Guess what Feanor? I'll Kinslay you right. Back. Heh.

Oh gosh that is funny. You should have seen Maglor's reaction when I showed him this...he looked at me strangely and ran to the bathroom and locked the door. I'm not sure if he's laughing or crying...maybe both.

Okay, I know what I just wrote was weird, but I am very. Very. Weird.

Oh my! This was fantastic!

- Erelil Morningstar

LOLOLOLOL
oh sweet Manwe...why...
This was hilarious! Oh goodness...I'm gonna have to sing this to myself again...
Lol, thanks so much! This was perfect...
~Thurin

*goes into wild fits of laughter* I wonder what Maedhros and the rest thought of their singing father. I bet they just shrugged at each other and went back to fighting.

Get, get, get those jewels
Away from the Dark Lord
I must have the Silmarils
Or I will kill you all.

Thanks. You've now made my thoughts morbid while I laugh. How is that even possible?

Well, I must say that singing this to the tune of "Row your boat" makes the whole even more morbid.

haha!

Doesn't work for me, but then I'm no kin of thine.

I just wanted to review my own parody. Isn't this awesome. :DDDDDDDDD

Well, I don't want to be "kinslayed", so here a review. ;) The lyrics rhyme well, and it's a very interesting idea. To me, the funniest thing is the irony; a song about life being a dream is twisted into something about the kinslayings, arguably the worst thing that ever happened in the history of Arda. The darker side of me can't help but smile. Thanks for posting!

Why do you inflict the internet with these? I will now be obligated to sing this to people :D