Hello, lovely readers. I see you've stumbled across my little corner of the internet. Hopefully you don't regret that too much!

You can call me pretty much whatever you like, as long as it isn't blatantly offensive. I've been called mom, dad, Demon Lord Satan, big bro, vampire, kitty, KitKat, Elizabeth (not my name), Kyle (also not my name), Sicily (my Hetalia OC), Castiel (from SPN, because cosplay), Lucius (from FE), Luci (short for either Lucius or Lucifer)... You get the idea.

I love Hetalia and Professor Layton. Most of my fanfictions will be one of the two, and I enjoy writing humor. Occasionally pain and suffering, too.

Feel free to give me feedback, I appreciate it when someone thinks something I write is good enough to comment on. Even if the comment is constructive criticism, I'd like to hear it.

Please don't be mad at me for taking forever to update. I have a life, sort of. And not much motivation or inspiration to write, most of the time.

Just so we're clear, I'm not gonna write anything rated above T. Half of what I write probably doesn't even need a T rating but I'm a bit on the paranoid side.

Feel free to PM me randomly, for any reason at all! Even if it's not related to anything I wrote or even a suggestion, I love talking to my fans~ (Haha, "fans", I'm funny, right?)

Oh look, I have a beta profile now! (Finally) If you need a beta for a fanfic, just ask!

Stories in progress: (All of these are kind of on hiatus. Oops. They will get done. Someday. ...Maybe? Nah, probably not.)

Hetalia:

Curse of the Drake- (DISCONTINUED)
Summary- It could be a gift or just the devil wanting to trick us, but we are now living in a world where anyone...could be a dragon. The strongest, bravest, and best-minded of people choose the paths they are willing to take, even if it means losing loved ones on the way.

Adventures of the Fabulous Fail Trio- (DISCONTINUED)
Summary- A trio of friends and one annoying fairy that ships everything in the universe invite you to join them in their mini adventures, just remember the bleach and eye wash. OC centered, don't like, don't read.

Psychedelic Reflections- An idea I got from AmazingArtistYellow's picture of 1p and 2p Italy. The speedpaint is on YouTube, go check it out!
Summary- Feliciano Vargas has been having strange hallucinations of a man who looks just like himself, but isn't. Upon seeing these things, he can't help but question why he's seeing them and if there is a secret that has been kept from them all.

Completed stories:

Hetalia:

Wanted: Lukas and Beer- My first fic, based on a random little idea I had one day. Hope you find it amusing!
Summary- Denmark wakes up one morning and Norway is gone... And to make things worse Sweden hid all his beer... Won't this go well? First fanfic, enjoy! No pairings, T because I'm paranoid (aren't we all?)

Baby It's Not Cold Outside- A request by Pieniysoitto that took way too long to think of ideas for, but it's done now!
Summary- Denmark decides that the middle of December is a lovely time to go to the beach. Request for Pieniysoitto. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Romano's Nordic Country Project- Oh yeah, a finished multichapter fic! Shocker, right?
Summary- Romano didn't want a sleepover with the Nordic 5, especially not at this hour! But when Italy and pasta are involved, well, he'll just have to go with it and hope for the best. Rated T for Romano's language.

Tis the Season to be Italian?- Random little Christmas oneshot thing.
Summary- It's Christmas time, also known as time for the Italian siblings to annoy Romano as much as possible! He's only irritated until a surprise cheers him up.

Luciano's Madness- Poor Feli snaps and goes 2p. Oh well. He can't always be happy.
Summary- Tired of being scorned and ridiculed, Feliciano makes a deal with a devil of a sort. Idea from the Vocaloid song Duke Venomania's Madness.

Until Death Do Us Part- Because I'm a terrible person. And I saw a sort of "imagine your OTP" prompt and this is what I imagined.
Summary- Spain has loved Romano for a long time and wants to ask for his hand in marriage. Likewise, Germany wants Italy as his husband. However, neither of them had anticipated how cruel the world could be.

Haunting Regrets- Little HetaOni thing I wrote in a couple of hours in the middle of the night one night... I'm not really proud of it, I think I might just delete it.
Summary- Italy feels responsible for everyone's death, and he'll do anything to fix it. Even if it leads to his own death. Italy's POV. T for HetaOni, in other words character death.

Is All Music the Same?- I took a little writing prompt from a friend because I felt like writing and didn't have any ideas. This was the result.
Summary- Austria begins to question the music he loves so much.

Apathy- I asked someone to pick a character, intending to try to use them for another idea I'll be doing soon, but she suggested Arthur and I realized that I could use him for this instead.
Summary- At first, he was hurt, but then the hurt faded and left nothing in its place.

Jealousy- A little drabbly Spamano thing I wrote for a friend who's a major SpUK fangirl.
Summary- Romano can't help but feel envious when he finds out Spain loved another before him. T for a little bit of language.

Professor Layton:

Memories- My first attempt at a PL oneshot. Pretty decent, I think, even if it didn't turn out at all how I expected.
Summary- Professor Layton reflects on his previous adventures and the friends he made who are no longer with him. Takes place after Curious Village. Spoilers for the prequel series (ESPECIALLY Azran Legacy).

Consolation- The first PL fic I actually finished. Another middle-of-the-night plot bunny attack randomness thing.
Summary- When Emmy finds herself distraught because of her betrayal, comfort comes from an unlikely source. Desuremi-ish. Some Azran Legacy spoilers.

What Now?- I was feeling angsty.
Summary- After making it out of the Azran sanctuary alive, Descole struggles to find a reason to keep living. Azran Legacy spoilers. T for like two swear words that somehow made it in.

Far from Home- I actually wrote something without Azran Legacy spoilers. Be proud.
Summary- Luke may have moved after the events of Unwound Future, but he didn't lose his desire for adventure, or his respect for Professor Layton. Maybe there's not much adventure to be found in a small American town, but he can at least try to be a gentleman.

Dress-Up- Headcanons galore about the Sycamore family before Targent ripped Desmond's family away from him. Again. But hey, no angst here! But there are some very strong hints about some things revealed in Azran Legacy so don't read this if you haven't played it and you don't want spoilers.
Summary- Desmond Sycamore's daughter wants to play dress-up, and she won't take no for an answer.

Nature vs Robot- A writing suggestion I had a little fun with.
Summary- Descole's robot was meant to help him unearth the Golden Garden... But Mother Nature seems to disapprove. Last Specter spoilers kind of.

Redemption- Another writing prompt. I'm having too much fun with these.
Summary- "If you step into the beams of light, you will die!" But for some of them, perhaps dying for the good of the world was the only way they could redeem themselves after what they'd done. Azran Legacy spoilers.

Amnesia- I finally used a writing prompt that I didn't use as the title. And I finally wrote about precious cinnamon roll Randall.
Summary- After Randall fell in the Akbadain ruins, presumably to his death, he found himself in a small, isolated village with no memories of his past or even who he was. Miracle Mask spoilers.

Nightmare- I was messing around with a scenario generator and it suggested nightmares about someone and... I wrote this. At midnight.
Summary- Hershel suffers from relentless nightmares after the explosion at the Institute of Polydimensional Research that caused Claire's death.

A True Gentleman- Another idea I got from a scenario generator and just had to write. These two are just too cute to only have tragedy.
Summary- Claire visits Hershel, only to be caught in a storm.

Delirium- I couldn't sleep until I had this written, so I took an hour of my night when I should've been sleeping to do this.
Summary- As Descole lays near death, on the verge of consciousness, he reflects on his life of pain and regret. Azran Legacy spoilers.

DesLay?- Don't worry, it's not actually DesLay. (I don't ship it.)
Summary- Desmond and Hershel receive a very...interesting letter.

A Moment of Weakness- Because even the strongest and most determined people crack sometimes.
Summary- Henry is usually the one to keep Angela strong, but sometimes, when he loses hope, their roles are reversed. Miracle Mask spoilers.

Holiday- Request for Joyfulelf that is long overdue oops
Summary- Raymond convinces Professor Sycamore to take a day off. What will he do with all this free time?

Sunsets and Flower Crowns- Cute shippy fluff. Need I say more?
Summary- Aurora seemed sad, so Luke took it upon himself to cheer her up. Takes place during Azran Legacy. No major spoilers. Request for The Mocking J.

Or Else- My response to a Tumblr post that turned into a fic. Oops.
Summary- Professor Sycamore is faced with a choice given to him by the leader of Targent. Azran Legacy spoilers.

Mario:

Let Me Nap on You?- I played Mario and Luigi: Dream Team and then this idea happened. Don't judge me.
Summary- Prince Dreambert unexpectedly has to deal with a Pi'illo that wants to nap on him and a Star Sprite that has a problem with that.

Huey's Sacrifice- Yes, I cried over a paint can. Shut up.
Summary- Mario's paint can companion knew, when the two of them went into Black Bowser's Castle, that only one of them would return to Port Prisma afterwards. Paper Mario: Color Splash spoilers.

Ouran High School Host Club:

A Christmas Curse- Written as a Secret Santa gift for a friend on Google.
Summary- Haruhi finds the other hosts acting... extremely out of character. Hopefully this won't ruin Christmas...

Crossovers:

Road Trip- Hetalia/Professor Layton. Pure crack. Read at your own risk. Don't sue me if you die laughing. (But I'm probably the only one that actually thinks it's that funny, so you'll be fine.)
Summary- The Italian siblings somehow end up in London and run into our favorite puzzle-solving gentleman and his apprentice and enemy. Total chaos ensues. T for language. OC inclusion.

My community dedicated to Jean Descole can be found here! But if you haven't played Azran Legacy, be aware that even the community's name contains major spoilers.