Disclaimer: I don't own anything of Inuyasha. All of it belongs to someone else.

You Forgot It Again

"Hey I'm home" Inuyasha yelled coming through the front door. He used his foot to close the door shut, then place the three huge bags on the kitchen counter.

"Did you get everything on the on the list this time?" asked his older brother Sesshomaru sitting in the living room reading the newspaper.

Pulling out the grocery list from his jacket pocket, Inuyasha scanned over the contents to make sure he checked everything off that was on there. But he'd missed something. Oh damn how could he forget that.

"Inuyasha did…you..get...everything?" Sesshomaru asked once more folding his paper, to get a better view of the hanyou.

Inuyasha didn't reply. He immediately began to put away some of the groceries trying to seem to busy to notice his older brother glaring at him. His ass was surly on tonight's menu for sure now. How could he forget it again.

"Inuyasha answer me. I know you are able too hear me." The daiyoukai placed the folded newspaper on the living room table and walked straight to the kitchen to have a look for himself into the bags. "Hmmm. You forgot it again didn't you?"

A small whimper sounded in the kitchen and Inuyasha's back stiffened. Oh god there was no escape for him now. "I …uh.. You see the thing is I was going to get it.. But Uhhh they ran out of it. Yea they ran out of it at the store."

"Most interesting. You see I figured that that kind of thing would happen. So I took it upon myself to do a little of the shopping."

"You …you did?"

"Indeed I did." Sesshomaru walked pass Inuyasha with a sly grin on his face. That look. Oh god he did!

"No wait Sesshomaru! I don't want to do it! Come on have a heart for once would ya?" His heart was pounding out of control. He had to get out of there and fast before….

"Take them off Inuyasha" Holding up a small bottle of 'Scrub 'em Pups' puppy shampoo, Sesshomaru walked cautiously toward his younger brother. They'd already been this before two weeks ago and he wasn't having it this time. His younger smelled terrible and dammit he was going to get a bath.

"S-s-stay away from me with that junk. I'm warning you, stay back." Inuyasha walked behind the kitchen counter trying to keep some distance between him and his brother. He hated baths. It took forever for his hair to dry and the water would always get in his ears. Water and dog demons just didn't mix.

"Inuyasha, you reek from the earth to the heavens above, and by the gods you WILL be bathed until that stench is removed from you!"

Sesshomaru then dove over the counter to tackle his brother down on the ground. He began to rip off Inuyasha's jacket and tried unsuccessfully to remove the young boy's jeans but received a hard kick to the head. But he didn't budge.

"Hold still you little…Ouch…Devil…Ow…Stop kicking me you brat!"

"NO I'M NOT TAKING A BATH-LEMME GO YOU ASSHOLE-STOP IT BEFORE YOU RIP MY PANTS OFF!

"Either you take them off or I'll rip them off. YOU WILL BATH INUYASHA-Stop kicking me dammit" Sesshomaru was pissed far beyond the highest level of pissivity.

A loud rip sounded off in the large apartment and another until Inuyasha laid on the floor nearly naked with the exception of his puppy styled boxers.

"You stupid bastard! You tore my favorite jacket! Damn you-Whoa put me down!"

Sesshomaru ignored the curse words lighting up his ears, carrying the hanyou over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He continued down the hallway before making a left into a large red and black marbled bathroom. The tub was already filled to the top with bubbles and hot water.

"Now in you go-I said get in!" Sesshomaru placed his younger brother right over the tub only to have him place his hands and feet over the rims. He tried even harder to get him in by pressing his hands into the boy's back.

"There ain't no way I'm getting in there you jackass! You take a bath! You smell worst then I do with that funky cologne you're always wearing." Inuyasha tried with all his strength to hold himself up over the water but his face inched closer and closer until he could see his reflection in the warm pool.

"My cologne is more expensive then the clothes I destroyed in the kitchen you brat! Now you either get in or I'll stomp you in."

"I triple dog dare y- Ow stop it don't step on me like a dog! Whoa! NOOOOO!"

Splash. Inuyasha landed inside of the water with a large thump so strong it smashed the tub into many tiny pieces causing the water to swoosh everywhere inside the bathroom and into the hallway.

Sesshomaru sat on the floor next to Inuyasha in an angry daze. Slightly turning his head, He regarded the his younger brother with a crossed expression on his face. "This will be the fourth bathtub in two months. And what do you plan to do about it little brother?" He asked in a deadly calm voice.

"Umm…pay for it?" The hanyou answered nervously.

"Indeed you will pay for it. But how do you intend to pay for it?"

Oh No.

"Umm with money….Right?"

Placing his hand on the floor, Sesshomaru stood to his full height and began to take off his belt. "Correct little brother, however I can think of a better way for you to pay for it."

Inuyasha scrambled to his hands and knees as fast as he could but wasn't to get far until he felt a clawed hand grab him by his hair. Sesshomaru snatched him up, running out of the bathroom and toward their bedroom. He chuckled devilishly ignoring the sounds of protests and slammed the door shut. Oh little brother was going to pay indeed.

A/N: This was my first one shot. It's been in my head all day long and it wouldn't disappear until I wrote it down. Now I fell so much better. Anyway let me know what you think. I'm thinking about turning it into a series of one shots involving the two brothers.