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Joined Dec 11, 2008, id: 1766792, Profile Updated: Feb 16, 2018

Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey. Waz up?

If you're reading this, then like me, you have nothing to do.

You want to know about me? Idoubt it, but I've got nothin to do so, here's some stuff about me.

Name: James (By the way, Jacobus is the hebrew version of the name James and Negromante is italian for necromancer. and no i'm not jewish. I looked up all the origins of my name and while the hebrew version isn't the oldest one, I like it alot better then the original. I am italian though)

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Interests: Fanfiction, Video games, card games, food, porn (yea, I'll admit it), pissing people off, anything rediculous, and crazy people.

things I hate: Normal people, anything boring, light, sound, and idiots.

Favorite quotes, in no particular order:

1. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.- The Declaration of Independence

2. I am a figment of my own imagination- me.

3. Logic can only tell you things you didn't need to know- me.

4. You shouldn't take life so seriously, you're not gonna get out of it alive anyway- I think it was a really old button, but I can't be sure

5. I don't live, I co-exist with life- my brother said it, but I'm stealing it!

6. I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every damn minute of it!- Naruto: Shinobi Wars; by: Geor-sama. Chap 10. This describes my entire mindset.

7. See with eyes unclouded by hate- I don't remember

8. I never learned anything by being smart- line from the game 'elder sqrolls 4, oblivion'

9. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it- taken from the profile of
Mikie-From-Ireland, I have know idea who actually said it, I just really like it.

10. If you walk backwards, you don't know were you're going, but if you walk forwards, you forget where you were. The only way to know were you are is to sit and look around.- me, metaforical saying I made that describes my outlook on life. Don't live in the past, but look too far ahead either, or you may forget the past all together. Stay in the present, look back at the past, and to the future, they're both important. That would be the literal meaning of it.

11. To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.- Ralf Waldo Emerson

12. You’re only young once! But immaturity is forever!- Line from Again, by Kimcat, chapter 4.

13. There's nothing you can do that can't be done- a song written by The Beatles, 'All you need is love'

14. The stupidity of mankind is infinite- Breaking the Boundaries by Calatrava, chapter 19

15. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired- pudgypudge's personal motto, and I couldn't agree more

16. Real families are made by people in them. Not by standards outside- The Medic of Konoha by Ares88, chapter 8

17. when you’re dumb, you’re dumb; nothing you do can change that- I Will Believe by weixuan18, chapter 7

18. Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies- Where did I hear this again?

19. "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final line of chapther 35, King's Cross, page 723

20. The fact that you are able to give something your all is a talent in and of itself- Full metal alchemist: brotherhood, episode 7

21. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.- Line from the movie Scarface

22. The greatest achievements within a person are often born of the greatest losses- Troika Parallel by Shivakashi, chapter 3

23. If it's truly precious, even if you lose your life, you must protect it with these two hands- Naruto mange Vol. 3, chap. 23

24. Perversion is only really wrong when you take something that isn't offered- Me

25. One of humanity's stupidest and most common mistakes is thinking of an entire group as one person- Me, and I'm getting really sick of everybody around me being so fuckin' stupid

26. Never let your true self be swayed by someone else’s ideals- The Melt by pudgypudge, chap. 3

27. The day you stop learning is the day you die and disappear- The Melt by pudgypudge, chap. 5

28. When life give you lemons, punch it in the face and take some apples- This was on DevilKeys Writing's profile when I got bored and looked at it one day after reading his awsome story, Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto. READ IT!! IT'S AWSOME!!

29. Life isn't worth living without something to die for- me

30. Who the hell cares what anyone else thinks? Just look into your heart and, do whatever the hell makes you happy.- Line from Scrubs

31. no good deed ever goes unpunished- who knows who said that first? it's true though

32. It's not a question but a lesson learned in time- Time of your life (good riddance), by Green Day

33. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life- The next line after that in that same song. I like them better as two seperate quotes though.

34. Confusion is unessisary. If you do what you beleive is right, all is well- Me

35. Kinda hard not to be a smartass when you're talking to dumbasses all the time- Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto By DevilKeys writing, chapter 12

36. everything's fair when you're the only one who knows that it's not.- Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto By DevilKeys writing, chapter 28

37. stupidity is what really killed the cat, curiosity was just framed- Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto By DevilKeys writing, chapter 29

38. Not my fault, not my problem- My policy regarding everything

39. What's worth the price is always worth the fight- Today is your last day, by Nickelback

40. Trust thyself, every heart beats to that iron string- Ralf Waldo Emerson

41. Life is a path that rarely leads to a happy ending- Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto By DevilKeys writing, chapter 34

42. You laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause you're butt-ugly- Something random

43. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.- Can't... stop... laughing!

44. The cops never find it as funny as you do.- So true...

45. Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!- Hurray!

46. It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility- ...

47. The only destiny anyone has is to be born. The only fate we all share is death- Kami's my what by maverick9871

48. I'm walking down the line , that divides me somewhere in my mind. On the border line of the edge, and where I walk alone. Road between the lines, what's fucked up and everything's all right. Check my vital signs, to know I'm still alive, and I walk alone.- Boulevard of broken dreams, by Green Day

49. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.- ???

50. Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity- and I’m not sure about the universe.- Albert Einstein

51. Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.- Mahatma Ghandi

52. There is little that can withstand a man who can conquer himself.- King Louis XIV

53. In an insane world, a sane man is seen as insane.- Craig Andrews

54. No one solution applies to all problems.- ???

55. Any man can handle adversity. If you truly want to test a man's character, give him power.- Abraham Lincoln

56. “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.”- Albert Einstein

57. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.- You're damn right I will!

58. A scientist is an artist who imagines the truth- me

59. I reject normality, because I know better- me

60. Time heals all wounds, but fire can stop them from bleeding- Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix, chapter 3

61. “It’s not enough to look someone in the eyes and tell ‘em the sky is made of horse shit, you’ve got to convince yourself first.”- me 10/31/2010

62. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, chapter twenty-seven, Padfoot returns, page 525, line 23-24.

63. "Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young..."- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, chapter thirty-seven, The lost prophecy, page 826, line 25-26.

64. Pride is not the opposite of shame, it is its source- line from Avatar the Last Airbender

65. It is better to die like a tiger then to live like a pussy- Line from the movie Balls of Fury

66. It takes great thinking and work to keep from working- Bill Cosby

67. The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.- Ayn Rand

68. Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.- Ayn Rand

69. When in doubt, douche it out- My buddy Fat Ass, self proclaimed king of the douche bags

70. "That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!" Calculon - Futurama

71. "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."- Took this and the next tewenty or so quotes from the profile of Kenchi618, my new favorite author

72. "Guns don't kill people... but they sure help."- ???

73. “There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you”- Cameron Poe in Con Air

74. "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"- Scott Adams

75. "I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin

76. "A fighter with lesser skill can knock out a man in one punch, but a regular person can make a skilled fighter cry like a girl with a single bullet."

77. "If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."- I can do that

78. "I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."- ???

79. "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."- Damn strait

80. "Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."- I wish I knew

81. "The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."- Kenchi618

82. "We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction."- General Douglas MacArthur

83. Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.- ha!

84. "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."- Me too

85. "I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."- My next role model

86. "Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."- To whoever said this, I, king of the Assholes, hereby grant the title "Count of brutal truth"

87. "There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"- ???

88. "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling."- ROFL

89. "Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid."- Ha! Thank you Kenchi618, that was awesome

90. The question that often drives me hazy, am I or the others crazy?- Albert Einstein

91. Embrace the pain, BE THE PAIN!- An unimportant person I know said this once. I call him Meat. This is the only good thing he ever said.

92. “A man must stand in fear of just those things that truly have the power to do us harm, of nothing else, for nothing else is fearsome”.- Dante's Inferno, Canto 2, line 87

93. Violence isn't the answer, its the question. The answer is yes.- ???

94. The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool.- Line from the movie Almost Famous

95. There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so- William Shakespeare

96. Dreams that have shattered may not have mattered. Take another point of view- Believer, by Ozzy Osbourne

97. I've got nothing to hide, I'm not guilty inside. I won't give up, after all I'm still crazy- Not Going Away, by Ozzy Osbourne

98. Do what you will to try and make me conform. I'll make you wish that you had never been born- Rock 'n' Roll Rebel, by Ozzy Osbourne

99. Normality is a sin for which there is no forgiveness- My buddy Puppet.

100. Time is the ultimate disease, it slowly kills EVERYONE!- Puppet

101. Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.- Joey Comeau

102. Being an adult is hard on everybody, that's why they let us drink.- Line from Madoka Magica

103. That’s right, I’m just a voice in your head, so ignore the hand on your thigh- My roommate

104. If the truth offends you, turn those judgmental eyes inward. I will not apologize for it.- me

105. "Not doing right when you know it is right is a coward's way."- Naruto episode 12

106. “If they can get you to ask the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about the answers.”- Proverb for Paranoids

107. I am not a part of the world, the world is a part of me- me

108. a problem delayed is a problem denied- i forget. an episode of house i think

109. Time is an unstoppable force. But bonds are immovable objects- me

Common mistakes I see in many Naruto fanfics that I feel the need to correct.

1. You can not train in your sleep! I keep seeing Kyuubi bringing Naruto to the mindscape to train while he is asleep. That isn't possible, you would die. You see, while the body is resting, you wouldn't actually get the kind of rest you need. The body itself doesn't need sleep, only your brain requires sleep. And if Naruto was training, all of his higher brain functions would still be active, and it wouldn't be helpful for the brain at all. It would be as if Naruto had just lied there all night, not sleeping at all and he would die within no more then two weeks.

2. Henge is not a genjutsu, AND IT NEVER WAS!!!!!! It is an E ranked NINJUTSU that allows a ninja to transform him/her self or another object INTO another person, animal, or object. It is not an amazing feet that Naruto's henge allows him to actually shape shift, everyone can do it.

3. Kumogakure (hidden cloud) was not a part of the third, or second great shinobi wars. Any animosity that Kumo has for Konoha has absolutly nothing to do with the past two wars Konoha fought in. Why do they hate Konoha? I don't know. It's possible that they are holding a grudge for losing the FIRST great shinobi war, but that was a long time ago.

4. First Hokage is spelled Shodai Hokage in japanese, not shodaime. Why, I don't remember, but the first is said differently then second and beyond when referring to leaders.

5. Gato is 5 foot 3 inches tall (162.5 cm) and has gray hair. He is not a bald midget.

6. Kakashi Hatake has NEVER favored any of his students over the other. If anyone actually bothered to pay even the slightest bit of attention to the manga and/or anime, then they would learn several things. 1. Sakura isn't actually that pathetic. When you consider how fuckin' weak she was when she first graduated the academy, Kakashi must have taught her something at some point. 2. When Kakashi supposedly pawns Naruto off to Ebisu, what nobody seems to remember is that JIRAIYA TOLD HIM TO!!! He intended to train Naruto during the chuunin exams from the very beginning! It wasn't just an accedent that he found Naruto at the hot springs, he was going to train Naruto anyway! Don't believe me? Go read chapter 143! And finally, 3. In chapter 144 of the manga, you will see a small clip where Kakashi is trying to teach Naruto the chidori, but Naruto is failing. Kakashi taught Sakura ALOT more than you all seem to remember, he did NOT abandon Naruto to go teach Sasuke the chidori, and he did NOT only teach his one original technique to one of his students. Naruto's control was NOWHERE near where it had to be to learn chidori, and by the time he could've learned it, shippuuden started and he already had rasenshuriken. Sakure had such small chakra reserves that attempting chidori before she really started taking things seriosly would probubly have killed her, and by the time she did take things seriosly she wasn't his student anymore. Case in point, KAKASHI DOESN"T PLAY FAVORITES!!! Now I know that changing Kakashi into an ass is just another thing to make cool fanfics, but this message is for all those people (and I assure you they do exist) that truley belive that Kakashi was a terrible teacher who never taught anyone but Sasuke anything. He was a great teacher, so don't hate Kakashi because of a fan based plot device.

7. Orochimaru left Konoha three years AFTER the Kyuubi attack. The same year Kumo tried to take Hinata.

8. Anko is ten years older then Naruto. Now, where I come from, when a twenty three year old woman has sex with a thirteen year old boy, that's called pedophilia. Just keep that in mind when you write a Naruto/Anko fic. It's okay if you wait until after the time skip, but Jesus people, what the fuck is wrong with you!? That really goes for any story that has a lemon in it before the time skip. I know that in reality it does happen, but fanticizing and writing about it is just really fucked up. I swear to god, it's like everyone on the internet is disturbed beyond redemption. It makes me want to gouge out their eyes, shove 'em down their throats, tear off their testicles, shove them in their eye sockets, and then rape them up the ass with a cattle prod! And if you're a girl and you write that, well that's just annoying, because then, since I can't use your testicals to torment you, I have to rip out your tongue, brutally pound out all your teeth, shove all of your teeth, one by one, down your throat, then forcefully push your own tongue through your intestinal track with a long, mishapen, rusty pipe!

9. Only sensor type ninjas can sense chakra damn it! This isn't dragon ball z, feeling energy in the area is not a basic skill.

10. Nii Yugito was 29 years old when she died. That makes her about 25-26 at the beginning of the series. She is a Jonin, and has been since the beginning. She does not belong in the chuunin exam.

11. Elemental affinity. People don't seem to understand the concept. First of all, normal ninjas have only ONE affinity, though they can learn how to use any element with enough time. If a ninja has more than one elemental affinity, even if one is stronger than the other, then that ninja can mix those two elements together to make a new element, like wood jutsu. No exeptions, if someone has more than one elemental affinity, it's because of a gekke genkai and they can merge them. Also, charecters like Haku cannot use these special jutsu with one handed seals. To use an ice jutsu Huka puts water chakra in one hand and wind in the other and makes a hand seal that is used for ice jutsus. Her thousand needles attack is a water jutsu and makes water needles, not ice. Also, one cannot simply learn an elemental jutsu without first learning to use elemental chakra, even for the element they are attuned to. For most ninja, learning elemental manipulation, especially for an element that is not their affinity, takes a long time and is very difficult, which is why you don't see ninjas throwing out jutsus of every element all the time. You cannot simply pick up a scroll for a water jutsu as a genin and learn it just like that. You first have to learn to use water nature chakra. The reason it took only a month for Sasuke to learn chidori is that chidori is pure nature manipulation and learning to use it is essentially the same as learning to use lightning chakra. Sasuke is also favored as a genius by Kishimoto, and since he's god to the Narutoverse, Sasuke can learn in a month what someone else could in six. Naruto learned wind in a couple of days because he used clones, which is like multiplying your training time by a thousand. And that's that, I hope that anyone reading this has relearned facts about the Narutoverse laws of physics that have been corrupted by the fandom.

And on that really long note, if you are someone who has or is planning to write a Naruto fanfiction, please at the very least go to this website!!!

http:///wiki/Narutopedia

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

This is my English-Japanese translator. It's really good. http:///onldict/jap.html

Also, for anyone that is having trouble coming up with names for their charactors, go to a baby nameing wedsite. It sounds dum, I know, but it's basically a website full of names, and their meanings. It's exactly what you're looking for. I use this one http:///

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (It's not my fault! I eat, I swear!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (Cat? That sounds delicious!)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Technically, Since I'm a guy, It'd be "asshole" or "Bastard")
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Oh I'll go to hell, but I doubt this will be the reason)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Kukuku...)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Eh, I know I don't have a chance anyway, why would I bother?)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (Damn... people must really hate dancers)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (I have a feeling this one was meant for the ladys, but whatever)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (What's wrong with wearing socks with sandals?)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I rather like this stereotype)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Like I need strait a's to have no social life)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Really just art, theater bores me. Oh, and go fuck yourself)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Boobies!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Go fuck yourself)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I wish I had friends...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (I like, big, BUTTS and I can not lie!)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. ('The hell? Yes, you are you fucking moron! Lay off the damn pipe!)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Who the hell doesn't love fried chicken and kool-aid? This one just isn't fair)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Okay... I'm ugly)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (That one's true, sorry my fellow youngsters, but we are still naive. Accepting that is a good step towrds wisdom though)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (trust me, most of you aren't very attractive)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (IT BURNS!!!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (But I don't fit in with anyone, and I like it that way)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No... I think little of everyone, especially me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I hate all of you)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He's on fire! HAHAHAHAHA! Look at him burn!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(Once again, Bastard or asshole is more accurate. Also, go fuck yourself)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Mmm... Boobs)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Go fuck yourself)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I would if I could draw...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Don't look at me like that. You do it too, I'm just willing to admit it)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Im not... That weak. Oh who am I kidding, I can feel my humerus through my bicep)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm five-ten, a hundred and twenty or so pounds, I barely ever say more than ten words per hour, and I think as highly of myself as I do the average sewer rat, so go fuck yourself)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.(Kilts are actually quite comfortable from what I gather)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Go fuck yourself)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(If I ever find someone who did this, I'll skin them alive)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Cant say that any more. I'm 20 now :( )
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (what? Blood is awsome you pansy ass bitches)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(In the words of Christopher Titus: I'm Whity, and I apologize!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (You can all go fuck yourselves)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.(Now then, that's not to say that virgin blood is bad... it just has to be willingly offered in small doses :))
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. (Pagans don't even beleive satan exists...)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (really? of all the things people don't like about conservatives, this is what ended up on the list? ok)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Go fuck yourself)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am a loner, now go fuck yourself)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Go fuck yourself)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Wiccans don't beleive in satan either...)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (It's not my fault the government is incompetent)
I am a WITCH(Cough, Wizard, Cough), so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY (Well, you're half right I guess...)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Shit, bitch, fuck cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Try to convert me and I'll rip out your eyeballs and shove 'em down your throat)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (No, you're just a whiny bitch, now stop crying and get over it!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Go fuck yourself)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (Nonsense, tears will not fix the mistake)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Seriously, go fuck yourself)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Burn baby burn, infant inferno!)

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Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews

Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page! That needs to be updated!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 352,725 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: Jul 8, 2020 - Published: Sep 29, 2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]

Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews

A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 885,745 - Reviews: 4694 - Favs: 7,733 - Follows: 6,490 - Updated: Jun 7, 2020 - Published: Jul 18, 2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama

Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9975 - Favs: 14,964 - Follows: 14,178 - Updated: May 22, 2020 - Published: Dec 15, 2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten

Hell Sharingan V2 by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews

Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life. After his rebirth he finally learns what a true shinobi is. Naruto Naruxharem. This is the rewrite, trust me this will be much better than the first.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 238,848 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: Sep 4, 2019 - Published: Dec 28, 2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews

At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,879 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: Aug 11, 2019 - Published: Mar 19, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

This Transient, Floating World by the-word-builder reviews

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,785 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: Aug 4, 2019 - Published: Mar 19, 2017 - Kakashi H., OC

Demigod by Drakai reviews

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Naruto was found by one of the Ancient Greek Goddesses? Well, let's see, shall we? Warning Smart/Strong/Godlike/Naruto, SauSaku bashing Rated T for safety; NarutoxFemKyuubixOCxLadyxFemHakuxKurenaixMizukage

Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: Jul 31, 2019 - Published: Dec 7, 2009 - [Lady/Mary, Naruto U., Haku, Kurenai Y.]

A Foxes Tale by Chrisdz reviews

Naruto always knew he was special, just never how much. Fortunately for him Mizuki's trechery leads to discovery. Now with true knowledge of self he sets out to take the world by storm. I don't own Naruto or any thing this happens to cross with

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,699 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: Apr 14, 2019 - Published: Dec 3, 2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.

A Pokegirl Adventure by maverick9871 reviews

Set after Naruto meets a pokegirl, Naruto makes his way through the world on his way to be a Pokegirl master. Narutoxinoxlots of OC harem Lemons

Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: Apr 13, 2019 - Published: Dec 27, 2008 - Naruto U.

Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews

Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4559 - Favs: 6,713 - Follows: 6,199 - Updated: Mar 14, 2019 - Published: Feb 9, 2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews

Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 770 - Updated: Feb 13, 2019 - Published: Jul 11, 2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.

The Will Born in Fire by EdStargazer reviews

A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,825 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: Jan 18, 2019 - Published: Jan 27, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

The Konoha Cobra by MikeJV37 reviews

Summary: Naruto is raised by Anko, will this change the future for the better or worse? dark/strong/smart Naruto. extreme language and violence, m/f f/f lemons with fetishes. Anko/kurenai, Naruto/Tenten Hinata & 2-3 others later.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,796 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: Oct 9, 2018 - Published: Jun 22, 2009 - Naruto U. - Complete

Naruto, Pervy Sage by MikeJV37 reviews

Naruto returns from his training trip having tamed Kyuubi and killed the Akatsuki, all it cost him was Jiraiya's life, so what does he do now? Jiraiya's Will gives Naruto a new path. Super Naruto, Naru/Hina, Harem, Perviness explained in story.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 786 - Updated: Oct 9, 2018 - Published: Dec 24, 2010 - Naruto U. - Complete

Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6720 - Favs: 11,311 - Follows: 10,118 - Updated: Aug 1, 2018 - Published: Jan 10, 2011 - Naruto U. - Complete

New chance by Hektols reviews

A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 10027 - Favs: 8,125 - Follows: 6,964 - Updated: Mar 31, 2018 - Published: Jan 30, 2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]

Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews

A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: Dec 24, 2017 - Published: Jul 1, 2014 - Naruto U. - Complete

The Eternal Chimera by superfish01 reviews

Kushina and Minato have their owns secrets that only each other know about. How do these secrets affect Naruto and the reason behind the Kyuubi attack? naruxfemkyuu naruxfemhaku. 2 girls only, not harem. Rating to be safe. Discontinued fic. Please read final chapter for an explanation.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 211,843 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: Nov 28, 2017 - Published: Dec 1, 2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama

Naruto: The Blind Shinobi by LeapingWithFate reviews

Naruto is blinded at an early age and saved by a mysterious man, who refers to himself as In Caecus Monachus, only for that man to disappear forever. How will Naruto face the world, and will he still be able to become a ninja? KibaNaru

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 150,355 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 498 - Updated: Oct 31, 2017 - Published: Jun 2, 2013 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] - Complete

Trials of Faith by karrafear reviews

SEQUAL to Faith in Humanity and Restoration of Faith; Rated M. 2 and a half years have passed and now is the beginning of the trials of Faith. Finally a new chapter after 5 years - Chapter 11 is up!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 222 - Updated: Oct 28, 2017 - Published: Jan 14, 2008 - Naruto U.

The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews

After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 201,359 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 5,559 - Follows: 5,078 - Updated: Mar 23, 2017 - Published: Jun 8, 2006 - Naruto U. - Complete

Heir of The Uzumaki's by Element-Chaos reviews

The powerful Uzumaki clan lives on...in the blood of the boy who will return it and the country to its former power. As one country rises another may fall, what will Naruto do when the choice comes? Will he have mercy on Konoha? Pairings?-Possible Harem

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,346 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 835 - Updated: Feb 26, 2016 - Published: Mar 5, 2010 - Naruto U.

Signs by d'ihshtri reviews

Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: Jan 6, 2016 - Published: Feb 14, 2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.

The Blue eyed Hyuuga by Fenix Maelstrom reviews

Byakugan! "Hey, Naruto..." "Yes, Iruka-sensei?" "You realize that you shouldn't be able to do that...right?" "Umm...no...I didn't know that..." "Yeah... Naruto?" "What is it, Sensei?" "Naruto...you're a Hyuuga..."

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: Nov 16, 2015 - Published: Oct 30, 2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 9,505 - Follows: 9,456 - Updated: Sep 18, 2015 - Published: Jun 24, 2011 - Naruto U.

Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews

AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 9073 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 7,291 - Updated: Aug 9, 2015 - Published: Oct 16, 2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Devil of the Hidden Leaf by Chrisdz reviews

During the battle on the bridge Naruto awoke Kyuubi but what if that wasn't all he awoke. A Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover of a different caliber. Like always rated M for safety reasons

Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,285 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: Jul 14, 2015 - Published: Apr 5, 2008 - Naruto U.

The Sharingan Devil by Blackwolf501 reviews

What if Uchiha Izuna was revealed to be Naruto's ancestor. How would Naruto deal with the secrets of his world as he struggles with his life as a Root Anbu captain. Mangekyo Sharingan Naruto (Godlike Naruto eventually), Pairings NarutoXKurenai. (Contains Cliche's, so haters don't read and save us both the time)

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 583,355 - Reviews: 4062 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: Jul 12, 2015 - Published: Apr 9, 2013 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y.] Haku - Complete

Naruto: The Next God of Shinobi by Dragon6 reviews

At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 132,190 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: Apr 27, 2015 - Published: Jul 31, 2009 - Naruto U. - Complete

Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 4,967 - Updated: Jan 31, 2015 - Published: Dec 21, 2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete

Naruto Dragon Ascendant by Freedom Guard reviews

Orochimaru thought that using the seal would disrupt the Kyuubi's chakra and render Naruto weak and helpless in the Forest of Death in the Chuunin Exams...little did he realize that in Naruto lies a dormant power...older than all the Kekkai Genkai. Story is now in the ice box, will thaw it when non Naruto stories are updated to my satisfaction.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,964 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: Dec 30, 2014 - Published: Jan 2, 2009 - Naruto U.

The Misadventures of the Akatsuki:Redux by Kyuubi16 reviews

Akatsuki: A group of perverted, psychotic, weed smoking, and drinking individuals. Between telling your Mama Jokes, killing people, being arrested, and dying every other week they always manege to end up on an insane misadventure.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 248 - Updated: Dec 8, 2014 - Published: Jul 6, 2009 - [Naruto U., Konan] - Complete

Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews

At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: Nov 3, 2014 - Published: Aug 24, 2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.

Forbidden Magic by Grace Kay reviews

Thrust from the Circle's watchful gaze, Solona Amell fights to save Ferelden from the Blight. Along the way, she learns of love, the world, and herself, and becomes more powerful than anyone could have possibly imagined. Leliana/F!Warden, Zevran/Wynne, Alistair/Morrigan, Alistair/Cousland. Rated M. Cover image used with permission from LannMelo.

Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 382,258 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 241 - Updated: Oct 5, 2014 - Published: Mar 14, 2013 - [Leliana, Amell] [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete

No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: Sep 26, 2014 - Published: Oct 28, 2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete

Angel of Death by Chrisdz reviews

Enshrouded in secrets, plans set in motion, and the return of a dead village. Naruto, memory restored carves his path with swords in hand and head held high. The Chuunin Exams held for the first time in Tetsu no Kuni is just the beginning.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,848 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: Sep 8, 2014 - Published: Jun 9, 2009 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto

The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews

AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,725 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: Jul 11, 2014 - Published: Dec 11, 2011 - Naruto U.

Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews

Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!

Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: Jun 15, 2014 - Published: Dec 31, 2008 - Naruto U.

The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews

Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.

Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: May 30, 2014 - Published: Feb 14, 2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Naruto U.

The Choices We Make by ATrulyRecklessDreamer reviews

The night of the Kyuubi attack is drastically changed by a single choice, made in the name of motherly love. The aftereffects of this decision will shake the very foundations of the world and uproot history as we know it. See Profile for more.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 946 - Updated: May 1, 2014 - Published: Jul 31, 2010 - Naruto U.

Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews

Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: Feb 2, 2014 - Published: Dec 6, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews

"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: Jul 26, 2013 - Published: Feb 4, 2008 - Naruto U.

What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: Jun 21, 2013 - Published: Jun 27, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete

Naruto Sempai by EvilAngeal reviews

Hinata, true to the series is shy, timid and incredibly lacking in self confidence, only this time she didn't have Naruto to show her the right way. But what if he suddenly comes into her life as an already qualified ninja? Romance and humour themes!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 779 - Updated: May 2, 2013 - Published: Jul 24, 2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews

Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 6,161 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: Apr 18, 2013 - Published: Apr 22, 2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.

Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews

NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha

Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: Apr 13, 2013 - Published: Dec 15, 2006 - Naruto U. - Complete

The Consequences of a Lie by TheDogSage reviews

After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: Apr 7, 2013 - Published: Mar 16, 2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.

Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews

While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: Apr 7, 2013 - Published: Feb 9, 2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete

5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: Feb 17, 2013 - Published: Nov 25, 2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.

Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews

There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: Jan 17, 2013 - Published: Oct 1, 2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.

Naruto: X by Chrisdz reviews

Kidnapped by Apocalypse at a young age Naruto is rescued by Xavier and Magneto. Now he will grow under the guidance of both leaders. The world will never be the same again. Will go through X-Men Evolution into cannon. Naru/harem

Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,351 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: Jan 4, 2013 - Published: Oct 18, 2008 - Naruto U.

Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews

A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: Dec 17, 2012 - Published: Nov 27, 2009 - Naruto U.

Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: Sep 23, 2012 - Published: Nov 3, 2006 - Naruto U.

Requiem of a Demon by DanielNieves reviews

Naruto is attacked on his ninth birthday, just as Itachi kills his clan. Bereft of his dreams, Itachi helps Naruto for his own purposes, changing everything as we know it. Sharingan wielding Naruto, Naru/Yugito. Possible Jir/Tsu later chapters. Complete.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,904 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: Sep 10, 2012 - Published: Jun 10, 2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete

Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: Aug 15, 2012 - Published: Jul 4, 2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete

Naruto: Hell's way of thanks by Lazy Shika reviews

Desperate to set things straight 25 year old Naruto returns to the past after his teammates cause the destruction of Konoha...full summary inside -Time travel!- Good Itachi! No Bashing's! well there is a bit at the start- but its over, New Summary!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,713 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 519 - Updated: Jul 20, 2012 - Published: Aug 17, 2008 - Naruto U.

Collar by Silent Magi reviews

In Konoha there is only one rule that you have to know... Dominate or be dominated. Naruto Uzumaki is a young master starting out on his journey into a world where a collar and leash are stronger than any jutsu. Rated for content.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,823 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 553 - Updated: Jul 12, 2012 - Published: Jul 27, 2010 - Naruto U.

History of a Teacher by FamousFault reviews

(OoTP) Seeking vengeace for the death of his friends Yugi gets into trouble and is offered a haven in Hogwarts in exchange for his services as History of Magic teacher. He accepts and soon is responsible for greater chaos at Hogwarts than the school has ever faced before. At the same time the Shadow Creatures have their own agenda, causing even more chaos and great tragedy. REVISED

Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 224 - Updated: Jul 4, 2012 - Published: Nov 6, 2011 - Atem, Rebecca H., Yūgi M. - Complete

A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews

Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: Jun 21, 2012 - Published: Feb 13, 2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete

Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews

When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: Jun 15, 2012 - Published: Oct 23, 2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete

Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews

Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 4,977 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: Jun 14, 2012 - Published: Nov 18, 2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete

Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11180 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: Jun 8, 2012 - Published: Mar 8, 2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete

Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews

Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: May 10, 2012 - Published: Dec 3, 2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete

I spy with my bionic eye by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews

Naruto gets crippled when he is very young. A puppeteer from Suna helps him with his condition. Story is much, much better than the summary. Pairing: NaruxHana

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,613 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: Apr 20, 2012 - Published: Mar 3, 2008 - Naruto U., Hana I.

Hidden In The Vents by Uzumakiblood reviews

At the age of three Naruto found the vents to the Hokage tower, and became friends with some missing nins. Four years later after a series of events, Naruto and his friends are kidnaped by his friends who call themselves the Akatsuki! -no yaoi!-

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 802 - Updated: Apr 10, 2012 - Published: Jun 24, 2008 - Naruto U.

Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews

Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 4,310 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: Mar 11, 2012 - Published: Jul 1, 2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

Naruto: Demon Reborn by naruhina-fanboy-devlin reviews

The night the fox is sealed inside Naruto something happens,something that no one thought possible. Naruto's life will be changed forever. "Danzo . . . What have you done?"

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 646 - Updated: Feb 22, 2012 - Published: Apr 21, 2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews

On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: Feb 12, 2012 - Published: Feb 3, 2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete

Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews

Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.

Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: Jan 14, 2012 - Published: Nov 11, 2008 - Naruto U. - Complete

Birth of a Legend: The Fox Druid by DarkHeroOrion reviews

A true force of nature arises from the lowly roots of Konoha. This child, a scion of noble birthright, is ironically shunned by his deep-seated burden. Follow along as our coming-of-age hero grows through the test of adversity and new challenges.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 227,157 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: Dec 31, 2011 - Published: Feb 4, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Kumogakure Ninja by Iron Monkey Fist reviews

A six year old Naruto runs away from the Hidden Leaf village and meets none other than Kirabi. How will life turn out for Naruto as a Kumogakure Ninja? You'll have to read to find out. Will be epic in length. Currently being rewritten!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,079 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: Dec 12, 2011 - Published: Sep 13, 2009 - Naruto U.

The Hunter by Pr1nnyDUD3 reviews

He always wore a mask, no one realized this but one being did. Taken away from the village trained to be the perfect weapon, he returns 8 years later and konoha was far from prepared. Strong/dark Naru. eventual Naru/Anko. Abandoned

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,056 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 253 - Updated: Nov 28, 2011 - Published: Aug 8, 2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.

Secret of Konoha girls V2 by Futa Fan reviews

PWP Smut. Futa on Male. Incest. Continued from IchaIchaFan with premission. Naru/Futa Harum

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 493 - Updated: Oct 14, 2011 - Published: Sep 13, 2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

The Untraveled Path by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews

Minato Namikaze was certain that he would be sacrificing himself for his village. That was his duty as the Fourth Hokage. But what if his plan to sacrifice himself and seal the Kyuubi inside his newborn son had been altered? Nothing would be the same.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,650 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 175 - Updated: Sep 24, 2011 - Published: Jul 11, 2010

Apprentice of the Sage by zentary reviews

An old man watches the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at VOTE. Once the battle is over, this mysterious old man takes Naruto with him. What does he want with Naruto, and who is he? Strong smart Naruto. Naruto and Hinata later on. AU. no bashing *POLL*

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 994 - Updated: Sep 14, 2011 - Published: Mar 8, 2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Stone of Fire by Tigerman reviews

They say it only take one well placed stone to change the course of a river. What if a villager, at the start, labelled Naruto as a hero instead of a demon? Fate changed direction in a different, stronger course.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,319 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: Sep 6, 2011 - Published: Nov 6, 2007 - Naruto U.

Naruto of the Ethereal Blades by DOOOOOOM Lord of Waffles reviews

My answer to brown phantom's Hidden Bloodline challenge. The night he finds out about his burden Naruto seeks to speak with his tenant. When he meets the Kyuubi he gets a surprise and a blood line that will change his life. For better or for worse.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,813 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 362 - Updated: Sep 2, 2011 - Published: Jan 23, 2011 - Naruto U.

Konoha Alive? by Monty Viper reviews

The spirit of Konoha is fed up with the villager's treatment of Naruto and decides to step in and train him. Strong/Smart/Sarcastic/Gray Naruto. NaruxHarem. Sakura and Sasuke Bashing. Rewrite canceled and now just on Hiatus.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 689 - Updated: Aug 20, 2011 - Published: Apr 26, 2011 - Naruto U.

Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews

Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 4,592 - Updated: Aug 19, 2011 - Published: Aug 29, 2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.

Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews

The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach

Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: Aug 12, 2011 - Published: Jan 8, 2008 - Naruto U.

A Reynord's Skulk by psychocitten reviews

2nd part to Fallen Shinobi. Naruto has been caught after living his lie and is allowed out of his cell in exchange for missions. While he looks for his runaway family it seems that others are looking for them just as hard.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 126 - Updated: Aug 10, 2011 - Published: Feb 2, 2009 - Naruto U.

Naruto Uzumaki: The Fūinjutsu Sage by YamiNarutoRendan reviews

An 8 year old Naruto has a life-changing experience and gets serious, continuing in the legacy of his family - becoming a Fūinjutsu master! Watch as a new Naruto hits the scene. Naruto/Hinata/?/? - Small Harem. Smart!Naruto Strong!Naruto

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 461 - Updated: Jul 25, 2011 - Published: Jul 17, 2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Naruto: FwAdF (Old Version) by SilverFang88 reviews

What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem (Discontinued: Re-Write Up)

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: Jun 21, 2011 - Published: Jan 21, 2008 - Naruto U., Tenten

Konoha's Watchmen by Monty Viper reviews

Dr. Manhatten didn't kill Rorschach but sent him to the world of Naruto. After seeing what Naruto has to endure he takes him in and with his help, will form the first Watchmen of Konoha. OCs and Bashing. Narux?

Crossover - Naruto & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: Jun 16, 2011 - Published: Apr 28, 2011 - Naruto U., Walter K./Rorschach

Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews

Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: Jun 9, 2011 - Published: Mar 16, 2009 - Naruto U., Gaara

The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews

My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: May 30, 2011 - Published: Jul 21, 2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.

Phoenix Sannin by azad439 reviews

After being trounced by a mob, Naruto is taken in and trained by the Sandaime, then at the age of 12, takes a test and is granted the title of Sannin. slight AU. Powerful Naruto.STORY HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ADOPTED BY NARUHAREM FOREVA.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,895 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: May 28, 2011 - Published: Dec 3, 2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.

Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews

What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: May 12, 2011 - Published: Jul 13, 2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

Meeting Naruto by kellerbo reviews

DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: Apr 2, 2011 - Published: Mar 22, 2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.

Sacred Mark of The Rising Kekkei Genkai by Grimstep5 reviews

He was purged clean of his simple-mindedness and enlightened of his power. Out of the fires of liberation came a new Naruto. Namikaze, the purest blood; Within his eyes, lies potent strength and within his heart, his innermost demons. NarutoxHarem

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,640 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 980 - Updated: Feb 15, 2011 - Published: Jun 22, 2008 - Naruto U.

Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews

Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: Jan 30, 2011 - Published: Jun 13, 2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama

The Birth of the Araiki Clan by Lesingnon Bladewind reviews

The Raikage had a second target the night of the Hyuga Abduction, and Naruto was brought safely to Kumogakure. Upon arrival, he is gifted with a kekkai genkai in preparation for the birth of a new clan. Behold the power of To-Remu Yajuuki. NarutoxYugito

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,056 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: Jan 29, 2011 - Published: Jul 15, 2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.

The Medic of Konoha by ares88 reviews

Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 187,847 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: Dec 16, 2010 - Published: Jan 4, 2009 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete

Naruto True Heir of the Shinigami by LightningForce123 reviews

The Shinigami gave power to humans so that they could keep the balance between life and death however they became corrupt and the gods vowed never to give humans power over life and death again now in another world the Shinigami has chosen a new avatar

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,829 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 275 - Updated: Nov 7, 2010 - Published: Oct 7, 2010 - Naruto U.

Again by kimcat reviews

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: Sep 11, 2010 - Published: Jun 13, 2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews

They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: Aug 17, 2010 - Published: Jun 29, 2008 - Naruto U.

Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews

The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: Aug 7, 2010 - Published: Feb 13, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Kami's my what by maverick9871 reviews

Naruto finds out not all things in life are simple cut and dry. Especially when you find out your a demigod. Unexpected an surprising Naruto. Semi-dark at times with a touch of the wild side....Sasuke got crabs. Is that enough to scare away fangirls harem

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: Jul 14, 2010 - Published: Apr 18, 2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.

Son of the Kyuubi by Dzero9 reviews

Honoring the Yondaime, The Kyuubi no Yoko raises Naruto as his own son. NaruHina, SasufemHaku, ItaAya, others.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,952 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 647 - Updated: Jun 20, 2010 - Published: Jun 21, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews

What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: Jun 18, 2010 - Published: Jun 27, 2008 - Naruto U.

Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews

Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: Jun 3, 2010 - Published: Oct 2, 2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete

Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews

Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: May 24, 2010 - Published: Oct 15, 2009 - Minato N.

,Warmachine and Override by maverick9871 reviews

This is the final installment of the Who am I, I am....Ironman. The future is not writen and an evolution accurs. See where our hereos and villians wind up in this action pack advanture.

Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,152 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 506 - Updated: May 24, 2010 - Published: Sep 15, 2009 - Naruto U.

Jiraiya's Choice by Edaar the Mage reviews

Knowing the pain and suffering he would grow up with Jiraiya takes Naruto in and raises him. Upon his return to Konoha he falls for Hinata finally understanding her affections. But by traveling with Jiraiya may have brought him too much attention...

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,687 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 800 - Updated: May 21, 2010 - Published: Apr 8, 2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

The Rinnegan, A Fault in a God's Plan by Bleedndreamz reviews

Naruto gains a gift from Kami at birth that unlocks before he joins the academy. Naruto had potential to be one of the greatest. The 1st Rinnegan user started the ninja world, the latest became a god. However Naruto became something else, something more.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: May 18, 2010 - Published: Jul 10, 2009 - Naruto U., Haku

Konoha Exiles II: Time Warp by EroSlackerMicha reviews

The Sequel. Time has been reset. what will this mean now? More insanity, more crossovers cameo's, and More Hina/Naru. See what happens this go around as the Konoha crew does the Time Warp

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,185 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 743 - Updated: May 9, 2010 - Published: Oct 10, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

Eyes of the Broken Soul by SincereNaruto reviews

Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the rest of the world around him forever

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 353,258 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: Apr 10, 2010 - Published: Oct 26, 2008 - Naruto U.

The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews

Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..

Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: Apr 3, 2010 - Published: Aug 11, 2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.

Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: Apr 2, 2010 - Published: Sep 1, 2008 - Naruto U.

Yamikage by Dzero9 reviews

Sasuke kills Naruto in the VoTE, in doing so became celebrated by the villagers and disgraced by the shinobi. 3 years later, he and a team along with the Hokage must go to the Land of Cranes to where the Hidden Darkness Village resides… NaruIsa

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 521 - Updated: Mar 25, 2010 - Published: Jan 19, 2009 - Naruto U., Isaribi

Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews

A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 953 - Updated: Feb 23, 2010 - Published: Sep 9, 2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete

Uzumaki's War by Daystar Clarion reviews

Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 456 - Updated: Feb 1, 2010 - Published: Apr 4, 2009 - Naruto U.

Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews

AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: Jan 31, 2010 - Published: Sep 25, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

Determination by Arbalest66 reviews

Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,476 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: Jan 5, 2010 - Published: Aug 2, 2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.

The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews

After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: Jan 3, 2010 - Published: Feb 8, 2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete

The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews

After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: Nov 19, 2009 - Published: May 24, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

NU: Dark Lord by 26-Lord-Pain reviews

AR, Overlord-Xover, Dark/EVIL Naruto, NaruX?. On a winter night Naruto is attacked by someone, and protected by strange creatures known as Minions, he discovers his family was destroyed by this same man. Now, he's decided he'll fight off Evil with Evil...

Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,140 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 812 - Updated: Nov 19, 2009 - Published: Dec 26, 2008 - Naruto U.

Journey to Lordship: Version 2 by Nexus of Dark World reviews

.Hanyou Naruto. After trying to take his own life, by chance Naruto meets Anko who forever changed his life, armed with the snake contract AND the ultimate chakra blade Naruto will inact his and Anko's revenge upon Orochimaru.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,571 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 769 - Updated: Sep 19, 2009 - Published: Dec 15, 2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.

Ironman by maverick9871 reviews

This is the sequal to Who am I, I am. This picks up right after the other one ended and will show how Naruto shows the world that Heroes can be both born and made. Join his journey as he takes the world by storm. Pairing NarutoX

Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,601 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 484 - Updated: Sep 13, 2009 - Published: Aug 2, 2009 - Naruto U. - Complete

For The Love of Mother by T.C.O.P reviews

A response to pudgypudge's "Oblivion" challenge. Take a look, though it's prologue only right now. It revolves around Naruto and the Dark Brotherhood from Oblivion. Dark/Evil?Naru, ?/Naru, Strong Not Super Naru.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 107 - Published: Aug 17, 2009 - Naruto U.

I Will Believe by SyncroX reviews

Trained by Kyuubi, seven year old Naruto already knows of his 'fate'. Which is why he vows to change it and use the power he gains to protect his precious people. Watch the birth of the new Shinku Arashi. [SakuNaruIno] [NaruSaku] [NaruIno] Enjoy!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,245 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: Aug 10, 2009 - Published: Aug 11, 2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.

Who am I, I am by maverick9871 reviews

Kakashi refuses to train Naruto in favor of Sasuke during the one month break but Naruto had enough. Angry enough to make a deal with the devil, another offers Naruto a choice and a chance at redemption. Now see how Naruto legend grows with this change NX

Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: Jul 30, 2009 - Published: Jan 12, 2009 - Naruto U. - Complete

Kitsune Legends by moonlight-village-anbu reviews

AU. Full summary inside. Crossover story. NaruXHarem, SasuXHarem. -An unfortunate event on his fifth birthday forces Naruto to meet the Kyuubi. After making a pact with the demon lord Naruto releases the seal holding the kitsune in place...

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,251 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 149 - Updated: Jul 13, 2009 - Published: Oct 10, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews

[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 944 - Updated: Jul 6, 2009 - Published: Jul 7, 2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete

The Melt by pudgypudge reviews

As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5145 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: Jul 1, 2009 - Published: Feb 7, 2008 - Naruto U.

An insane ANBU at Hogwarts? by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews

Naruto, 18 year old ANBU, gets sent to Hogwarts by a failed spell of Hermione. Chaos ensues!

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 527 - Published: May 28, 2009 - Fleur D., Naruto U.

Giving What I didn't Have by Studebaker1960 reviews

Adopted from DeExil. After returning from a mission Naruto stumbles upon a lady with a child. Her dying wish is for Naruto to take care of the child, who holds a secret.

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,016 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 172 - Updated: May 23, 2009 - Published: Sep 14, 2008 - Naruto U.

A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews

A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 845 - Updated: May 17, 2009 - Published: Feb 4, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.

A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews

A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6187 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: May 7, 2009 - Published: May 12, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

Konoha's Scarlet Claw by NoNameNeeded reviews

What would Naruto be like if he had been born 4 years earlier, Kyuubi still being sealed inside of him. What would he be like if he had grown up with Itachi, reaching shinobi ranks along side him. He is now 16, a jounin who just took on team 7. AU & OCnes

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: Apr 28, 2009 - Published: Aug 28, 2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.

Naruto: Keeper of the Seal by Taeron reviews

In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 805 - Updated: Apr 21, 2009 - Published: May 15, 2007 - Naruto U.

Watchmen Reborn by Akumakagemaru reviews

The Watchmen have been reborn, and it will be up to them to save the world again...but who will save them? AU, no pairings.

Crossover - Naruto & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: Apr 8, 2009 - Naruto U.

Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews

Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 5,757 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: Mar 28, 2009 - Published: Jan 2, 2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete

Naruto: Legacy of the Hokages by Lysander45 reviews

One discovery leads to another, the first terrible but the second, the second holds the key to life and death itself. Naruto my way, following the manga story using an altered universe.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,791 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: Mar 27, 2009 - Published: Nov 20, 2006 - Naruto U.

Codename: FOX by ares88 reviews

Naruto is adopted by ANBU. How will his life change? Rated T. Full summary inside. Pairings will be decided later on.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,991 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 337 - Updated: Mar 17, 2009 - Published: Aug 30, 2008 - Naruto U., Sai

A Fallen Shinobi by psychocitten reviews

Naruto had disappeared without a trace. They searched for him for years, and then the blonde turns up with a wife and child denying he was ever a shinobi, let alone this Naruto character.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,439 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 176 - Updated: Feb 2, 2009 - Published: Nov 12, 2007 - Naruto U. - Complete

All the jutsu's you'll hopefully need! by Saiyura

Ok, I got inspired by our first ninjutsu mistress/mister who made one, which I constantly use, so here it is, please like and enjoy.

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,482 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 6, 2008 - Complete

Life after death by dasonone reviews

Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: Nov 2, 2008 - Published: Oct 3, 2007 - Naruto U., Haku

Bending the Jutsu by Son Kenshin reviews

NaruHina Kaatang Sukka SasuSaku The Avatar has reawakened. He now has to struggle with the fact that he is, in the eyes of the world, 'Dead', while Zuko returns to the Fire Nation...

Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,942 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 488 - Updated: Oct 20, 2008 - Published: Nov 16, 2006 - Naruto U., Aang - Complete

Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews

After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: Oct 14, 2008 - Published: Nov 29, 2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete

Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews

Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: Aug 11, 2008 - Published: Jan 16, 2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete

ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews

On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 4,084 - Updated: Jul 18, 2008 - Published: Jan 9, 2007 - Naruto U.

List Of Ninjutsus & Genjutsu by NoNameNeeded reviews

Okay, basically I have made a list of every single jutsu which I could find. They are here to help people and fellow authors. They are all in alphabetical order and I hope that you benefit from them... NOW WITH GENJUTSU LIST AS WELL!

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,311 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 148 - Updated: Jun 30, 2008 - Published: Sep 29, 2007 - Complete

Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews

Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: Jun 15, 2008 - Published: Dec 7, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: Apr 23, 2008 - Published: Sep 11, 2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete

Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews

They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 587 - Updated: Mar 14, 2008 - Published: Feb 16, 2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete

Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews

It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: Feb 21, 2008 - Published: Nov 8, 2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete

Black Sheep by True Radical Dreamer reviews

AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: Feb 2, 2008 - Published: Apr 5, 2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.

Restoration of Faith by karrafear reviews

SEQUAL to Faith in Humanity Naruto OOC PG13. After Sandaime’s death, Naruto made a promise to himself to defy his own destiny and pursue a future that will lead to freedom and happiness. Chapters 35: Ending of this chapter in my life. STORY NOW COMPLETE!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 391,001 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 438 - Updated: Dec 24, 2007 - Published: Oct 24, 2004 - Complete

The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7307 - Favs: 6,139 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: Nov 23, 2007 - Published: Jul 25, 2006 - Naruto U. - Complete

Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews

When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 161 - Published: Jul 10, 2007 - Naruto U. - Complete

Faith in Humanity by karrafear reviews

AU. What if Naruto survived a murder attempt on his life at the age of 6 and had to leave Konoha for his own safety. Now 12, Naruto and Jiraiya returns to take the genin test. Finished! Lookout for Sequal Restoration of Faith!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,434 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 546 - Updated: Mar 2, 2007 - Published: Feb 9, 2004 - Complete

I Love The Sound of You Walking Away by Quillslinger reviews

Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Published: Feb 17, 2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete

Millennium by Shivakashi reviews

Sequel to Demon Hunter. Inuyasha Xover. Y2K was what they called it. The new millennium. Everyone thought something would happen...something terrible, something great...And then it passed, nothing. Feh, yeah, maybe to the humans. IYK maybe HOC

Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,420 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 326 - Updated: Feb 16, 2007 - Published: Sep 8, 2005 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] Harry P. - Complete

The Life Pursuit by Quillslinger reviews

"Want me to buy you another hooker?" - In which adulthood is unsimple. Naruto/Ino, slight Kiba/Sakura.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: Feb 15, 2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete

Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews

During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: Jan 14, 2007 - Published: Jan 15, 2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

Naruto at Hogwarts by YondyB reviews

Naruto x Harry Potter xover. team 7, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraiya are taken to Hogwarts. team7 is to protect Harry and gather info. but lots of other things happen too! such as Kakashi's book being read to the class and more. rated for language & stuff

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,535 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 353 - Updated: Dec 19, 2006 - Published: Jan 2, 2006 - Harry P.

Demon Hunter by Shivakashi reviews

REVISED. PostOOTP Harry's summer takes an unexpected turn when the guardian of the 7th gate of Hell shows up and offers to train him as a demon hunter. BadAss!Harry. Older!Future!Mentor!Inuyasha. Rated for language i.e. Inu's mouth

Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,383 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 474 - Updated: Sep 4, 2005 - Published: Dec 4, 2004 - Harry P., OC, Inuyasha - Complete

A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews

Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: Apr 24, 2005 - Published: Jun 22, 2004 - Naruto U. - Complete

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Naruko, The Toad Queen reviews

Naruko Uzumaki was raised on Mount Myoboko. Now, twelve years later, she return to Konoha to become the badass kunoichi she was always meant to be. Female Naruto.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Published: Mar 26, 2018

Konoha's midnight flash reviews

Naruto is taken at the age of five to be raised in isolation. Everyone is told of the secrets of his heritage and Naruto grows up learning all of his parent's tecniques to kill a certain man...Super Naruto

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 390 - Updated: Mar 26, 2018 - Published: Apr 18, 2010 - Naruto U.

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