"I'm not a thing," he protested, growing angry. "I'm a thinking, feeling, humanoid being about to undergo a procedure most wouldn't perform on a damned monkey! And do you know why?" His lips pulled back in a snarl. "Because it's barbaric to subject a living creature to pointless pain! I'm sure most wouldn't even do this to a dog!"

A collection of short Vlad drabbles, involving both gen themes and pairings.

Vlad unintentionally destroys everything important in Danny's life, so Danny decides to destroy everything important in his.

Vlad goes to the Fenton's for a Summer vacation, and it's not as enjoyable as he envisioned. Striking Fear.

Vlad's newest plan involves manipulating Danny into a relationship, and it's a plan he thoroughly regrets when Danny uncovers the truth.

Dan takes over present time Amity Park and keeps its 'beloved' mayor alive to act as a figurehead.

Run, run, as fast as you can, but this town yearns for you, and it isn't going to let you go.

Vlad and Plasmius have a short conversation of the 'I'll make you stronger' variety. Vlad doesn't appreciate his efforts. Sort of Striking Fear if you want to interpret the creepiness that way. Kiiind of an interpretation of what could have been a driving force for season 3.

Shortly after his accident, a nurse gives Vlad a diary.

Question: An Enigma and a Bat crash-land on an island, where do they go from there? Answer: Nowhere. Discontinued.

Gold has taken up the occupation of a breeder, while Silver continues to search the world for powerful pokémon. The two of them cross paths and soon find themselves tied in with the newest kingpin of the crime world. Eventual Silver x Gold. Discontinued.

How the Scarecrow and the Riddler come to an agreement. Scarecrow/Riddler.

What are a few betrayals between friends? Very, very brief Scarecrow/Riddler.