You tell PJ! Kill Haldir that low life scum bag of a movie director! Awesome job Rousy.

"He most certainly does not need to die!" Yes! Exactly! Haldir should have never died in the movie! He should have liiiiivvvveeed!

Haldir lives! Yay! Have you ever realized he appears in RotK for Aragorn's coronation?

I love you so much for doing this! This is one of the most hilarious things I have read in a long time and I love to see someone stand up for Tolkien's original works.

I love this. It is awesome. I was laughing my head off.

Oh...my...gosh.
This is priceless. XD XD XD XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Yes, Haldir should not have died.

Btw, I love your avatar. And how your profile says:
Greetings, mortal.

*flops over and dies from overexposure to pure hilariousness*

To hear - see is to obey. Ahem. I will review.
THIS WAS SO FUNNY I pity Haldir. He must have had major mental problems after this... XD

That was brilliant, and completely accurate!

Yay! Haldir was saved by a bunch of fans.
Actually, I really liked his death in the movie.

hehe...Haldir's death at Helm's Deep spawned a lot of tragic fanfic.

OHmigods... I laughed! I've been browsing humour fics for ages and I found one that I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT... Oh my goodness, this is really ingenious and original. I love it!

-Goldie Gamgee, Daughter of Hades

Really funny. Tolkien and Jackson seem to be gods actually running Middle Tolkien was really a Vala?

LOLZ! Love this story!

...Poor Haldir indeed? OMG I was getting dizzy for him! V good I like the moral!

I never liked how they killed him in the movie...but then again I don't like elves dying in general! Aannnnd like why was Elladan and Elrohir not in the movie...sighs...bad Jackson bad bad Jackson!

Wunderkind

PLEASE ADD PARAGRAPHS. Then it will be one of the most brilliant stories ever! But poor grammar really makes people not want to read your work no matter how good it is- I only struggled through because the plot sounded really good!