Pairing: Yami Yuugi x Yami Bakura x Yami Malik (Yamishipping)

Summary: Alternate Ending!

Warnings: Yaoi (guy/guy relationships), language, and any other warning you could have for an argument over who gets to be on top.

For I Am Seme!

! Alternate Ending !

"Come on Yami, it's not that big of a deal." Marik said, but this caused both Yami and Bakura to raise skeptical eyebrows. If it wasn't 'that big of a deal' then why the HELL did they spend the last two hours arguing over it?

Yami just crossed his arms again childishly and looked the other way. They sat there in silence for a good 5 minutes until Bakura suddenly spoke up, "Hey, I have an idea! How about we ask our hikari's! I mean, we'll base the whole seme-uke thing on them, and we'll take whatever roll our hikari's have!"

Yami and Marik stared at him.

Silence.

More Silence.

Bakura rolled his eyes and huffed, "Fine. But I don't see you two coming up with any better idea's."

After 5 MORE minutes, Yami said, "Actually, that's not a bad idea."

They both looked at him skeptically. They both already knew who was what in their hikari's relationship, hence the reason Bakura suggested it, and they knew the Pharaoh wouldn't be to happy with the outcome. But hell, if he agreed to it, it was his fault!

Marik smirked and gave Yami a chaste kiss, "Are you sure?" Yami nodded.

"I'll go get the phone!" Bakura yelled and disappeared into the kitchen, reappearing a whole 10 seconds later. He sat back down next to Yami and Marik and quickly dialed the number to Malik's house, then decided to let Marik talk to his slightly unstable hikari.

"Who are you and what the hell do you want?" Malik yelled.

Marik smirked at his hikari's actions. They must have...interrupted something for him to be all pissed like that, "Hey Malik."

"Oh...hi yami. What do you want?" Came the oh-so enthusiastic reply.

"Well, Yami, Bakura and I have spent the last 2 hours arguing over who's Seme." He explained.

"Aww, damn! Why didn't you call me? Do you know how long I've been waiting to hear that argument! It had to be funny as hell!" Malik whined.

"Well, I'm pretty sure you've been waiting about 7 months. Anyways, we need to know who's Seme and who's Uke in your relationship with Ryou and the midget." Marik said, getting smacked in the head by Yami.

"I hope Yami slapped you for that comment. Anyways, I'm Seme, of course. I mean, seriously, could you see Ryou or Yuugi on top? Ra, that's really funny...Shut up Yuugi!... I don't want to hear a comment from you on that matter!...Anyways, Yuugi's in the middle and Ryou's uke, just the way we like him!"

"Well, he said he's Seme, Ryou's uke and Yuugi's in the middle." Marik told the other two, then mumbled, "How the hell did Yuugi end up in the middle?..."

"YES!" Yami laughed, "HA! I told you! I am Pharaoh! I am no uke!" He yelled in triumph.

"What? Ryou LIED to me! He said Yuugi was uke!" Bakura yelled and grabbed the phone, "Malik! Let me talk to my hikari right now dammit!"

"Damn Bakura, I don't think he'd appreciate you deafening me..." He mumbled before yelling, "Ryou! Get your fine white ass over here! Bakura wants bitch at you!" There a distant yell, then, "No you can't wait until you finish licking all the chocolate off of Yuugi! Get over here now!"

Bakura raised an eyebrow at that, then turned to Yami, "Just you wait pharaoh, as soon as Ryou's done licking chocolate off Yuugi... your ass is as good as any other uke's!"

Yami's eyes widened, "Ryou's licking chocolate off my hikari?" He screeched. Marik and Bakura just exchanged glanced, then burst out laughing.

A few minutes later and, "Hello? Bakura?" Came Ryou's voice.

"Ask him why he's licking chocolate off my hikari!" Yami hissed.

"Hikari, Yami wants to know why your licking chocolate off Yuugi..."

"Umm...hold on..." Bakura could faintly hear Ryou asking Yuugi why he was licking chocolate off him, "Yuugi says because it was there. And because chocolate is good. And to get it off him."

"Yuugi says because it was there. And because chocolate is good. And to get it off him." Bakura told Yami, who scowled.

"Anyways, tell me, who's Uke?"

"Malik's Seme and Yuugi's in the middle, I'm uke, just the way they like me!"

"What? But...but...how did you end up on the bottom? Yuugi's more submissive! And he's short too dammit!" Bakura whined, "And if your uke...then...then that means I have to be uke too!"

"Sorry Bakura...but you'd be surprised how wild Yuugi can get in bed!." Ryou laughed.

"I don't even want to know..." Bakura mumbled.

"If it makes you feel any better, Yuugi is even seme sometimes! OW! Hey, Malik...what was that for?...They didn't need to know that?...-sniff- I'm sorry..." There was a disturbing sound in the background...then, "Oh god's...Malik...Ooh...don't stop..." Bakura's eyes widened and he quickly hung up.

Bakura threw the phone at the wall, effectively smashing it into about 40 pieces, then proceeded to pout. Marik put his arm around Bakura's waist, "So, I take it the Pharaoh is in the middle?" Marik said.

"Don't rub it in..."Bakura mumbled, then smirked, "But Ryou did say that sometimes Yuugi was seme! So ha! He could dominate over you at anytime!"

Marik's eyes widened, "You can't be serious... Yuugi... on top? Holy shit..."

"That's what I said..." They both glared at Yami, who was smirking triumphantly.

But they soon got over their pouting and such and for the rest of the night they had wild, hot sex. With Marik on top, Yami in the middle, and Bakura as uke, just the way they liked him! At least, until Yami and Marik started arguing over who got to be on top on their 3rd round...

And yes, they DID get around to making a show called "Yami's Gone Wild." It became the most popular show among the perverts and lonely old men of the world...