Oh, yeah! I almost forgot! The answer to chapter 14 was a ford. Congrats to everyone who answered correctly! You win...absolutely nothing!

Disclaimer: I am a fan, this is the fiction that I write...and I don't own it. Mr. Riordan does...because he's so awesome that way.

I am SO SORRY! I haven't updated in SO LONG! I am so ashamed...

This is the last chapter of Nico vs. Technology...and epilogue. *sniffle* I loved writing it and I hope y'all have enjoyed reading it too. That sad thing is, though, I hate to say it but this chapter is not very good at all. And impossibly short! I'm so sorry...but I've had HUGE writer's block. Please excuse while I go flood my room with tears.

Please enjoy...or at least try to *sniffle*

This chapter is dedicated to The Real Nico di Angelo...because it's Nico, right? It's also because he (I'm pretty sure it's a he) really wanted me to finish the story so much that he sent me a PM and I used something in that PM in the story. So thanks!

Epilogue

Nico is now thirty years old and the CEO of a very successful mining business.

Why mining? Well, let's just say Hades hasn't stopped giving Nico an allowance. He allows precious metals to rise to the earth, on Nico's land, therefore making a lot of money for Nico. Isn't he a great dad?

Not only was Nico a very successful man, he had also mastered the concept of technology. Yes, my friends, Nico had become a techie.

He enjoyed the benefits of this wonderful thing humans couldn't possible live without (in this day and age). He had the fanciest cars, the top of the line computers, the most tricked-up watches, and most importantly, copies of his favorite TV show, Mickey Mouse, on DVD.

Yes, Nico had it all. And managed to work it all. After reading several "For Dummies" instruction books and spending a few holidays with his friend, Annabeth, daughter of Athena, he had finally learned how to control everything to its maximum and destroying everything to its minimum.

Nico couldn't possibly believe how happy he was after discovering all of these gadgets. He felt like a child on Christmas Eve. Everything made sense to him now. He couldn't believe what had happened in the last sixty years or so. The scientists these days...incredible!

The one thing Nico didn't understand, however, was today's pop culture. But that's another story...

Nico fought the battle against technology. He was tried, tested, and at times beaten, but did that stop him from reaching success? No!

Nico fought the battle against technology...and won!

*Bursts into tears* Thanks to all who have enjoyed this story! I ALMOST got my goal of over 300 reviews! Let's make it happen!

Thanks so much! I hope all of you enjoy my other stories too (I have one that might end up being a full story...not one-shots ;) )! I will try my best to update frequently this summer!

~Sweetly Blissful