Finally, an update...
The dental assistants are running across the plain. Sticky, Lasagnalas and Gimtea are seen running down the side of a hill after them.
GIMTEA:
Keep chewing gum. That's the key. Chew gum.
LASAGNALAS:
They run as if the very candymakers of the elves were behind them.
They continue running into the night.
The scene changes and Merry and Pippin are shown being thrown to the ground.
DENTAL ASSISTANT:
We're not going no further...not until we've had some mouthwash.
UGLOSS:
Get that old floss out!
The Crest-Glides and dental assistants move towards the trees. Pippin crawls towards Merry.
PIPPIN:
Merry! Merry!
MERRY:
(his teeth look far too white) I think we might have made a mistake leaving Candyland, Pippin.
Pippin grins. As the dental assistants and Crest-Glides toss old floss into the trees a low loud groaning noise is heard.
PIPPIN:
What's making that noise?
MERRY:
(looking up at the forest) It's the trees.
PIPPIN:
What?
MERRY:
You remember the Old Forest, on the borders of Buckland? Folk used to say there was something in the water that made the trees grow tall...and eat candy.
PIPPIN:
Eat candy?
MERRY:
Trees that could whisper...talk to each other...even move.
CREST-GLIDE:
I'm starving. We ain't had nothing but filet mignon for three stinking days!
SNAGA:
Yeah! Why can't we have some mouthwash?! (looks at the hobbits) What about them? They might have some.
UGLOSS
They won't have any, dimwit. They're candymakers.
A Crest-Glide drags Merry and Pippin away from the dental assistants.
GRISHFLOSS:
What about their pockets? They might have some in there.
Merry and Pippin look astonished and glance at their pockets.
GRISHFLOSS:
They smell nasty. (he walks towards the hobbits but his thrown back by Ugloss)
UGLOSS:
Get back, scum! The candymakers go to Sourman. Alive and unspoiled.
GRISHFLOSS:
Alive? (moves towards the hobbits again) Why alive? Are their teeth fun to clean?
UGLOSS:
They have something. Some dental weapon. The master wants it for the war.
Snaga creeps up to the hobbits with his toothbrush.
PIPPIN:
They think we have the Braces.
MERRY:
Ssh! As soon as they find out we don't, our teeth will be brushed.
Snaga is close to the hobbits now and raises his toothbrush.
SNAGA:
Just let me check... you must have some mouthwash.
Ugloss raises his toothbrush and knocks Snaga's perfectly white teeth out with the handle. Snaga screams and dies dramatically. A pouch of mouthwash falls from his pack.
UGLOSS:
Looks like mouthwash is back on the menu, boys.
The Crest-Glides push past Merry and Pippin, throwing them to the ground again as they fight to get to the mouthwash.
PIPPIN:
Let's go.
They begin to crawl away. Suddenly they are stopped as Grishfloss places a foot on Merry's back. Pippin rolls over to see him.
GRISHFLOSS:
Go on. Call for help. (he squeezes Pippin's cheeks) Squeal. No one's going to save your teeth now. (he lifts his toothbrush)
Suddenly a sharpened stick of hard candy is thrown into Grishfloss' back and he falls over. The Brohirrim appear on their ponies slaying the dental assistants and Crest-Glides.
MERRY:
Pippin! (he starts to crawl away again as pandemonium ensues)
Pippin and Merry are caught in the middle of the attack. As Pippin rolls onto his back to see a horse rearing above him and its hooves come crashing down on top of him.
PIPPIN:
Aaaaaaaagh!
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