Hello everyone,

This is a continuation of the piece "Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates" which I wrote under the name sweetypie15. This is written by the same author, however I decided to stop using my friend's account to publish it, and now will be using my own. Thanks Julia for letting me use it! Julia, who has been my writing partner for our earlier work "You think you've got problems?" might be contributing to this fic in future too.

This was a lot of fun to write :)

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Mister Frodo and Sam Gamgee are attending LAND OF SHADOW.

Merry Brandybuck: this can't be good...

Aragorn is running

Gimli Sonogloin: hates running

Legolas Greenleaf: cos you have short legs lol

Legolas Greenleaf: Just is

Gimli Sonofgloin: Soooo original

Legolas Greenleaf: I know, I'm a deep elf.

Gimli Sonofgloin: that was *sarcasm*

Legolas Greenleaf and Gimli Sonofgloin are no longer friends.

Legolas Greenleaf: Gimli son of Gloin son of GROIN lol

Aragorn: great, really mature. Why don't you act your age?

Legolas Greenleaf: I AM acting my age.

Aragorn: So, what, 3000 in elf years is like, eight human years? Go and apologise to him right now.

Aragorn: feels like a babysitter.

Legolas Greenleaf: I didn't ASK to be bossed around!

Gimli Sonofgloin: in that case can you put Legolas in the naughty corner?

Aragorn: *Sigh*

Eomer joined the group RIDERS OF ROHAN

Gimli Sonofgloin: is surrounded by sharp and dangerous looking warriors on horses

Legolas Greenleaf and Gimli Sonofgloin are now friends.

Aragorn and Eomer are now friends.

Gimli Sonofgloin: could eat a horse right now. But suspects he isn't allowed...

Gimli Sonofgloin: they're expecting me to get on a horse?

Legolas Greenleaf: this should be hilarious! I'm glad I'm good with horses

Gimli Sonofgloin: Aw, does ickle Legolas have a My Little Pony? Run along and give it a pretty hairstyle!

Gimli Sonofgloin and Legolas Greenleaf are no longer friends.

Aragorn: oh for fuck's sake

Pippin Took: is quite attached to his legs...

Merry Brandybuck: don't worry, I'm sure they won't really eat us!

Treebeard: isn't hasty.

Pippin Took took the quiz "How Likely Are you To Survive Being Captured by Orcs?"

Pippin Took is 34% likely to Survive. *Share this result with your friends*

You are small and not really a warrior. You've never been captured by Orcs before, and you're not sure it's really for you. Even if you do escape, you are likely to be lost far from home and will need a friend. You will need to keep your wits about you and make use of anything you find to hand. Still, maybe you will get lucky!

Frodo Baggins: thinks we should give Gollum a chance

Sam Gamgee: really not sure about that...

Gollum: hates stupid fat hobbitss

Gollum became a fan of FISH

Gollum: Gollum

Gollum: what did you call me?

Gollum changed his name to Smeagol

Smeagol changed his name to Gollum

Smeagol joined facebook.

Gollum: Curses you!