Hello humans. I come to you bearing stories of fantastic tales of what are and what could have been. Read on.

Favorite Movies: Rise of the Guardians, Frozen, Wreak it Ralph, Spider-man, Harry Potter, Megamind, Astro Boy, Tangled, Phineus and Ferb across the Second Dimension, Narnia, John Carter, and Franken Weenie.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Redwall, The Adventures of Merlin, The Lunar Chronicals, The Rangers Aprentice, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Narnia.

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Danny Phantom, Astro Boy (2003), Ruby Gloom, The Cape, Malcom in the Middle, The Vampire Diaries, The Adventures of Merlin, Phineus and Ferb, Avatar the Last Airbender, Fairly Odd Parents, Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, Sanctuary, Soul Eater, and Sherlock.

Hobbies: Reading, drawing, writing, and walking.

Sports: The only sports I like are baseball with my family and racket ball.

Favorite Colors: Green, Black, White, Blue, Red and Brown.

Shows I Hate: Pokemon, Jonny Test, Spongebob, Jimmy Nutron, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Adventure Time, Sgt. Frog, Duck Dynasty,.

Things I Hate: Open doors, bugs (spiders especially), people who never shut up. Lol. I also hate crappy art suplies, misleading news articles that brainwash the readers and liars.

Favorite Animal: Short clawed Asian river otters (If you don't know what that is, look up pics on google. Adorable)

My Age: 18

Gender: Female

Species: Avian Folk

Live: Mori, Earth, the Solar System

Real name: Destiny Obake

Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine.

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

(P.S. This made me cry... :'( )

I am the girl ... that does go to church dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Desiree Phantom, Destiny Obake,

Me
On my hands you can see ink stains
In my hair you can see little sparkles of glitter.
On my arms and legs you can see a rainbow of paint blots
In my hands you can see millions of pencils, colors, and brushes
In my eyes you can see a spark of curiosity and life.
The words I speak are filled with excitement and enthusiasm.
And in my mind you can see a world filled with extraordinary ideas and feelings swirling around in an endless whirlpool of imagination.
I am Creativity.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.

cαℓℓιηg me FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
cαℓℓιηg me DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
cαℓℓιηg me WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
cαℓℓιηg me UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
cαℓℓιηg me MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
cαℓℓιηg me WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
cαℓℓιηg me FAT ωση'т мαкє уσυ SKINNY,

cαℓℓιηg me NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU and making ME stronger.

"Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots." -Some random person

Ok, 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, Desiree Phantom, Destiny Obake,

92 percent of teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Re-post this if you're one of the eight percent who would be laughing their butts off

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you hate racism.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I didn't make this, but it beautiful and so true.

Being a Geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a Geek is extremely liberating. -Simon Pegg