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![]() Author has written 12 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Utena, Blood+, and Rurouni Kenshin. Hi! My name's Mana! And if you even get a mean response for a review, or get a really rude pm, just know it's my really evil, yaoi fangirl of a sister, Yaharah. K? n.~ And as for my age...I'll give you a guess, I'm the same age as Atem from YGO!-grins- .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) IMPORTANT! Okay. Let's get started! Some Things To Know About Me: 1-I love YGO! 2-I love Egypt! 3-I love smilies! 4-I love chocolate! 5-My fav straight pairring in all of fanfiction is Atem X Mana from YGO! 6-I'm mega perky and fun! 7-I love to laugh! Any and everything can make me laugh! 8-One of my fav motto's~ "Life is a game, whether you win or lose is not important. It's how you played that counts!" 9-I think anime is life! Why? Well, let's just say my friends posioned me... 10-Spellcasters rule! 11-Friends are God's gift of love to all living-kind! 12-Art is cool! 13-I absolutely adore raiding people's profile. 14-I love too ramble. 15-I am told that I have serious mood swings. 16-I love the movie "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" 17-I am very weird. But then again, who said werid was bad? If you know some one who did, they're an idiot. 18-Would you be my friend? I'm a person who loves to have dozens of friends! But who knows the difference between a true friend and a user/imposter. 19-I adore games. 20-I like fruit! 21-I like chese! And yes that includes the one from 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!' I left my imaginary friend there, but I still visit at least once a week! 22-I love to write poems, songs, stories and I love to draw! 23-I'm slowly improving my art skills. So far, on a scale of 1-10 -10 being the ultimate imbodiment of arti-ness-ness-ness, and 1 being chicken scratch- I'm a 2. Awesome rigjht!? I'm 1 point away from chicken scratch! All right! 24-I'm only funny when I'm not trying. Other wise, heh it ain't pretty. 25-I'm unfortunately of very poor health. 26-I'm a terrible speller, for many reasons. Primarily: English isn't my first language, spanish is.Which brings us to point number... 27-I'm Venezuelian 28-I get bored quite easily. 29-I'm a very complexed person, even if you don't see all sides of me very quickly, push the right buttons and you will see them. 30-I'm a great, big, pretty nerd! 31-I think I also fall into the 'geek' catergory. 32-I think that lables are idiotic. 33-I love EGYPT!! Wait did I say that already? Yes? Well I'm saying it again! I love EGYPT! -grins madly- 34-I'm now offically a yaoi fangirl, -thanks to many years living with my sister(who's a yaoi fangirl) and my anime lovin', yaoi-fangirl friends. However, all my yaoi fanfics are here...AncientPurebloodPrincessLolita:http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2120140/ 35-I'm not homophobic. It's your life, you're free to do whatever you want with it. Besides if you find love and happiness in the same sex, who am I to scorn you? I'd be an idiot if I did. 36-Homophobia is stupid, senseless and moronic. 37-I'm Roman Catholic, and I'm proud. I believe Mary is the mother of the world world and I belive in the angels and saints! But I won't push my religion down your throat. Religion should be something you choose to believe, not something you're forced or expected too! 38-I have a lot of yaoi on my favs list for two reasons:1. My sister and 2.I like it! 39-I've finally reached the level of maturity to read lemons! I'm glad I can finally enjoy these thing without ending up the living embodiment of a tomato...-.-0 40-Have you ever noticed that yaoi and yuri stories are usually the most fluffy? I have. 41-I am a very random person. 42-I'll always keep adding to this list!-smiles brightly and flashes peace- 43-You see what was in those '--s' above. That is my trademark!n.n 44-La la la lala la, lala love, makes the world go round! 45-As you can see I love the PowerPuff Girls! 46-I love cute things! 47-I usually use the Japanese word 'Kawii'. It means cute and is use to describe cute things in general. 48-This list is fun! 49-I'm laughing right now! Are you? I hope so... 50-Yayyy! I like the number 50! And number 8. Cause that's by b-day. I was born on the 8th of August, which is the 8th month of the year! ^.~ 51-I feel like I'm forgetting something...-shrugs- Oh well. -5 min later- Oh yeah! Right! I heart Yami/Atem-centric stories! 52-I wve chibis! 53-I use Japanese in random sentences, all the time! 54-I love the moon more than the sun. It's just sooo pretty! Wow, this list is getting long! Thanks for reading so far! 55-I wve Barney! And any kind of cat! 56-I can't think of anything. Ah whatever...Wait! I got it! Gituars, Pianos, Keyboards, Recorder, Steelpans and Violins are awesome! Why? Because I can play all of them! Yayyy! 57-I wonder if I'll make it to a hundred? humm...Well! Let's see! 56-I never quit! 57-I'm headstrong! And I love the song by Trapt too. 58-Hats are fun! Leather is even more fun! Boots are just as fun! And necklaces, collars, earrings, chokers, braclets and anything of that nature is F-U-N, FUN!! 59-I wonder who's reading this? If you've made it this far, thanks! I'm very inquisitive. 60-Ninty-nine manga on the wall, ninty-nine manga! You take one down! Read it aloud! Ninty-eight manga! 61-Do you wve random-ness-ness-ness? I do! 62-Pain is not fun.-shakes head- No, no. No fun at all. Not unless it's Pein from Naruto! He's lots of fun! Well maybe not...but we wve you anyway! Pein:Whatever... 63-Itachi-kun rules! Itachi: Arigato, my aquamarine-eyed beauty.-kiss my hand- I giggle. Me: At least someone is grateful! 64-What was my originall goal in doing all this? Humm...-shrugs- I'm very forgetful... 65-Almost there... I love Criminal Minds! My fav character is Reid! 66-I like ramen! Naruto:Me too! 67-I like Naruto! Naruto:Me too! Me:He's awesome! Naruto: Yeah! Wait! Aren't I Naruto? Me: Yeah! Naruto: Sweet! I'm awesome! 68-I like to read! 69-I dislike math! 70-I'm lazy! 71-I like to do my home-work! 73-I adore to listen to my fav anime themes on 74-I think this is the best place for manga 75-I like to go the any search engine and search for anime pics. 76-I like to rub my chin as if I have a go-t. Especially when I'm thinking. 77-I'm doing it right now. Note: Old habits don't die easily. 78-If you have at least one physco teacher at your school post this on your profile: AWAY WITH YOU! EVIL NON-FUN-LOVIN' EVIL THINGIE! 79-I love writing this. Why? Cause it's random, of course! 80-I like english people! Their accent is funny... Ryou: Humph! Well I never! 81-I like to see anime guys shirtless! I mean, who in their right mind doesn't? And I think even crazy people enjoy cute shirtless guy viewing. 82-My fingers are numb right now. 83-Velgamidragon is in my opinion the best writer ever! YOU'RE AWESOME VELGAMI! Toxic Hathor was a close second... Until she took down all her fanfics... -snif snif- 84-I wonder if you are still reading this. If you are, CONGRADS! I WVE YOU! 85-If I had to be an animal I would be amy cat. Most likely a lion. 86-I like grass! And Trees! And Nature! Why did I put that anyway? 87-I dislike my biological father. I call him(I got this from my friend CJ) a sperm donor. 88-I like even numbers and can't stand odd things! I have an OCD when concerning things that are odd in number. 89-I sometimes wonder if we humans will ever truly understand the beauty and balance of nature and if we will ever protect it. 90-Courage is not the lack of fear, but the ability to face one's fears. 91-I've never watched Bleach and I never plan to. Why? I have no idea... 92-I think that even one word reviews are precious and that people should review more, as it helps to motivate the author! SO REVIEW! 93-If I had to choose between being a human and being an animal, I would choose animal, as I would understand that all life is blest. 94-Have you ever wondered why we as human are so cruel to our own kind, and expect to be forgiven the moment we ask(more like demand) but never think about the other persons feelings? 95-I believe that forgiveness is divine. 96-My all time fav colours are Red, Purple and Gold. (Wonder why...? -cough- Atem -cough- Yami -cough- ) 97-To belive and talk about it with friends is one thing, but to believe and give your message to the world is another. 98-All that gliters is not gold. There's silver too! 99-Never mix gun power and beer. Trust me, they give you one heck of a hang-over. 100-Half a loaf is sometimes better than a whole loaf. YAYYYY 100! Girls You are an Innocent Uke!: Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme. Most compatible with: Romantic Seme What seme or uke are you? Take the quiz at: http:/// WRITE MORE VASESHIPPING!! AND DO IT NOW!! I AM MICHEAL JACKSON'S GHOST AND I LOOOOVE VASESHIPPING! ooooo...oooo...oooo...WRIIITE MOOOORE VAASESHIIOPPPIIING AAAND DOOOO IIIT RIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOW! Copy and paste this to encourage people to like vaseshipping more! VASESHIPPING EEEEEEEEK! If you are a crazy vaseshipping fan, copy and paste this to your profile! EEEK! HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman . We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong! Please do your part to end it! I am the Girl... I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~ PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, lovenyami (Come on and join the club people. Nobody is exactly the same anyways), QueenManaOfEgypt( Hey, look! Mistress Velgami is up there! Nice...Oh! Comment! Right! I agree with loven yami, plus freaky, weird and physotic are just synonyms for awesome!) I can Fly!! If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal; ChrisGrey; MewMewFerret; MewBleuberri; ANProductions; ANMProductions; CrazyHorseNinja; Velgamidragon; lovenyami; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt Hanna Montana If Hanna Montana somehow found herself on the top of the Empire State Building and was about to jump, 95 of the world's population would say, "No Hanna! Don't jump!" If you're the 5 who would say, "DIE BITCH!" Add this to your profile and add your name: QueenManaOfEgypt Jonas Brothers If Kevin, Nick and Joe were going to your local cinema would you: a Run after them screaming, "I love you guys!" b Run after them saying, "I HATE YOU!!" c Join a secret agency planning there death. d Fly solo and jump from the roof on a vine/rope with any kind of large gun aimed at -insert most hated brother of you choice-screaming,"DIIIIIIEEEE!!' Add your name if you picked answer b, c or d. b-QueenManaOfEgypt; c-QueenManaOfEgypt; d-QueenManaOfEgypt; Percentages Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe; Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W; Bara-Minamino; Tsuyu Mikazuki; WeaselChick; Revenant666; darkflame1516; AirGirl Phantom; Agent of the Divine One; pointless people of Pluto; itachikakashi; xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx; bubbleyum; Sakura90873; tomboy14; CrazyHorseNinja; Velgamidragon; lovenyami; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea (Those people seriously need to get a life); QueenManaOfEgypt 98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. Random Stuff Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile: EcoliandDahChihuahua; Flower of the Desert; Blue Tiger-chan; BleedingSaro; Tomboy 601; Yami'sotherHikari; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT imagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile. (For me it's Atem, he's so beyond HOTTTTTT!!) If you think reality is a pain add your name to the list: QueenManaOfEgypt; Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (All the time!) i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read, that put it in your profile. (PM me if you can't read it and I'll translate it into REAL English. You know, the really lame one with 'rules' and 'structured grammer' and 'systematic order!' GASP! k?.~) WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Try Not to Cry Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more life that will never love... Copy Me!! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Down with pants! Up with kilts! If you're Scottish or Irish, or just like kilts, copy this in your profile ~0~QUOTES~0~ ~Myths are based on reality. Reality is often much more frightening than the myth. "You can't help being mad. We're all mad here." ~ "The best thing about not caring what most people think about you, is watching them edge away in fear." ~ Normal people scare me, but not as much as I scare them ~ "Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience." ~ "If Knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays... does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?" ~ And life, life’s a bitch, cause if it were a slut, It’d be easy. - "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."- Albert Einstein ~"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."- R.D. Laing ~"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."- Robert Heinlein -"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives."- A. Sachs -The internet is a bad, bad, thing. Kind of like drugs. That's why we all use it. -“Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.” -Henry Van Dyke ~A mistake presumes that there were rules which, for some reason, were neglected or forgotten by one. An unexpected outcome means that there was no method or rule for determining the best course or outcome -"By the way . . . If it says ONESHOT then it's a ONESHOT meaning it does not continue, it stops, it desists, it dies a horrible agonizing death involving platform shoes and paintings of melted clocks. Thank you." ~ Meelu the Bold ~The only thing that mankind has never been able to grasp is that death may be the only absolute freedom there ever was.’-Kaworu Nagisa -Don't do it, you'll never survive. "Nonsense, you're just saying that cause no one ever has." ~Why do people die? "To make life worth something." -If it's not bolted down, steal it. If it is, get a crowbar ~Live like you will never die, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching. I don't think this is right. Just read it... I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. Now the party is finally ending As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop. STOP CHILD ABUSE!! Daddy it hurts My name is Chris I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long When I’m awake I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mummy does come home I’ll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies Bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I started to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work And yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, HE takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall on the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken “I’m sorry!”, I scream But it’s now much too late His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please God let it all end And finally he stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three Tonight my daddy Murdered me It made me cry T.T This is way too sad. I know! It needs smilies! Like this n.n, and this one ^.~ , and this one -/_\- That last one looks like Itachi. lol Moronic Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! ...And the newest addition! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. Lol. That was funny! I got that from LeaNicolaie's profile. She's an awesome authoress if you're looking for Vampire Knight yaoi... And the part we've all been dreading...THE END! |
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