind. Needless to say, there was one person stirring, and that would be none other than the Joker. Hit by a sudden craving for Christmas cookies, he broke out of Arkham, taking with him the nefarious yet left-out Scarecrow. Day Four of the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker - Complete
Life of Thranduil reviews
The burdens of a king are many... But the burdens of the Elvenking are innumerable. A collection of these multiple trials and tribulations of the Elvenking, Thranduil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
Don't You Dare reviews
Being alone for hundreds of years can do things to your head. Thaunâris knows this for a fact. Spending her days tormenting the rangers of Ithilien, she faces a sudden change when she finds herself in the dungeons of the Dark Lord… Poor Sauron. And he thought Melkor was annoying? Ha. Possible Sauron/OC? *title subject to change*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Human, OC
Will We Endure? (Previously 'The Dead') reviews
Post LotR, heavy AU- Thranduil is faced with an evil thought long gone. Eryn Lasgalen- Greenwood the Great- is threatened by those who will kill all without mercy, and darkness- once again- falls upon his beloved forest. The war did not end with the destruction of the Ring. Sauron may be gone, but he had another plan. Will the Greenwood prevail? Or will it fall into shadow?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Legolas, Glorfindel, Thranduil
First to Remember reviews
"I don't know! I can't remember ANYTHING! Believe me... All I want is to remember..." An elleth collapses outside of Rivendell. Her memories gone and her body gradually healing, she fights to remember who she was. Glorfindel/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
The Creativity Contest reviews
In which, Elrond has a contest, Legolas gets sad, but then become successful, the twins are the twins, Lindir is also successful, Glorfindel relapses, and Ping Bing Bing disappears without a trace. This is a celebratory story of my One Year On FF anniversary (today) and was meant to be something else but my crazy head took over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
The Spiders of Mirkwood reviews
When the Spiders are attacked by the Stupid Elves, there is one brave enough to retaliate (though it did not work out so well for him in the end). Just a oneshot... with a possible continuation. K plus for death and destruction wrought upon spiders.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Complete
Life of Loki reviews
Life isn't perfect when you're surrounded by idiots. A collection of the various adventures, pranks, thoughts, and attempted conquests of and by Loki, god of Mischief AKA The Trickster.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Thor, Loki
I Wasn't Talking To You reviews
Let's get one thing straight... Iris is NOT totally sane. Ok? Let's get the next thing straight... She did not expect herself OR her friend, Mal, to get sucked into some wacky place called Middle Earth... or meet creepy things called elves... or an even creepier thing called 'Galadriel' or a really boring things called 'Celeborn' or a really snobby thing called 'Haldir'. Haldir/OC?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - [Haldir, OC] Rúmil, Elf
The Lord of the Diaries: The Fellowship's True Feelings reviews
An up close and personal look to all of our beloved (though not all are loved equally) characters. How does Frodo really feel about his burden? Exactly how much does Legolas hate dwarves? Does Gandalf feel as if he is surrounded by fools just some of the time? Or most of the time? What are Sauron's REAL plans? A story Co-written by Wunderkind4006 and Rousdower *maniacal laughing*.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014
Unfortunately That Was Real Too reviews
"Tauriel, know this," Thranduil said loftily. "I do this not out of pity, or any sentiments of that ilk, but out of necessity. The necessity to show that I am NOT to be opposed." It appears that Thranduil has changed his mind about Tauriel's punishment... Aftermath of the battle.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Complete
Johnlock? reviews
John and Sherlock discover that there is a ship name for them... Their reactions are... unexpected. Probably not what you think... ;)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Complete
A Second Chance reviews
Emma Fields was happily engaged to a man named Jared. Until she caught him snuggling with another woman. She runs into the forest and climbs a tree, slips, and falls. When she wakes, she's an elf and soon realizes she is in a totally different forest. Unfortunately, it's the forest of an uppity Elvenking, who does't seem to have anything remotely resembling a heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Thranduil, OC] Legolas - Complete
The Interfandom Christmas Party reviews
Elrond is throwing an Interfandom Christmas Party. Many many famous people from across the fandoms are attending. Unfortunately, the evening takes an unfortunate twist... Multiple crossover. I'm sorry. I had to do it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Elrond - Complete
Napoleon Who? reviews
Sherlock has found himself bored. And Molly isn't helping with her refusal to obtain a kidney punctured by a rubber duck (among other things), so he takes it upon himself to go to her flat and discover the basis for her refusal. And what he encounters is something horrifying... Sherlolly (kinda sorta? maybe a bit more than kinda...) Never written Sherlolly before. Excuse the weird.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Crazy Happenings reviews
In which Nero is resurrected, Khan is woken up, Spock goes to use the restroom and Kirk is angry, surprised and flabbergasted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Spock - Complete
The Case of the Octopus reviews
A woman has called Sherlock to tell him that her octopus is missing. It turns out to be something just a tad more sinister... and all John wants to do is finish reading his article on groundhog rehabilitation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Death of James Tiberius Kirk reviews
ONLY READ THIS IF YOU DISLIKE CAPTAIN KIRK AND HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH KILLING HIM
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Poof reviews
As a result of a little argument in the real world, Haldir is confused… one minute he is in Lothlorien, the next in Helm's Deep. Back and forth, back and forth. WHEN WILL IT END!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
The Dream reviews
Khan Noonien Singh encounters Thranduil of Mirkwood (or is it... Smirkwood? *mysterious look*)
Crossover - Hobbit & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2014 - John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Solitary Confinement or The Royal Timeout reviews
Legolas dared defy the Elvenking of Smirkwood
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Tribbles Are Coming! The Tribbles Are Coming! reviews
This is the sequel to 'Tribble? What Tribble' if you haven't read that, please do, or you will be a little (a lot) confused. Kerfuffle has spawned hundreds of duplicates of himself! If you want to read about evil tribbles and Kirk in the shower… read this.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Tribble? What Tribble? reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Tribble from Into Darkness? Rated T for a wee bit of blood and some swearing. SOME.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
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