Hello there, don't mind me. Just your friendly neighbourhood vampiric hamster here!

So about me...

I'm an Irish girl, no I'm not ginger or small, not sure about the accent though...

I've been on this site for ages reading other people's fics but I have now decided to upload my own, there are more so don't worry they will be up soon, I think...

And now for some quotes!!

'They said I was mad, I said they were mad, and, dammit, they outvoted me!!'

'He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naïve incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.'

Douglas Adams

'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.'

Douglas Adams

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Douglas Adams

“A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Yeah, don't do that.”

Douglas Adams

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

Douglas Adams

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

"Douglas Adams“The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late."

Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.”

Ella, The Son of Neptune

“Doors are for people with no imagination.”

Skulduggery Pleasant

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.'

Skulduggery Pleasant”

“If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”

Fletcher, Death Bringer

'Leaders wear hats. It's to keep the rain off while we make important decisions.

Skulduggery Pleasant

“My understanding of magic is fairly straightforward. Hit enemies with a sword until they’re dead. If they rise again, hit them again. Repeat as necessary. It worked against Set.”

Horus, The Serpent’s Shadow

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think its Colin.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the hell is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I like this

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... (now ill try it with the new music on my ipod!)

Opening Credits: Can't Have You - Jonas Brothers

Waking Up: Sanctuary - Hikaru Utada

First Day At School: Extraordinary Girl - Green Day

Falling In Love: Around the World - Monkey Majik

Fight Song: Number One - Hazel Fernandes

Breaking Up: Want You Gone - Jonathan Coulton

Prom: The Bird and the Worm - The Used

Life is Good: Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls

Mental Breakdown: When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne

Driving: Invasion - Shiro Sagasu

Flashback: Starlight - Muse

Getting Back Together: Flightless Bird, American Mouth - Iron and Wine

Wedding: Pokerap - Tamara Loeffler

Paying the Dues: One Man Show - Jonas Brothers

The Night Before The War: The White One is Evil - Elliot Minor

Final Battle: Nothing Can Be Explained - Mike Wyzgowski

Moment of Triumph: I'm Alive - Becca

Death Scene: Together Forever - Tamara Loeffler

Funeral Song: Secrets - One Republic

End Credits: Everytime - Britney Spears

Song Meme

If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: Valentine (Xandria)

The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you’ll say: Hey Digimon (Paul Gordon)

Your favorite thing to say when drunk is: I Don't Care (Fall Out Boy)

Your message to the world:Nightmares (Chameleon Circuit)

When you think of your best friend you think: Let It Burn (R3D)

Your deepest secret: Teenagers (MCR)

Your innermost desire: Want You Gone (Jonathan Coulton)

Your oldest memory makes you think: Thnks fr th Mmrs (Fall Out Boy)

Somewhere in your wedding vows, you’ll include: Playing God (Paramore)

On your deathbed, you’ll whisper: In the End (Linkin Park)

Your friends say behind your back: He's Killed the Dog Again (Hans Zimmer)

You say behind your friends’ backs: Animals (Bressie)

Your opinion of MySpace: Marchin' On (One Republic)

When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: Wake Me Up When September Ends (Green Day)

If you found yourself lost on a desert island, you’d yell: I'm Still Here (John Rzeznik)

Right now, your feelings are: Dance With the Devil (Breaking Benjamin)

What’s your excuse for reposting this: Girl all the Bad Guys Want (Bowling For Soup)

Your life’s soundtrack: Ballad of Mona Lisa (Panic at the Disco)

The day you fall in love will be the day that: Already Over (R3D)

You scream during sex: Go All The Way (Perry Farrell) (Really?)

Your farewell message to the readers of this: Je N'ai Pas de Mots (Vic Mignogna) (I don't have the words...)

Pick ten of your favourite characters from any fandom and fill it in

1 - Light Yagami - Death Note

2 - Tsurara Oikawa - Nurarihyon no Mago

3 - Hei - Darker than Black

4 - Lelouch Lamperouge - Code Geass

5 - Rikuo Nura - Nurarihyon no Mago/Nura Rise of the Yokai Clan

6 - C.C - Code Geass

7 - Rin Okumura - Ao no Exorcist/Blue Exorcist

8 - Kazuma Kannagi/Yagami - Kaze no Stigma

9 - Yukio Okumura - Ao no Exorcist/Blue Exorcist

10 – Yuki Cross/Kuran - Vampire Night

Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
Laugh, but help him out by getting him some under the door or something, while hoping it wasn't too close to sundown...

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
Lelouch and Rin, just a little weird...
The whole getting it drunk makes it worse, neither seems like someone who'd get drunk, maybe Rin might to show off, but still...

3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
He wouldn't offer, Kazuma would never stoop that low.

4. Number 2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
Help me...

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple Speed-do
Looking good, Yuki! (Kaname or Zero aren't around are they?)

6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
Yes. Please. Lelouch!

7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
Now how would that work, gun vs. electric powers, unless Yukio has his flames. Then it would be cool to see their fight!

8. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
No more Cheese-kun or Pizza please!

9. Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
Light might actually make a decent dentist, as long as I'm not a criminal. (Which I'm not by the way...)

10. Number 10 and Number 5 to be left alone in your house or apartment?
Not quite sure what they'd do together. They may get along as long as it's daytime...

11. Number 8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
I'd like to see that actually...

12. Number 2 to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
I'd come back to a computer-shaped block of ice...

13. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
I love you Hei, though I would prefer if it was number 9 setting me up with 4...

14. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?
The world would, mostly, be fine...

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
Aww so it is true, Rikuo and Tsurara are just meant to be together!

2. Number 7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Definitely, though I'm not sure how graceful either of us are...

3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
A Supernatural power based fight breaks out, there's blue fire and sparks flying everywhere, until Rin sees and jumps in too, he thins it's fun. It'll be a mess and I honestly don't know who'd win...

4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
That would be creepy really, what does he want from me? I don't have death note. It's fake I tell you, fake!

5. Number 3 confesses his secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
Someone has had too much sake, seriously have you seen the size of Rikuo's sake bowl? Or Rikuo is in Night-form and is just messing with Lelouch.

6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do?
C.C is cheating on Rin with Lelouch.
This is possible, though I'd rather she broke up with Rin (so I can have him) and confesses her love for Lelouch, you know it's there!

7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?
I would be happy and say yes, and then probably be killed or ignored as I'm only being used as cover by Hei.

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
I have no clue, but I'd say the towel belongs to L and that he's probably the reason that he's there. Or it's Misa's and she finally realised that Light is only using her.

2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
That would be funny to watch, but I don't think that Hei would ever cry...

3. ...and then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
Awesome, I'd probably watch from a (safe) distance. Or as safe as you can get when you're dealing with two supernaturally powered beings.

4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
We are all dead, Yuki cannot be allowed to play with fire!

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 to "WOO? TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
I'd try, but it would never work...

6. What was Number 6 in prison for?
Being herself, Clovis really didn't like her.

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
That would be very possible, it wouldn't bother me. The 'ohh yeaahhh' would probably be a response to the person who launched him through the wall during a fight.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1.Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Ask him to spare me!

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Wonder how much she has been drinking and tell her that Rikuo is in the next room.

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Scream and attempt to shield myself, but Lelouch wouldn't be phased and would probably just be coming in with clothes or something, he'd leave them somewhere and then leave the room with a smirk.

4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
Too much food! Help me Hei!

5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Bury him in sand, because it would be fun.

6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Kazuma what are you doing here?

7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Yukio is not getting away with that, I'd call Rin, he'd help me with his twin.

8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't mind, sometimes she's a little needy (though don't tell Zero or Kaname I said that)

-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
Don't worry, the serial killers would be dead before they'd even gotten that far, he's Kira after all.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does number 2 do?
Try to help me, but would probably manage to freeze some part of me.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Probabaly a locket, meant for Nunnally...

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Not much, unless I was necessary for his case, then he'd save me.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
Laugh, while in human form. Make fun of me and make the situation worse, while in Night form.

6. You're about to marry Number 10 What's Number 6's reaction?
C.C wouldn't care, but why am I marrying Yuki of all people on the list. Oh' I'm dead if Kaname or Zero find out. (Well at least in Zero's case I'm not a vampire so he may not kill me.)

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
Manga or food.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?
Kazuma, care about anyone except himself or Ayano? Are you kidding me?

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
Yukio would cheer me on, he'd drag his brother along too.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
Yuki would be laughing too.

-RELATIONSHIP PART-

1. Number 1 all you've ever dreamed of?
Nope, he's scary.

2. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9. Your reaction?
She's joking, Tsurara will never be with anyone except Rikuo.

3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Lelouch, yes, yes they would. Lelouch is polite and smart. But I'd never tell them about Zero, no Dad Zero's not here...

4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Again, that is never going to happen.

5. Number 6 appears to be a player, she/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
C.C, a player, really? Where have you been?

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in his head?
He's probably trying to decide if he'll laugh or not.

7. Number 8 thinks she'll/he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her/him?
Aww Kazuma, Ayano's over there, go on!

8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Awww Yukio, you Smexy Four-eyes, that sounds just like you. Of course I'd send an e-mail back saying yes.

9. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
Of course not, neither of them would ever truly go out with anyone, they're content with watching and manipulating humanity from the sidelines.

10. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
Rin will invite himself along, Lelouch will refuse, but Rin will tag along anyway and never stop talking all day.

11. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
All hell will break loose if Kaname finds out that someone is bothering Yuki.

12. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Light would do law, of course. Rikuo would go, but I'm honestly not sure what he'd study, I don't think battle tactics count.

13. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
C.C and Lelouch,
Oh noes, we're having giant pizza...

14. Number 7 and Number 8 apply for a job. What job?
Rin would want to cook, so a chef or something. Kazuma is a hit-man for hire.

15. Number 9 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that OK?
Yukio giving Rikuo a haircut, is this Night form or Day form. I suppose it would be okay in day form, his hair is short, you can't do much with it. In Night form? Well Yukio's dead.

16. Number 8 sketches what Number 1's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like.
The sheet would be blank.

17. Number 10 and Number 3 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Yuki is talking about Kaname, or Zero. Lelouch is being made talk about Shirley.

DONE!
Anyone can do this if they want, it's fun!