-Playing Matchmaker-

~disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Knight…it belongs to Hino Matsuri-sama…

~random notes(?): This is my first VK fanfic…I've only been writing for Katekyo Hitman Reborn up until now, and I've decided that I'll try to give it a shot with VK as well. XD. I've only been converted to the VK yaoi fandom recently. [Never imagined the day I'd write a Kaname x Zero story would actually come, lol. I mean, I kinda hated Kaname 'cuz he used Zero…but that was before. XD]

~summary: Yuuki is a fangirl—a YAOI fangirl. And she will stop at nothing to turn her yaoi fantasies into reality! Who will her lucky "victims" be? [Please take note: this fanfic is set a year after the end of VK, albeit in an alternate ending wherein Kaname and Yuuki decides to stay at Cross Academy. AND Ichiru never died. XD]

~warnings: Crack, OOC-ness, yaoi, incest, evilfangirl!Yuuki…need I say [or type, rather] more? XD

Prologue: The Pureblood Fangirl

Yuuki let out a dejected sigh as she flopped open one of the numerous yaoi mangas that were adorning the bookshelves placed beside her large, elegant and expensive bed. Living in the Moon Dormitory took a lot of getting used to. What with the other vampires who always seem to be eager—rather, too eager—to help her with even the most mundane of tasks.

At first, she just let the other vampires do as they like. She thought a little pampering and doting wouldn't be so bad, plus, it was kind of funny that Hanabusa Aidou—who used to ignore her as if she doesn't exist—was now wagging his tail at her every whim, just like a puppy.

But that was before. Now she's just sick and tired of it all. For goodness' sake, she's not a kid! She's not exactly an old person, either, needing assistance in particularly everything. Sure, it was fun in the beginning, but now it was simply annoying…Wait, scratch that. It wasn't entirely that annoying—at least not as annoying as the matter at hand.

Kuran Yuuki. A pureblood vampire hailing from the Kuran bloodline…and a yaoi fangirl. A deadly combination, one might say. Deadlier still, is the fact that she is bored. All too terribly bored. Bored enough that she might get a little too tempted to use her powers to make the first male vampire she saw jump at another guy…

Yuuki's eyes suddenly took on an evil look at that thought. Of course! Why hadn't she thought of that before?! The answer was right in her hands (literally) all along! Thank you, yaoi manga! Now she could get rid of her boredom and feed her fangirl-ism at the same time!

An unholy laughter was now heard all throughout the Moon Dorms. The vampires, who were all sleeping at the time, woke up to the bone-chilling laughter of their pureblood princess. Though none of them dare venture into the rooms of Kuran Yuuki…lest they want to live to see another day (or night).

Yuuki was now formulating a plan in her mind. A plan so good, that she was quite sure that it would turn even the toughest of straight guys gay. Oh, how beautiful this school is going to be: a yaoi heaven!

But first she needs henchme—err, allies, to help her carry out her plans. It was easy enough, to say the least. Within the span of ten minutes, she was able to obtain two formidable allies: her best friend and co-fangirl, Sayori; and the up-for-anything Vice President of the Night Class, Ichijou Takuma. With that, the BL Squadron is complete. Now the only ones who are missing are the (unwilling) characters to take the stage.

Inside of his room, the vampire hunter Kiryuu Zero suppressed a shudder. He closed the windows, thinking that it was merely caused by the cold draft of wind. Unbeknownst to him, a not-so-familiar-fangirl is now plotting what appears to be his doom…

[Omake: Where it all began…]

Ten years ago…

Yuuki: -reading a yaoi manga-

Kaname: -enters the basement- Yuuki, may I know what you are reading?

Yuuki: -holds out a VERY graphic page to Kaname-

Kaname: …0.0 –wishes he never asked from the start-

Yuuki: you know onii-sama? You'll make a great seme. –Smiles angelically-

Kaname: …-faints-

~end of prologue

And so Yuuki's "mission" begins…-insert evil laughter-. Hope you guys will like it, even though it's gonna be 100 percent crack. XD. [I promise I'll write something serious after finishing this! XD] I know it is reeaaally short, but it's only the prologue. The next chapters will be longer…And, oh please tell me what you think! XD. Comments, suggestions and violent reactions are very much welcome! XD