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Hi. I like to write things that make people think. I have aspergers and enjoy psychology, and sometimes I say some very strange things indeed. Strange enough, and I'll write them down.

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Ideas Dump (I used to keep a total here, but I've stopped counting.):
(Might write them, might not. If you want one, ask.) (This is getting out of hand.)

Door Knockers
Dash is scared - he doesn't know what to do. He never should have interfered with that fight between Phantom and that vampire ghost. Because now? All three of them are trapped in an uncharted area of the Ghost Zone together, and their only hope of getting back to the real world is to go door knocking...
Danny Phantom / Humour, Adventure / 4 Chapters

The Atrocity
After simultaneously attempting to possess the same person, Castiel and Crowley find themselves trapped together within the body of a beautiful woman. It would have been just peachy if she wasn't also a Leviathan...
Supernatural / Humour, Horror / Multi-Chapter

In Which Vlad Gets Schooled
Danny should have known better than to say "I wish Vlad had to endure what I have to every day". A rather bewildered 14 year-old Vlad Masters suddenly starts attending Casper High, and in between listening to Lancer's mind-numbing lectures and failing Tetslaff's PE arrangements, is apparently plotting world domination from the otherwise peaceful sanctity of the chess club.
Danny Phantom / Humour / Multi-Chapter

Chemistry is a Very Strange Thing
Going to the doctor's to get a chickenpox booster turns into an utter disaster when the vaccine reacts poorly with Danny's strange biological circumstances. Clockwork had always told Danny that he would eventually have to tell his parents about his ghost powers, but he'll be damned if he has to do it like this...
Danny Phantom / General / 4 Chapters

Temporal Inertia
Dean finds out the hard way that some methods of travelling through time have far harsher consequences than others. Time Traveller's Sickness, as it's called, is neither particularly pleasant nor particularly convenient. Especially when it manifests as temporal hallucinations.
Supernatural / Adventure, Horror / 10 Chapters

Insomnia
Sam isn't going to close his eyes. No. Absolutely not. He doesn't want to sleepwalk off the balcony, like the thirteen people before him. (Kind of inspired by an episode of Boston Legal...)
Supernatural / General / Unknown Length

Technically Immortal
Thousands of years have passed, and the human race is gone. Now the only survivors are half-ghosts, creatures who are cursed to tread the razor's edge until the ends of time...
Danny Phantom / General / Unknown Length

Escort Mission
In a stunning turn of events, Danny's life now depends on protecting Vlad at all costs. But that doesn't mean he wants to, or that Vlad will even let him.
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

Catch-22
When the Observants decide that ghosts with abnormally strong powers are too wild and unruly to justify their continued existence, those marked for extermination are forced to flee to Amity Park. Desiree has started a fortune-telling service, Vortex is having Disagreements with Lance Thunder, the Ghostwriter is threatening anyone who dares disturb the sanctity of the public library... Oh, and Clockwork is inhabiting the Fenton's spare bedroom. No, none of this is going well.
Danny Phantom / General / Unknown Length

Haunted
Vlad loses his mind after his perfect clone melts in Kindred Spirits, and decides to get revenge by revealing Danny's secret even at the cost of his own. But careless actions like these leave them both in a situation in which neither may survive, and the Ghost Zone might be their only option. No slash.
Danny Phantom / Drama, Horror / Unknown Length

Not In My Reality
Vlad pays a visit to Clockwork's citadel, only to find that the eternal time ghost seems to be not as eternal as at first thought.
Danny Phantom / General / Unknown Length

Stability
The local ghosts discuss the sudden opening of the first stable portal in and out of the Ghost Zone - via the Fenton's basement laboratory.
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

Cheerful
Maddie meets a ghost as a child, one who is much older than his ten year-old form implies.
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

At The End of Things
She always knew. But sometimes you protect the ones you love by lying, even if it costs you dearly. A different revelation story.
Danny Phantom / Drama, Angst / Oneshot

A Different Tune
Sometimes, Valerie has a day off work, and a day off ghost hunting. And on those days, she likes to sing. It would be such a shame if she were to be interrupted... [Post D-Stabilised] [No PP]
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

The Fenton Shopping Trip of Terror
When one of the newer Fenton devices malfunctions spectacularly during what was supposed to be a routine grocery shop, Maddie and Jack are left to explain exactly what happened to the police.
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

The Day Danny Phantom Accidentally Saved the Universe
You'd think this would be a good thing. But you'd be wrong.
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

『HITSUZEN ・ 必然』
It is hitsuzen - all things are fated. Watanuki can see the One Who Should Not Be for who he really is... and the One Who Should Not Be can see straight back. Payment must be no more and no less than the worth of the desired. But is the universe really so well organised?
Danny Phantom & xxxHOLiC / Supernatural / Oneshot

Soundscape
In an alternate timeline, Vlad tears his ghost half from Dan Phantom in order to save the world. But he's too late - everything is already gone. The only things he has saved are rubble, pebbles, and rocks. He kicks a stone... and the echo never ends.
Danny Phantom / Angst / Oneshot

Just Kidding, Little Badger
A practical joke turned political stunt goes horribly wrong, and now Vlad and Danny both are in a very embarrassing situation, indeed...
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

Impractical
A select group of ghosts discuss the more problematic aspects of their daily lives at a pub. The problem with pubs in the Ghost Zone, however, is that regardless of how much money you spend you will never be able to drink.
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

Awkward
As it turns out, some half-ghosts can age - after all, Vlad was a great example, wasn't it? It's just such a shame that Danny wasn't. And now he's getting some very strange looks, indeed...
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

Force of Nature
Clockwork and the Ghostwriter have a short discussion about the nature of time and space.
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

The Cakewalk
Sometimes, things are just too easy. Danny picks a fight with the Box Ghost in the nut job's own domain, and gets so much more than he bargained for.
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

Something is Afoot
Danny sure did like his feet. They enabled him to walk, they enabled him to run, and now they are quite gone.
Danny Phantom / Humour / Oneshot

Tact
Something that Tucker Foley thinks he has, but doesn't.
Danny Phantom / Humour, Romance / Oneshot

But Not As You know It
To create Dan, Danny's ghost half merged itself with Vlad's. But it was alway's Danny's half that was dominant - so what if instead, it was Plasmius that initiated the merge with Phantom...?
Danny Phantom / Horror / Oneshot

Gear Change
After the government announces its plans to cut all funding to Maddie and Jack's ghost hunting and research endeavours, Maddie is forced to look for a new career. But as the more well-adjusted half of the couple, she never realised how much of her eccentricity would show in a "normal" job...
Danny Phantom / Drama, Humour / Oneshot

The Nightmare Shift
Vlad has tried to kill Jack many times. But this time, Jack is about to kill him... [Vlad POV!]
Danny Phantom / Horror / Oneshot

In the Desert of Orre
The music played in the Shadow Pokemon Lab always was a little too upbeat, when compared with the horrors being conducted there.
Pokemon / General / Oneshot

There is Quite Definitely Nothing Right About This
An experiment in Vlad's laboratory goes horribly wrong. His hands are too small. His body feels as if it went through a battering ram. His teeth feel different. ... He has swapped bodies with Daniel Fenton.
Danny Phantom / Humour, Drama / ???

The Little Things
After Lancer overhears a conversation he definitely shouldn't have, he decides to keep Danny's secret a secret. After all, he's not supposed to know, and it's the small gestures in life that really count.
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

Recovery
Danny is hospitalised after a severe ghost attack, and gets a surprise visit from his teacher. [Sequel to "The Little Things". But it will still make sense if you haven't read that.]
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

I'm Helping
Phantom makes a deal with Dash: He can be trained to help out during ghost attacks, but only if he agrees to stop whaling on his favourite punching bag. But as Danny soon realises, nothing seems to be going according to plan...
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

I'm Sorry Mr. Lancer, But Your Homework Assignment Attacked Me
Lancer was used to Danny Fenton doling out all sorts of strange excuses for homework left undone. This one, however, was in a league of its own.
Danny Phantom / General / Oneshot

Duality
Though he knows Danny could never take over the position, Clockwork decides to teach the young half-ghost a thing or two about being the Guardian of Time. Father/son type fic.
Danny Phantom / Family / Oneshot

The Biggest Mistake
After Desirée mishears Vlad's most heartfelt wish, Vlad wakes up one morning only to discover that he is a woman. His identity as the mayor of Amity Park destroyed, he must now find out what - if anything - can be done.
Danny Phantom / General / 3 Parts