![]() Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Halo, Star Wars, Elder Scroll series, Pokémon, and Mass Effect. My name is Ella and I live in Australia. Maybe one day I'll update some of my stories (ha ha ha) One can also find me on AO3, dA, FictionPress and Tumblr I live at This Side of the Black Stump in bumfuck Victoria, Aust. I'm a chef by trade and chronic procrastinator by nature. I have a mummy and a daddy and an annoying younger brother. One can find me at the pub, on the internet mining for well written porn. I have three great friends who get to hear all about what bizzare ass kink I've stumbled across this week. My goal for the future is to finish NaNoWroMo and attempt to write a smut fic. My favourite fandoms are: Fullmetal Alchemist (My first darling, the first anime I got into since I was twelve and a hardcore Pokemon/Dragon Ball Z fan) Star Wars (Is awesome. The best school trip ever was when the Space Science class went to see Revenge of the Sith as an excursion) Supernatural Marvel (thanks a lot Bindy) Some of my friends have fanfic accounts too so check them out! Shezzalenko Who I am collaborating with on her story Allen's New Family HELP ME! I wrote the first chapter coz she just kept procrastinating ;) She is also on dA so check out some of her work: FeralFighter Loki.O.o who has been my best friend since '99 (minus a few weeks when we hated each other D:) She hasn't written any stories coz she's too busy trying to write a zombie story. Shezza and I have been nagging at her for years to get an account so she will stop losing track of her fav stories; well I may have taken almost 5 years but we finally got her to cave! Now all we have to do is nag her into getting a dA account! :D She is now on dA: ForcedToJoin My Mind Works Like Lightning; One Brilliant Flash and it's Gone: Because I am the epitome of grace and poise. OMG! I almost committed a sin! I nearly threw a grenade at a health droid! - My little brother Tom, who was playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 on solo (cos I play as an Engineer and can fix them for him) Do you know what it's saying? Not a clue Sounds like 'DONTFUCKMYCAT!' - Me and Shezza discussing a little Roy Mustang figurine of hers (I have one too!) OMG! Belinda, why is he bleeding blood!? - Shezzalenko to our friend LokiO.o, she meant to say 'crying blood) I hate you. We are no longer friends you bitches. You should be glad that I'm not charging rent!!1! LMAO - My horrible evil friends who were waiting for me to get home from work and put butter on my door knob while they were having a D.Gray-man marathon. Hey Belinda, say anemone. anem, annemany anemanemanemone Anem, anemonmly an-! I hate you - My brother to LokiO.o, still pisses her off! She still can't say it lol My old room used to be 'L' shaped. My bed was in the 'L' part - Me explaining to Shezz how I broke my arm . Hey! My suns are in the eye!... You better not put this up on your profile! - LokiO.o as we're walking home from the pub Gonna get rid of that child porn on your laptop? KUROSHITSUJI IS NOT PORN! High five* That's if, we're not face book friends anymore - LokiO.o (is very over protective of her Kuroshitsuji), Shezzalenko and Me So, Ella, did you pick up on pub crawl? MUM! Your brother went to a gig in Bendigo Does he have herpes now? ELLA! I don't ask your brother those kind of questions! - Mother dearest and Me, though LokiO.o who was on my end of the conversation and almost shat a brick at 'herpes' Take a deep breathe, and remember that you're a happy person - Me to Shezz while she was playing Pokemon Black Why should I cut myself when I can cut others? - Something I overheard Shezz saying to Pokemon Black (she was using 'cut') "Shut up Brendan, you white haired freak. At least I look normal... well actually I look like a chicken..." - Me playing Pokemon Ruby pssst I don't like Brendan I just ate a piece of paper and now I'm hungry - Me Ella, I'm thirsty, got anything to drink? I've got some coolant in the backseat, but its a little toxious - Shezz and I, creating new words "TOXIOUS" a combination of Toxic and Nauseous (also the discription of Emma's Fav list) Fancy house, fancy house, crap shack, fancy house - Shezz describing her friends holiday house
Don't let that stop you, Ella, have an elevator You can't have an elevator in a lighthouse You can make it twirl around like the stairs I'd need a chuck bucket - Mum and I discussing lighthouse ownership
He won't have a shield, he'll have a boomerang! And his uniform will be budgie smugglers! With a shearers singlet, the australian flag as a cape and a cork hat. He'd spend spend all day in the pub getting drunk and hitting on transvestites. - Shezz and I discussing 'Captain Australia' To my dear friend Emma(who showed me the wonder of fanfiction), I'm so sorry, I've reached the bottom of the Pit of Patheticness. But don't worry that much, I've only just discovered it's actualy bottomless... Ta-ta |