Being the Master of Death made life difficult, especially when you need to save all of magical Europe from inbreeding its way to extinction. At least Death was enjoying watching his Master attempt this over and over again. Harry didn't find it nearly as entertaining. Well, tenth times the charm right? (FemHarry)

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

AU of GoF, sequel to Other People's Choices. Harry begins his summer with horrific visions that come true much faster than he was expecting. He'll have to rely on his circle of friends, both his guardians, and all his allies to cope with the results. COMPLETE. The sequel, Leopard's Choice, is now up.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Voldemort won. The last of the war criminals Hermione Granger is about to face public execution. Except - it doesn't work out that way. What would you do if you went back twenty years in time? With nothing to lose, Hermione creates a ruthless deception. She enters Slytherin as pureblood Hermione Black with one thing on her mind: Revenge. Unapologetic trope-abuse.

When HYDRA sends The Winter Soldier to bring them the four-year-old Boy Who Lived, the outcome is not what they expected.

AU, gen, Harry and Draco friendship. In a world where wizards and witches can sense each other's familiars but no one else can, Harry's impressive familiar makes an eleven-year-old Draco Malfoy take more notice of him.

' I'm not dead,' is his first thought upon waking. His next thought, after opening his eyes and seeing the mold-blackened ceiling of his childhood bedroom, is, 'What the bloody—' He touches his neck. It's whole, slender – like a child's throat – and just as smooth. His third, and final thought before the banging at his door starts, is: 'Did any of it happen at all? ' Time-Travel.

During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)

Sol's Hogwarts letter has arrived and, with it, the opportunity for adventure with cousin Harry. Only, the world isn't as safe as previously thought. Can both Harry and Sol get through the school year safe and sound? [SEQUEL to A Fresh Bouquet]

Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.

As his dying act of retribution, Danarius gives Fenris everything he's ever wanted: a world free of mages, magisters, and malificarum. It's not much of an improvement.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

The Ten Rings prove too dangerous to be left alone, and so the Winter Soldier is dispatched and acquire another asset. The assassinations would have gone rather well too, were it not for the fact Toni Stark was making her grand exit that day. In which Toni returns from her kidnapping with metal in her chest and an equally metal-armed bodyguard. (Female Tony Stark)

Val Shepard is the survivor of Mindoir, Hero of Elysium, first human Spectre, Savior of the Citadel, Destroyer of Bahak, and savior of the galaxy... ... or is she? Waking up as an ordinary Alliance officer, Shepard tries to make sense of the world around her, where everything seems changed.

Buffy was supposed to be retired, and yet here she was, traipsing through the English countryside, hot on the trail of a werewolf.

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*

A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.

The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Harry Potter beat Voldemort but died in the process. In a strange place with options to replay his life in a world of either Light or Dark, Harry makes what seems to be the obvious choice and intends to use this 'Game' to ensure that he never fails his friends again. But there is more to this 'Inquisition' that will rock his beliefs to the core. Gamer Harry mild DA:InquisitionXover

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Lucifer envied man, Eve tempted Adam, and Michael cast Lucifer out of heaven. Right? Stop. Start over. Lucifer envied man, Eve chose freedom, and Michael loved Lucifer. Closer. Or Tony/Pepper/Steve throughout the ages, the Tony as Satan story you never knew you wanted.

In a world where werewolves are known, hunters found a way to tame the werewolves aggression. Enslavement. Stiles disagreed with everything these hunters were doing. He had assumed nothing could be done, until his best friend pleads for him to take in a 'hostile' werewolf. Add a jealous ex-owner and Stiles' normal life gets a lot more interesting.

Cedric's got a busy year juggling an amorous Cho, quidditch practices, Head Boy duties, avoiding hordes of star-struck girls, impressing his father, winning a tournement AND studying for NEWTS! What's a bloke to do? Call on our resident bookworm of course.

Buffy and boredom are non-mixy. So when she finds herself voodooed into a world where vampires are accepted and nothing like she's used to, what else is there to do but investigate?

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

After she's sent down to Alchera to find the pieces of her ship, Shepard begins to wonder how she might put back together the pieces of herself.

Despite his impoverished circumstances, Tom Riddle always knew he was destined for great things. The ability to travel back and forth through time was a bit of a surprise, though. Also a surprise: the bushy-haired little girl he meets in the future who possesses powers to match his own. Eventual Tomione; starts pre-Hogwarts.

This was supposed to be a one shot for my darling, Omslagspapper. Then the plot bunnies grabbed me. They've held me down and forced a few more chapters into the story. It's all about young Riddle finding something better than world domination. (not my sandbox, but I love playing in it)

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)

In which HYDRA perform what they believe to be a ritual to summon up a power to master Death, only for it to backfire in the most spectacular of ways. Hariel 'Harry' Potter really wants to know where this guy with the metal arm came from, and why her Hallows went mad at his arrival. Female Harry Potter (rating may change) DISCONTINUED

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

She's bored, he's freaked out. She's an airhead, he's confused. A what if Duncan hadn't been near the Tower and the mage got in trouble.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

None of them are truly happy. Mistakes were made. Wrong paths were taken. One will step up to change all that.

This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.

With Sirius Black on the loose, Harry and Ron arrive for their 3rd year as rambunctious, loud, obnoxious teenagers. Sounds normal. Why, then, is Albus Dumbledore so worried? Is it going to be just a normal year at Hogwarts? Is it ever when a Potter is involved?

So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU

AU. Mages have always been little more than cursed weapons, but even the Chantry could tell their potential. The Tower was little more than a ring of forced prositution and the plight of the mages was far more than a lack of freedom. Dark themes, mature

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

A man falls from the sky, and SHIELD is more than happy to help... Though they're not quite sure what to do with him with most of their experts claiming he should be dead. But then another another turns up... and another, and SHIELD is half wishing they could rescind their offer of 'sanctuary', because magic users might just be more trouble than they're worth...

This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...

What is happening backstage, offscreen, behind the main action of the story? These are the scenes that we know MUST have happened.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

Or some mislabeled folder on my hard drive. Basically shenny in all the fun ways my mind has conceived it but refused to write out a full story for. Enjoy, please R&R.

Harry failed to learn the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, so he, with Luna's guidance, must undertake a journey to learn the true history of the Wizarding world, and find himself in the process. Multi-crossover.

The Reapers are here. Shepard struggles with fear for her mother, guilt over being alive, and interspecies grudges. She can't unite the galaxy, or sort out her love life. At least she has a good friend to lean on. F!Shep/Kaidan, F!Shep/Thane

AU. The Blight doesn't happen. Kallian Tabris goes to Highever to marry Nelaros and becomes lady-in-waiting to Elissa Cousland. The Teyrn gives Elissa the ultimatum to find a husband in six months or one would be found for her. She tries, but all isn't as peaceful as a Blightless Ferelden should be. The Latest - Part 11: The celebration is interrupted...

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

Not all wounds are easily healed, and some will always leave scars. This is a follow up to my fic "Broken Trust" and deals directly with the aftermath of the events in that story. It references NON-CON events in the past, and may be triggering to some.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Two worlds, one defined by ancient magic, the other modern science, are about to collide in the ultimate clash of civilizations when a long lost secret is found and threatens to destroy them both. AU. Co-Write with JonHarper.

With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!

Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Harry's first failed case as an auror causes her to end up in an alternate universe where 1) magic doesn't exist and 2) some people don't understand what it means to stay dead. Steve just wanted to help clean up the mess left over by the Chitauri invasion. Harry and Steve becoming friends wasn't a part of either one of their plans. Fem!Harry, BWL!Neville, eventual HP/SR.

Darcy Lewis decides somewhere between Dallas and Austin, as her beat up old Ford truck speeds down a two-lane back country road, that she's made for road trips...until her truck breaks down and she learns quickly there's no cell service in BFE.

Hermione Granger loved magic. But she also had limits, and being hunted by reborn megalomaniacs and insane purebloods in silver skull masks just happened to be one of them. It was time for a fresh start, and maybe a stick to ward off the web-flinging high-schoolers, wayward billionaires, and shadow agencies that apparently came with it.

Darcy Lewis was above all, a confident, knowledgable woman. She was however, poor with little prospects. That is until she lands a job at Stark Industries and is given the opportunity of a lifetime. But being given a chance doesn't quell the aching loneliness she feels and all she really wants is someone to love and be loved in return.

On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.

An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.

The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.

In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

Saren? Geth? The total annihilation of all organic life? Pffsh. Don't worry! Rich Achievement Unlocked! Emphasizes side quests, hard science, technobabble, & military jargon with a side of Shenko & a helping of squad mate banter. Action, humor, flirting, drama, & brushes with death. Now with 100% more rampaging dinosaurs! (I regret nothing.)

The Circle makes, the Circle breaks, but it never, ever stops turning. "Hey, I remember you from the Tower!" "Hey, I wish I didn't!"

It's just a laugh from a dark haired girl on the street, but it trips off a set of events that no one could expect or anticipate. Truth is stranger than fiction, but when your whole life is fiction, who's to say what strange really is?

After Shepard destroyed the Collector base, the Illusive Man decides to correct an error he made during the Lazarus Project; he should have let Miranda put in the chip. f!Shepard/Thane; f!Shepard/Garrus. Post-ME2/ME3 AU.

The story of Carver Hawke: warrior, templar, son, brother. This is his search for belonging.

When Lorelai, Queen of Ferelden and Warden-Commander, finds herself in the worst trouble of her life since the Blight, it's up to her old companions and her Wardens to come together to aid her...and keep her King from getting himself killed in the process

It was all about Hermione. Hermione was the one he needed to get through to. In an ironic twist of fate, Sirius realized that she was going to become his salvation once again. Only this time, he was determined to unveil all the secrets he had been hiding behind.

In the year 9:30, six remarkably different individuals find themselves drafted into a plot to unite Ferelden to stop a looming Blight. *Chapter 21: The Wardens descend into Redcliffe

AKA The awkward and sometimes inappropriate misadventures of Wilhelmina Hawke. Dragon Age II fic, Act II. Sequel to Maps and Legends, rated M for sexual content, strong language and violence.

Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*

Hawke was certain desperate times called for desperate measures. She only wanted to see her sister - walls, gates, and templars be damned. It was a foolproof plan... until she ran into the one obstacle she couldn't fight her way around. (Hawke/Cullen)

The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

Theirs was a fragile friendship, that fell apart for the sake of an arranged marriage . . . to each other. As the new King and Queen of Ferelden, nothing is easy, and one Dark Promise may threaten to ruin their kingdom and their very souls. Part 1 of 3.

Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs

How is a pesky Fade spirit to solve the dilemma of who should be the Warden in its novelization of the story of the latest Blight? Why, by letting pre-Ostagar Alistair choose his own love interest by meeting them all, of course!

He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?

Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.

INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.

CullenxAmell. First person humor. In any close-knit community there is always a problem with gossip. Some words will haunt you forever. rated M

ME2 up to ME3, follows Snapshots and Oligo. Shepard and Alenko each try to deal with their new-found situation, each trying to pick up the pieces of a life they lost when the Normandy went down. Note: More emotional exploration than action.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Penny is dating Leonard. Sheldon is dating Amy. So why does it seem like they spend all of their time with each other? And should they enjoy it, even the fighting, as much as they do?

AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.

How do you solve an impossible problem? A story of indoctrination, chaos, and freedom. Jane 'Foucault' Shepard's final run. Sequel to Kingdom of Rust.

They have been kept apart by space, time and even death but their feelings for each other haven't changed. Set between ME2 and into ME3 and the coming together of Shepard and Alenko with a little help from unexpected sources.

Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH

James had spent weeks running from his past. Sure, he didn't exactly have his life planned out, not in so many words, but still nothing prepared him for the moment when the former commander Shepard barged into his life and made away with his lucky deck.

Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.

Post 4.09 'Chimera'. Spoilers for everything. In which there is a visitor to the Sanctuary, and Nikola Tesla uses his powers for wrong. Again.

In the days after "Saturnalia Miracle 2008," Penny and Sheldon's relationship begins to change. They go with it. Rated for coitus; rating applies starting in chapter 11.

The Hero of the Citadel has been brought back from the dead for the sole purpose of saving humanity. As she struggles to adapt to her unfamiliar body, she seeks out both new and old friends across the galaxy. FemShep/Garrus V. and some FemShep/Thane K.

A long time ago, a deadly threat ravaged the galaxy. Earth was saved in a desperate plan, and to its inhabitants only a few years had gone by while the galaxy changed around them. Now, the threat is coming back, and all will be revealed. CANCELLED

Insomnia was the stimulus for a relationship that both Shepard and James knew was already doomed by the ticking clock of galactic annihilation. FShep/Vega, past FShep/Kaidan.

She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.

After the Synthesis, Kaidan finally found Shepard. However, the god-child has erased most of her memories. Deep down, he still has to find her and help her remember. And he will. No matter what.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

Compilation of one-shots based on a DA:O & Awakenings HNR playthrough. Some are dark, some satirical - all are an attempt to see the Blight and outcome of quests through mostly NPC perspectives...each chapter is more or less my answer to many of my own questions, and a couple will contain references to a pc mod where both Loghain and Alistair are GWs. Chapter 29 - Niall.

Written for a prompt on norsekink, full prompt inside. Loki's bereft of magic, asks Thor for help, gets turned down-Captain America to the rescue! Rating may change, dunno yet. Norsekink is eating my brain. *MAY 2015-abandoned, if anyone wants to adopt it, feel free*

Random DA2 drabbles with no particular rhyme or reason. Rated M only because Hawke has a potty mouth.

Warning: Contains pure, unadulterated self-insertion crack. You have been warned. Written on a lark with Edana ni Emer.

Sometimes, what you leave behind is more difficult than accepting that you need to leave...A story of the Mage that didn't become a Grey Warden.

Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.

AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?

I always wanted to know what the other fire team was doing during the attack on the Collector Base. This is how Garrus experienced the suicide mission.

Shepard and Garrus are chosen to become living proof to the galaxy that humans and turians can work together as an effective team. However, their spectacle stopped being for show long before they realize and true feelings begin to emerge. FemShepxGarrus

AU: fem!Hawke is a Tevinter magister. She kills Denarius and wins all that he owns...including Fenris. This will be a full length AU - events will unfold in different ways because some things are simply fated to be. M for later graphic sex and violence.

John Shepard didn't get spaced when the Normandy was destroyed. Instead he wakes up in Castle Cousland.

COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.

"Are you strong enough to stand? Protecting both your heart and mine?" The things we do for love. He left to save her, now it's her turn to return the favor. Fenris/F!Hawke. AU. Rated M for content.

*MA/NSFW* Isabela/Fenris... While the world is busy being in peril, the companions are able to steal quiet moments of their own.

Accidents happen, especially when you rely on the taint as a form of contraception. Post Blight. Eventual Fem!Surana/Alistair

Fenris is a slave in Danarius' household. This is a story of Fenris' fight for freedom, not only for his freedom but for the freedom of a woman who will one day change the tides of Thedas and truly set him free.

For the kmeme. Quentin had a partner back in the day, who comes into town just in time to see his old friend gutted by Hawke. Enraged, he chooses one of Hawke's friends to experiment on for revenge. Prompt: Anders gets wings. Eventual Fenders.

The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the remaining companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all.

Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.

The most precious gift in the world is a second chance. Given the choice to fix what went wrong in his life Anders plans on getting things right. But time has a way of claiming what was lost. Anders/M!Hawke

AU. What happens when magic gone awry unites a post-apocalypstic Earth and Thedas?

Post DA2: A life on the run is interrupted when something happens to Anders and he is forced to account for the things he's done...things he can't remember doing. How will he rebuild a life he can't remember having with a woman who is a stranger to him?

Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris Find it in Russian at /readfic/2628013 - huge love to the talented lenokkk x

Rìona Cousland confronts the Blight armed with a noblewoman's ambition and a courtesan's approach to diplomacy.

The Blight is over; Melissa Cousland to be entombed at Weisshaupt. King Alistair must go to Orlais and select a bride of Imperial blood, while in Ferelden the Chantry has plans of its own. A tale of fluffy romance and unfluffy politics. COMPLETE!

AU-Two Hawke siblings Garrett and Marian surviving their 'medieval alternate reality.' One rises to become Champion of Kirkwall while the other brings all of Thedas to the brink of war. Combination of canon and massive non-canon.

Something shifts within the abandoned slaver caves, and Cassidy Hawke can only hope she holds her balance. It definitely won't be easy... Set during Act II, major spoilers.

A collection of prompts from da tentparty kinkmeme. Includes slashfic and heavily sexual themes that are pretty different from my normal stuff. Nearly always with Anders, but some others will no doubt turn up later on!

A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.

When Alistair learned of the destruction of Lothering,he could only thing of one person. Ever since a few chance meetings, Marian Hawke and Alistair have lead different lives, but when they meet again, they make the most of it. Hawkistair! Slight AU

He writes to her, letters that may never be read. She gives him such a profound gift, though asks nothing in return. The written word says what he cannot bring himself to express. Vignettes surrounding Fenris's journey to literacy.

AU: Surana escapes the Circle with Jowan. Aided by an unlikely group of allies who soon become dear friends and perhaps even more, they embark on a journey that will take them from the city of Andraste's birth to the City of Chains.

Amaranthine is destroyed, and Warden Amell travels to Vigil's Keep to take command. But one either must play the game of politics or be used as a pawn, and her demons are gathering... Amell/Zevran/Cullen, post-Awakening, multi-POV, Part 5 of Old Roads.

"I want everyone in Thedas to have a chance to hear our version of it. This is just the beginning. Mages will be free." - Lilian Hawke. It may have started in Kirkwall, but now the revolution spreads with Hawke and Anders at the center. DA2 post game fic

One writer's journey in procrastination. Now simply a collection of drabbles, ranging from genre to genre, for any character and pairing requested. Various. Updated whenever.

After their brief romance, Marian Hawke and Fenris try to salvage their friendship. Kirkwall is never kind, however, and the worst struggle is yet to come, as Hawke loses everything and becomes a slave to bitterness. Has magic truly spoiled everything?

Justice said he disapproved of the obsession with Hawke. He did not say he disliked her - A Justice/F!Hawke/Anders OT3

Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.

What the Blight could have been - a somewhat amusing adventure story in which all six origins became Grey Wardens. Part XVII: In Denerim, plans are made. Anora's rescuers are dispatched, and Tabris wants her new girlfriend to meet her family.

Alternate storyline to the Blight. Mage Amell is an apostate mage on the run. Her plan was never to get caught, but she never planned on saving the templar who is determined to bring her back. Rated M CullenxAmell

Hawke has been made tranquil, leaving her lover, Fenris, heartbroken.

Aedan Cousland orders Alistair executed and marries Anora in order to Rule Ferelden after the Blight. But plans go awry and sometimes you can't predict the outcomes of your own actions. Rated M for sex and Violence. Darker than most of my fics! Cover Art by Cave-Fatuam

Three years after their trip into the Deep Roads, Hawke attempts to explain her motivations in a series of letters to her sister.

The saga of Warden-Commander Brand Cousland six years after the end of the Blight as she confronts a love lost and the potential destruction of all she holds dear. Cousland/Exiled Alistair w. Cousland/Anders Rated M for violence and adult themes.

Five years after the defeat of the Archdemon, Alistair and Elissa are brought together by a common threat, and must try to know each other again in the roles of their new lives.

Kiann Surana, one of the Heroes of Ferelden, learns that even a solver of problems various and sundry can't fix everything, particularly when fate takes over. Sequel to Problems Various and Sundry.

Survive Ostagar - check. Gather Army - check. Slay Archdemon and survive - also check. Become Ferelden's new Warden Commander and Arl of Amaranthine? Uhhh...So, I'll get back to you on that? Alistair's life post-Blight.

Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.

Death, betrayal, redemption, a motley crew of Wardens and at least five different kinds of darkspawn behind each corner. A typical day in Amaranthine for Sarah Cousland. I hopped on the FemCousland/Nathaniel-bandwagon and it feels good. Reviews welcomed.

In one moment with a mirror, two roads diverged. One road led to the defeat of the Blight within a year, while the other results in a Ferelden where all is not as it should be. Mostly AU. Alistair/F!Mahariel.

First FF in a long time. The blight is over and Alistair is king. Leaving behind his Lover and fellow Grey warden. the feelings they shared never really leave them, maybe being king doesn't have to be a punishment. CExA Rating Changed to T

From the stables, to the Chantry, to the Grey Wardens, to the throne. Alistair's faced it all with his usual levity and attempt to fulfill his sometimes conflicting duties and he'll continue to do so. A series of Alistair-related BSN prompts.

Merran Amell loves the Circle and being a mage; but she's not just another magic-imbued individual. She's been tainted from birth and she 'talks' to the Archdemon. But now she's a Grey Warden and she's supposed to defeat it...? **Chapter 27 Revised**

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

In these shorts, psychopathic elf-mage Neria Surana proves that she will try just about anything once. Much to the dismay of those around her.

Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.

The tormented Knight-Commander Cullen rules the Circle Tower with cruelty, and commands fear. A ghost from his past who haunts his dreams returns to the Tower, threatening his tenuous grip on his sanity. Themes of violence, torture, sex, angst. Very dark.

Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.

What if the newest grey warden simply walked into the moonlight never to return... Would the merry band of followers stay together? Would Alistair finally lead? Find out the secrets of the missing warden's journal in the next episode of Darkness Calling.

Cullen's mind has been weakened by trauma, and Nadine has been rejected by her lover. Can she help pull this man from the dark place that holds him, or will he finally crack? Amell/Cullen/Alistair/ and more because there's just not enough Cullen Love!

When Blythe Amell is conscripted and forced to leave the Circle Tower, Anders and a disillusioned Cullen uncover a dark secret of the Chantry's and are determined to expose it. Rated M for expletives & M/M and F/M sex. F/Amell, M/Surana, Cullen, Anders

Duncan made a mistake when he recruited a psychopath mage. It might have been OK if someone other than Alistair had survived Ostagar, but since no one did, Neria is able to use her freedom to turn the kingdom into something ridiculously chaotic.

Warden Commander Selene Cousland is summoned to Redcliffe to save Ser Perth from dying of Darkspawn taint. When she gets there however she realizes that he's been purposely infected, but to what end? Ser Perth/Cousland, rated M

Months after the archdemon falls, a choice is made. Friends go there seperate ways. Five years later the "fellowship" is brought together once more, to face a new challenge. Rated M just in case. Feed back please. Alistair/PC **SPOILERS**".

The archdemon is dead, yet the threat of the darkspawn endures. As such the shadow of the woman she once was, Lynn Tabris, travels to Amaranthine, to do her duty, to ruthlessly purge the land with fire and steel, to forget...

COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.

Kidnapped at 17. Held hostage. Brought home years later, Bella is different. Are her feelings for her kidnapper the result of the mental affliction Stockholm Syndrome, or are they real? Love and deception aren't always black and white. AU-H, dark themes.

A lot of little things are wrong in Ferelden. When Alistair discovers why, he will not be alone in his choice between the reality that is and the reality that ought to be. UPDATE 8/27: Paivel v. Leliana: Mortal Story Kombat. Round One. FIGHT!

The Chantry and the Grey Wardens of Ferelden have crossed paths and some templars have died. The Chantry wishes to reign in the Grey Wardens. Neria Surana and Anders fight for their independence. They become the Grey Warden Liberation Front of Ferelden.

Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU

There are mages and there are Templars. And there are certain rules and boundaries that- if you're either one- you don't cross. Because in this cage you stick with your own kind. Fem!Amell x Cullen; pre/early game. COMPLETE- Sequel started!

Shadows chase a mage and her companions to the Circle of Magi. But when they arrive, they will find more trouble than they imagine... post-game, Part 4 of "Old Roads", Cullen/Zevran/Amell.

What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

What young noble girl does not dream of marrying a King? A young King, handsome and strong and already half-beloved by the country he had fought to save?

Why aren't Alistair, Zevran, and the dog with the Warden at Vigil's Keep? They're off having their own adventure, of course.

Bella Amell is just your average ordinary mage. Cullen Edwards is a Templar with a dark brooding secret. Perhaps together they can overcome the dark forces that are threatening to tear Ferelden apart? Probably not, but we'll have some laughs on the way.

The templars were nothing but soulless carcasses who did nothing but blindly follow orders, she thought. But then why would he act like that when all she did was look?

Elissa, the mischievous daughter of the noble Couslands, has always befriended the unexpected. When she accepts her fate as a Grey Warden, she finds herself torn between her childhood first love and her promised sweetheart. F!Cousland/Alistair/Nathaniel

Starts 6 weeks after the Archdemon is slain by Elandria, with everyone believing her dead. Spans the next 3-4 years as Alistair is left to deal with kingship and a new queen. Elandria learns to live with her actions during the Blight and without Alistair.

My Collection of Dragon Age: Origins and Awakenings kink meme fills. Pairing details within.

The life of a mage who isn't conscripted. From being ripped from her family, to the taking of the tower, beyond. Non-Grey Warden Mage. Some romance later on! Rating may change.

It is four years since the Blight ended. Alistair rules with Anora and Saoirse, his companion, leads the Grey Wardens. Their paths have not crossed since his corronation, but that's about to change when Saoirse returns to Denerim with a small child in tow

Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost? ** Angst, Cursing, Physical Abuse. OOC**

Cullen, the royal gardener, discovers something new in the rosebushes. WWB "spin-off".

The Fade, where everything is real but not. Those blessed with the magic can manipulate that world of deep secrets, even invade the dreams of others. But what happens when dreams are repeatedly broken into? Could they influence feelings in the real world?

AU. Four times Alistair and Elissa could have fallen in love, even if they hadn't been the last two Grey Wardens of Ferelden. Four chapters. Alistair x Cousland.

Alternate Miranda/Alistair universe. Miranda did not become a grey warden, but was instead captured and imprisoned by Howe. She is rescued by Alistair and Alim, the last two grey wardens in Ferelden, near the end of the blight. Rated M for mature themes.

Admit it, you found this story on the "R rated" filter. Sure, sometimes a plot is nice but sometimes you just want the juicy bits and who am I to deny you? Featuring all your favorite Dragon Age characters in compromising entanglements.

To rise from humble beginnings isn't a fairytale. It's vicious, bloody, and any promised glory is often lost in the wake of shattered lives... Violence. F.Tabris/Alistair.

In the wake of the Tower's destruction, Cullen finds his home overrun with foreigners. And though they arrive under the banner of friendship, tensions run high. Determined to keep the peace, Cullen's vows are tested by an intriguing Orlesian mage. Cul/OFC

Sierra can't sleep. Not since the defeat of the Archdemon. That's when the nightmares came...but are they really nightmares, or something more? She must risk it all to find the truth...and possibly save the one she couldn't save on top of Fort Drakon.

The four new Grey Wardens each decide to have a sit down with the Warden Commander, Rayne Tabris, to ask her why she chose them. And in doing so, they find out a little more about her and her time during the Blight.

If this boats a rocking, that must be duty a knocking... Angst filled tale with a little splash of comedy here and there for fun set post-game. Rated M for adult content -- PC/Zevran, PC/Alistair, Cullen

After months spent in hiding Elissa Cousland finds a new Ferelden -- with a Grey Warden usurping Queen Anora's throne. AU

They risked everything and gave their hearts to one another. So what happens when one of them goes mad ? How far would you go to save the one you loved ? to save them from themselves ? A tale of Cullen and Surana.

Two years, he's been living in Ferelden, and finally, one Satinalia, it occurs to him how much he's lost, how much he's changed. Zevran must learn to cope with what it means to live with the Grey Wardens.

END-GAME SPOILERS. Akana Tabris has done dangerous things in the name of freedom, unspeakable things in the name of love. She may be one step ahead for now, but fate is chasing hot on her heels. -- Multiple Perspectives. Non-Standard End-Game Choices.

There were many causes. Her bond to her brother, becoming a mage and a healer, her elven friend, the Blight, and a betrayal. And then, she became a Grey Warden. Follows the main plot with three origins. Eventual F!Tabris/Alistair, other pairings TBA

Dealing with a blood mage and falling for templar are two things Alexandra Amell was always taught were off-limits for a Circle Mage to do. However when a friend turns out to be a blood mage, her world is forever changed. It makes her question everything.

The night of the ritual, Alistair and Morrigan both find themselves enjoying it more than they expected. Set in a universe in which Alistair is not a hardened King and f!Tabris is not interested in him. Alistair/Morrigan romance, some slight Tabris/Zevran

She made him swear to keep Alistair on his feet until he could stand alone. Maker help him, Zevran will honor that final promise, even if it kills him.

What happens to Clarissa Cousland when Duncan decides it's in her best interests to pretend to be a man upon their arrival in Ostagar? Will she able to bite back the rising tide of emotion she feels for a fellow Grey Warden? Slightly A/U.

Alistair is approached by the third and final Grey Warden recruit, who isn't much like what he was expecting. They make a couple of detours on their return to Duncan and end up getting a head start on cultivating a feeling of brotherhood. 3-ch COMPLETE

Elan Cousland heads into the Wilds w/ her fellow Grey Warden recruits under Alistair's supervision. What they encounter there leads to some surprising behavior--both on her part and on Alistair's. Fic COMPLETE for now? at 2 chapters long.

Kira Cousland and her fellow Grey Warden find themselves thrown into romance at an unlikely time...

Elissa Cousland has had a particular bad experience in the past, one that she agreed to. She is coping with the consequences as best she can. Will she find happiness? Rated M -horror- for a reason.

The final battle is just the beginning of this story which will follow Aedan afterwards as he rebuilds the wardens and considers his decision to participate in Morrigan's ritual. Rated M for: Suggestive themes Romance Aedan/Leliana and violence.

What happened during the nearly two years Fergus Cousland spent in the Wilds with the Chasind? Intersects with my other story, Blackhearted Love. I don't want to give away any of the plot for B.L., so this story is on hold until B.L. catches up.

The Maker works in mysterious ways, but so do the Grey Wardens. Sequel to Hunger.

Before the Blight and Ostagar the Cousland family take a trip to the Denerim faire, where our young heroin meets the man of her dreams - a freshly recruited Grey Warden. Better summary inside. Enjoy and please comment.

An Old Grey Warden's secrets may come to light despite her best efforts. Rating seems high for now, but it will become M as the story progresses.

After a painful goodbye at the Landsmeet, Erin's companions discover exactly what she is willing to sacrifice, for Ferelden and for love. DISCONTINUED

A look at Dragon Age from Alistair's POV. It starts with Alistair at Ostagar, waiting for Duncan to return with new recruits for the Grey Wardens.

At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity

It was supposed to be a diversion, a pleasant summer spent in Denerim, but there were all sorts of games afoot... Part 3 of "Old Roads". PC/Zevran, PC/Cullen, PC/Zevran/Cullen. Multiple perspectives. Post-game.

What would happen if Zevran took Cullen to a brothel? Cullen and Zevran -- Rated M for sexual content.

In which, Harry learns he's not really Harry at all...