yay next chapter! Okay I apologize in advance, this is a dirtier chapter. Sorry bout that, I'll probably try to keep it closer to K+ than to T after this but this chapter is definitely T. Also this chapter took a few turns that I wasn't expecting that I might not like... Not really sure yet, I may edit this chapter at a later date and tweak a few things. But I feel like I've kept you waiting long enough so here you are!

Anyways, I still hope you enjoy

"Did you hear? Danny Phantom was trapped in the thermos this morning."

"Aw, that poor ghost! No wonder he's not here today."

"Ember are you even listening to me?" Kitty said to Ember as the pop singer growled at the girls sitting at table next to theirs

"That dipstick," Ember said, "he's stealing all the attention away from me."

"He's stealing it from me and Johnny too. No one cares when we break up, it's all about Phantom's 'love pentagon'," Kitty said, then muttered, "You don't even care about me and Johnny."

"Oh I'm fine when they talk about that love crap since it makes Babypop squirm, but now all they're talking about is how 'strong and uncontrollable' he is because he broke a stinkin window and how it's so sad that he was trapped in a thermos," Ember punched the table, "we've been stuck in that stupid thing and no one pities us!"

"Well we were trying to erase all men and rule the town," Kitty sighed, taking a bite out of her salad, "remember, our boyfriends were being jerks kinda like Johnny right now."

"Everything is about 'the great hero, Danny Phantom'. So he saved the town a few times, big whoop. Can he play the guitar or sing?" Ember thought for a moment, "Actually I have no idea if he can sing, he definitely has the lung capacity for it..."

"Okay now you're just ignoring me," The teenaged ghost said, rolling her eyes. Too caught up in her rant, Ember continued to complain until the bell rang, signaling the end of lunch

"See ya, Kitty," Ember stood and walked to her next class. Kitty sighed dramatically.

"If it's attention you want," Kitty smiled evilly, "It's attention you'll get."

"Hey, playa!" Dash patted me on the back rather intensely as we passed in the hallway, "Nice catch, dude. Let me tell you, she'll be real feisty, if you know what I mean."

"Wait what?" I turned around but the jock seemed to have already left.

"OMG they'll be so ca-ute together!" A nameless Phan girl walked by me while talking to the ghost girl Eve, "Maybe Danny could join her band or something as the vocals, he definitely has the lung capacity."

"What are you talking about?" I called to them as I caught up. I covered my ears from the shrill shriek of the girl. Eve opened her mouth to answer my question but the other girl continued to squeal. Finally the ghost smacked her friend and glared, silencing the love struck student.

"We're talking about you and Ember," Eve said, blushing slightly as she always did when she talked to me.

"Me and Ember? Oh god, don't tell me..."

"There's a rumor that you two made, and these are Kitty's words not mine, 'Sweet love under the soft neon lights of your p-' I mean 'the Fenton's op center'," Eve said looking away from me. I stared at her, jaw slacked, until I could find my voice once more.

"Bu- but Kitty... Ember..." I said still unable to figure out what to say about that, "Ember has a boyfriend and Kitty should know that."

"Wait, Ember has a boyfriend?" The Phan girl said.

"Yeah, it's Skulker," Eve said, "I'd be extra careful, Danny. Skulker already likes to... Well, hunt you."

"Ew why would he do that?" The girl said.

"No reason!" I said rather hastily, I then cleared my throat and continued, "Anyways, it's not like Skulker will ever find out. He has a job on the other side of town."

"GHOOOOOOOST BOY!"

"Crap."

Probably a ton of metal slammed into me, phasing through the entire building until I fell out on the other side of the school, under Skulker and his gigantic gun. I attempted to take the bracelet on my arm off but Skulker stabbed his blade in the ground next to my arm before I could move much.

"You," Skulker growled, "You touched MY girlfriend!"

"Now Skulker," I swallowed nervously, "let's not be hasty here."

"She's mine, welp," Skulker said rather possessively then leaned closer to me, "And soon I will have you, AS MY TROPHY!"

"Excuse me," a voice said behind us, "I'm yours? As in, I'm your fucking property or trophy like the dipstick?"

The hunter ghost stopped the blade about an inch away from my face and turned to his pissed off girlfriend. She was tapping her tight jeans impatiently while giving him a glare I hope I won't ever receive. Skulker smiled at her nervously and got off of me. I sat up, placing a hand on my rather fast (at least for me) beating heart.

"Hello... Sweetie," Skulker said, "You know that's not what I meant-"

"Yeah sure it isn't."

"Wait, I should be the one mad at you! You cheated on me!"

"What?" Ember said shifting slightly, "I... I would never."

"See! You're lying!" Skulker yelled pointing at her, "I can tell these things."

"But wait a minute," I said, "I didn't-"

"LIAR"

"Wait. you think I had an affair with the dipstick?" Ember said, laughing loudly, "why would I ever-"

"You call him Babypop."

"That's a demeaning nickname, idiot," Ember said laughing even harder, "Seriously?! Me and Phantom? Where do you get this bullshit?"

"It's all around the town," Skulker said

"Wait," Ember stopped laughing, "You mean, I'm the next... Of Phantom's fucking harem of sluts?"

We all looked at each other for a second. Skulker absconded, leaving me alone with the shaking mad ghost girl.

"Well..."I said standing up, "I think it's about time I go to class..."

I tried to make a beeline through the wall but forgot I was wearing the inhibitor and instead got a bloody nose. I turned around to get a guitar slammed onto my neck

"YOU FUCKING SET THIS RIGHT DUMB ASS!" Ember yelled into my face at nearly ghostly wail volumes. Ember continued to slam me into the wall while yelling until the wall finally broke. And we just fixed that window next to us!

We both fell through the me-sized hole into Mr. Lancer's English class. She had fallen on a rather... Sensitive place for boys while both legs fell on either side of of me. When she sat up, she sort of... Straddled me...

"MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM PEOPLE!" Lancer yelled aghast at what he saw. Some of the freshmen in his class gasped and blushed at our position while the rest snickered pervertedly. I groaned rather high pitched and tried to clutch my damaged... Area... but there were curvy hips in the way.

"DO THIS KIND OF ACTS ON YOUR OWN TIME!" Lancer yelled. That seemed to knock Ember out of her trance. She gasped, slapped me, then finally got off. I groaned again and tried not to clutch my crotch as I got up as well.

"DETENTION, SUSPENSION, GET OUT OF MY CLASS," Lancer yelled, face comically red. Both of us ran out of the class before he could throw a book at us or something.

"Everyone thinks that..." Ember said, much calmer now as her eyes grew in horror

"Welcome to my world," I sighed, and pinched my nose miserably, "I hope this isn't broken..."

"That's what you get," Kitty said, suddenly becoming visible next to us, "you shoulda paid attention to your friend when she's talking to you."

The teen ghost cackled the flew up throughout the roof, apparently playing hooky today. Does anyone wear their freaking wristband? Both Ember and I looked at the ceiling.

"I'll hold her while you stick her in that thermos of yours?" Ember said. I took off my bracelet, who cares if I got into more trouble.

"Deal," I said, flying with my temporary ally to the woman who started this all, "so did you really... You know, have an affair?"

Ember punched me in the arm, "None of your beeswax. It sucked anyways, totally not worth it."

"It was Dash, wasn't it?"

"Shut up."

"Ow, Fine."

So yeah if you don't like the humor of this chapter I probably wont have anything nearly as bad in the future chapters. I also think I'm gonna lay off adding any more members to Danny's "Harem of Sluts" And really let that die down a bit before bringing it back. It was actually supposed to conclude in the last chapter but I had another idea.

I'm thinking next I will put some action in this story, and maybe more samxdanny stuff since that what this story's kinda supposed to be... Idk like I've said before, I make this up as I go.