Well my names Daniel, I’m 16 and I go to school. In my spare time I like to write stories, eat ramen, hang out with friends, decide which girl I am going to date next, read Manga, read Fanfiction, play video games, watch movies, listen to music…I’m your typical teen. My dislikes our when I’m grounded, when I lose a good idea for a story, when I’m bored, when my friends are grounded, sushi, school (sometimes), mall cops, gay guys who keep flirting with me, and anything else that is annoying. My dreams…go to college and become a graphic arts designer or become a cop. I stand at 5’11, brown straight hair, hazel eyes sometimes and forest green other times, athletic build (when I’m not lazy) and overall I’m a nice guy.

My favorite stories to write about have to be Naruto for now. I really want to write stories for Death Note, Pokémon because it would be some random and funny stuff, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Digimon, and whatever else I’m forgetting. So far I only have seven stories and they are all at different areas in completion. They are all about Naruto, and are mostly my random and made up ideas.

I like to write Naruto stories because you can make the story go so many different ways, there are so many paths that you can follow and they all are good. I try my best to write good stories and usually I succeeded but I do sometimes suck at it. Like my very first story, it sucks really bad but most first stories do. Anyways…

Pairings that I like

Naruto x Ino- I like this pairing mainly because of the fact that Ino is the most popular girl. Most of Naruto’s life you don’t ever see her really eyeing him and when this pairing comes to light it changes a story completely because events have to happen differently for these two to get together. I also like these pairings because in a good story it takes a little bit of time to get them together because there isn’t always feelings there right away. Ino is a hot chick in Naruto (I so am not into Manga girls) and Naruto looks good with her, in my mind’s eye. She is weak and he is strong, sometimes, and they balance each other out. She is smart, he’s stupid. She is popular, he is weird. She had a loving family, he doesn’t. The villagers like her, they don’t like him. She is weak, he is strong. They just balance each other out!

Naruto x Sakura- I think that a pairing between these two is for beginners. It is too easy to make a story around these two characters unless you are making a very intricate plot. Many writers start of just throwing these two together because it takes too much time to get Naruto with another girl. I usually don’t pair these two together at all but I do like them paired together but I think that only a GOOD author should do so. If you read a lot of Narusaku stories you see Naruto turning his back on her and then she falls in love and then they live happily ever after. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBB BA! It is way too easy! I like a challenge, I mean don’t get me wrong Sakura is hot and can keep Naruto in check but really? I think this is a scapegoat for first time stories. The only time someone should use this pairing is when they have written at least 6 stories THAT ARE GOOD! And or the story is completely original not some cannon crap. Also there has to be a chase with these two, it makes it funnier. The last thing…if Sakura is used in a harem then it’s totally fine!

Naruto x Temari- Another blond on blond thing going on. I like Temari because she is strong, smart, brave, and loving everything Naruto needs. She could whip his ass into shape and give him what he needs. Now I have tried only one Narumari story so far and let me tell you it is really hard to get the two to be together but it provides a serious challenge. It is fun but the key to their relationship is a long fiction or a very intense plot and that’s all I have to say about them.

Naruto x Hinata- Well I have very little to say about these two. I enjoy some stories when they get together but really? It is getting old. Hinata loves Naruto; Naruto finds out, they start dating and then her whole personality changes! NO! NOOOOOOOBBBB BA! Hinata is the very incarnation of shyness you stupid mother fuckers. SHE ISN”T BRAVE! SHE IS CHICKEN SHIT! Get this straight okay, this girl turns RED and I mean FIRE HYDRANT RED when Naruto glances over her. But then I see these scenes where they are ‘passionately making out’ and I’m like NOOOOOOO! She should be dead from embarrassment. If I EVER make a Hinata Naruto story and Hinata is brave then do me a favor and shove a shot gun up my ass and fire that bitch five times. I want a shy Hinata; if they date and go in public she is always getting a cute little blush, not shoving her tongue down Naruto’s throat! GAH! Okay…I gained my composure. Hinata is the spawn of innocence the goal that Naruto needs to aim for. She has loved him like no other so a pairing between them is okay if it follows my standards. I really hate all of these stories where sick ass perverts are like Oh Naruto walks into town and sees Hinata. “Hey Hinata!” she then responds. “Naruto FUCK ME SEVEN WAYS!!” THAT IS ANNOYING! I also hate when Hinata FALLS IN LOVE with Naruto at the age of 5! WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATANS HAIRY HOT FUCKING BALLS IS THAT!! Falling in love at the age of 5 is BULL SHARK!

Naruto x O.C- Okay I like when someone can introduce a new character to their story and have it sound logical. I have found to many stories where Naruto falls in love with the queen of fucking hookers! It makes Jared ARNGRY!! I want to see a real love blossom not some nasty ass herpes infestation making HENTAI! I mean yeah I like reading rated M stories and reading a good lemon and a good romance I mean who doesn’t enjoy it or get a kick out of it? But seriously I want to read a good O.C love not some gay crap. A good one I can think about is Naruto and Ayame, if they are the same age. That is a good one right there. Ayame is not a ninja! That would put a great spin on a story, but NOOOOO We need QUEEN FUCKIN HOOKER to love our blond guy. GARSH!

Pairings that I HATE!

Naruto x another MAN- WHAT THE FUCK?! EWWWWWWW. If I want to read about a good old’ fashion guy on girl love making scene then THAT’S WHAT I WANT BITCHEZZZZZ! I don’t want to be reading a story and then have some Naruto on Sasuke action. I read that once and I was like kldvmdvlkfdvdlbvfgdsbgflbvuilbirfrebvurwbgfiebvfgeurfbiewlfirefrgferfbebeigvqerhbfefhguogfeurguee

PROJECTILE VOMINATION ATTACK!!

I mean COME ON, Ewwww Naruto has a PENIS! Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Temari, or any girl has a VAGINA! God made man so that they could NAIL WOMEN NOT MEN, GOD EVEN FUCKING SAYS THIS IN THE DAMN BIBLE YOU DIP SHITS!! Penises are NOT made for MANGINA!! They do not belong in a MAN CUNT!! They belong in the tender and loving care of a woman you sick basterds. Sword and sheath! GAH

Okay my moments over…for now.

Naruto x Tsunade- WTF?! SHE’S IS LIKE OLDER THEN IS FUCKING GRANDMOTHER JESUS MARY AND FUCKING JOSEPH!! EWWWWWWWWWW

Naruto x Kushina- NO! I don’t care if you are making a fuckin story where Naruto goes back in time and meets his mom and ends up fucking her and becomes his own FATHER NO! AHHHH! INCEST!!

Naruto x Hanabi- PEDOFILE

Naruto x Yugito- She is like the same age as his MOM people! Okay now that I have used the word fuck more than 300 times I am ready to move on. Stories that I find and I really hate are the sick and perverted wastes of time. I read a story but I will not mention the name. Anyway it is all about Naruto fucking a vixen and it is a shitty story and this person thinks they are good. Everyone in the story is a stupid ass pervert and the plot line makes no sense. EVERYONE IS FUCKING EACH OTHER!! I’m like EWWWWWW! Anyways that’s about it about me guys I am too lazy to write more but I will eventually.

Also my goal is to try a group story. That sounds like it would be pretty tight so if you want to give it a try then hit me up with a private message.

Oh Yeah I don't own any stories that I write. Stories that I do own, are my own Misc. I figure if I put this down here I won't have to write it in everyone of my chapters...

Picture Of Gaara(Female) - Older-around 15! *From -The Light Within* (Note This isn't what she will wear)

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Naruto when he is around 15 *The Light Within* (Note this isn't what he will wear and imagine him with his regular blue eyes)

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