We need a sequel. Please. What if Danny starts growing fangs like Vlad or Dan? Or his eyes turn green when he's angry? This is amazing.

Holy fuck this was hilarious. If only he had lonfer canines then it would be perfect! I mean Vlad and dan have it, so why can't he?!
Gods i love this.

Cute story. You got the resting bpm wrong though. A lower bpm means a more efficient heart so athletes can have bpms as low as 40. Having a bpm over 90 is unhealthy. So dash and Kwan should have a bpm between 40-60 and up to 90. And Danny's is a little usnuually low, but not that out of the norm for extreme athletes.

God damn, this is iconic

This was awesome.

I feel like a better question is how do you not understand how this story is so popular?! It's great! This is hilarious and really insightful. I loved every word, thanks for writing this.

oh my gods this is beautiful!
I'll admit my dumb ass at first was confused with those lyrics bc I recognized them, it went like this:
hmmm nice lyrics, what does it mean thou-wait.. I know those lyrics... what was it..? hmmm 'how can i decide what's ri'-wait is that decode by paramore? *goes to my music app and plays it* ooohh it IS decode! why did you pick those lyrics tho? what does it have to do with a fic about Danny being a vampire? hmmm... wait... v-vampires? ... wait isnt this song fr- oh mY GODS ITS TWILIGHT OFC ITS TWILIGHT

so yeah this is soo beautiful it's absolutely brilliant thank you so much for writing it

This was so amazing, please write more if you have the time!

OMG! I am so happy I asked for a link to this fic! This is hilarious! I love it!

This was amazing. I loved it so much.

Yes! This is awesome! You should make a sequel.

Vlad will sue Danny for copying his vampire style :D

Ha, but yeah, as long as the students have some explanation, they won't think to look for a different one. Danny better hope none of his new fans offer him blood. And also that his parents will consider it all some teenage joke instead of starting to hunt for some supposed vampire that bit Danny (hmm, Plasmius could get hunted by them because of it :D )

Btw 49.3 Celsius isn't normal, you'd be very dead. Normal is like 37 or slightly less, 36.5 or something...

Aksksk that ending

Awesome Shit! Seriously, Danny being a vampire?

Hilarious.

You should make a sequel where people saw Danny interacting with Vlad and they immediately assume he's a full-blooded vampire relative of his XD XD great fic, definitely one of my faves!